Diablo Destruction
v1 Chapter 1146: Shining debut: Rogge 1st... Mascot!
Chapter one hundred and forty-sixth debut: Rogge first... Mascot!
"No, you misunderstood it, just..."
Seeing that I was shocked, Akara shook her head with a smile and suddenly sighed.
"What should I say? In such a world, there will always be some twisted people who suffer because of loss and cannot bear it and become a beast..."
"It turns out that... rest assured, Akara nǎinǎi, I will be more conscious..."
My voice also became deeper, Akara was right, the Dark Continent is always suffering from too many [lost] people who can't bear this kind of pain, or walking like walking dead ròu, or become cynical, and this joyous and joyous birthday will undoubtedly severely stab the nerves of these people.
Why... I'm lost... but you can still rejoice here...
Although these people have no organization at all, their strength is not too strong, but they are scattered everywhere. Their concealment, number and possible hidden dangers are worthy of vigilance.
Like the nagging mother-in-law, Akala reassured me a few words, and finally thought about it, there was really nothing to say, only to smile and look at me away.
After a moment...
"It's a puppet bear, Lord Puppet bear has appeared again"
On the street, a brown puppet bear standing at the height of a chéng man stood silently in the center, flashing left and right, followed by a large group of babies with bright eyes.
As one of the mascots of the Rogge camp (defined by folk sī), since it appeared more than half a year ago, it has been loved by the majority of children. Looking at the round and cute máo velvet head, it seems as if the gems are inlaid with black inside. The eyes, just a touch of black nose, present a perfect semi-circular ear shape, seemingly filled with a lot of soft and warm limbs in the cotton huā, and feel comfortable, máo velvet, with a glance, it will produce "Hold it to sleep Must be very soft and comfortable" chubby body.
In addition, the tail behind the **** like a máo velvet rabbit curled up all over the body is also a popular part of children.
In this way, it seems that the ultimate cute puppet bear, which is composed of countless cute spots, appears on the street. I wonder who can resist? Even adults, especially nv children and fùnv, will see their eyes glow, but it is only due to their age, so I am embarrassed to fight with the ǎo children.
And because of the gentle (?) xìng grid, even if the bear is pulled out (although no one can pull it out), climb the soft shoulder of the fluffy cake to pull the bear ears, even reach out from behind to pull The ball of brown bear tail on the buttocks (it is said that pulling the tail can stop the function of the puppet bear).
It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you don't dirty Master Puppet Bear's body. Otherwise, Master Puppet Bear will not be angry and those children will be unhappy.
Because of this, the puppet bear is also trusted by adults. People who pass by, often seeing their children follow behind, often smile and bow slightly: The children of my family will bother you.
So, although it only appeared less than a year, and appeared very few times, but the puppet bears quickly jumped to the top of the camp mascot at the speed of people (?) eye-catching.
At the same time, who is inside the puppet bear, and who would wear such a cute puppet costume and come out to play with the children, this problem has gradually become one of the eighth most incredible in the camp.
"..."
Akara sent me to patrol in this form. Have you ever considered the current situation?
Ignoring the tug-of-war behind me, dragging one by one, grabbing my tail and pulling hard, I stepped on the heavy steps and walked on the street step by step, feeling more and more entangled.
Why, why should my divine savior (pseudo) come to this end.
Hey, what are you doing, let go, hún egg, do you think the field-level **** fighting bear, the máo on his body can be pulled out so easily?
Huh, stupid human
And you guys, haven’t you got enough to play tug-of-war? This is the tail of a domain-level master... I'll just go for it, you shouldn't forget the original purpose, treat me like a horse and a trailer
After discovering this fact, I suddenly became an angry Godzilla in my heart, spraying a fire in my mouth, and flattened the Empire State Building with a fierce foot.
Having said that, Godzilla on the TV, and the Empire State Building, what kind of indescribable hatred? Why is the Empire State Building bad luck every time? Could it be that there is a wonderful relationship between octopus and tentacle monsters in the movie similar to the magic less nv? I am curious about this.
Wait, now is not the time to be distracted
Haven’t you played enough? You all say that there are no strange things like zippers on my back, no stomach, no neck, soles? Are you trying to get in from the bottom of the puppet costume to show me hún eggs don't crawl on me luōluàn hún eggs This is the body of the noble future savior hún eggs flashed to the roadside and knelt down to meet I'm your duty
But now I have a heavy responsibility and I don’t know. I’m fighting against the evil villain... well, fighting, courageous, don’t you know? In order to prevent the destruction of Camp Roger, and to protect the peace of the upcoming Christmas Day.
Carry out love and true justice.
The puppet corner of lovely and mí people.
Wu Fan
Alius
We use light to save the world...
Wait... wait, how did I wrap myself in some strange opening lines? hún egg
Heck, all in all, the mission I’m doing now, even at the top of the league, is also a super secret mission printed with the word “top secret”. The super top secret mission, with a little negligence, the entire dark continent, just There will be terrible events like the evil organization named Frosham invading the earth
If you know this, would you dare to block me? Does it matter if Kawasaki City is destroyed?
"Gam~~Gam Gam"
Go, go, do not hinder me from maintaining world peace.
"Ah ah, everybody see, Master Puppet Xiong said"
"It's so cute, Master Puppet Bear, say more, say more."
"Good boy, Master Puppet Bear, give you candy"
I:"……"
This group of kids, they don’t understand people at all...oh no, they don’t understand the bear words.
While playing
In desperation, I sacrificed the **** of **** fighting bears
On the green areas in the park, you can often see wooden signs that prohibit entry.
"what"
Seeing the words on the wooden sign, these children were stunned.
Huh, do you finally understand? Really, huā cost me so much effort.
Hitting the iron in the heat, the brand in hand flashed, and a second piece appeared.
I don’t have time to play with you now. I’ll talk about it next time.
All children: "..."
Hey, why are you scared not to speak? Is your language too harsh? Is it better to be gentler?
"Ah~~"
After froze for a few seconds, there was finally a ǎo child who made a sound of suspicious exclamation.
Then, in my unexpected eyes, the stunned children suddenly rushed up in joy, surrounded me one by one, and the noisy noises that kept reaching my ears almost made me vomit blood.
"Ah, look, Lord Puppet Bear is doing the trick again."
"Where exactly did the wooden sign come from?" (By the way, Luō Yitong)
"Master Puppet Bear is so good, teach me how to do it."
"Master Puppet Bear, come one more, another one."
"No, Master Puppet Bear is hungry. Let's eat sugar first, let's talk, come, ah~~~"
"Master Puppet Bear, what's on the sign? It's crooked, is it magic?"
"That's a word, it's a word, right?"
"Hum, are you suspicious of me? I used to see it from an adult master, similar to what Master Puppet Xiong wrote."
"Great~~~"
"Master Puppet Bear is also amazing, is it magic? Is it really magic?"
I:"……"
I completely forgot that few of these children are literate.
Respect, nǎinǎi of heaven:
I now seem to have encountered a more difficult force than the Fallen Alliance, a terrible enemy called the Bear Kids Party.
I couldn’t get rid of this group of guys by all means, but in desperation, I had to drag my family around, along with dozens of noisy bear children, walking along the main road of the camp together, walking around, wherever I went, no one was Looking at it from the side, those foreign adventurers who saw this kind of scene for the first time are even more surprised.
This is not a big hidden in the city, ah, just like that, I thought of myself.
Looking at the time, it is noon, and the remote transmission station has been open for two days. Nowadays, strange adventurers can be seen everywhere on the street. These people are dressed in casual clothes even if they are converging. It is also very strong. Look at the stride pace, the confidence and power between the eyebrows, it is not like a farmer or a herdsman at all.
However, I am very satisfied that I can achieve this level. Even if the Alliance did not emphasize the requirements, everyone consciously hid the momentum and equipment. Compared with the situation at the competition meeting three years ago, wearing armor , A rude guy who carried a weapon on his shoulders and did not know how to converge, walked around the street, scaring civilians out of mén, but it was much better.
"Hey, look, what a cute puppet bear"
Among these foreign adventurers, there is no lack of nvxìng. Amazon is a little bit better. They are naturally cold. Most of them admire the power. For the "cute" kind of thing, they just think it is more pleasing, while some other nvxìng occupations are cute. The resistance is relatively low, especially the druid, it is particularly favored eyes, is it said that it is the same kind of attraction?
Soon after, instead of those children, I was surrounded by Yingyingyanyan's nvxìng adventurers, and the body of the chubby puppet bear was also submerged in a piece of nv incense.
"Who is inside?"
"It's so soft, you see, this kind of softness, deceiving, how can the puppet achieve this degree."
"There are velvet máo, with body temperature, it is almost like real."
"Hee hee, isn't this really a real bear."
"Have you ever seen a bear that grows into a puppet bear?"
The right guess of a certain nv adventurer is straight, and others have refuted one after another, so there are great men who say that the truth is often mastered by a few people.
I:"……"
These people are also adults anyway, how can they be the same as children?
Hello, this Druid sister, where is your hand? There's nothing below. How can there be such a real puppet bear? Who would do that kind of stuff on puppet bears?
No, I'm not a puppet bear, OK?
There is also the assassin sister who is looking for the zipper in the back, I am sorry, although I know you are very skillful in trapping, and have a special hobby for hidden things, but I really don’t have that stuff, really, There is absolutely no lie to you, there are countless children who can testify.
Hello, elder paladin, you are a paladin anyway, right, right? Don’t you think it’s an excessive thing to pull the tail of someone as an upright and kind paladin?
I... I said, this wizard, although you are really delicate, does not mean that you can climb on me. Are you and those bear children of the same level childish?
Uh? This sight is...
Following a sharp line of sight, I found that outside the crowd, an Amazon full of wild feelings was staring unscrupulously with a sharp eye, and his eyes were full of an Amazon-style "pillage if you like it" a feeling of.
"..."
As a ruthless Amazon family, don’t you think your hobbies are...somewhat strange?
All in all, I seem to be in more trouble now.
Can't go on like this.
I sighed deeply, and...
The nv druid and nv assassin of luō were taken away from the body, the nv paladin who was still interested in his tail was thrown away, and the wizard sitting on his shoulder was raised and gently put down.
"Gam Gum~~~"
Snoring, shaking his head, his eyes fell outside, those ǎo children who were frightened by the enthusiasm of nv adventurers.
"what?"
These nv people froze, waking up from the fanaticism.
"Ahaha, sorry for being sorry, look, we all scared the kids."
"Yeah, it's like grabbing a toy with a kid. It's embarrassing to say it."
"But this puppet bear is so cute."
"The call just now is also very cute, is it a special effect? Ordinary people can't make such a sound at all."
"Cute Mr. Xiong... or sister Xiong? Goodbye Luo."
"The next time you meet, please give me a hug."
"May you be allowed to sleep on my chuáng." Accompanied by Jiao Didi's voice is a passionate and profound meaning.
"Wow, Lina, you are too bold, what should a man do?"
It’s not that Wan is a man, and it’s not “inside.” Which of your eyes saw me wearing a puppet bear costume?
Gently gave a hug, and rubbed his face on his bear skin, these nv adventurers finally reluctantly dispersed.
With a sigh of breath, I was like a battle with an evenly matched enemy, shaking my hair with exaggeration and wiping my forehead.
However, it is the best result to be able to send these nv people without violent identity and strength. They are no better than children. If they surround themselves too much, they may attract the attention of the fallen alliance. .
It's a pity that before I took a few breaks, the children who watched the nv adventurers leave until the figure disappeared, cheered again and gathered up again.
Only nvzi and ǎo children are hard to raise.
After a while...
Let me see, if this way, let's go to the sub-transmission of the North District Training Camp first. The old drunkard there is the most reassuring guy.
Thinking this way, I resolutely chose the direction to the North District, intending to grab the handle of the old drunkard first... No, it is to supervise whether the old nv person is working hard.
"Hey, Master Puppet Bear, but there is a training camp over there."
The children noticed that I was going in the wrong direction, so they reminded me one by one.
"All of them can be grown-up adventurers, super-~~~~~~ powerful adventurers like those just now."
"Dad said today is a biography... Whatever the opening time, there will be many, many more powerful adventurer adults, so I must not be close to this."
"That is, my mother said this to me this morning, so if Mr. Puppet Bear enters, he will definitely be injured."
It's all about talking, I'm afraid I don't know, these ǎo children, one by one, flashing innocent and worried eyes, looking at me, pulling my body, preventing me from going to "death."
Really, these ghosts, if you want to worry about me, dry your nose first and then talk about it.
I snorted and shook my head, letting them pull without moving.
Seemingly feeling my determination, the children stopped.
"Since Master Puppet Bear is going, then I will go too."
"Yes, swear to protect Master Puppet Bear, even if the Adventurer wants to bully Master Puppet Bear, I... even if it is the Adventurer... wooh~~~"
You see, I scared myself to cry.
mō holding the heads of the children, I shook my head again, put the guys sitting on my body one by one, or the guys pulling my body, and put them down one by one.
Then, with a "ding", a sharp claw popped out of ròu's palm, crossed a straight line on the ground, pointed, and made a stop gesture.
Although they were very noisy and entangled, these children were very sensible, and slowly watched me leave without walking the straight line on the ground.
Huh~~~
It wasn't until my eyes behind my eyes disappeared, uh huh, the annoying things finally disappeared. Now, my druid Wu Fan, using the harmless appearance of humans and animals as a cover-up, is finally going to finish. Kara's top secret mission.
With a lot of sweets and biscuits from the children in my arms, I stood in the middle of the road. With the strange eyes of several adventurers coming and going, I shook my tail proudly and raised my nose.
Ok? Murderous
From the beginning of the patrol, I have felt the two hate eyes that have been behind me. At this moment, I finally have a terrible fangs.
Is it that the Fallen Alliance is finally going to shoot?
Trying to kidnap me, Roger's first mascot, to threaten the children in the camp and create húnluàn?
Thinking of this possibility, I couldn't help but startled and turned my head back...
The rumbling iǎo Jia strode at the pace that made the earth tremble, and in the dazzling ǎo eyes, he showed a tragic look like a martyr and slammed straight over.
Immediately behind it was a golden máǎo animal dead dog with a grin.
The eyes of the two (?) who are also the mascots of the camp are clearly a kind of concubine-like hatred in the eyes of an elderly wife who is staring at the two or eight years.
I:"……"
With the sound of "touch", I was greatly suspicious and was knocked out by ǎo Jia, the candy and cookies held in my hand were scattered all over the place.
At this time, the dead dog immediately behind him suddenly jumped up like a Olympian in a flexible posture, and his mouth kept flicking, collecting all the candy and biscuits in the air, and falling into a bag that had been prepared long ago. Then, holding a bag, and some unbelievable that he actually succeeded, he made a provocative gesture, pulled tuǐ and ran.
The whole process seems to be long, but from the appearance of ǎo Jia to the two... The disappearance of the two animals is just less than ten seconds. I am like an old man who was robbed by a motorcycle thief and hit a note. In general, after flying out, he fell to the ground and remained motionless.
Damn it, Damn it, if there are only a few pedestrians around to watch this scene, I am worried that there are people of the Fallen Alliance, just now ǎo Jia can hit me? I can slap it back to Harogas with a slap
The pets and dry food reserves are so arrogant, wait and see, after this mission, you two will be well received.
It wasn't until I confirmed that there was no one around me that I patted the dust on my body and looked at the two animals in a fleeing direction, before turning around and leaving.
...
This is the sub-transmission array of the North District Training Camp.
In order to avoid the incident that was surrounded by nv adventurers just now, and worrying about the adventurers appearing from inside, will there be the corruption of the fallen alliance in it. I just chose a position with good vision and monitored the field from afar. Every move.
The soldiers and the mages are performing their tasks well.
The whole sub-transport station was in order, and there was no hint of húnluàn.
very good. Everyone is working hard.
I nodded happily, chōu produced a table, soaked a cup of tea, sat on the plate, and drank peacefully.
Can finally take a breath...
A fart hún egg, what about the old drunkard?
I snarled the tea table in front of me.
Sure enough, as expected by Akara, this guy, when he had a chance, ran lazily and hummed, watching me not telling Akara this time, old drunkard, you're done, just waiting to be shut down when God's birthday Let's go shopping in the cage
"Hey, I said, stink, what are you doing here?" There was a sound from behind me without warning.
What else can I do, monitor the old drunkard’s hún egg, grab her handle, and tell Akara, hehe, this time she’s not dead
I lifted the sign unconsciously towards the back, and even the yīn dangerous laughter I thought about was expressed on it.
Who am I?
As soon as the words ended, I reacted and quickly turned around to put up a defensive posture.
Actually, there is no need to guess, there is only one person in the whole Rog camp, which can be quietly approached in my **** fighting bear stance.
"Oh, that's what it is. I want to grab my handle." Behind him, the old drunkard nibbled at the biscuits, delivered a sip of fine wine, and said indifferently.
When did you find me?
I raised the wooden sign again, took a step back, and became alert.
"From the moment you step into the North District."
I:"……"
"Oh, what a magnificent scene, the whole person was knocked off, lying on the ground motionless, I thought our savior, the master, had been killed by a siege beast, even the eulogy.
After nibbling the cookie, he threw a candy out of his mouth and threw it into his mouth, the old drunkard said with a smile.
Huh, that's just for the sake of the league, bear the humiliation.
With a swipe, the second wooden sign was thrown away, and I raised the new one again, and proudly lifted it.
"It's really great, amazing."
The old drunkard wanted to clap, but after looking at the biscuits and candy in his arms, he stopped.
These things... where did you come from?
I stared at the old drunkard with questioning eyes, and in fact I already vaguely guessed the truth.
"Oh, are you talking about these candy and cookies? Really, I am afraid that you don't believe it. When I came back, I saw a dog with a big package hanging around his neck and ran very hard~www .lightnovelpub.net~ I don’t know which naughty child bullied him like this, so I kindly helped it to take it down. Hahahaha~~~~"
I:"……"
If you open your eyes and talk nonsense, if you grow your hands and feet and put on your clothes, that's what your old drunkard looks like now.
But fortunately, at least let the dead dog understand the truth of evil, and go back and catch the mantis catching the cicada, and then memorize it ten thousand times.
And now, I seem to think about telling this old drunkard what it means to pick up the gold and return it to the original owner~~
As if seeing through my thoughts, the old drunkard swallowed the candy in his mouth with a grunt, still smiling eyes, flashing a jīng light as Roger's second miser.
For a moment, the air between us became extremely dangerous...
Alas, the monthly ticket score is still a bit low, and this month’s games category is particularly powerful. ǎoqi has now been squeezed out of the top ten of similar works, woooo