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Seeing that my drip was leak-proof, the princess Wannian bulged her small mouth, and was a little angry.

"Why, you seem to be afraid of me?" She used a very stupid radical method, too naive, do you think this kind of means can only be used against monkeys, will I be fooled?

"Afraid of you? Hahaha, this is the most funny joke I have heard this year!"

Stop me! Can't be fooled! I am not a monkey! ! !

"really?"

"Of course it is true, there are some tricks, even if you come here!" The matter is over, I can only go one step at a time.

"In fact, it has nothing to do with me, I just feel sad for Tia." This book Na, began to move, tried to lift Tia, and suddenly hit my dead hole.

"Then you are sad, I will not accompany you." I turned to go, and the collar was caught, turned around, and met the cold eyes of the culprit.

"Are you still Tia's fiance?" she asked angrily, seeing that I couldn't get in.

"This... depends on what you are talking about."

"Which is this?"

"That is, for example, you said to me, you dare not even streak around in the village, is it Tia's fiancé, would I have to go streaking if I could not?"

"It turns out that I can still say that." Ben Zina looked shocked and seemed to have learned a new posture. Not good. Look at my stinky mouth. Is there anything to do to infuse the poisonous tongue guy?

"In fact, letting you go streaking is not good for Tia, so I won't say that."

"You can understand."

"So how about saying that I love Tiya while streaking?"

"It seems that you don't understand at all."

"It is allowed to wear a pair of pants. After all, I don't want to see your ugliness."

"That's really a thank you. Since you said so sincerely, I will let you see it alone when you have the opportunity to change it until you adapt to it. We are comrades, how can there be such a superficial mustard between each other?"

"You **** monkey! Who is a comrade like you idiot? Dare to do this, I cut your ugly stuff!" Princess Wannian's face turned red, clenched her fists, and glared at me.

"Oh, what the **** is it, if you make it clear, how can you tell me if you don't say it?"

"You...oooooooooooooooooooooo sooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooo sooo sooo sooooooooooo sobly." Benzina gritted her teeth and stomped her feet. But there is no way to take me.

Hahaha, I understand a little bit. The weakness of this guy is to discuss the topic of sex, just the opposite of Huang Duanzi's maid.

Very good, let me come to a few paragraphs. Report the new hatred and old hatred together.

"Dare to say strange things, string your mouth and chrysanthemums together." Ben Zina seemed to peep out my intentions, and pulled out her blue and white sword with a murderous look.

"..."

Your sister, say a good gentleman does not speak? Oh, forgot, this is not a gentleman.

"Aren't you here to quarrel with me?"

Seeing that Wannian Princess seems to have forgotten the purpose of the beginning, I had to remind a little, but I didn’t want to. It's just that the threat of stringing the mouth and the chrysanthemum together is too great. It makes my subconscious chrysanthemum tight. I am afraid that Princess Wannian's personality and behavior will develop in a strange direction.

"You didn't say I forgot. I wanted to remind you at the beginning that you dropped a few gems."

"Why didn't you say it early!!!" My tragic rage raised a mind coffee table. The big dragon turned around and ran back, desperately looking up on the road, even the ant hole was not let go.

Wait, I don't have any gems on my body, I touched my arms. A money bag was held in his hand, and he picked it up. The crisp sound of gold coin collision reminded me like Xian Le, which made me close my eyes intoxicatedly, and then opened it suddenly, as if finally found the criminal's detective from the clues.

"You lie, I have gold coins in my arms."

"Yeah, lie to you."

"It's even shameless to admit it."

"In fact, there is a very important thing I want to tell you."

"Do you think changing the topic will work for me as a founder, stupid puppet."

"It's about your wedding with Tia."

"I don't listen, I don't want to let me be fooled again."

"No kidding, I'm serious."

"Idiot fool, your mouth should be oiled."

"..."

"Why don't you speak? Is it because the power is cut off? No, go find a clockwork and twist it, is it the back or the head? I guess it should be the head, after all, there is the least power in it. The place."

After a crackling, a druid sat down with a swollen nose and blue face.

"Sorry, I'm so smug."

Really, it turned out to be rough, this princess is not cute at all.

"If it were not for Tia, I was too lazy to care about you stupid monkey, Tia is also confused, how should such a monkey like it? Could it be related to her heavy taste of eating sand worms and scorpions?"

It’s too much to say...well, I don’t refute the point that Tia’s taste is a bit heavy, in terms of eating.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, if you have anything to sit down, everyone can say that being angry can't solve any problems, can't it?" My face is mature and steady, like a soothing child, pressing down on Princess Wannian Palm, motioning her to sit down and talk.

The leaking gas tank will be put aside for the time being. How about letting you smoke a cigarette first?

As a result, in the next second, Ben Zina savagely pressed the back of her head, her face rubbing against the rough wooden table, like a devil's pace.

"Yes... there is something to say... I can't solve it... any problems..."

Even if subjected to such cruel and ruthless abuse, I am still reluctant to give up. I am compassionate and believe that Wannian Princess still has medicine to cure. For example, you can try the expired contraceptive pill of Huang Duanzi’s maid, supplemented by Beansha’s special Dark stew broth, with a small ghost diamond clear noodle soup.

After a period of inhumane torture, Princess Wannian finally got angry and talked about the business.

"Explain in advance. Our Hladiks are a civilized race."

"Yes, I absolutely believe that if it wasn't for a violent woman who lowered the value of civilization, then civilization would simply break through the sky."

I don't know if the Hradic have broken through the sky. I only know that after death, my head broke through the sky.

"However, in the dazzling civilization, we also retain a part of the traditional blood, and have not lost the courage and courage of the ancestors of the year."

"I now understand the meaning of this sentence very deeply." My head penetrated the entire hard wooden table. My eyes seemed to be in circles, and I very much agreed with this sentence.

"Although I don't know if the Hradic people have retained this tradition, I believe everyone remembers it!" That's it. Ben Zina patted the wooden table with both hands, just like the master who was clapping the table indignantly. The wooden table broke apart tragically, and the good news was that I was saved by my neck.

"So, what is the tradition in your mouth? What do you want me to do?" Rubbed his neck. Seeing that Ben Zina finally got to the topic, I wouldn't slap anymore.

"Hunting." From the beautiful cherry lips of Princess Wannian, these three words were gently spit out.

"hunting?"

"Yes, just like animals showing their fists and muscles when courting, they were born in the ancient time of our Hladiq family. When proposing, the man will also show his strength to the woman by hunting. The prey is regarded as a marriage proposal. This tradition has continued into my time. Although it has become less important and must be done, but if you have this intention, it will undoubtedly add more color to the wedding of the two."

"Well, I understand what you mean." This ancient tradition has appeared no matter in which world, of course, it will also deteriorate due to different times, such as in the original world. Many times money replaces muscles as a display.

"Such a simple thing, even if it is based on the IQ of a monkey, it shouldn't be difficult to understand." Ben Zi Na nodded and was satisfied that I didn't pretend to be stupid.

"But the question is coming, I would like to ask, in the ancient times of your Hladik people, when this tradition is still a must, if the woman in turn wants to pursue the man, what should I do?"

Perhaps I didn't expect that I would observe this problem from the perspective of the sky (ten), horse (sub), line (odd), and empty (葩). Princess Wannian tilted her head and thought about it, not sure.

"Such examples are rare, but they are not without."

"What should I do?"

"Uh, I remember... if the woman is strong, just beat the man and drag him directly to the house."

At the end, Princess Nana was also a little embarrassed, and two beautiful blushes appeared on her pretty cheeks. After all, such a primitive style was not quite in line with the image of the Hladiks now, and the woman forced the man back. What's wrong with home, just thinking about it makes it hard to tell.

"Asshole monkey, look at what you told me to say?!" In the end, this shyness turned into a nameless anger and came towards me.

I blinked innocently: "If you don't want to say it, don't say it, I didn't force you to say it, why are you so angry?"

"It wasn't because of the carelessness that was induced by the monkey!" Probably also felt that the anger was a bit inexplicable. Princess Nana sat down again and took a big sip of ice water to lower her breath.

"In short, I want to hunt a monster now, the stronger the better, right?"

"I don't want you to go, no one forces you, you are willing to go." Wannian Princess gave me a white look, saying so, if I don't go, will you despise you to death?

"Anyway, you are now bored."

"Uh..." This is indeed a reason to strike through.

"Because of the lack of resources in the Third World clan, and the threat of the Hell clan all the time, there is no way to prepare a grand wedding ceremony. As a man, wouldn’t you take the initiative to take your own Ability to add luster to the wedding ceremony and make Tiya more happy?"

"It makes sense." I hugged my chest with both hands and began to meditate, my heart was already moving.

"And, if you kill the **** strong, the gain is not small."

This sentence, like crushing the last straw of the camel, made my eyes instantly become a slot machine, constantly rolling up and down. Finally, with two clicks, the left eye was fixed to Tia, and the right eye was fixed to gold coins.

"Fucked." After clapping his hands, he decided so happily.

"Very good. Take advantage of Tia and act quickly. If she knows, she will definitely not let you go, and Tyne has almost prepared it, that is, we have little time left. ."

"The same is true, let's do it now." I took a peek at Princess Wannian. Although this guy always talked to me badly, he thought about his good friend Tia everywhere. For the sake of this point, before her many atrocity to me, I can consider not to pursue.

"Stupid monkey, what are you doing standing there dumb? Is it estrus?" After looking back, I saw Ben Zina screaming at me with a crossbrow.

The preface is withdrawn. Sure enough, I can't easily forgive this guy.

...

"So, this is how things are." Camp Roger, Raphael's tent, I put a national face on my face, and I solemnly explained to Raphael a good way to reverse the situation and attack the hell. .

"During the time when he fell into the world of hell, I found that not all **** monsters are bloodthirsty and murderous. A small number of them also have extremely high wisdom, similar to our human scholars and knowledgeable. , A well-informed and longing for peace guy."

"This... to be honest. We also heard a little bit of it, there are very few such intelligent and knowledgeable life in hell, but compared with most of the bloodthirsty belligerent **** monsters who are eager to invade the dark continent, they don’t speak at all. Quan, not to mention the three demon gods and four demon kings pressing on top of their heads. It is impossible to allow their alternative ideas to spread, right?"

"That's right." I was not defeated by Raphael's words, and my expression became more and more passionate.

"It is because of the difficulty that it makes sense. Now that we and the **** are in a stalemate, the angels are obviously reluctant to do their utmost to help us repel the **** forces, so we must create our own opportunities and change the situation."

"Little Wu wanted to persuade the Hells to split themselves up?"

"Yes, that's how it is." Taking a step forward and clenching my fists tightly, I nearly embroidered five bars on my right shoulder and told everyone that my name is Lei Feng.

"Although the chances are slim, it is not impossible. If it can be done by chance, it may really be able to change the current situation. But Xiao Wu, it’s useless, so I have to come up with a specific point. Plan goals."

Raphael's eyes were the same as those of Linya, and they narrowed slightly, not knowing what to think, and made me feel tight and try to keep calm.

"The goal, I already have it." When Raphael asked this, my eyes lit up and said confidently.

"Oh?" Raphael, who had always been smiling, showed a little surprise, as if to say, no, the fool little Wu could have considered so comprehensively?

I bear you!

"That's it." On the map of Roger Prairie, set on Raphael's desk, I put a hard finger.

"Dark Forest?"

"Yes, the tree head and wood fist in the dark forest." I lowered my voice and looked around, watching the surroundings, seemingly revealing a shocking message.

"Shutou Muquan? That stupid big man? Why wouldn't anyone choose it, but would choose it? It doesn't want to be a smart and wise peace-loving person."

"Of course I know this, but with my special skills, after careful consideration, I still think it is the most likely to choose it."

"What special skill?" Everyone showed curiosity.

"Hum hum, look good." I sneered and tried to drill through my mind thousands of times. There was absolutely no flawed perfect idea to reveal.

It’s better to use it. The red light flashed, and I turned into a bear, twisting my seemingly bloated waist, and picked up a bottle of ink on Raphael’s desk. With a clatter, I went without hesitation He fell on his head and dyed the brown bear head black.

Throwing away the ink bottle, I grinned and smiled confidently, and raised a wooden sign deeply.

"Look, I don't look like a brother with Shutou Muquan lost for many years?"

Everyone: "..."

"Could it be this way?" Raphael stayed for a while before hesitating.

[Yes, using family relationships, you can quickly fight with Shutou Muquan, making it easier to accept your ideas. ] I have a gloomy face... oh no, it's a sunny face.

Family, it’s really a terrible thing to use. With the natural trust it brings, it’s easy to sell unsalable goods... No, don’t get me wrong, everything I do is legal, but not What a weird biography... Hey, boy, wait, listen to me after I finished talking~lightnovelpub.net~ Have you heard of Amway?

Raphael stayed for a long time, and finally seemed to affirm something, and put his head hard.

"That's what I promised?" Cancelling the transformation, I wiped the ink on my head and was overjoyed.

"No, one thing is certain."

"what's up?"

"Regardless of appearance, at least in terms of IQ, you and Shutou Muquan are indeed like brothers who have been missing for many years."

"..." It hurts people. Is it really worth it to get hurt in this way for planning?

"Besides, Shutou Muquan is the elder brother." Ben Zina made up a knife and made me cover her chest painfully. I couldn't breathe. This is impossible. Am I even worse than Shutou Muquan's IQ?

Having said that, you bastard, a model worker, is the king of the model, obviously you should be with me, why did you help Raphael to vomit, who instigated me to hunt? Roar!

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