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"Li... Lisa. You misunderstood. I was just thinking about Doug and Geoff. You see, they are half the size, right, you say yes, Dougev."

Lar hurriedly explained, and secretly desperately blinked at the two barbarian brothers, and shot an angry look that hated iron and steel, and a look like, "Look, I think about you more, but you hurt me in front of Lisa."

"No, brother, you know, we are not interested in that petite mage."

Lal was anxious, but ignored the barbarian's aesthetics. As soon as the words fell, he was grieved and refuted by the big mouth Doug, and was immediately speechless.

"Uh huh, it turned out that we had been fighting together for so long, and our honest Master Lal didn't know his hobby of his brother. So it would lead to such a misunderstanding, I understand."

Lisa used a sharp smile, and every word seemed so sharp, as if to pierce Lal's heart, even Sarah next to her, also revealing the avoidance of "the original father turned out to be this kind of person".

"No... Baby Sarah, you can't do this!" Lal uttered a whimper and then pointed at me angrily.

"Isn't your husband also fancy? Why do you despise me alone."

"I x, why is there nothing to do with my head."

I was indignant that I was able to get shot while lying down, but because Lal was talking about facts, I felt somewhat guilty.

"The big brother is the big brother, the father is the father, how can I generalize, if the father is sorry for the mother's words, Sarah will not forgive her father."

Sarah Lolita embraced her chest with her hands in exasperation, and the majestic crimson eyes looked at her father with such imposing manner.

"No, how do I think your sentence [Big Brother is Big Brother, Dad is Dad], it feels like [People are people, animals are animals, people are for love, animals are for slaughter] so similar? ?"

Faced with the harsh speech of the ruthless daughter, Lal fell into a pale state and was unable to talk.

"There is no such thing, that's because, even if the big brother and the sisters Velas and he, they love me."

Embrace your chest with both hands. Like Sarah, who is full of majestic, short and poor breasted lady, it is so natural that she defends me a little unreasonably.

In other words, poor milk was not added by me on purpose.

After such a vigorous answer, Sarah Baby suddenly seemed to wake up under the eyes, and it was too shameful to say such a thing. His face immediately turned red like a ripe apple, embarrassed. Hiding behind me, the love that overflowed from that petite and lovely body, passed on so closely, and made my heart extremely happy and warm.

At this time, another person who is completely opposite to his current situation, or who should be completely opposite, shouts unwillingly.

"Then even if I married another woman, I still love your mother, why do you only despise me." Lal burst into tears.

"Eh~~"

At this time, everyone sighed coincidentally, one after another to make way.

Across the road, under the aura of terror, the whole body exudes black gas. Aunt Lisa, with her long hair and no wind, just like the venomous snake on Medusa's head, gently smiled at Lal with a black smile.

"My dear, you can't see it. So you really have this idea."

"No, Lisa, I was just giving an example."

The nickname Wife Guan Yanli is the fear of the inner Lal, making a desperate argument.

"Sorry, there is something wrong at home, we will go back one step first."

Ignoring Lal's pitiful defense, Aunt Lisa grabbed his collar with one hand, chuckled at our noble lady, and dragged away quickly.

"I love you!!"

In the distance where the two disappeared, the belated sweet words from Lal made us sweat in our foreheads.

"Sure enough...don't get married so soon."

Looking at the scene in front of me, Doug and Geoff, who had just been persuaded by our persuasion, glanced at each other, and nodded silently as if to decide something.

"..."

I think the reason why these two barbarian brothers are still playing bachelors is actually related to the negative teaching materials played by the couple Aunt Lisa and Uncle Lal, don’t look at their two big bulls. The fierce and evil looks are actually quite attentive and good-tempered. Because of this, they only pay more attention to this important event of life than other adventurers. They are always hesitating and afraid to be like their elder brother. Not pretty"

Of course, compared to the two tragic predecessors Ricken and Hans, in terms of the age of adventurers in the dark continent. The two young barbarian brothers still have time.

However, this is not the time to sympathize with the two of them.

I looked back in tears, clinging to Sara's little hand, holding it tightly in my chest.

"Baby Sarah, as long as you keep it like this."

"Woo~~"

Sarah misunderstood the meaning of this sentence. Someone just wanted to make a vague expression and never become a second Lisa aunt. Sarah, who is very sensitive to her loli physique, misunderstood the other party. Talking about her figure.

"If Big Brother likes Sarah like this..."

The little salad in my heart is as pure and kind as an angel. Although he cares about his loli body, he nods empathically. If the big brother really likes it, it seems to be the best result.

As a result, a gorgeous misunderstanding dialogue was born, although it would have no effect on the future, anyway, even if Sara continued to care, it would not change the fact that she was always Loli's appearance.

Sooner or later, I used to be surrounded by two coquettish little birds, and sweet sister Sylla’s screaming Sirius and Ecole would also stand tall and proud of their breasts. Don’t bow your head to talk to yourself, wooh~~

Sarah is frustrated...

"Young is good."

Looking at this scene that seemed to be full of life, Kane chuckled.

"Wine...wine..."

Beside is like a hungry ghost, hunched over. An old drunkard exuding a thick, gloomy atmosphere.

Soon, we came to Lal’s house. Although his home in Kurast was actually not far away, but I thought about it for a long time, and I wanted to see what kind of torture Lal was subjected to. So I still hold a lively mentality and made a return visit with the old Kane drunkards.

"You sit down first, the tea will be ready soon, Sarah, come and help."

The two couples seem to have been calm. At this time, Aunt Lisa was making a sound in the kitchen.

"Eh."

Responding, Sarah gave me a bright and beautiful smile, and then ran towards the kitchen.

"Oh, Uncle Lar, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw Lal Naxiu, like a downcast boxer sitting on the bench in the corner of the boxing ring. His whole body exuded a decadent and gloomy atmosphere. I greeted loudly.

"Leave me alone~~"

For the maliciousness of my Hongguoguo, I have always been a nonchalant Lal, and it seems to have lost the power to refute. From this, I can imagine a little bit. He encountered Lisa in the short period of time before our arrival. What kind of torture does my aunt have to compare with the elder sister Sarn to deal with my special horror tricks like Queen U-hoop and Queen V-fold?

What is the difference between U-shaped hoops and V-shaped folds? It is very simple, the starting gestures of the two moves are the same, both of them are lying on the bed, and the caster is sitting on the waist of each other.

The difference is that the U-shaped hoop slowly pulls up the neck and thighs of the stressed person, gradually forming a U-shaped, and the V-shaped fold is holding the other person's thigh and slamming backwards, the biggest difference It's because one is persistent pain, and the other is a sudden pain like a waist cut, umm.

Having said that, why am I going to be like a **** who is used to enjoying, here to explain these two terrible moves! !

"You guy, after meeting Wu Xiaozi, life has been very hard."

I don't know when the old drunkard changed his decadence and gloomy way, and his spine stood upright like a life tutor, silently sitting next to Lal and patting him on the shoulder.

Hey, hello, in front of the person, what kind of rudeness do you want to talk about? ! !

"Yeah. Yeah. I knew that I should have thrown the **** into the sinking demon camp."

Lalton was like finding a confidant in life, and there was an old tear in his face.

"..."

Forget it, I wanted to remind this old note to be more careful, to be alert to the old drunkard's industrious devotion, it seems that it is unnecessary now.

"Yes, I thought you were a pure and upright child when you were a student in the camp. They all blamed Wu Xiaozi for taking you bad."

The old drunkard showed a vicissitudes of glance.

"Yes, I still remember that Master Kasha tapped a stick on my head at that time and scolded [Are you an idiot]?" Lal nodded with a nostalgic look.

"I hated iron at the time, and I definitely didn't want to find someone to be angry because I was upset because I didn't have the money to buy alcohol."

I:"……"

"I understand this, everyone knows that Master Kasha never teaches those students who are not talented. Only geniuses like Master Sharona are worthy of Master Kasha's personal teaching, so I was able to be directed by Master Kasha at that time. It was me Honor."

This time Lar was right. The old drunkard was sloppy and sloppy, but his horizons were surprisingly high. Sisters Salina, Carlos, and Seattle were only qualified to become her students, those talented students. It’s really hard to be looked at and scolded by her.

"I just didn't expect that after so many years, Master Caxia has changed a lot." Lal sighed.

"Oh, I changed?" In an instant, the old drunkard showed a trance expression.

"Yes, it's changed, what should I say..." Larry said slowly after a little thought.

"Old Master Caxia, although it was also a stern look, but it can make people feel the coldness of the inner rejection of thousands of miles. Now it has become more approachable and...more funny."

"The last sentence is superfluous."

The old drunkard withdrew his fist and sighed **** it.

"Yes, it is."

Lal fell to the ground with a wail.

"After all, when I first came, I didn't know which purse thief had touched my wallet. Do you have any on your body to borrow it for use?"

Here comes, and finally comes. After talking about the family, the relationship between the two seems to have risen by N points, and it has been upgraded to the level of the buddy. Under the urging of the wineworm, the old drunkard who has an infinitely high IQ, is not lost. With a pair of "Everyone is a buddy, your money is mine, mine is mine" Good buddy asked, seemingly casual.

It's too fake to say this, does there exist thieves in the first world who can sneak your wallet? Could it be that the old man of Gallon failed? Besides, will adventurers put their wallets on them? It’s usually put in the inventory, it’s a trick to cheat people.

"It turns out that way." Lal slapped his palms, revealing a sudden.

Wife, hurry up and see the ghost.

But then Lal showed a frustrated expression: "But the money on me was used up in the bar the other day."

"There will always be some storage." The old drunkard showed his hands unwillingly as the fat sheep flew away.

"Yes, there are, but those are the numbers that Lisa knows, and dare not use them casually." Lal lowered his head lower.

"..."

With a big mouth open, the old drunkard looked at each other with a hell.

"The inventory is yours, even if you underreport, you will never find it."

Finally, he reluctantly accepted this reality, and the old drunkard swallowed, and asked in doubt.

"How can I? I will never lie to Lisa, absolutely not." Lal grunted and shook his head.

"You are really a pitiful and happy man." After a long stay, the old drunkard looked helplessly away.

"But it doesn't matter, I can take it with Doug."

Seeing that the old drunkard looked downcast, I thought he was losing his face. Although I personally think he had no such thing, he still feels good about himself, Lal, patted his chest to ensure that, and then still discussing The two brothers of the barbarian who didn't know what to do gathered together and got a purse in a moment.

"This is a hundred gold coins. You can use it first, Master Kasha. Those two guys can't save any money."

"Okay, in case I return to the camp, let Wu Wu help me pay it back."

The old drunkard smiled at the speed that no one could see. Instead of taking it, it was better to take the money and stuff it into the inventory.

"Um...oh, okay."

Lal responded in a confused way. The stupid look finally made me confirm that he had just been tuned by Aunt Lisa in some horrible way. The temporary IQ between the brains dropped by 100 points.

Of course, I won’t remind you anything, so one day in the future, when a paladin finally remembered this, and proudly asked his son-in-law, a druid, he was said, "Why should I help?" The old drunkard paid off the debt.

"Ummm~~, little...Xiaofan~~"

At this time, the little saint in her arms stretched out and finally opened her eyes in a daze.

It’s true, I’ve already said that I’m going to leave today, but I can’t even call it early in the morning, and I can’t force her into the necklace. I can only walk in this way, I don’t know how much I’ve suffered Double curiosity or stunning eyes made me an ordinary human who couldn't find him immediately in the crowd, and I really enjoyed a much-anticipated feeling.

In other words, wouldn’t she be deliberate? She wanted to keep me holding her like this, so she didn’t want to wake up, and go into the necklace, this little ghost who is more cute than two baby girls. ...

"Xiaofan...!?"

With a questioning tone raised high, the little guy was unsure of his two slender hands and touched randomly on my face.

"Otherwise, who do you think it is?"

I rolled my eyes, and I can hold you like me under the sky, and can provide you with a peaceful sleep. It’s only me. It’s not my pride. This little virgin recognizes the bed very much. of.

"Really Xiaofan?"

As if I didn't hear what I said, this little ghost put his face up and sniffed the delicate and small nose all the way around my neck.

Hello, are you a puppy?

"Xiaofan~~!!!"

The little ghost who finally confirmed my existence cheered loudly and put his arms around my neck tightly.

"It's so nice... I can come out with Xiaofan again..."

She used a naughty tone that was completely different from the one she used to be naughty, and the little ghost reflected tears slightly in the corner of her eyes, so that the soft voice choked in my ear.

"..."

In an instant, my heart was filled with a huge sense of guilt. I knew that this little ghost only depended on myself. Over the years, I have kept her in the camp again and again...

"Woo, that's great, so I'm at ease. Woo~~, so sleepy, I have to sleep hard this time."

After sleeping for sixteen hours, the little ghost who had just woke up had just been serious for less than ten seconds. Then he said such a stunned expression, yawned, and smuggled into the necklace.

"Wu, although I'm a little sorry for Sarah, but you have to take good care of this girl, you can't fail her."

Lal next to him came up, sighed, and sternly patted my shoulder and said, presumably his mood is also very contradictory, both wanting his baby daughter to get more love, and live a happier life, but I was moved by the loneliness and happiness that the little ghost just showed in a moment.

It was because of this gentleness that Lal became a strict wife.

After staying at Lal's house for an afternoon, after having dinner, I finally said goodbye and planned to go back to my little villa after a long absence.

Sarah, who has reunited with her parents for a long time, naturally wants to stay here. The little ghost has gone back to sleep in the necklace, so the party that followed me was only Kane and the old drunkard.

"..."

"I said why are you **** coming together too?!"

I pointed to the old drunkard who was thick-skinned and followed behind me, shouting loudly, and his face was full of eviction.

"Don't be so cruel~lightnovelpub.net~ Dear Wu, it costs a lot to stay in a hotel, and you have the heart to let a soft woman live in a hotel alone? It's too dangerous."

I don’t know when I ran out, and the old drunkard who filled the hip flask with money cheated from Lal took a big sip and exhaled.

You are dangerous! You are the real danger! Slightly conscious of me! !

"Kurast's consumption is really expensive. In the camp, a hundred gold coins are obviously enough for me to use for the first half of the year." The old drunkard who ignored my sharp eyes, continued to sigh.

In short, it really couldn't withstand this guy's cheeky face. The last group of three came to the cottage, looking at the outline of the familiar and unfamiliar villa emerging in the night, my heart was serene.

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