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"I really don't know how to act, and I don't have any unique skills. I am very good at fighting and killing. Do you want to see it?" Shuangwei was still struggling.

"I will, I will, I definitely will. Think about it again. You have such a good relationship with Teacher Gallon. Didn't you learn a few hands?"

"No, if you learn from that guy, life will become unfortunate." Twin Tails shook his head decisively, and said something that made the legs of the fairy fairy tremble.

"Don't say that, Mr. Gallon still has many advantages."

"His strengths are in talents and talents, and his shortcomings are in his personal preferences." Compared to me, Shuangwei seems to know more about the fairy with legs. It really hit the nail on the head, and I feel that the coffin board is about to be overwhelmed.

"Why do you follow meowing two cats?" I was about to step back.

"I was originally a cat, why should I learn to be a cat?" Twin Tail didn't think I was giving in, it thought I was thinking about peaches.

"You're a cat, so how do you bark? Meow like Fini."

"alright."

I was overjoyed in my heart, thinking that Twin Tails had no choice but to give up, right, as a hunk, how can you not meow meow, if the timing is not right, I would teach Twin Tails to sing a song, eh, I believe this song. Everyone knows it.

"You learn how to call a monkey and show it to everyone."

"No, wait, what does this have to do with me?" Turning around, I was caught off guard, the remnant on my face...Ah, my smile froze.

"Then what do you mean by letting me learn to meow?"

"You are a cat originally, what's wrong with the two calls, let everyone see."

"You are a monkey, why don't you scream?"

"No, why am I a monkey? When did I become a monkey?"

I'm trapped, do you want to join the Shuangna group too, Shuangwei, a guy with big eyebrows and big eyes? Become Shuangshuangna? Or Shuangwei Na? Or Shuang Nawei?

"I look alike."

"You can't talk nonsense, if you can't listen to the wind, it's rain, and everyone agrees. Only those who are very boring and stingy who do nothing all day long can do everything they can to corrupt the reputation of others, you know?"

"Oh? Are you talking about yourself?"

"..."

I didn't come here in one breath, why am I doing nothing? Why am I so boring? Why am I stingy... well, I'm really stingy, that's over.

"Anyway, I am not a monkey."

"Does this have anything to do with being a cat?"

"It's okay, does it matter?"

"That's not enough. You are not a monkey, and you are not willing to learn how to call a monkey. I am a cat. Why do you want to learn how to call a monkey?"

"This...but this..." I was a little dizzy.

"Wait!" There was a sudden thunder.

"Shuangwei, you still said you didn't learn Mr. Gallon? I think you have learned everything from him!"

"That's no way. I have been with that guy for a long time. If I don't relax a little bit, I can get rid of me in a few words and make me embarrassed."

"Please be sure to talk about your embarrassing experiences, and treat them as specialties."

"Well, I usually don't pick up people's teeth and do what others have done. It's not my style."

"You mean to say I'm right, bastard."

"No, I'm not targeting you, I mean everyone on stage."

I'm so courageous, I even played a group of ridicules. I don't think you want your tail anymore.

Just about to roll up his sleeves and prepare to use the twin-tailed cane, the audience burst into applause inexplicably.

"Oh yeah, teacher Omas, it seems that I am still far from me, my cousin is your true heir." Fei Ni wiped her tears of envy and comfort in the audience.

"Boss Fan's cross talk show will never disappoint, but I didn't expect the twin tails to be so strong."

"Actually, I think I can do it too. Brother Wu is a stalker, so it's so easy to pick up."

Shuangwei and I looked at each other, and we were all caught in the cross talk show on the spot.

After watching, the expressions in his eyes gradually became disgusting with each other.

Bah, even if I want to perform cross talk, I will perform with a cute beautiful girl. Who can play with a cat? ! It's called stand-up comedy, OK?

The two-tailed disgust contains a more complicated meaning: "For a moment, I even thought that Gallon was dead and resurrected. Standing in front of me, you really have learned all the good and bad gals, especially pulling people. Let's get down to the fire pit together."

It's not pushing, it's pulling, it's together, it's very hairy.

With a twist of his head, the two tails swung their tails at me disdainfully.

"It turns out that the relationship between humans and **** can be so good." Miss Yilian, who was free from the brain, seemed to have misunderstood something and muttered some dangerous lines to herself.

"Where did you see it?" I couldn't help asking.

She did not answer me, but nodded her head: "Actually, I have also imagined whether **** and the mainland can coexist peacefully, but the natural antagonism between the two has kept me from seeing hope. Thinking that Twin Tails have already taken the first step."

"Obviously, this step it took stepped on Xiang, it almost slipped, the kind of face on the ground."

"I really want to give it a try. Maybe I can have a good relationship with humans other than you?" She looked at me with soliciting eyes.

No, when do you think our relationship is better? Recall carefully, a few months ago, you called your friends and gangs to come and kill me.

I think the person who is the most humorous and knows how to talk about cross talk is not me, it should be Miss Spider in front of me.

"Then, I'm on it."

I don't know what I misunderstood from my eyes, and feel that I am encouraging it? So Miss Spider rushed and stepped onto the stage. Suddenly, the lively scene was quiet.

It can only be said that the sense of oppression is full, like an ancient tyrannosaurus covered in blood and mist, standing on the stage with graceful steps.

Someone motioned to me with their eyes, is this really good? What about the real man show? This is not in compliance with the rules.

How can you do this, why must a program be named "male", why can only men be on stage? You are discriminating against female compatriots!

At this moment, I turned into a female fighter and attacked.

Therefore, the program should remove the male character and change to a real woman program! Only in this way can gender equality be reflected.

But it's not human either? ! Someone said with eyes.

Oh, then call it a fake woman show. I don't care anymore, I've already been there anyway, let it be flooded.

I thought Ms. Spider was going to perform something, but it turned out to be her version, a recitation version of one hundred and eight methods of death, which talked about one of the fancy methods of death that she had personally experienced.

As a result... it was very cold.

Miss Spider frowned, and there was a tsunami of applause from the audience.

Miss Spider stepped down and let out a long sigh.

"It seems that it is not easy to have a good relationship with humans." Miss Spider, who has a sophisticated human relationship and sees all this in his eyes, said to me.

"Why don't you perform again in front of everyone?"

"What to perform? I don't know much. I'm good at fighting and killing."

"No, I think you are good at one of them."

After a pause, I took a few steps back, and then continued: "For example, perform the 109th method of death."

Miss Spider's eyes are faint, like a spider hiding in a leaf, expecting its prey to hit its web.

"I feel that you are also very good at it, why not be together?"

"No, no, this is not appropriate."

"I always feel that something is missing, and a heavyweight performance is missing." The old horse probed his head, saying when and how did he come back? Obviously it has become a wishing meteor.

"Yes, there is a live-action explosion show missing." It is another teammate who unswervingly supports Lao Ma's life and career.

"Wait, I see, I remember!" Before the crowd squeezed the old horse, he hurriedly rescued himself loudly.

"I'll just say who is missing. It turns out that the boss of Gao Te is missing. Where is the boss of Gao Te?"

I pointed to a corner, Gaote's ice sculptures are lifelike. No, they are real ice sculptures.

"Tsk tusk, how about we put this thing on stage as a performance?" The old Ma tusk walked forward, avoiding the devil's claws of the crowd, and touched the ice sculpture.

As a result, it became an ice sculpture, and together with Gott, it became a conjoined ice sculpture.

"Hey, there will be nothing wrong." Kurt and White Wolf were a little worried. After all, the strength of Lao Ma and Gao Te are not at the same level, and Gao Te is fine, which does not mean that Lao Ma can also be fine.

Their hands also touched one after another, and they turned into conjoined centipede ice sculptures.

"It's kind of interesting." The two tails, who were curious about everything, didn't wait for everyone to call out the instigator. They came to the ice sculpture, looked up and down several times, suddenly reached out the cane, and lightly poked the ice sculpture. .

Zi Zi Zi! !

The sturdy and cold ice sculpture looked like hot oil. A light touch of a walking stick made it like a pan of cold water, and it made a violent sizzling noise.

The two tails also retracted in an instant, hiding the cane behind them.

The next moment, there was the sound of fingers snapping in its ears, and the ice sculptures that could not be touched shattered. The four white wolves sat on the ground embarrassedly. You look at me, I look at you, but Is unscathed.

"Hey, don't touch it casually, I just want to teach this gorilla an unforgettable lesson." Just finished the conversation with Miss Spider... No, or ended a journey to death, I rushed over.

"It seems that you haven't been frozen for so long by Durell in vain. UU reading www.uukanshu.com" The twin tails meowed at me, and suddenly came a thoughtless sentence.

"???"

Seeing me slowly typing the iconic black question mark, Twin Tail rubbed and rubbed the cane hidden behind him.

"I'm very curious now, if you fight Durell, who can win in the end, I mean in the field of ice."

"Hey, didn't you let me go to the fire pit... No, did you jump into the ice pit? It is professional ice playing. I am just playing the game. How can it be compared? It's good to be able to imitate it. "

The two tails seemed to have felt a huge insult—that would have to be imitated! Who can imitate Durell? Don't say seven or eight points, there is no one or two points!

The two tails seemed to be reluctant to chatter endlessly, and I stopped moving impatiently, talking black words that no one understood.

"Next time, definitely next time."

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