Looking at the downcoming pipe that was getting closer, Wang Wei he wanted to jump down the water, but! Can such an urgent water swim? The wind fled?

First: This sewer is wide, very wide! It is estimated that it will not be much narrower than the Yangtze River. How far can wind flashes flash? He is right in the middle!

Second: Even if it can flash to the side, the sewer in Wuhan is not the kind of sewer in Hollywood, it is just a water pipe, and there are walls on both sides. If it flashes, it will fall! Although he is the legendary cockroach man, but Xiaoqiang, the cockroach's trick, can't climb the wall at all. So ... "Wangcai ...... Guru ... I want to ... Guru ... slay you ..."

Without any luck, he sucked it in and drank a few mouthfuls of 'water'. However, although he was scolding to kill Wangcai in his mouth, he put the Wangcai into the pet space immediately before falling into the water.

The water in the water pipe was not flowing in one direction, but sucked in for a while, and then sprayed out suddenly. In this way he tossed in it for a long time, and the whole person seemed to be tossing it apart. However, this is not the most critical thing. The most important thing is that there is no air. He is about to suffocate. His life value also starts to drop by dozens or dozens in such a choking state.

Seeing that his health had fallen to nearly 100, he closed his eyes in despair. Waiting for death notification. But he waited for half a day for the death notice to come, but waited for a fresh air.

If he was dying, he would care about where the air was. He took a few sips and said. He didn't open his eyes until he was relieved. But he found that he was no longer in the water, but in heaven. He was flying to heaven, and face down to heaven. And below him is a flush toilet with rolling bubbles inside!

"The system prompts: You are out of the scope of the copy" Sewer ", the system is recovering your body, please wait ..."

"Pop ~~~~~~~~~~" There was a loud noise. When he flew to the sky and recovered his body size, he immediately fell down and hit the toilet heavily.

"噗 ~~~~~~~~~~" A blood spurted out of his mouth, because his chest just hit the toilet bowl, and at this time his health was smashed a few times. Ten o'clock, twenty or thirty o'clock are left.

"Ah ~~~~~~~~~~~ Another sharp woman scream came from behind him.

"Not good!" He immediately understood the female voice, and ran into the women's bathroom as if he had peeked at Fang Ting last time. But last time it was not as big as an ant, this time it was normal size. Thinking of the seriousness of the matter, he couldn't even take the red medicine. He reached out in front of himself with his left hand and quickly took out the 'false mask' from the storage space and brought it to himself.

"Rogue! Pervert! Peeping! Kill you!" The woman behind called out and smashed hard with an iron washbasin behind him.

Several times in a row, directly hit his health value to about 10, he quickly took out a bottle of red medicine and prepared to drink. However, the woman behind her was smashed again by the washbasin, just hitting his hand, and the bottle bite was just dropped.

17 o'clock, 13 o'clock, 9 o'clock, 6 o'clock, no more! Seeing that he was about to kill the woman, he couldn't bear it. If he could not bear it, he would be dead. He flipped over and pounced.

"Ah !!" When he just rushed to grab the woman's hands, her feet slipped, and the result was like falling backwards, and Wang Wei rushed up naturally.

"Ah! Cockroach! Little mighty! How are you? How did you come to my house?" As soon as the woman fell down and saw the man with the mask, she immediately became excited and excited. Shouted.

"Why isn't she calling? Cockroach Man? Doesn't the name become a household name now?" Just when she was about to stretch out her hand to cover her mouth, she only halfway stretched out and found that she didn't bark. When Wang Wei looked at her face in doubt, he found that it was a very familiar face, a beautiful face with a professional atmosphere. But now this face is full of idiots.

"Wait! The idiot?" As soon as she saw her idiot, the sweat beads on Wang Wei's forehead kept falling down, because he thought of someone, someone he didn't want to see. He slowly raised his head and looked up at her, and sure enough, the last thing he wanted to see happened. Two characters ‘Cao Na’.

"I see! The last time you definitely saw me, you fell in love with me at first sight, so this time to see me specifically, right?" Seeing that he didn't answer his question, Cao Na began to guess where she was, The more she guessed, the more excited she was, so she hugged his hands around his neck and kissed him.

"Ah !! Hey!" Before she went down, Cao Na tilted her head to the side and kept moaning, while she whispered and complained: "What kind of taste is so disgusting."

Give her a kiss like this, Wang Wei is now completely dumbfounded, completely confused what the current situation is. Who are these people?

After finishing the choke, Cao Na glanced at him, and found that the whole body was now messy and dirty, exuding a stench. She quickly prepared to push him aside, but when she pushed, she found that his two hands were actually pressed on her ......... "Ah ~~~~~~~~~~~~" She was sharp again He shouted, then kicked him aside with his hands and feet, and then quickly got up from the ground, and folded his arms with his chest, and shouted angrily at him at the corner of the side: "What are you doing! You actually ! Actually! "

"Woo ~~~~~~~~~~~" She couldn't say anything for a long while, and anxiously she buried her head in her arms and started crying.

"Cao Na! Don't cry! Actually me! I! I really didn't mean it!" Although Wang Wei wasn't very interested in her, it wasn't intentional just now. But it was really uncomfortable to cry her so much. After all, she rushed in while others were taking a bath and ate her tofu. It's not right to say anything, but the most depressing thing is. The situation was a little urgent just now, and I didn't notice that she had eaten her tofu at all. When she noticed that she had hid aside, he even felt the taste of the tofu he had eaten from scratch.

However, just after he finished speaking, Cao Na, who had been curled up in the corner, seemed to think of something. She jumped up from the corner, grabbed a towel placed next to her, and rubbed it on her, rubbing it at him. Angrily complained: "Oh! Why are there so many dirty things on your body? It smells so bad! So dirty! I just washed my body and made you dirty again."

When she heard the phrase "I just washed my body and made you dirty again", Wang Wei now has all the scenes in Japanese AV movies in his mind. This was originally a phrase that should not be easily misunderstood. The most important thing is that she is now barefoot while rubbing her body while stomping her feet. Two 'butter bunnies' who were not much smaller than Fang Ting were bouncing there, and the following ......... "Yeah!" After rubbing for a few moments, Cao Na realized that she was not wearing anything at all, and her eyes were whole A man lying down. So ... Cao Na hurriedly covered her chest with the towel on her hand, but the towel was too small to cover the top and not the bottom. Covered below, the two "butter rabbits" jumped up again. Anxious that she was yelling at him over there. "What to see? Turn around!"

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Wang Wei is now completely irritated by such a gorgeous scene in front of him, so yelled at her immediately and soberly turned his head to the side. But this time he regretted it because he wanted to see it again. Although I do not like her in my heart. But a man is lascivious, a beautiful woman who wears nothing and looks in front of herself. How many men do not want to see? Think of it! If you don't want it, there are only men who are similar to the old man in Hong Kong or those around the emperor.

"You are not allowed to turn around and go out with your back to me!" After he turned around, Cao Na shouted at him behind him.

"Okay!" What else could he say at this time? Go out! Go out and run!

"Wait!" He just got up, Cao Na shouted at him behind, and said later: "In the movie, your hero and heroine usually blink after they meet the heroine and disappear. Yes, you absolutely run away as soon as you go out, you are not allowed to go out! "

"I said, Miss, what do you want me to do now?" After hearing her say, Wang Wei almost spit out blood. He really didn't understand what the girl was thinking.

"You just stand there, your back is not allowed to move!" Cao Na thought for a moment, and said to him with her teeth.

"I'm too lazy to care about you!" Wang Wei opened the bathroom door and was ready to leave, because when he turned around and there were no seductive things in his eyes, he immediately calmed down, and he was too lazy to hear her say so she was. stay? Where to let a big man stand, a naked woman behind changing clothes in the bath without any obstruction? He has never considered himself to be so noble as those heroes on TV. And with such a nervous woman, it is estimated that annoying every day will annoy her. The point is, he is not short of pretty women!

"Help! ~~~~~~~ Indecent assault ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rape ~~~~~~~~ Seeing that he ignored him, Cao Na was just at him He shouted at his back.

"咚咚 咚咚 ~~~~~~~~~~"

She had just finished shouting, and there was a quick knock outside. Several voices shouted from the outside: "Nana, what's the matter?"

"Woo ~~~~~~~~~~~" Just as she was about to yell again, Wang Wei swooped up as soon as she turned around, holding her mouth in her hands.

"Nana! Talk, or we'll run away!" The voice outside was getting more and more urgent and noisy.

"Don't shout! I won't go, just here, OK?" Wang Wei in desperation, he can only give up! Although covered, although I can run away at any time, it looks like a shame because it catches people!

"Woo! Woo! Woo!" Cao Na whispered a few moments and agreed, but her eyes blinked at him constantly, as if very proud, making him want to punch him. .

"It's okay, a cockroach came to my bathroom and it scared me!" As soon as he let go of his hand, Cao Na immediately explained to the outside, and said a proud smile and stretched out his finger on his head. The two tentacles on the tortoise and feather helmet on it were bounced on and off.

"Isn't it you? You have killed rats, a cockroach that made you so scared so loud?" After complaining a few words, the people outside calmed down slowly.

"Are you all gone?" Hearing quiet, Wang Wei listened to his head side by side, and found that when there was no sound outside, he was at ease in his heart. But he was relieved that he felt something wrong right away, covering one hand on her mouth, but the other hand seemed to be! Seems again! Grab it again.

Feeling the soft and plump feeling on his hand, he moved the fingers of the man's instinct twice, and poke on it.

"Woo ~~~~~~~~~" Cao Na was finally aware of his two throbbing movements, she immediately blushed and pushed him away with all her strength. Then he took the towel on his hand and kept brushing on his body, shouting angrily while brushing: "You dead cockroaches, colored cockroaches, old people eat tofu! Turn your head over, don't look!"

"Good pull good pull!" Although he had already shut down the pain system, after all he had lost money, and he couldn't fart even after hitting her, and it was really depressed. But when I imagined that I was just grabbing the "cream bunny", I felt that it was not a loss to give her a meal! But giving her such an endless beating was personally upset. He grabbed the towel backhand, and then turned around consciously, pretending not to stubbornly said, "You when I want to eat you That tofu? Give me what I don't want, just your broken figure! "

"Cut, if you want to see it, I won't show it to you!" After hearing what he said, Cao Na was annoyed and hit him on the back with her hand, and then started to open the faucet and rushed. While rushing, she kept asking questions, but no matter what she said, Wang Wei just didn't say anything, because now he was holding back the impulse in his heart, and he must leave the first time to his favorite Impulsive, he is now trying to think of the beauty of Fang Ting in his mind, and the cuteness of Tian Wenhui, hoping to dilute the restlessness in his heart. But not only did she not lose interest, she kept asking more and more, and asked and answered her own questions.

"Why are you so dirty?"

"I see. You must be fighting justice and fighting evil gangsters and fighting for 300 rounds in those dirty places. That's why. You are so great!"

"What does it look like under your mask?"

"Oh, you can't watch this. When the heroine sees the heroine in the movie, it means the movie is over. If you are a hero, the hero should have the mystery of the hero! So you can't watch it."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Surely not. The married heroes will never come out. Because there will be care in the family, so you must not have a girlfriend, because that position must be reserved for me, and I want to perform with me. Romantic beauty and heroes! "

"By the way, how many Spider-Man, Flash, and Batman? How did they all disappear? You must be together, right? There should be a Ranger Association, but you seem to be the only Chinese Ranger right? "

"………………"

Wang Wei simply asked her these messy questions, and couldn't find anything. She even forgot that there was an undressed girl in the back, who was terribly in shape and was changing clothes in the bath. He just wanted her to finish washing soon and change, so he could leave quickly. No matter how beautiful she looks, no matter how good her figure is, he's really complained. Even if stupid, there are so many problems. Is it so annoying to be a reporter? And that idiot! This was the most unbearable, although she seemed to be fooled by herself. However, the extent of this idiot is too unacceptable.

"Well, I'm dressed, you can turn around." After waiting for an hour, she said later that she was done.

"I can now ..." Wang Wei turned around and was about to ask if he could go, but found out! She actually put on lipstick and rouge in the back, and she was standing right there. This is too outrageous, right? Is this necessary?

"Are I beautiful? Look stunned? I'm in the future, right! I'm the heroine! Can't you be beautiful?" Seeing his surprise, Cao Na was so proud that her tail was almost going to heaven .

"Can I go?" Hearing her say, Wang Wei, he doesn't want to say anything now, just want to go quickly. Throughout a super invincible idiot, the Hollywood movie was poisoned. What wasted with her so much time? It would be better to go to Fang Ting to estimate it should be almost.

"Why do you always want to leave? Can you stay with me for a while?" Cao Na began to be coquettish.

"Hurry up! There are many innocent citizens outside who are oppressing those evil forces, countless lives are waiting for me to save, the safety of the motherland needs me to maintain, and the justice of the earth needs me to stretch out. But you take me Off here, do you mean that I want to classify you into those evil forces? "Helplessly, he can only use the set from the movie to deal with such a stupid girl. Although he said these words, he was very sick and disgusting. But still say! If you don't say that, if you get stuck with her, it is estimated that she will be sick to death every day in the future. There are so many beautiful women!

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" As soon as he heard that, Cao Na really did the trick, and immediately nodded and prepared to reach out and push him to let him hurry up to 'protect the earth's justice and evil forces'. But when he found the dirty things on his body, he immediately took out an unused towel from the side and said to him, "You wash your body first, there is a washing machine, automatic, can be dried, do not dress like this , That would lose the face of our Chinese Ranger! "

Looking at the new towel in his hand, before he looked anxious and ran outside, he had to say to him before closing: "Hurry up, remember! Every minute you can save an innocent life! "Cao Na. He looked up at the ceiling and shouted in pain in his heart: "What kind of people are these! When I met her last time, I was an idiot but I haven't reached that point yet!"

After taking a shower, he changed the robe of the wise man who killed the gangster last time. The whole person changed, wearing a blue robe, holding a silver magic staff in his hand, and finally wearing a Zorro mask. It is indeed very temperamental. Of course, the tortoise and feather helmet with the two tentacles on his head and the dog head inlaid on the spirit weapon are not counted ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ Wow! So cool! How to change clothes "As soon as he stepped out of the bathroom door, Cao Na shouted with stars in his eyes.

"Cool hair, don't stop me, I'm going to save the world!" Wang Wei, now he was mad at seeing her idiot, pushed her away and was ready to go out. But she just pushed away and saw the arrangement and decorations in his room, and she was dumbfounded!

"What kind of world is this? How can there be such a idiot in the world?" The one presenting in his eyes was one! One! A * cockroach den. All the decorations were related to cockroaches, and the wall was covered with pictures of herself that day, even the pillows in the room were like cockroaches. He turned his head, his muscles twitched twice, and then pointed her at some decorative objects in the room and asked her, "Can you live like this?"

"For the heroes, I can live, you are my idol!" After hearing him asking himself, Cao Na immediately said with stars in her eyes. But I do n’t know why, the clinging ring on her hand did not radiate any luster on her hand, and the ring was exactly the same.

Hearing her say, Wang Wei drove the reconnaissance list to see her likes. But the result I saw was to pretend to die!