Dimensional Eroders
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Jiazhi's plan is well done, comprehensive in content, and very personal at the same time. After reading it, Lang would give him a thumbs up and praise him, at least giving him an 8. He is not worthy of the position of deputy captain.
However, to the other party's request, Bailang of course chose to say: "No!"
So Bailang interrupted: "Wait a minute, isn't the one in your hometown 'Germa 66'? How did it become 666? Are you lying to me?"
The vice-captain's frenzied and excited state was suddenly interrupted. After being taken aback for a moment, he continued to introduce enthusiastically: "A new life and a new atmosphere, just in time for the collection of 666 house-elves this time, which immediately aroused my nostalgia. Decided to start a new life with 'Germa's House Fighting Elf 666'!"
Lang showed appreciation and affirmed his progressive spirit: "The idea is very good, the plan is also great, very energetic! Remember to continue next time, but forget it this time."
"What?!" As if struck by lightning, the deputy captain's blond hair stood on end in shock.
Lang said calmly: "I will preside over the sacrifice upgrade ceremony this time."
Jia Zhi hurriedly asked: "Wait, why did it become a sacrifice?"
Lang: "Didn't it be agreed at the beginning that the house-elf would be cast into [Salted Fish] as a material?"
"That's right, but that's just an exaggerated adjective. And it's also described in detail in my plan. The county organizes them to permanently expand the cabin, then empty the brain, and refine it into..."
Bailang interrupted: "No need to say any more, I have a more perfect way, that is to hold a gorgeous funeral, sacrifice them collectively to the [Big Salted Fish], and use the boat as a coffin to completely save their lives. Perfect integration. Doing so can not only maximize the benefits, but also avoid any risk of 'overloading and being punished'. Because the 666 elves have truly integrated with the ship, regardless of each other."
Jia Zhi opened his mouth unwillingly: "But..."
Bailang waved his hand: "No, but! Your [666 Battle Elf] is obviously playing side-by-side. Besides expanding capacity, you also want to get a group of combat assistants, servants, and waiters. Even if you have a 90% chance of passing the level, it's still 10% The risk of being intercepted by the paradise. And my method is seamless, 100% pass."
Gaji opened his mouth angrily: "But..."
"No but, isn't the clone army the biggest feature of your 'Germa 66' back then? Why bother with 666 elves? Well, I'll give you the upgrade when the [Big Salted Fish] is upgraded this time." Enough experimental equipment and space, build a replica factory, unlimited violent soldiers. Carp factor, battle suits can be added as you like."
Lang thought for a while: "As for the way to evade the crew, I have also thought about it. Every time you return to the paradise, you only keep 60 crew members, and throw all the overproduced biological weapons and clones into the [Seafood City] for disposal." Drop. During the return period, focus on research, research product upgrades, and save raw materials for production. When the next round of missions starts and comes, then go all out to explode."
"This…"
After hearing Lang's promise, Jiaji's heart suddenly moved. He engaged in the '666 Little Elf Face Project' just to prove his talent and get an important task. At the same time, he accumulated a batch of high-quality cannon fodder, regained power, and regained the feeling of a big boss when he dominated Beihai.
Bailang's proposal completely satisfied his vanity. Larger laboratories, exclusive replicator factories, unlimited violent soldiers, and a complete system of garbage collection and product upgrades.
Most importantly, the tall, handsome and straight 'Germa-Clone Warrior' is much better than the crooked, short and thin 'House Elf'.
If you can choose "Mr. Kaido" as the card face, who would choose "House Elf" as the main unit?
Considering that if he doesn't want to be laid off and replaced by someone else, then he will have to be subdued for the rest of his life. So Jiaji bends and bends: "Okay, Boss, you are right! So when will the sacrificial ceremony start? I will cooperate with you."
"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today. You go and take out all 666 elves, bring them to the lake, then clear the venue, and build a large stage. Park the [Salted Fish] on the shore, and all The crew don't stay on board, but watch the ceremony from the sidelines."
"Are there any other requirements? As far as I know, the effect of [Department Master]'s funeral ceremony will continue to increase as the number of people watching the ceremony increases. Do you need to invite the students from Hogwarts?"
Lang shook his head: "No need at all, I have already arranged a global simultaneous online live broadcast."
"The boss is wise!"
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In the afternoon, by the lakeside of the Forbidden Forest, the wind was howling, the lake was already frozen, and a shadow continued to expand and rise, and finally smashed the ice layer, revealing the cigar-shaped [Big Salted Fish] about 100 meters long, covered with water plants and barnacles. 】.
Suddenly, hundreds of insect limbs gathered on both sides of the submarine stretched out, plunged into the bottom of the lake, and lifted the heavy hull above the water surface. Then move laterally like a crab, climb up the lake shore, and run aground.
There is a large stage less than 10 meters away from [Big Salted Fish]. Not far from the stage, 666 house elves, wearing new clothes and holding a bouquet of flowers, with a dazed face, shivering in the cold wind.
And right in front of the stage, Bailang occupies the C position, on both sides are Selph in a princess dress, and Jack in a men's children's suit. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com After that, there was a group of girlfriends who looked like they were watching the excitement. In addition, Dean Snape, who had been receiving Bailang's psychological counseling, also showed his face to blow the air.
Afterwards, several school staff who specialized in following and supervising Bailang, as well as the other two contractors who were hired together, also came here with great interest.
Although they don't know much about Bailang, the global live broadcast of large-scale entertainment and live sacrifice ceremony led by senior contractors of the cemetery sounds very gimmicky, enough to be used as a talking point in the future, so naturally they have to come to the scene in person.
Lang naturally wouldn't refuse so many people coming to watch the ceremony. Because each additional person 'witness' can add a small weight to this 'ceremony'. The higher the status and strength of the witnesses, the heavier the weight.
So Lang waved his hand, and Little Jack on the left immediately snapped his fingers. The treasure [Fog City] slowly unfolded, and suddenly a cloud of fragrant and spicy dark red mist floated by the lake, and then a group of short figures rustled. The flash of rustling attracted everyone's attention.
It can be vaguely seen that small skeletons similar in stature to 'house elves' shuttle through the mist of red soup, set up tables and chairs, and take out the freshest top-grade ingredients and fruits from [Fog City] ,drinks.
When everything is over, [Fog City] dissipates, and there are only tables of steaming hot pots left, waiting for guests to be seated.
Bailang: "For a funeral, how can we miss the most soulful part of eating? Everyone, please go ahead, the ceremony is about to begin. You can enjoy the delicious food while enjoying it."
Counseling girl and the others skillfully seized the best seats immediately, Ka Ka Ka opened the beer and drinks, and ate them familiarly. The rest looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally sat down slightly awkwardly and jerky.
Didn't expect Mr. Outlander to be so professional? As if already done. (Lang: To put it bluntly, there have been hundreds of shows.)