Don’t Come Over
v1 Chapter 36
boss!
Huh.
Chenxi tried his best to open his eyes that were almost squeezed with only one slit left, sucking his nose, and looking at Lou Shi very aggrieved.
To be honest, Lou Shi was really shocked.
The former star thief leader is very knowledgeable, and there are few incidents that can make him gaffe.
If there is one stone in this world that can surprise him, then Chenxi will definitely dominate the eight battles.
Almost every day can give him a different fresh experience.
How to say.
This tens of thousands of dollars a month is worth spending, even blood.
Lou Shi looked at the cats and dogs sitting side by side on the hospital bed, and glanced at the indicator lights on the medical robot.
The medical robot didn't even light up the green indicator light.
After pulling out the bee needle and applying the medicine to the two naive ghosts, it turned its head and went directly to the power port, and quickly entered the sleep mode.
This is the case of a cat and a dog, and it doesn't even mean that the level of first aid is worthy.
very safe.
Lou Shi retracted his gaze, raised his foot and walked into the infirmary, sat in front of a cat and a dog, and put Chenxi's terminal in front of him.
He originally intended to find the cat, and by the way, he came to the terminal.
But who could have imagined seeing this as soon as he walked in.
Lou Shi's gaze fell on Yun Feiyang.
Although Chenxi always brews some weird accidents, he never hurts himself.
But Yun Feiyang is different.
This person has long been accustomed to going to the hospital, as can be seen from the first time he asked Chenxi to go out for dessert.
Order, eat dessert, calculate the dose, call the hospital in advance to pay the bill.
According to Chenxi's description, when Yun Feiyang fell over here, the doctor came over there.
It can be seen that its proficiency is completely accurate to the second.
Therefore, Yun Feiyang must have done Chenxi's entry into the infirmary.
The dog who was swollen twice sneezed, glanced at Lou Shi, and then avoided the opponent's sight.
He didn't expect it either.
He really didn't expect it.
Because it was also the first time he played in the wild, Chen Xi's so confident appearance simply gave Yun Feiyang a signal to "do whatever he wants".
Yun Feiyang trusts Chenxi quite a bit.
So he really did it casually.
Who knew it would be like this!
Yun Feiyang feels he has been wronged!
Chenxi whimpered softly.
The awakened body is not easy to communicate, but it doesn't matter, Lou Shi can still find the cause of the matter by himself.
In front of the cat and dog, Lou Shi slowly turned on the monitor projection, bringing the time back to two hours ago.
The thing is like this.
Chenxi realized that when Yun Feiyang had an idea about the honeycomb hanging on the tree, he didn't care about the dirty and smelly mud on Yun Feiyang's body, so he jumped off the tree and stomped on the golden retriever's forehead.
The golden retriever was staggered and staggered a few steps, and it was a coincidence that it hit the tree with the honeycomb hanging on it.
Here, we need to emphasize it again.
Haicheng is not in the tropics.
Therefore, those towering and robust tropical evergreen trees do not exist in natural scenic areas except for the specially cared-for training areas.
Except for the mangroves on the seashore, the natural scenic areas are mainly deciduous broad-leaved vegetation.
For example, the young white birch with a crooked neck that was swayed by the overly solid body of the golden retriever.
The white birch looks very young, with a very thin trunk, which has become a lot crooked by the honeycombs on the branches.
It was swayed by the golden retriever.
The branches were so easily overwhelmed, with a "click", they directly connected the branches with the honeycomb, and dropped the huge biological bomb.
Chenxi was trapped in a circle of shame and looked blankly at the cats and dogs running in embarrassment in the projection.
In itself, a dog covered in mud doesn't need to run.
But Yun Feiyang understands how mud can prevent stings.
Chenxi ran away, so he ran with him immediately, running particularly vigorously.
then-
Then, Lou Shi watched the Golden Retriever run halfway as if thinking of something, bit the back of the cat cub's neck in one bite, and jumped directly into the water with the cat in his mouth.
With this jump, half of the mud jump on his body was lost.
When Chenxi saw this, his eyes were dead.
Damn you.
Foolish clouds fly up!
The idea of being chased by a bee and jumping into the water to escape is not wrong.
But that is on the premise that the whole body is in the water!
When your dog is swimming, his head is breathing on the water, right?
After all, your nose is on your head, right?
But your mouth is growing under your nose, right?
And you still have a cat in your mouth, right?
So half of the whole cat will be above the water, right? ? ?
Damn you!
Yunfeiyang, fucking!
Yun Feiyang had only his head stung at first, but Chenxi, who was held by him, was directly attacked from all directions without dead ends.
Clouds fly up!
Foolish clouds fly up!
Chenxi looked at the weak and helpless self who was yelling in the projection, the more and more angry she watched, the more angry she watched!
He gave the silly dog next to him a paw with his backhand.
The Golden Retriever was smeared with a paw, and was stunned for two seconds, then gave a grieved sob.
Chenxi took a deep breath, looked at the shaved dog, then lowered his head with difficulty, and looked at himself, who was also shaved, through the translucent circle of shame.
In order to facilitate the application of medicine and prevent infection, the fur on the two animals was cut to a thin layer, and the severely stung areas were directly shaved carefully.
After applying the medicine, the pain did not feel any more pain, but the ugliness was very real.
Shouldn't.
I'm just a weak kitten.
Shouldn't.
Happy and indulgent holidays shouldn’t be like this!
Chenxi's swollen paws patted the soft bedding under his buttocks, looked up at Lou Shi, and began to complain.
The meowing voice was soft and milky, coupled with the unlucky look after being stung, so Lou Shi was silent for a moment, and then looked away.
If he doesn't adjust his mood, he will probably laugh out loud.
But even if he looked away, Chen Xi still caught the smile in his eyes.
Chenxi:? ? ?
Chenxi couldn't believe it.
Are you laughing?
Are you still smiling? ?
Boss, you have changed. You used to care about me!
Before this matter is set aside, you will make dog meat hot pot directly!
you've changed!
Chenxi was so embarrassed that she lowered her head very aggrievedly.
Lou Shi raised his hand, stretched out a finger, and gently rubbed Cat Cub's head.
"What kind of dog meat hot pot do you want?" he asked.
Yun Fei, who pretended to be dead on one side, raised his head suddenly, very alert.
Lou Shi comforted his cat for a while, his eyes fluttering across the clouds.
He was thoughtful: "You can save part of the work of shaving."
Yun Feiyang:? ? ?
What do you want? ?
Sharks are illegal, let me tell you!
Compared with Yun Feiyang, who felt that his life was not guaranteed, Chen Xi was comforted.
it is good.
My boss is still that boss.
He grabbed twice and returned to the terminal in his hand, and typed aggrievedly: "I want to eat spicy food."
Lou Shi said yes.
Yun Feiyang began to think about whether it was too late to call the police.
Chenxi typed again: "I'm so ugly."
Lou Shi: "You are not ugly, only this dog is ugly."
When Chenxi heard the words, he turned his head and glanced at Yun Feiyang.
Then nodded.
Yun Feiyang:? ? ?
Too much!
I really feel offended!
Chenxi sniffed: "I don't think I am in harmony with Yun Feiyang."
Lou Shi: "I told you not to mix with him."
Yun Feiyang felt that he had suffered 10,000 mental attacks.
Chenxi remembered Lou Shi’s warning, choked up: "I am too bloated."
Hee Hee is just a little cat.
Who gave Hee Hee the courage to walk a large dog?
Chenxi thought for a moment, and felt that this must be the illusion given to him by Yun Lianyi!
After entering Yunfeiyang's love line, as long as it is a cloud ripple, who doesn't praise Yunfeiyang's cuteness!
lovely!
This adjective, you taste, you fine taste.
A boy who can use the word "cute" to describe it must be a person who is not aggressive, soft and sweet, even fragrant, and who can be coquettish.
Who the **** knew, it turned out to be a nasty critic.
Wipe, thinking about it this way, Xixi is so unlucky, I have to blame Yun Lianyi for lying about the military situation!
Chenxi quickly found a goal to shirk his responsibility, and picked himself up clean.
He sighed faintly, looked at his swollen paws, and felt wronged: "I haven't eaten meat for a week."
If Chenxi didn't say this, Lou Shi would have forgotten it.
"Why didn't you come to me first after you left the training area?" Lou Shi asked.
?
Why would you ask such a question.
Of course it is a cold war with you!
When Chenxi thought about this, he felt wrong. Lou Shi didn't seem to understand why he squatted in the training area for a week.
The cat cub looked up at Lou Shi.
Lou Shi's face was a little unpleasant.
"You train hard and don't have time to come back. It's okay." He said, "But when your training is over, you go to Yun Feiyang first."
Chenxi opened his mouth: "..."
Are you... jealous?
Chenxi was chopped by her own thoughts.
Yun Feiyang beside him also felt chopped.
He looked at Lou Shi and Chenxi, sorrowful and envious that the two brothers had a good relationship.
It would be better if you didn't put him in the middle as cannon fodder.
Yun Feiyang felt that he was superfluous in this scene.
He shook his tail, jumped out of the bed, and ran to the gym.
Chenxi just turned his head and took a look, thinking of being stung by a bee, he got angry from his heart and didn't bother to care about him.
Lou Shi did not stop him either.
Yun Feiyang saved a dog's life and wandered away.
Chenxi observed Lou Shi's expression for a while, and found that his boss really didn't seem to get him cold war.
Chenxi:...
This is outrageous!
Could it be that Cheng Xixi has been so angry for so long in his life!
Chenxi choked and typed: "Because I'm angry!"
Lou Shi's brows twitched: "Why are you angry?"
Chenxi: "You threaten me!"
Lou Shi pondered for a moment: "When?"
Chen Xi's eyes widened, and he looked at Lou Shi in disbelief.
Lou Shi didn't even remember!
Xixi was so angry, and he had been holding back for a week without eating meat, and the sacrifice was so great that Lou Shi didn't even think about it!
grass!
More angry!
The current anti-swelling and anti-inflammatory drugs work really fast.
Lou Shi thought casually.
After only this time, the shape of the cat's eye can already be seen clearly—there was still a seam before.
Chenxi took a deep breath, angrily: "You buy and sell!"
Lou Shi recalled it carefully, denying: "I'm just seeking truth from facts."
Chenxi choked, thinking about it carefully, it was really seeking truth from facts.
Chenxi doesn't have many secrets.
As for Lou Shi, apart from not knowing the existence of that forum, he almost grasped all the secrets that Chenxi didn't want others to know.
The cat cub suddenly seemed to have lost the battle, and he hung his head down.
As soon as this head lowered, he saw the bald claws.
Chen Xi was startled slightly, raised his bald claws, and touched his bald body, startled in horror.
The bald cat's paws trembled and tapped: "Boss, I can turn back into a human."
Originally, I was going to tell Yun Feiyang about this matter to express his anger towards Lou Shi.
However, Chen Xi remembered that Yun Feiyang still regarded himself as Lou Xi, so he swallowed this plan back.
Lou Shi was still thinking about how to soothe the angry cat but didn't get a response.
As a result, the kid had a quick temper and went faster. In the blink of an eye, he forgot his grievance that he hadn't eaten meat for a week.
Lou Shi glanced at the typesetting and nodded: "Yeah."
Chenxi's paws trembling slightly when he typed: "I shaved my hair..."
Lou Shi: "?"
Chenxi asked cautiously: "Then after I become a human, won't I...?"
Lou Shi stretched out a finger, rubbed Chenxi's head in the middle of the shame circle, and stretched the tone: "Um..."
Chen Xi's heart hung up.
Lou Shi slowly said, "Isn't the hair on your head okay?"
Chenxi breathed a sigh of relief.
Lou Shi stretched out his hand and picked up the cat.
Even if the fur is shaved, the remaining superficial fur on the cat cub's body is very soft and not tied.
Lou Shi rubbed two handily, remembering the record of this creature being caught and taken back to be a pet. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this situation was justified.
"Go back and eat meat." Lou Shi said.
Chenxi touched her belly and made a whimper.
He counted the time and opened the social account in an inflated manner.
Rainbow Fart Command Center (4)
Chen Xixi: "Sons! Dad has done a great job! I'm out of customs!"
A week ago, he said he was going to retreat for a week to practice qigong.
He used to do this a lot in the past, and most of this happened before the exam, when he needed to hold the Buddha's feet temporarily.
Ye Langlang: "The fourth child has finally finished the exam?"
Shen Shen Shen: "It's too tragic to be a butler and have to take an exam!"
Ren Hanghang: "Congratulations to Xixi for returning from sterilization! [Fireworks]"
Chen Xixi: "?"
Ye Langlang: "?"
Shen Shenshen: "?"
Ren Hanghang: "? What? Doesn't it mean that you don't need a magical skill from your palace to be called a magical skill?"
Chen Xixi: "In that case, I appoint Hanghang as my heir, and my father will castrate you when he turns around to avoid future troubles!"
Ren Hanghang: "Forget it, get out!"
Chen Xixi: "Today and Thursday, let's make a living and make a meal one day in advance? Saturday and Sunday, two days, four meals, let's have one meal alone!"
There are only four meals in two days on the weekend, which is very scientific.
Anyway, I never get up in the morning on weekends.
Chenxi sent out this line, and after receiving an eager response, he closed the chat window and began to earnestly search for mid-end dining and consumption places.
Now that I have money in my pocket, as a casual meal in the dormitory, a little grandiose is not a waste of money.
Who knows when I want four people to get together in the future.
When Chenxi thought about it this way, she looked for it more seriously.
Chenxi was still searching until the meat was on the table.
While searching, he typed: "Boss, I will take two days off this weekend?"
Lou Shi had a meal: "Two days?"
Chenxi nodded: "Go to dinner with friends, and sleep in the dormitory by the way. It’s troublesome to go back and forth."
This requirement is reasonable.
The old scalper only needs to do two quarters of work a year. It is impossible for an employee to stay on standby throughout the year.
Besides, Chenxi is a human.
He has his own social life, his own friends, and his family and relatives.
Lou Shi seemed to realize this at this time.
He lowered his eyes and looked at Chen Xi who was rummaging the restaurant with great interest, and his heart suddenly filled with anger that the prey was taken away by others.