Pushing the door open, Tang San looked towards Duan Yun, "Boss Duan, hurry up, don't mess with my father."

Duan Yun chuckled, "I said, I sincerely told him Uncle Tang Hao...to climb the waterfall together? See how the blue silver grass grows inside. Does farmyard manure work? If farmyard manure doesn't work. , Let’s dig it and plant it outside!"

Tang San shook his head quickly: "Don't go!"

Duan Yun: "Okay, then I'll go, go home and get the hoe... I'm fine with the hoe!"

After speaking, he turned around holding the wild fruit and left.

Is this okay?

bump!

Tang Hao rushed out, grabbed Duan Yun by the neck, and lifted Duan Yun up as if he was a little cock: "Little bunny, dare to climb the waterfall? Don't be afraid of falling to death? Believe it or not, I'll go to Village Chief Jack to file a complaint? "

Are you afraid I dug your wife?

Duan Yun curled his mouth and said: "Below the waterfall is a lake, you can't die if you fall into the water!"

Tang Hao: "Don't go, dare to let me know that you are going to climb the waterfall in the future. You don't need Village Chief Jack to do it, I will discipline you for him!"

Duan Yun: "Pinch my neck? Lock my throat, right? You can pinch my people, but you can't pinch my heart. You are always not at home, right? I will go when you are not at home. Climb, I climb up, climb down, climb up again, I climb down again, I will be angry with you!"

Ahhhhh!

I'm so angry, God, please take this bear kid.

Tang Haoqi's teeth were itchy, and he was still watching Duan Yun grow up. If he were to be a child from the outer village, he might have to pinch to death in his hands.

Tang Hao took a deep breath, his angry expression was forcibly relieved, and replaced with a smiling face: "Xiao Yun, uncle shouldn't be violent to you just now... Uncle forged a toy knife for you, how about? You go to the back mountain to chop the tree, whatever you want You can do whatever you want, don't climb the waterfall, it's too dangerous."

With that said, he gently put down Duan Yun and tidied up his clothes for Duan Yun.

Tang San followed: "Boss Duan, listen to my father, he is also for your own good, don't be too naughty."

Duan Yun raised his neck: "Good for me? He kicked me when he was drunk, is it also good for me?"

Tang San rolled his eyes: "Come again?"

Duan Yun: "This is a stain on your father's life. I plan to let my son know about it in the future."

Tang Hao shuddered... Oh my god, this is too vengeful, right? Regret, I shouldn't be impulsive at the beginning, shouldn't kick him with alcohol.

At this moment, Duan Yun suddenly said: "But I don't think I can go to the waterfall. As long as Uncle Tang Hao agrees to my three conditions, I will never go to the waterfall to have fun in the future!"

Tang Hao's eyes lit up: "What are the conditions?"

Duan Yun raised a finger: "The first condition... You are not allowed to file a complaint with Grandpa Jack in the future!"

Tang Hao hesitated. To tell the truth, he has become accustomed to complaining. Every time he sees Duan Yun being naughty, the first thing he thinks of is to complain.

Every time he heard that Duan Yun was beaten by Village Chief Jack again, Tang Hao would be quiet for a long time, and he would drink a few more sips of wine.

This is a problem and needs to be corrected.

Tang Hao's light glanced at Tang San...Well, if Duan Yun makes trouble again in the future, he will let Xiao San file a complaint.

Tang Hao: "Okay, I promise you, I won't file a complaint in the future!"

Duan Yun was overjoyed in his heart: "The second condition is that you have to quit drinking in the future. Even if you can't quit, the amount of alcohol must be at least halved... I am not sympathetic to the junior, but I just think you are detrimental to the appearance of the Holy Soul Village!"

Tang San was grateful, obviously he didn't expect Duan Yun to propose such a condition.

Everyone in Shenghun Village knows that father is addicted to alcohol. It is a good thing if he can stop drinking or drink less.

Thinking of this, Tang San was even more grateful... Good brother, loyalty, the boss Duan must have made this condition for me.

Tang Hao frowned slightly and looked at Duan Yun unexpectedly: "This condition...!"

Duan Yun raised his eyebrows: "What? Is it difficult? Don't stop me, I'm going to the village public toilet to collect the feces... and then pour it all into the small lake under the waterfall, and first turn the small lake into a cesspool. "

"Huh? Don't tell me!"

Tang Hao said helplessly: "I didn't say no to agree, can't you agree to it?"

Duan Yun stretched out his finger: "A gentleman can't chase after a word, let's hook our fingers!"

Why!

Tang Hao sighed and hooked his finger with Duan Yun.

Duan Yun: "Drink less wine, and you can save some money for your family... I suspect that your alcohol money was saved by cutting corners with a forged sickle. The sickle I bought from you last time turned out to be a wooden handle. I knew I would not buy it. NS!"

Wooden handle?

Are the sickles for mowing in the village all with wooden handles? Do you still want to replace it with an iron handle? Besides, did I force you to buy it? Obviously you flicked away from me with three copper soul coins.

Tang Hao gritted his teeth and said, "The third condition, let's talk about it!"

With a light cough, Duan Yun's expression became serious: "The third condition...Tomorrow Deacon Su Yuntao of the Wuhun branch of Notting City will give the children in the village a Wuhun test, and Xiao San must join me in the Wuhun test. "

Tang San was overjoyed and looked at Tang Hao expectantly.

Tang Hao's face was green and he waved his hand suddenly: "No, the first two conditions are okay, Xiao San cannot participate in the Wuhun test!"

Tang San said anxiously: "Why?"

Tang Hao: "It just doesn't work anyway. If you dare to steal, I'll break your leg!"

Tang San's eyes flushed, and he only felt wronged.

Duan Yun was angry, and said: "Don't talk too much, say goodbye... when I go home and get my hoe!"

I...My TM mentality collapsed!

Tang Hao's forehead bulged, and roared: "Duan Yun, you...you are so angry with me! OK, can't I promise? Can't I let Xiao San participate in the Martial Spirit Test?"

Duan Yun's expression immediately became grinning: "Uncle Tang Hao, don't you eat fruit? I will wash one for you? Old sweet!"

bump!

Tang Hao's angry chest rose and fell, but he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he simply slammed the door and returned to the house.

He didn't want to see Duan Yun as a bear kid anymore.

At this moment, Tang Hao suddenly discovered a problem. It seemed that he had not taken advantage of Duan Yunming's fight for several years.

Xiao San, give your father some anger, and quickly find an opportunity to beat Duan Yun.

I'm an elder, so it's hard to beat him, or I would have beaten him a long time ago.

Outside the house, Tang San bowed deeply at Duan Yun: "Boss Duan, thank you!"

Duan Yun grabbed Tang San's shoulders: "You are my little brother. You should follow me and cover you...Look at this time, Widow Wang should be taking a shower, brother, I will take you to her house? "

My God, what is thinking of a six-year-old child?

Tang San: "Boss Duan, you are such a person?"

Duan Yun: "The melons in the backyard of Widow Wang's house are ripe. Let's pick two melons and taste them while she is taking a shower."

Tang San:"…!"

Duan Yun: "When I get to Widow Wang's house, I will watch her take a bath. You secretly go to the backyard to pick melons... Don't worry, I will notify you as soon as she comes out of the tub."

Tang San:"…!"

Continuously turning around, Tang San suddenly felt like his waist was flashed.

Duan Yun: "Little San, I feel that your father loves me more than you."

Tang San: "?? Love you?? My father can't wait to strangle you, right?"

Duan Yun stretched out a finger and shook it: "It is love to hate... You see, he promised me so many conditions in order to prevent me from climbing the waterfall. What is it not to love me? You? What? If he doesn't let you go, he only needs to beat you up."

Tang San:"......!"