Stanley Beach, Hong Kong. [;Starting]

Zhou Xingchi changed into a military uniform of the People's Liberation Army, with a pentagram military cap on his head. The uniform that was one size smaller was too tight to fit, and it was indescribably ridiculous.

"Hahaha, Ah Xing, you look so frustrating." Mao Shunyun laughed loudly regardless of the image of a lady, and at the end of the laugh, he couldn't straighten his waist while covering his stomach.

"Is it so funny?" Zhou Xingchi asked the makeup artist to borrow a small mirror to take a look at. He also adjusted his military cap and said, "It's very powerful, and it's not frustrating at all."

Deputy director Wu Yusen threw a bunch of plastic bags at Zhou Xingchi and said, "The director asked you to tie it to your body."

"Do you want to inflate?" Zhou Xingchi asked while carrying the plastic bag.

"Of course, make-up artist, tie him with a plastic bag to make him look better." Wu Yusen went to Li Lichi after speaking, "Achi, the tour guide actor is not here, Mr. Kang asked you to make a cameo."

"I made a cameo?" Li Lichi pointed at his chest in surprise. After he finished filming with the crew, he had initially gained a firm foothold in DreamWorks. This time, Kang Jianfei got him to act as a field record, which really made a lot of people envious, and all fools knew that Kang Jianfei was deliberately cultivating him.

Wu Yusen stuffed a page of paper into Li Lichi and said, "This is a line. I'll give you ten minutes to write it down."

Li Lichi also made a few cameo appearances, but it is not that he has no actor experience at all. After getting the lines, he immediately memorized them.

Wu Yusen told Li Lizhi a few words, and immediately arranged for someone to clear the scene to intercept pedestrians, and finally made a gesture to Kang Jianfei.

"All departments are buried and ready to start." Kang Jianfei shouted while carrying the guide tube, waiting for all units to be ready. He just nodded to Wu Yusen.

Since Li Lizhi was going to make a cameo appearance, Wu Yusen temporarily helped him to play the game board: "First scene, first scene, Aikesh!"

A bus came from a distance, and Li Lichi, who was a guest tour guide, got out of the car. He was wearing a suit borrowed temporarily. He held a loudspeaker and said in English: "Everyone, come here, this is a beautiful red Pillar Beach, you can take pictures as souvenirs."

A wave of foreigners got off the bus. Rush to the beach with a camera in hand and take pictures.

"Crack, this one is over!" Kang Jianfei shouted immediately, "Get ready to take a picture."

Huang Yuetai asked the camera assistant to carry the No. 1 camera onto the hovercraft, while the No. 2 and No. 3 cameras stayed on the beach by the sea.

"boom!"

With splashing water on the sea, Zhou Xingchi, who was wearing a green military uniform and covered with plastic bags, jumped into the water.

"Second shot of the first scene, Akesh!"

Huang Yuetai held the camera on his side. Shot of Zhou Xingchi swimming towards the beach.

This kind of non-technical scene is naturally a one-off, and the third shot will be shot soon.

Li Lichi pointed to Zhou Xingchi, which was covered with water on the beach, and shouted to the group of foreigners, "Hey, come and see, there is a control area, and someone came swimming from the mainland! Kang Mu Ang, Kang Mu Ang. My secret!"

The group of foreigners immediately rushed to Zhou Xingchi and surrounded him like a panda to take pictures.

"Don't catch me, please, don't catch me!" Zhou Xingchi raised his hand to cover his face and shouted in panic.

Shouting and shouting, Zhou Xingchi suddenly burst into laughter, then covered his mouth and bowed to Kang Jianfei: "Sorry, Director, I couldn't hold back just now."

Kang Jianfei was puzzled by him and asked, "Is it funny just now?"

"As soon as I think of what I look like in a military uniform..." Zhou Xingchi was halfway through explaining. Suddenly remembering that Kang Jianfei was a fugitive from Hong Kong, he immediately shut up, for fear that he would make Kang Jianfei unhappy if he talked too much.

"Okay, let's take the shot just now, no need to start over!" Kang Jianfei said, motioning for Wu Yusen to continue.

Zhou Xingchi covered his face and shouted, "Don't catch me, please, don't catch me!"

Li Lichi grabbed Zhou Xingchi's clothes: "Oh. They didn't arrest you, they took pictures for you."

Zhou Xingchi asked, "Do you have any money?"

Li Lichi said, "Yes."

Zhou Xingchi took out two porcelain vases from his belt and said, "I also brought some antiques from the opposite side."

Li Lichi smiled and said, "Don't forget to share the money with me when you sell it later."

"Okay, no problem." Zhou Xingchi said.

Li Lichi raised the porcelain vase and shouted to the foreigner, "Look, everyone. Chinese antique porcelain has a history of 7,000 years, and it only costs $500."

"Wow, Farregood!"

"Give this to me."

"I pay in pounds!"

"..."

The foreigners began to grab the porcelain vases, and Zhou Xingchi took out a few more from his pocket and shouted, "Don't grab it, I still have it here."

Kang Jianfei gestured to Wu Yusen, and Wu Yusen immediately let the other two actors play. The two of them ran over with straw hats and two baskets of ceramic handicrafts each, and shouted, "We also have..."

The shooting at Stanley Beach only took more than half an hour, and Mao Shunyun and Ye Zimei, who did not leave after turning on the phone to worship God, were also watching.

Mao Shunyun is a carefree woman and dares to say anything. She pointed to the green military uniform on Zhou Xingchi's body and whispered to Ye Zimei, "Amei, do you think Mr. Kang came here like this?"

Ye Zimei was finally able to take on an important role, how dare she talk about sensitive topics about Kang Jianfei behind her back, she felt relieved when no one around her heard it, and said to Mao Shunyun: "Maomao, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing. "

Mao Shunjun said indifferently: "Don't worry, Mr. Kang won't care about this."

Ye Zimei advised: "In short, be careful about this kind of thing, maybe Mr. Kang is very taboo about his original identity."

Mao Shunjun said with a smile: "If he was taboo about his identity as a Hong Kong escapee, he would not have made fun of himself in the scene just now. Mr. Kang is actually a very generous person. I knew it when I was on TV." Saying that, she suddenly pointed to Wu Mengda not far away, "If you don't believe me, ask Brother Da."

"What's the matter?" Wu Mengda was chatting with Huang Shrimp when he suddenly heard Mao Shunyun calling his name, and immediately turned to look over.

Mao Shunjun explained: "We were just saying that Mr. Kang is a very good person."

Wu Mengda nodded and smiled: "Yes, Mr. Kang takes good care of us actors. If he hadn't reached out and pulled me, I guess I would still be sleeping on the road with my wife and daughter."

Huang Shrimp also echoed: "Mr. Kang is an unremarkable person, generous and moral, a rare good boss."

Whether it's true or false, it's right to praise Kang Jianfei to death anyway, Huang Shrimp and Wu Mengda are both masters of flattery.

After the beach scene was filmed, it was the story of Zhou Xingchi carrying two bottles of tap water to meet his master and his mother. As for the part of Zhou Xingchi chasing the bride and spoofing in the original film, it was directly discarded by Kang Jianfei. Because that part of the scene is completely tasteless. It's not too funny, it doesn't help the plot of the whole movie in any way, it's completely redundant.

It is Wu Mengda who plays the master, and the four wives are the second- and third-tier actresses of the Oriental Entertainment Company, who used to make TV series.

The crew moved to an old apartment building and filmed this scene just before noon. After Wu Yusen hurriedly finished his lunch, he went to arrange the afternoon shooting.

Speaking of which, Wu Yusen is also depressed enough. After being refrigerated by Golden Harvest, although Kang Jianfei was dug into DreamWorks, he could only be an assistant director for two consecutive plays.

For other small directors, it is hard to ask for Kang Jianfei to be an assistant director, but Wu Yusen is not very interested. Because Kang Jianfei took the initiative when filming, Wu Yusen could only do some tedious work. He felt that his talent was buried.

"Ahong. Is the car ready?" Wu Yusen asked a man in his forties.

The man's name is Qi Hong, the nephew of Qi Bo, an old DreamWorks employee, who has been in DreamWorks for more than three years.

Qi Bo retired last year because of his severe rheumatism. Qi Hong used to be a buyer of Shaw Brothers and was familiar with the logistics of the movie. Kang Jianfei made him a small manager of the logistics department of DreamWorks because of Uncle Qi's face.

This time Kang Jianfei was shooting a new film, and Qi Hong was also drawn into the crew as the set director of the crew.

Although Qi Hong is not very capable, he has been a buyer for more than ten years. Having developed a very prudent and prudent character, he replied, "Director Wu, the car has been arranged. There is a taxi and two private cars for the main actor, one of which needs to have its bumper removed. There are also eight variegated sedans, vans, vans for the actors to crash in and finally, five cars as set props for the filming.”

Wu Yusen and Qi Hong came to the selected first shooting location and checked the car. After arranging the actors, I moved a chair and took a nap on the side of the road.

Alas, when will I be able to film alone!

Wu Yusen sighed in his heart.

Although Wu Yusen is a disciple of the martial arts director Zhang Che, he made his debut through comedy films. The comedy film directed by Wu Yusen also won the box office champion in 1977. But he was really sick of filming comedy films, so he finally got what he wanted to make a shootout film, and almost ended up in a lawsuit. Wu Yusen felt that he was really unlucky.

I don't know how long I slept, when someone suddenly woke up Wu Yusen and said, "Director Wu, Mr. Kang said that the show is ready to start."

"Got it." Wu Yusen rubbed his face and stood up, discussed with another assistant director of the crew, and then went to report the situation to Kang Jianfei.

After all departments were ready, Li Lizhi took the slate and shouted, "First shot of the third game, Aikesh!"

A taxi stopped, and several actors and actresses scrambled for the taxi.

Zhou Xingchi dismantled the steel bar of the roadside guardrail as a guide rod, and shouted loudly while wearing sunglasses: "Help, can anyone help me..."

Halfway through the shooting of this group of shots, Kang Jianfei suddenly shouted: "Crack! Start again, start again."

The director is called n, and the entire crew can only stop.

Kang Jianfei walked over and said to an old lady, "Your performances should be exaggerated. Auntie, if you bite Zhou Xingchi's hand, the more fierce and exaggerated the better."

That aunt is also a veteran who has played tricks for 20 years. She defended: "Director, will that look too fake?"

"You don't need to think about whether it's fake or not. It's a nonsensical comedy, try to exaggerate it as much as possible." Kang Jianfei glanced at the others, "You too, play it as exaggerated."

After re-shooting, the actors in the role were exaggerated, but because they were too funny, people laughed before Kang Jianfei shouted.

The filming had to stop again. Zhou Xingchi wiped his hands and said, "Auntie, you have a lot of saliva."

"Hahaha..." The other dragon sets laughed.

The occasional laugh or two is forgivable, and Kang Jianfei didn't scold anyone, but laughed along with him, and then greeted the crew to reshoot.

Ye Zimei will have a role on the fourth day, so now she can completely avoid staying in the crew, but she has never played an important role before, so she has stayed in the crew to observe other people's filming when she has no idea.

"Sister Mao Mao, it's so good to film like this...it's strange." Ye Zimei whispered to Mao Shunyun, "It's not the same as when I was filming before."

Mao Shunyun smiled and said, "Isn't it more fun? That's what we did last time we filmed. Mr. Kang also renamed this kind of play a nonsensical comedy."

"Wonderful... Do I have to act like this too? But I can't make comedy films." Ye Zimei said worriedly without any confidence.

Mao Shunyun comforted and said, "Don't worry, I didn't know how to do it at the beginning. It's good to have more pairs of scenes before shooting."

While the two women were whispering, someone suddenly shouted, "Miss Mao, please come over and make up."

After half an hour...

"Crack, n, n, n... again!" Kang Jianfei shouted with a displeased face, while Mao Shunyun lowered his head and did not speak.

At this time, it was the sixth time for Mao Shunyun. Zhou Xingchi and Mao Shunyun were good friends in private. He hurriedly asked Kang Jianfei to say, "Director, why don't I have another play with Mao Mao?"

Kang Jianfei nodded and said patiently to Mao Shunyun: "Don't be afraid, don't be reserved, let go a little bit more and be a little crazy when acting."

Mao Shunyun could only keep nodding, and then went to the side rehearsal with Zhou Xingchi. After waiting for more than ten minutes, Kang Jianfei asked them to try again.

"Okay, let's not shoot this time, you will rehearse again." Kang Jianfei said to Mao Shunyun, "Remember, let go a little, and perform that crazy feeling."

Mao Shunjun caressed his chest with his hand and sighed, "I understand."

More than ten minutes later, Kang Jianfei ordered the filming to begin.

"Gah!"

The female liar played by Mao Shunyun ~lightnovelpub.net~ drove the car with Zhou Xingchi dressed as a blind man at a gallop, and suddenly braked and stopped by the side of the road.

"I hit someone," Mao Shunyun said to Zhou Xingchi, then got out of the car and asked the air with concern, "Oh, how is it, how are you, old lady?"

After finishing speaking, Mao Shunyun suddenly fell to the ground and said in a rough voice, "Ouch, your car hit my leg, and there is blood all over the place. You should pay me."

"Hey, old lady, I don't have enough money, wait a minute," Mao Shunyun said and ran over to Zhou Xingchi again, "Sir, can you lend me some money to pay others?"

The whole scene in the back is a long shot. Mao Shunyun pretends to be a policeman, the People's Liberation Army, and a dog without any morals, just like a neurotic female lunatic.

"Crack!" Kang Jianfei finally shouted.

"Hahaha..." The crew members who had been holding back for a long time suddenly burst into laughter, and they were all amused by Mao Shunyun's performance just now.