When the world structure changed drastically, Alvin brought his family to Northern Europe.

Stark is busy harvesting the energy technology that can fusion-react water on those alien spacecraft.

Alvin was standing on a crab boat in a waterproof suit...

With a safety rope tied to her body, Ginny ran around on the shaking crab boat.

Alvin took out a small hip flask and took a sip of liquor, then grabbed the little Ginny who was passing by and said, "Baby, can we stop running?

Those big crabs can't run away, we will definitely eat them tonight. "

As Alvin looked at Little Ginny's frozen hair and two hard noses, he sniffed and found that he didn't seem to be any better.

He took out the phone and took a picture with his girl with a grimace. Alvin sent the picture to Hela who was hiding in the cabin and refused to come out.

You guys slept with me. How can you pretend to be dead now?

Since arriving in Northern Europe, Alvin was beaten by Odin eight times with his head in his arms, and Sol eight times, and he and Sol jointly beat Loki 16 times.

Originally, everyone shook hands and made peace, and agreed to have a meaningful fishing activity, drinking and eating meat, and drunk with grudges.

In the end, Odin clutched his stomach and said that he had committed appendicitis. Sol was hit in the head by Loki, saying that he was going to take him to the psychiatrist.

The restless Nick persisted in the icy sea for three days, and finally caught a bad cold and was sent back to Odin’s castle by the Rainbow Bridge.

Friega also sent a message saying that he wanted hundreds of king crabs to be used to entertain guests in the finals of the wedding contest.

So in the end only Alvin, Little Ginny and Hela are left...

After sending the text message, Alvin waited for a long time and there was no movement. He detained a frozen fish from the boat.

After sending it to Little Ginny, Alvin sneered and said: "Someone wants to be lazy, this is a felony!

Captain Ginny rushed to punish the slacker and called her to work! "

Little Ginny nodded excitedly when she heard that she had been promoted to the "Captain". With a pair of snots that were specially bent into ivory shapes, she squeezed her hair into a terrible hedgehog shape, and then screamed. Rushed into the cabin.

Alvin looked at Xiao Ginny's fiercely evil back, and nodded in comfort.

There are only two and a half labors on a ship. You are a goddess who is pretending to be dead. When can we get the king crabs for the final dinner?

Do you want to pass this day?

As a result, after waiting for a long time, Alvin found that his girl had become a dog bun, and she never came out after entering the cabin.

He looked at the buoys around the crab boat, and resignedly summoned two vines to help lift the crab cage out.

Crabs are let go without their own heads. If they lack arms and legs, they are not good in appearance. They are used for evening meals, so as not to be returned to the sea to pass on the missing genes to the next generation.

Alvin knew he was going to be a scumbag sooner or later, but he didn't expect it so soon.

Old Odin pulled Alvin on the boat and was uneasy. He was going to get Alvin drunk with his silly son, and then sink him into the Arctic Ocean to make him sober.

In the end, I didn't expect that not only was Alvin let go, but also his own daughter was caught.

When Alvin was pretending to be mad by drinking, Hela followed in three or two, making Old Odin angry so much that he broke his appendix.

Facing Hela hiding in the barn and refusing to go out, Sol didn't know whether he should get angry or what to do?

In the end, he had to beat Loki for a bit, and was knocked out by him with "Gangnir".

Alvin admitted that he was sober at the time and was drunk to coax old Odin.

At that time, Hela didn't fight back and forth, speeding up Alvin's fall and giving birth to a new "scumbag" in this world!

Anyway, the title of ‘Scumbag’ has long been crowned on his head. Now that everything is done, what else does Alvin feel embarrassed about himself?

When I went back, I took the gun that should be taken. If Odin dared to beat himself in the future, I would use "Thorn Ling"!

Putting away the last crab trap, Alvin vomited while tying up the king crabs and throwing them into the ice store.

One person did ten people's work, and finally he had to take part as the captain, using his half-hearted skills to drive the boat back to the small town of Odin.

Entering the warm wheelhouse, Alvin looked at a pot of steaming coffee next to the rudder.

I walked over and wanted to have a sip, only to find that there was a comic strip of Little Ginny's unpredictable stickman underneath.

It probably means that she failed to complete the task set by the father, and the terrible Hela dragged herself to Asgard for a round, and then because there were too many gifts, she had to send the things back to her friends first share.

Alvin looked at the corner of the "letter" with two lip prints, one big and one small, he smiled helplessly, and said to himself: "It's all my people, what else do you hold back?

Is it easy for me to catch a crab? "

After taking a sip of hot coffee, Alvin looked at the position on the GPS and began to turn the bow of the ship to return.

As a result, a pair of slender arms hugged his waist from behind...

Alvin looked back at Hela, who was blushing in her pajamas. He smiled and put her in his arms, and said: "The feeling of cheating with the Queen is really exciting!

But where did you put Little Ginny? "

Hela pressed her cheek to Alvin's chest and said, "Little Ginny fell asleep in the castle room, and I let Rocky look like me and guard her."

Alvin looked at Hela amusedly and said, "The girl's nose is different from ordinary people. When she is angry, it's actually quite terrible."

Hela chuckled and said, "Unfortunately, it's Loki, right?"

Hela looked at Alvin and said, "If you are worried about Loki, you can hurry up.

It will not last long! "

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A dilapidated crab boat, leaning on the pier in the town of Odin!

This small town built on Odin's influence may only be considered quieter here.

Because those crazy women won't come here to smell the seafood, without those women, the live TV footage would naturally not follow here.

Alvin walked off the crab boat with his dirty upper body naked and looked around. He found Valkyrie, the Valkyrie who was leading several small town residents to sort seafood.

Seeing the unhappy look of the only living Valkyrie, Alvin stepped forward and touched her fist, and said loudly, "Beauty, ask a few people for help. I caught 100 king crabs, each of them cost pesos. Your **** is big!"

Valkyrie looked at Alvin who was pretending, she rolled her eyes and said, "Don't worry, there are no assassins with guns in the attic of the castle."

Alvin looked down at his embarrassed appearance, he said a little disappointed: "Really?"

The black beauty Valkyrie rolled his eyes so that only white eyeballs were left, and said: "Friga took the girls to Alfheim this morning for a picnic.

I watched Fox and Hela leave together arm in arm, now you can rest assured.

The only bad thing is that Loki doesn't know who stabbed him and is still lying on the bed. "

Speaking, Valkyrie glanced around, then leaned in front of Alvin and whispered, "Good job!"

Alvin "Huh?" he said, "What do you mean?"

Valkyrie gave Alvin a white look with an expression of "don't pretend", and said: "I like to see Hela now. If you can continue this situation, I will send you one every year. A hundred king crabs."

Alvin rolled his eyes and hugged Valkyrie insincerely, and said, "I will try my best!"

As he said, Alvin took out a few 20 yuan bills from his pocket, stuffed them into Valkyrie's hand, and said, "Help find some people and send the things on board to Odin Castle."

Valkyrie smiled and stuffed the tip into his pocket, and greeted several small town residents to get on the boat and move things.

Then she looked at Alvin and whispered: "If you don't want to see Odin, I suggest you don't even go to the Asgard bar in the town.

Recently, it is the center of violence in the town, but Odin will be there whenever there is trouble. "

Alvin looked at Valkyrie curiously, and said, "What's the matter?

Has the Asgard drunkard had a carnival? "

Valkyrie shook his head gleefully, and said: "Sol was so burnt by his two earth girlfriends. Recently, he went there to buy and fight every day. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Odin has to wipe his **** every day..."

Alvin smiled and blew a whistle, and said, "Look, I know that these royal **** are not clean.

They dare to say that I am a ‘scumbag’? "

Alvin looked at Valkyrie who was very temperamental and said, "Beauty, I admire you, do you have a boyfriend?

If not, I can introduce one to you! "

Valkyrie looked at Alvin like a fool, and said, "I feel happy when I look at them unlucky, but that doesn't mean I think you are not a scumbag!"

Alvin shook his head helplessly and said, "Speak well, we are still friends!

Otherwise your boyfriend will go to bed! "

Valkyrie listened, she hesitated and leaned in front of Alvin, and said, "You know someone from the TV station. Can you find someone to introduce Ganell Monnet to me?"

Alvin frowned upon hearing this and said, "Who is that? How does it sound like a woman's name?"

Valkyrie naturally shrugged his shoulders and said, "She is a girl.

She is a young singer who was sent here by her agent to find some exposure. I really like her.

If you can ask her for a meal and bring me along, I will provide you with a little convenience in the town.

I am now the actual person in charge of the town, after all, I am the only Valkyrie who can still breathe! "

Alvin looked at Valkyrie with a calm face in surprise. He nodded amusingly and said, "Do you know why men can't find girlfriends now?

Because there are not only some **** who eat and take up more, but also beauties like you come to grab us...

Is lace edge really happy? "

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