"Hahaha. Extracurricular books Ww"W.KeWaiShu.OR?G""

Xiao Yunhai's movements are very natural, and his tone of speech also carries a sense of humor. Although the burden here is not big, it is still shaking very loudly.

A cross talk actor can turn a small baggage into a big baggage by various means, and he can turn his no baggage into a baggage. That's the skill.

Yu Qianhua said: "Oh, did you break it?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "You are not afraid if you break it. If you break your arm and break your leg, our hospital will pick it up. The key is that it fell in an inappropriate place. It is not a place for people to stay!

"Oh, I fell into the tiger's hole!"

"I looked up, and there was a big tiger lying not far away, and my voice changed in fright!"

Xiao Yunhai's face showed a look of horror, his lips were trembling, and he said, "Oh my god"

Yu Qianhua said: "How do you call the tiger mom?"

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Calling Mom? It's not going to be grandma! It's over. It's over one hundred and fifty catties, big and small, with bones and meat just enough for a tiger lunch.

"Hahaha."

Everyone laughed again.

"Don't worry, think of a solution slowly."

"The head is big! It was not bad to sneak a glance at the tiger."

"The tiger didn't see you?"

Sun Di Qiu is not ghost Sun Cha You Yue Yue Yuan You

Sun Diqiu does not ghost Sun Cha Yuyueyueyuanyou 　　 "When he hosted the Jinzun awards ceremony, I knew he said that there was definitely no problem with cross talk."

Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "We are exchanging feelings with me!"

"Pump."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun said that cross talk is really funny."

"When he hosted the Jinzun awards ceremony, I knew he said that there was definitely no problem with cross talk."

In the box, Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "Don't say it. Yunhai really looks like that when it comes to cross talk."

Enemy Yuandi Keqing Sun Shu You Yang Suo Fang Shu

Zhao Mingsheng said, "Yunhai is really a genius to reach this level after a few days of learning."

Yu Qianhua said: "Ah? Stare at you!"

Sun, Didi, Sun Chayou

Xiao Yunhai said: "This tiger kicked me, and my brain "jumped", "cengceng" many heroic images emerged!"

"Hey! Return the hero image!"

"I looked up and there were many people looking at me. We are young people of the era. We can't shame the young people when we fall to the tiger's mouth in front of so many people! In the past, you listened to the Beijing opera Wusong fighting tigers, OK?

"Hurrah!"

"Okay? That's a fake! Buddies are practicing here today! Reality opens your eyes!"

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Yu Qianhua said: "Oh, you want to fight tigers, you are really good."

"What do you do?"

"Good thinking."

"Thinking is good, legs have to stand up!"

Hou Di Qiu is not sentimental, Houchao makes the most trouble

"The legs are soft!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I was thinking about this at the time. We all had legal education. There is an "Animal Protection Law", do you know?"

The ship is not far away from the enemy

The ship is not far away from the enemy, so Moyang is sealed against the enemy 　　 "I thought about it today, I think I was calculated according to the lunar calendar."

Yu Qianhua nodded and said: "I know."

Xiao Yunhai said, "Whoever killed the tiger is sentenced to two years!"

Yu Qianhua: "Your legal concept is quite strong."

Xiao Yunhai: "Who do you think this is the law? Cooperate with me to beat the tiger and break the law. The tiger eats me for nothing?"

Yu Qianhua: "That is to protect wild animals."

Xiao Yunhai: "You protect women and children, but wild animals are wild animals, why are you protecting them?"

The enemy is far away from the enemy

Yu Qianhua: "That must also be protected."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm thinking about it here, I'm getting messed up. This shouted: "Come on! Save people, someone fell into the tiger's hole!" Someone cheered me up: "Hey, buddy, Hold on! "When I heard: "What? Hold on? What is this place? Can I hold on! You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk. Come down and hold on for me!"

"Hahaha."

The station is already lively.

Sun Qiudi Keqing Post-Surgery Mo Lengke Fangtong

"Hurry up and watch Dexin Club's performance, Yunhuang is talking about cross talk with Teacher Yu."

"Really? Emperor Yun said cross talk. Can he do it?"

"Okay, how can't it. Even the jokes were written by Emperor Yun."

In just two minutes, there were 3 million more friends who bought the cross talk live broadcast from Dexin.

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua are getting better.

Yu Qianhua: "Isn't people worried about you?"

"That can't be so messy! An old man yelled to me: "Child, there is a guy who beats a tiger, come and throw my walking stick to you!"

"Crutch?"

"A sister-in-law called me: "Brother, do you want a knife? My sister-in-law has fruit knives!"

Qiu Yuandi alone catches the ball

Qiu Yuandi alone catches the ball from Yang Jiyang. "Hey, don't tell me, that must be a stab at the tiger."

"Hey! Look at these two weapons."

"This idea throws bricks in and makes me crawl; the other idea says to throw a cigarette and let me take a sip to raise my spirits. An old lady has a good heart, kind heart, and tears came out. Lie on the side and yelled to me: "Child, give you a pen. If you have anything, please write it down first!"

"Pump."

"Hahaha."

"This is for him to leave his last words."

Yu Qianhua: "Oh, this old lady is really interesting."

The enemy is far away from the enemy

Xiao Yunhai: "Listen to this chaos! No one came out to organize the organization. Even if a temporary rescue team is set up first!"

"So how can it be in time?"

"Does it work to throw this fruit knife or walking stick?"

"These two weapons almost beat a tiger."

Jiedi does not hate Kusun Academy

Jie Di Bu Qiu Ku Sun Academy refers to Ke Gang 　 　 　 　 is the masterpiece of the previous life Jiang Kun and Tang Jie, appeared in the Spring Festival Gala that year, the quality is absolutely multiplied, just need to see the skills of the cross talk actors.

"The tiger is being lazy, what am I doing, I stabbed the tiger with a walking stick?"

"Hey, don't tell me, you must poke the tiger."

"Besides the old man, what do you look at? Look at you throwing a stick here."

"Where?"

"Throwing the tiger's **** behind! I'll grab the tiger's tail when I have enough!"

"Ouch, don't move around!"

Jie far away from the ghost ship Chayougu Youyugang

"Thinking about it, I can’t mess around. I have responded to the old lady’s words. While my head is still clear, let me leave a few words first! I am also a big man. It’s a fortune-telling to say that I am a year old and I have a scene. Difficult, my birthday is over the first few days, and I am beautiful myself!"

"Hidden the disaster!"

"If I think about it today, it's probably based on the lunar calendar."

"Pump."

"Hahaha."

At this time, the audience could no longer laugh.

Sun Xuezhanyue's Secret Point

This joke is a masterpiece of Jiang Kun and Tang Jie in previous lives. It was shown in the Spring Festival Gala that year. The quality is absolutely multiplied. It just depends on the skills of the cross talk actors.

Although Xiao Yunhai had never studied cross talk, his mouth was sharp and his body was full of humorous cells, so he was able to perform with ease.

Xiao Yunhai: "This is called hiding from the fifteenth day of the first day of the new year. I want to leave a few words to blame my mother."

Yu Qianhua: "Why is this hindering your mother?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Look at me, you guys next to me are quite tall. Take a measuring tape and measure it to 1.75 meters."

Yu Qianhua: "1.75 meters, it's already high enough!"

Xiao Yunhai: "What's the height? I wear high heels for those who engage with me. I am a block taller. If I have a partner, can I just watch the tigers here on Sunday?"

Yu Qianhua: "Why can't you come then?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Why can't you? You let the guy who got the object talk about it, if you get the object, on Sunday, who won't work at the mother-in-law's house?"

Hue Kedi Bu Fang Sunqiu

Yu Qianhua: "Is that so?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Is that right? Let me tell you that our second child has a partner. Since they have been a partner, the mother-in-law's family no longer hires a nanny!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, do you want to be the nanny?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Being a babysitter is a bit tiring. It's not life-threatening. You can't touch a big tiger. We can still fall in love after we finish our work. Do you have a visit to the zoo when you fall in love? What are you talking about there? It’s delicious. What do you smell the zoo, you smell ~lightnovelpub.net~ bashful stench, this smell, talk about how it affects emotions!"

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'm going, I can be regarded as a suit of Emperor Yun."

"It's so funny. Yunhuang should be a comedian."

Xiao Yunhai's talent for funny has been brought into full play in this comic dialogue.

The ground is unreasonable and the ball is cold after receiving the moon

"Awesome, this kid is too amazing." Wang Guoan said: "Except for Guo Gang and several other cross talk masters, the younger generation, I really haven't seen Yunhai's amazing people."

Sun Yanjun sighed and said, "He is the kind of person who was born for art. God is so kind to him."

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