"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'll go, that's all right."

Wu Yifa said: "You didn't bite it, right"

Wang Siyu said in a tone that was reasonable with Wu Yifa: "If it doesn't bite me, can I bite him first, then I won't ignore it!"

Wu Yifa gave a thumbs up and said: "Atmosphere! Serve the dog with virtue!"

As soon as this burden came out, everyone laughed and fell together.

To reason with the dog, to convince the dog with virtue, laughs to death.

Wang Siyu suddenly cried: "Husband, you said that if one day we are gone, how lonely the child is in the world alone!"

Wu Yifa comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, you can't take the baby with us when we leave."

"Hahaha."

Wang Siyu scolded: "You lack the heart! Ah! You see people praise other husbands! They all say that your husband is really capable, your husband is really promising, your husband is really talented, praise me, your husband is really good!

"Pump."

"Hahaha."

"Such praise is really not good."

Soon, the phone rang.

After Wu Yifa connected, Xiao Yunhai's voice came over.

"Hey is Dad"

"Who is so polite!"

"I am your future child, and I will travel through time and space from 2042 to see your two elders."

Wang Siyu said angrily: "A liar! You can starve yourself to death if you cheat like this."

At this moment, Xiao Yunhai suddenly showed his head from a TV made of a cardboard box and shouted, "Dad!"

Wu Yifa said: "Don't! Ancestor! Except for my daughter-in-law, you can take any valuables in the house!"

Wang Siyu tremblingly pointed to the TV and said: "Especially the TV. I won't dare to watch it if you don't take it away!"

After speaking, Wang Siyu fainted.

"Ah! Wife! Wife!"

Wu Yifa was shocked, looking at Xiao Yunhai and said, "Didn't I let you hide it in the refrigerator!"

"Didn't I have a cold in the refrigerator?"

"Then you can't come out from the TV, you see you scared my wife."

Xiao Yunhai argued: "Isn't it more transcendental to come out of TV?"

Wu Yifa said angrily: "You are pretending to be a four grandson here."

Xiao Yunhai tit-for-tat: "The Emperor Ama is cold in the refrigerator too"

The two people's questions and answers made the audience laugh.

"Oh, I'll go and cross over from the TV. It's so interesting."

"Through, see Traverse again. Yunhuang is the originator of Traverse drama, it's so fun."

At this time, Wang Siyu woke up, and Xiao Yunhai quickly said, "Mom! Don't be afraid! I am the child in your stomach."

Wang Siyu said: "I believe it! You can wear it back first."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Don't do it, mother! I finally passed through."

Wang Siyu fainted again.

Wu Yifa quickly awakened her and Xiao Yunhai said, "Mom! For thirty years, I have been looking for the starting point of life. The purpose of my trip is to see what kind of great woman can nurture me. "

Wang Siyu cried and said, "Unexpectedly conceived."

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa rolled his eyes and said, "Oh. Well, you said you are my son, what is your name?

what"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad, you start right now, what do you think my name is."

Wu Yifa thought for a while and said, "Eyes!"

Xiao Yunhai was unhappy, and said, "Dad! Think twice, every rash decision you make is related to my future. Give me a personal name."

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa said: "Just eyeballs!"

Xiao Yunhai took out his ID card and said, "Mom, my ID card!"

Wang Siyu said, "Deng's eyeballs!"

Wu Yifa slapped his thigh and said, "It's my son! I didn't run!"

When the plot is here, the performance of the three is getting better.

Wang Siyu asked, "Son, tell mom what the future looks like in our family."

Xiao Yunhai boasted, "My dad in the future is amazing. He is a big entrepreneur."

Wang Siyu asked suspiciously, "Really."

Wu Yifa, who was next to him, raised his head, showing a terrific expression.

Wang Siyu said happily: "Husband, you really didn't disappoint me."

Wu Yifa snorted, and said vigorously, "Hey. I have repeatedly emphasized that why a woman can take the world if she breaks her trust!"

After speaking, he slapped the gown a few times and put on a stinky pose.

The audience laughed again.

Wang Siyu said, "Son, what kind of work do you do now?"

Xiao Yunhai's face was dumbfounded, he touched his nose, turned his head to look at Wu Yifa, and said softly, "Ah, Dad didn't discuss it before."

Wu Yifa twisted his nose and said, "What are you discussing? Just talk casually. Your mother doesn't know anyway."

Xiao Yunhai hesitated and said: "I rub the ash, and gather the ash. I do research on the human epidermis."

Wang Siyu said with a surprised look: "Oh, I'm a medical practitioner."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said, "Human epidermis dirtology!"

"Ay Ya I gi."

"Haha, I'm so ridiculous, I also studied the human epidermis."

"Human Epidermal Dirtology, isn't it just taking a bath?"

"This sketch is really great."

Wang Siyu said: "Oh, Mom Bai has listened to you so much prenatal music."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head quickly, and said, "It's not for nothing. Every time I remove the dirt, I play a drum kit for someone."

Xiao Yunhai imitated the sound of a drum set with his mouth, played a melody, and said, "Okay, brother. Look at the cards!"

When Wu Yifa heard it, he immediately pushed him.

Xiao Yunhai reacted immediately and explained: "That, the first card, which means the chief of the band, the first card."

Wang Siyu nodded and said, "Oh my god, scared me, I thought he was taking a bath."

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'm going to laugh at me."

Wu Yifa said: "My son is both civil and martial artist, follow me!"

Wang Siyu said happily: "Husband, you are awesome!"

Xiao Yunhai said, "He is great mainly because he has a good buddy by his side."

Wang Siyu agreed very much and said, "Good buddies are too important. Your dad is not successful now, because he was dragged down by good buddies, especially Hao Jian."

Xiao Yunhai's expression changed, and he was stunned.

"Woo

"

The audience laughed and roared.

Xiao Yunhai said tentatively, "Isn't Uncle Hao Jian my dad's best buddy?"

Wu Yifa hurriedly said: "Wife~lightnovelpub.net~ I am not allowed to provoke the feelings between my buddy and me."

Wang Siyu said in a bewildered voice: "Didn't you say it yourself? He said that he felt like vomiting when he saw Hao Jian. He also said that Hao Jianchang looks like a person, but he never did anything. Your dad also said, "P;p;;

Wu Yifa interrupted her quickly and said, "Go, isn't there half a cucumber left in the refrigerator? Let the children stir four dishes."

"Pump."

"Hahaha."

"Half a cucumber stir-fried four dishes, which Yun Huang thought of it."

"The Emperor Yun is the Emperor Yun, and the sketches written are really great."

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai looked at Wu Yifa, sneered and said: "Your family is entertaining guests

People are very extravagant! "

The audience laughed again.