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"I, I don't have much meat, and the bones are tough, not suitable, really not suitable."

The little fat man anxiously sweated to explain.

"It doesn't matter, it can be boiled into bone soup, which is nutritious and delicious." Lin Lang shook his little fat man, made a salivating appearance, and continued to intimidate the cute little boy.

"What on earth are you willing to let me go?" The little fat man cried, and the bun's face squeezed his eyes into a slit, which looked very funny, "Sister, good sister, I am such a small, whole body There are not a few pounds or two of meat on the top and bottom, it is not enough for you to stuff your teeth, so why not? "

"No, I like the feeling of stuffing your teeth, and it's very enjoyable to pick."

"..."

This awesome answer is losing.

Situ Feisheng is inexcusable and wants to lie down directly.

Lin Lang grabbed his hand and sent it to his mouth under the terrified sight of the other party.

"Zi--"

"Ah! It's dead! It hurts! You venomous old demon, you're so small, you can't talk, don't be afraid of thunder and thunder! If the little master becomes a ghost, the first thing that comes back is to bite your throat "Situ Fei twisted her small round face like a dough ball and snarled in pain.

"Huh? Old lady?"

A playful voice reached his ears.

Soft things licked his fingers.

Situ Fei howled, staring at the woman in front of him.

A bit of a bite took place on the index finger, and a drop of blood came out. She leaned down and swept the tip of her bright tongue gently, while also slanting her slender eyebrows, looking at him with a smile.

Situ Fei shuddered, and a fine current rushed into his bones.

Being molested ...

Obscene ...

Blame ...

I wipe, even if the little master is cute, she can't play this rogue!

I didn't even let the little fart kid go!

metamorphosis! Scum! Pedophile!

In Stuart's mind, there was a group of grass and mud horses jumping happily.

"Let's talk, little fellow, how do you bite the deity's throat?" Lin Lang pulled the moire collar hand in hand. After the black hair was pulled away, the snow-like thin neck was incredibly delicate.

"Goodong--"

The sound of swallowing was particularly loud.

No, he must stand firm and must not be fooled by this woman!

How to say that he is also a magnificent 21st-century college student, a socialist successor who is rooted in Miao Hong, and he believes in scientific atheism.

"Why, don't you dare?" Lin Lang's eyes circulated, like a splash of red after the spring flowers, "But it's just a swindler who can play tricks on his lips, and he also said what to do to return to revenge. Are you going to laugh and die?"

Situ Fei felt that this young lady was too arrogant and it was time for her to take a good look at her skills.

"Oh--"

He threw himself up like a wolf, his two chubby hands hung on Lin Lang's neck with great effort, and his carrot-like short legs were still hanging in mid-air. Once the woman's slim waist was hugged, she gnawed on.

Don't really say that his glutinous white teeth came in handy. The woman's neck was bitten by a small blood hole. Sweet, he couldn't help but lick it a few times.

This old tofu is so delicious!

"How about, now you see the master's power? Don't underestimate the little fat man!" Situ was proud, and unconsciously moved his mantra.

"Awesome, really awesome." Lin Lang smiled, "I didn't expect you to want to be a slave to this deity? Seeing you are so hard-working, the deity reluctantly accepts you. In the future, I will serve tea and pour water and spread the quilt. The bed warmer will be given to you. "

"Wait, when did Master tell you to be a slave? Are you still in bed? You want to abuse child labor!"

He was so scared that his small eyes stared into huge brass bells.

It's a pity, he couldn't play this devil at all!

"Do you think that the blood of the deity is so easily stained?" Lin Lang squinted at him, casually arrogant, "Do you feel that your body is hot? That is the normal reaction of the contract. Only the deity has taken a drop of your blood and laid it down. Branding, no matter if you escape to the end of the world, the deity has a way to find you out. "

"I'm going, you, you, you are a scam! You broke the law!" Situ Fei almost vomited blood for three liters. He was down for eight lifetimes of blood mold. Why did he meet such a deep-minded, insidious and cunning female hooligan? ?

"I'm breaking the law? Don't you know, here, the deity is Wang Fa."

Lin Lang's fingers were bent, and he caught the little face of the male fan pink, like pulling cotton, dragging it to the side, satisfied to hear him breathing a cool breath, "Remember, from today, from now on From now on, you, the dog, are the servants of the deity. I have to do what you want, can you hear clearly? "

"They are not doggies!"

Situ Fei, who thought he had grasped the key point, said arrogantly that the cheeks were round like mochi.

"People are famous!"

"Oh, what's your name?"

"Situ's sect, situ's sect, extraordinary sect! Situ sect, lord's name!" He said draggingly.

"Oh, that line, the deity remembers it."

Lin Lang waved his hand, "I'm a little tired today, Situ Goto, please go back first!"

Situ Fei: "..."

He has a mother's criticism that I don't know what to say.

The next day at dawn, Situ Fei was still asleep, and his consciousness was still dim, and his shoulders were pushed by someone, "Hey, doggy, wake up, dawn, we are going to work!"

Situ Fei suddenly opened his eyes.

He was still sleeping in the narrow, dark room, and it was the little dwarf with the missing front teeth that awakened him.

He touched the sweat on his head, it turned out that everything last night was just a dream.

False alarm.

Fortunately, it was just a dream, otherwise he confusedly signed the contract of sale, thinking about the end of being enslaved by the old lady, he would tremble!

Situ Fei couldn't help being cold and remembered his last night's arrogance. He hated his teeth, and he was so teased for the first time in his life.

"Hum, you're lucky, it's just a dream. If you really let the young man meet you, you have to beat you all to find your teeth!" He waved his fist in a gesture.

"Oh, are you going to beat the deity to find teeth?"

A black head suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Oh my mother is a ghost!"

Situ Fei was bluffed and jumped, hitting the hard kang with a "snap", and his teeth hurt and he grinned.

The little pink face was completely white, and the three souls directly lost the seven souls.

The ambitious ambitions that were finally set up were as miserable as the ball poked.

Lin Lang's legs were hooked and hung upside down on the beam, his black hair almost dropped to the ground. Her face was white and flawless, and even in the dark room, she had a jade-like luster, which was in sharp contrast with her bright hair.

"Don't the deity have such a good look?" Lin Lang took up the flaming lips, "Little fat man, I think you really want to be the deity's dessert?"

The evil spirits are entangled, and Situ Fei feels that he has no future.

"No, I mean, ah, no, I mean, your master is as beautiful as the ghosts in those words, Liu Mei and red lips, they are very exciting when you play. This is not because you are so beautiful By the way, when I was in a dream, I did n’t react. Just talk nonsense, you should n’t be surprised! "

People under the eaves have to bow their heads.

Situ Fei, who wanted to live, starred in the role of a small follower for a second, flattering his face flatteringly.

"It's almost the same." Lin Lang was satisfied and rewarded a small chestnut in his forehead.

"Oh hey, it hurts!"

Situ Fei cried while covering his head, "I'm just a baby, can't you just tap it?"

It may be that Lin Lang has always been smiling, not angry, and Situ Fei has become fat, and complained in a small voice, "You can go to practice the golden bell cover iron shirt."

The dead boy turned and scolded her.

"Snapped--"

Lin Lang got started and gave another slap.

The little fat man touched the slap mark on his face, not worrying about the pain, and said in shock, "You actually understand? Are you wearing it?"

Lin Lang raised her eyebrows and did not speak.

Situ Fei looked at this small expression, there was a play, absolutely there was a play, and it was deeply frozen.

"Hey, fellow, the king covered the ground tiger!"

"Daoyou, I call you, do you dare to agree?"

"Being a man without dreams is no different from salted fish."

After speaking Cantonese, he glanced at Lin Lang and found that the other party still had no reaction.

Is it an international friend who crosses ethnic borders?

"Hello? Savadika? Crying you dig together? Smecta? Salang Hey?"

Lin Lang blinked at him.

Situ Fei was not afraid of her now, shaking Lin Lang's shoulder hard.

"What are you talking about?"

"Say what?"

"I just said the golden bell cover iron shirt, and then you hit me, you understand, right?"

"I don't understand." Lin Lang lied without changing his face.

"Then why did you slap me in the face?" He was angry.

It was painful to be slapped in the face, did she know that she was destroying the delicate flowers of the motherland!

"Just like it if you like it."

"Wo ... day!"

He wanted to raise his middle finger, and Bai was happy.

Situ Fei really has even strangled Lin Lang's heart, but he is just a short winter melon with short hands and short legs. However, it is not too late for the gentleman to take revenge for ten years. When he grows up, he must kill this **** with his own hands and kill the world!

"Why, angry?" Lin Lang touched his furry head.

"Don't touch me, you old lady who plays with a boy's heart!" The little fat man sulked his cheeks and fell asleep, and rolled up the quilt to cover himself.

"How did the deity play with the boy's heart?"

"You not only bit me, beat me, you also lied to my innocent feelings! You are a scum! Scum!" He was grieved and angry.

Lin Lang hugged his shoulders with his hands, his feet hanging around the beams, "Playing is pro, scolding is love, and love and scolding is true love. You see, little fat man, this deity can like you."

"Then you give me a try?"

The little fat man pulled down the sheets, exposing a pair of bright and shining eyes.

Ghost spirit essence, it turned out to be her words here.

Really careful.

"You can do it if you want, but not everyone can touch it, and you have to pay a price. So, if you are my loyal servant, the deity will give you a discount." She broke her finger. Count carefully, "In fact, not much, just for me to cook for fifty years, make a bed for fifty years, sing a song for fifty years, and wash my feet for 50 years ..."

Situ Fei: "..."

Don't look at his long tenderness and think he is cheating!

"How? Would you like to fight?" Lin Lang grinned and smiled.

Situ Fei exhaled, "Okay! It's a word!"

Lin Lang thought, this mouse is a bit bold.

Under her gaze, the little fat man raised his hand aggressively.

"Snapped--"

He simply shook his face.

"I killed you little fat man, how can I bargain with the master?" Situ Fei looked up at Lin Lang with a loyal and honest look. "Master, I will teach you a good little boy, hey, You do n’t have to do anything, you will do the little things for small things. "

"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Call your mouth cheap! Call your hands cheap! Call your mind wandering!"

"Pap! Pap! Papap!"

He also played a rhythm.

"Poof—"

Lin Lang could not help but bend his eyebrows into a crescent moon.

She thought to herself, this little fat dun is so fun.

Situ Fei opened his eyes and sneaked a sneak peep.

He thought to himself that this old witch was really pretty smiling.