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Olympus is a city in the clouds, belonging to the gods of heaven and earth. It is tall and majestic, winding thousands of cities, the ray of light is lingering, and string music is bursting, making countless believers fascinated.

In order to further bathe the divine light of the gods, people often go to the narrow and peaceful valley without hesitation.

Although the valley is not large, it is very lush. From time to time, a few milky white deer slumped to their feet. They are not afraid of life, they will only open a pair of blank deer eyes, and then use the fluffy short horns to kiss the human legs intimately, as if they are talking to them intimately.

The ever-decreasing vegetation, lively and sensitive animals, this is the place where God lives, people are very confirmed in the pilgrimage over and over.

On this day, the long-awaited believers heard the misty music from the clouds, and their expressions were very excited.

"It's God! It's God!"

"Oh, what a beautiful music!"

First, people warmly touted a pass, but could not wait to say their wishes, hoping to get a response from God.

"God, please wash my soul!"

"God, keep the darkness away!"

At first it was a normal style of painting, but later it developed into-

"God, please bless my wife to be gentle, at least don't beat your **** when beating!"

"God, please bless my brother to marry early!"

"God ..."

"Ah-"

God sneezed.

"Mother, what's wrong with you?"

The little boy in his arms protruded his head, his soft silver hair was carefully braided, and the tip of the hair just fell to his shoulders, and a small wave curled up slightly. He was looking up at him with his face up, his slender neck like a crisp bud, as if he could fold the child without paying attention.

The little pink cheeks, short small body, looks like five or six years old, delicate and small.

It is precisely this appearance of weakness and deceitfulness that the eleven main gods of Olympus have been deceived and miserable.

To say that the only devil that the little devil hasn't tricked, there is only his own mother.

His mother goddess is one of the twelve gods, Aphrodite, born in the foam of the ocean, has the most beautiful appearance and the most graceful posture, and is in charge of gods, human love and marriage.

The little Eros looked at the face of the mother **** curiously.

Every time I go to the Valley of the Gods to play the piano, the mother **** will always show an endless expression of melancholy.

Can Lin Lang be melancholic?

Who asked her to bet this time on losing to Emperor Oujun late, having bad luck, and actually got a perfect incarnation of Greek mythology!

Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, all of her body is beautiful, and every hair silk reveals the aura of "the old lady is peerless".

In order to act well as the hostess, Lin Lang forced himself into a little fairy who only drank dew and clouds. Everyone in the world became a matchmaker, and he needed to build a good foundation for the masses. Every time Lin Lang went out, from the body to the soul, every cell and pore exuded a scent of resistance—who is Eros versatile? From time to time, she has to play a violin, play a flute and dance a few happy dances!

What is even worse is that there are always goddesses who are not convinced by the name of the **** of love and beauty. Seeing her stunned is to make a few hundred strokes from head to toe. There is no time for three days and two nights.

Especially Hera and Athena.

Since the Golden Apple incident, these two goddesses of power have expressed their opinions on her boss, and they always want to engage her in catching things.

Lin Lang wanted to die.

Of course, if it is nothing more, Lin Lang feels that she can still be a thousand-year-old king of green beans for her younger sister.

But this world is so fucking!

It is normal that none of the gods around her is on the way to be a stallion, or to be a stallion reserve grain.

Day by day, the waves can't bear to look directly.

As a god, you have few lovers and are embarrassed to go out with people.

Lin Lang's appearance is unique, and it is the best of all the gods, attracting a large number of suitors, the brother is a minister under her skirt, and the father of the gods Zeus also showed her love under the stars.

Her manners are at stake.

"Ugh--"

Lin Lang sighed again.

She missed her European Emperor's sister, what fun is there for a group of men.

It's a pity that God's life is long, and she doesn't have enough points to squander at will, otherwise Lin Lang has long been out of this **** plot of gods.

Why did the mother **** sigh again?

Is it because the believer's too many wishes annoy the mother goddess?

Little Eros guessed that he stretched out his soft white arms and hugged the mother ’s white rose-shaped neck. "Mother, you do n’t have to worry. My new weapon is ready. Lose will perform the duties of human love and marriage for you! "

The little guy thinks that the mother goddess is too kind. He has to hesitate to think about each time he meets those who are in love. He always considers various factors.

Hey, no.

Is n’t love all crazy and blind?

Of course, in the presence of his weak and kind mother, little Eros will never admit to her tempting little devil's thoughts-what a favor for a too smooth relationship! It's not fun at all!

"Eros, how many times have you said, don't always bury your head in the mother god's chest."

The other person lifted a snow shell-like flawless arm, pinched the thin back neck skin, and skillfully lifted the little guy away.

I saw the boy's small body sliding down the woman's silky skirt.

"Snapped!"

The little **** broke up a fluffy cloud.

Innocent Yun cried, and it finally said that it was a marshmallow!

This little villain!

"Ouch, my **** stock! It's so hurt by the cloud!"

Instead, the little Eros scattered.

cloud:"……"

Yuck, shameless!

Little Eros crying fakely covering her face, hey, why didn't you respond?

The little guy spread his little fingers, revealing a slit to his eyes, and secretly peeping into the mother's reaction.

Well, his goddess didn't give him the slightest eye, and his fingers were light, playing with the golden harp, as if the time was still.

It's so cold!

The little guy complained in his heart, still stopped sobbing, and listened quietly to the performance of the mother goddess.

The low tone sounds like weeping.

I don't know when, the little guy sneaked in quietly and climbed up to her knees in an extremely sophisticated way.

Play scratching her hair.

The melancholy goddess ignores him as usual.

Little Eros's eyes rolled.

"Huh--"

"Slap ---"

"Tap-tap--"

The sinful little paw presses in disorder.

"Eros, what are you doing?" The beautiful **** lowered his face. "That's how the mother **** taught you? Can you interrupt at will when others are playing?"

Little Eros disagreed, with a little pink face on her face, and said cunningly, "But this kind of thick and dumb music is not good at all!"

Lin Lang wanted to say that your little child knows how to fart, and the old lady played so violently just to vent specifically!

Touching the clear silver eyes of the little boy, Lin Lang touched the few consciences left on her chest, and then thought of her true goodness and beauty, who did not eat the fireworks on the earth, smiled softly, and slowly said, "You are still small, naturally cannot Understand this taste. When you grow up, with the girl you like, you will appreciate it. "

Little Eros blinked and blinked, his long eyelashes resembled the wings of a butterfly, and they were fluffy and soft.

The surface is innocent and the back is full of bad water.

The girl you like?

Huh, it's impossible.

Those delicate and weak girls who still cry ... How can it be fun to bully others.

In order to cope with the mother's "eager gaze", the playful little Eros pretends to be very serious and nods, just like the chick pecks the rice, especially clever.

When it comes to pretending to be prettier, the little Eros called a masterless teacher in front of Lin Lang, which caused many Olympus goddesses to grieve. Why can't this beautiful little angel smile at them obediently? They were much more gentle and cordial than his cold, stern mother, and at least they couldn't say anything to Eros, the flower-like delicate face.

Lin Lang is not used to children, and if Eros is in trouble, she will never be light.

The strange thing is that the little Eros is more and more attached to her.

The silver-haired boy lies softly on her arm, "When the goddess, when did Eros grow up?"

Lin Lang snorted, deliberately teasing him, "Why, my little Eros is so looking forward to growing up? The goddess remembers a few days ago, who said that he wants to be a little one forever, and wants the goddess to be able Just hold it. "

Little Eros pouted her berry-like ruddy mouth, and he was very wronged. "But Apollo, the abominable big guy, he laughed at Eros as a child, so Eros don't always run with a bow and arrow!"

Lin Lang appeased him, "He just loves to talk a little bit more. You are my little **** of love, and not an ordinary human child. How can you compare? Besides, your arrows are taught by the mother goddess, Is it worse than his?

Just a few words made the little guy's mood bright again. His small face was rendered in red, and his eyes were full of admiration.

Little Eros, with one hand on her cheek, asked innocently, "Mother, what do you think Eros will look like when he grows up? Is he tall and has long hair—" The little guy is not ashamed Pointing to his lower body, he excitedly spoke, "There is a big one here, stronger than all gods!"

"..."

Lin Lang had no choice but to care forehead.

In this special age of gods, **** / love and desire are open.

Even if he is a child with a mental state, Eros should understand, and what he should not understand is clear.

"probably."

Lin Lang could only smile at his old mother's love.

Eros was happy and asked her again and again, "When will I really grow up?"

This question is beyond the outline.

When Lin Lang passed through, he was an adult Aphrodite, and the surrounding spirits were basically in the same state.

As little as Eros grew up, Olympus really has few exceptions-it should be said that in her observations, Eros is the only exception.

According to the general development, the growth period of the gods is actually very short, and some gods only step into the blink of an eye when they enter the youth.

Therefore, Lin Lang did not know how to deal with this matter.

But as an all-round old mother who knows everything, can she show her cowardice in front of children?

Naturally cannot.

Lin Lang can only come up with his own set of unfavorable coaxing Dafa, very softly fiddle with the little angel's silver hair braid.

"When the time comes, your body will be awakened by a wonderful feeling. It will clearly tell you what you want."

Little Eros shook his head and bit his little finger, "I don't understand."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand." The mother's laughter was soft, like a clear stream flowing through her heart. "Eros, you only need to follow your heart."

——She is also fooling anyway.

Eros hugged the mother god's arm and shook and shook it, as if feeling unpleasant, and rubbed her wrist several times with a small face.

He focused on his head, "Well, Eros listens to the mother goddess!"

When little Eros got up, not many people could resist his aura of little angels.

Lin Lang is so rare that he is ready to take him to the world for a trip.

Little Eros was so excited that her voice was dumb. "Are you really going to play with Eros?"

Lin Lang squeezed his pointed little ears, "All said, play is a reward, and there are conditions. Did n’t you just say that you need to share the grief for the mother goddess and perform the duties of the mother goddess? promise you."

The little boy snapped the gem on his chest. "The goddess is assured, Eros must work hard!"

After a few days, Lin Lang ordered the goddess of time to guard the palace, and then took the little Eros across the sea of ​​clouds and arrived at the world.

The place of landing was a wide and beautiful valley, close to a small city-state, and occasionally saw the figures of some herb collectors, not far from the fenced pastures, and the lively laughter of children could be heard from afar, as crisp Golden bell.

Lin Lang took Eros's small hand and walked while giving him the rules of the popular science.

It's a pity that this master is a patient with ADHD and can't rest for a while, usually walking, the little guy's **** puckered, the butterfly in front of him went away, and then ran back with sweat and holding hands to give her treasure , "Mother, look, this is a golden butterfly! It is as beautiful as your blond hair!"

Aphrodite is a beautiful blond blonde, and Eros is naturally a love house and a bird. When she encounters something that is the same as the color of her hair and eyes, she must always show her interest.

Lin Lang's fingertips lightly touched the edge of the butterfly's wings, and gold powder surged with it, which was so beautiful.

Butterflies fluttered around her wrists.

Eros patted his little hands red, "Butterflies look good! Mother God looks better!"

Lin Lang teased the butterfly for a while before letting it go.

"Okay, you have enough rest, let us continue our journey, okay?"

The little Eros is naturally from her.

He trot all the way and slammed into the arms of Eros with a sweet smile.

Lin Lang can only hug him.

When passing by a stream, the little guy fell into trouble again, and then carefully lifted the snow white skirt of the mother goddess to prevent the stream from getting wet.

Although such a trivial matter can be done with a single spell, Lin Lang still affirmed the love of the little Eros and smiled at him without hesitation.

In this warm time, an untimely sound was inserted.

"Moo--"

There were low, hoarse animal calls nearby, like the sound of a bull.

The playful little love god's eyes lit up and he rushed over.

Lin Lang stepped on the slippery pebbles barefoot and followed behind the little Eros.

It was indeed a milky white bull with shiny white fur, small horns like works of art, and a crescent-shaped silver birthmark embedded in the forehead. This situation is as beautiful as an idyllic picture-if you ignore the bull crotch / down girl.

Oh, this **** mythical world.

Lin Lang's mouth twitched, covering the eyes of Little Eros very quickly.

"... Mother God?"

The little guy raised a doubtful tone in his mouth.

The snow-white bull heard the sound, and Moo twisted his head, and the light brown eyes showed surprise.

It moved away from the girl's body, and his hoof flicked into a handsome and handsome white-haired man.

"My most beloved Aphrodite, what are you doing here? Did you come to me specially?"

Hearing the familiar voice, the little Eros ripped off the palm of the mother goddess. Lin Lang did not refuse this time.

"Why are you?"

Little Eros showed a disgusted expression, and unkindly confessed to this romantic king, "You are tired of flying in the sky, so you can play underground instead? Your taste is really changeable!"

The queen Hera was jealous and repeatedly angered Zeus ’s little lover, forcing the man to have to take this action and become an animal and a beautiful woman.

Zeus choked on him, could not help coughing, and touched his nose, but did not reprimand him.

You should know that Eros is a clear stream in God Realm. Whoever makes him unhappy will be able to avenge you on the spot.

Last time, he flirted with a few words of Aphrodite. The little guy didn't care about anything for three hundred years, so he raised a group of little bats to stare at him. Zeus happily went to the night party beauties, but the beauties did not arrive, but instead made Hera half dead.

Nevertheless, in Zeus' long series of hundred beautiful lovers, Lin Lang has not been on the list, which makes Zeus frustrated and her desire for her is even stronger.

Once, Zeus turned into a little cuckoo, wet with rain, and pitifully pecked at the palace window with his beak, hoping the hostess would pity him.

Lin Lang is not fooled by him.

You know that Hera also caught his trick. Seeing the pitiful little cuckoo, she put it on her chest to keep her warm. As a result, her life cooked mature rice, which was directly tragic.

At that time, the little Eros was also present. He smiled and made Lin Lang stand still. He took off the bow and arrow around his waist. He smiled sweetly, and swallowed three arrows.

In the end, he had to fly away.

Since then, the little **** of love hated the birds and animals, so when choosing a god, he uncharacteristically avoided popular races such as swans, eagles, and peacocks. Unexpectedly, he chose a reputation. Not good, even the brutal and ruthless cold-blooded snake family.

Little Eros picked a proud little golden snake because it was closest to the color of the mother goddess.

When the goddess of the little golden snake merged with the bow and arrow and became his new weapon, the little **** of love would shout Lin Lang to name the golden snake.

Out of some bad taste, Lin Lang was evil and took the name "Arrow".

Well, after all, the cheap name is better supported, she deserved to think about it.

The puzzled little guys all smiled happily.

At this time, Lin Lang glanced at the sleeping girl, who was all blue and purple, but there was a satisfied smile on the corner of her mouth.

"..."

This animal love is too exciting.

Lin Lang's mouth moved slightly, and Youyou spit out a word, "... my sun."

The little Eros followed Lin Lang for thousands of years and was very familiar with some of the civilized curse of the mother goddess, so she smiled and said: "I am the grass."

As a goddess fan of the goddess, how can I do without a vocabulary? ! He has studied a lot of civilized swear words very seriously!

Lin Lang: "Eros, have you seen the bark of the tree?"

Little Eros: "Mother God, I saw that even the eggs on the tree were broken, so pitiful, woo!"

He was crying with a small face.

Zeus: "..."

Hey, is he shameless?

Fortunately, the **** king was accustomed to the big winds and waves. He calmed down and waved his hands at will. The grass grew flexible vines, hiding the naked / naked sleeping girl, like a cocoon.

After doing all this, the white-haired beautiful man came up with a smile on his lips.

"Aphrodite, you haven't said, why did you come here? Could it be that I knew my trace and deliberately—"

There is no such thing as a so-called rhythm. Lin Lang has seen it very lightly and said, "Sorry, your divine light has not been opened. I don't know that this is your place. I and Eros This leaves, please feel free. "

"and many more--"

Zeus said in a low voice, and said seriously, "Aphrodite, I have something to explain to you. Come with me."

Lin Lang rolled her eyes.

This bad old man is bad.

The biggest "important thing" in the mouth of Merry God King is to flirt with the goddesses, but since the other party sent an invitation in the name of God King, Lin Lang was not easy to refuse, so he nodded perfunctoryly and said to her son , "Eros, the goddess' mission card has been given to you for custody, you should go and perform the mission now."

Eros was reluctant, "Are n’t you going with me? This is my first time doing a mission!"

He stared at Zeus, staring at Zeus, turning his head straight to his guilty conscience.

Because of his passion for Lin Lang, Zeus was not relieved.

Eros walked sullenly, his little feet kicking the stones beside the road.

The little Eros decided that he would let his Bat Killer Legion return to Olympus, unite the diva Hera, and see him dying to death Zeus, the big bad guy who seduce his mother **** everywhere! ! !

After a false smile, Lin Lang finally got rid of Zeus' obsessive gaze.

She also decided that there might be a **** disaster in the near future and she should not go out.

The **** king is the **** king, Zeus's salted pig hands are different from ordinary gods-it is really too hard to avoid!

In order not to disgust herself, Lin Lang's eyes were indifferent. At the same time, she looked forward to the Queen Junwan's kindness and riding a colorful auspicious cloud to rescue her from the sea of ​​suffering!

Lin Lang was looking forward to the handsome and handsome posture of the younger sister, while picking up her poor little Eros, and finally came out. The result was that she was halfway pigeon, and the little guy was uncomfortable. Lin Lang thinks about the act of rogues in the small things on weekdays, and is ready to face all kinds of "cutting the land to pay compensation".

As a result, this little thing turned out to smile at her?

"Mother, you are here!"

He opened his small arms and asked her to hug.

Lin Lang knew that he was justified, and he lowered his arms around the little Eros and pretended to ask casually, "You look very happy?"

Would n’t she hide what she did, right?

At this point, the little Eros completely followed Lin Lang, blushing and panting when she was in trouble.

Until the East Window incident, you do n’t know what a shocking thing this kid did!

The ghost's hiding is tight, I don't know if it's an undercover agent!

Little Eros frowned, "Yes! Eros never knew that it was such a good thing to help others!"

"……is it?"

Lin Langhu looked at him suspiciously. Can the little demon who has been wild for thousands of years still be able to correct evil?

This is more unreliable than the colorful auspicious clouds that are expected to be late!

"In short, Eros has accomplished your task perfectly and perfectly. You need to hurt me a lot!" He said with a snort.

Lin Lang patted his wriggling little buttocks, "Walk around, sit tight, if you fall down and fall on the ground, it will not look good. The goddess does not want you."

Little Eros was suddenly nervous, holding her arms around Lin Lang's neck, and the pitiful little appearance made her endure.

"Little fool, scaring you."

Eros grinned again, grabbing her blond hair and playing.

However, it turned out that she shouldn't be too worried about the little devil.

One day, Lin Lang, who was living an elegant old-age life, lay in a special rocking chair, and the warm sunlight made her sleepy. The goddess of order carried a heavy skirt and hurriedly rushed across the hall of the Rose Palace, and finally found the hostess in a secluded corner. She blushed anxiously, "God, it's not good, something happened! Please go to the Palace of Mirrors! "

In Olympus, only the twelve gods are qualified to own the Palace of Mirrors. It is the eyes and ears of the gods in the world, and they can clearly know what happened to the temples and related countries around the world.

Lin Lang could only end her leisurely lunch break and went to the Palace of Mirrors.

The goddess of order saw Aphrodite fell into a long silence, and her anxiety poured into her heart. She thought that the little master was absolutely finished this time. The master would not tolerate him doing such a thing.

"Onomia, bring Eros to the Palace of Mirrors."

"God, Eros is used to playing after all ..."

"Bring him over."

The goddess of order no longer pleads, and leaves quietly.

"Mother, do you miss me?"

Eros ran into the Palace of Mirrors, and he was no stranger to it. The mother **** sometimes hugged him to play here.

The little guy's cheeks were smudged with a layer of red light, little sweat beads were on his forehead, and his trouser legs were also dirty. Obviously, he had gone through a "fight". He held a garland proclaiming victory in his hand, and the green branches were decorated with roses and lilies, and it was self-evident to whom-it was specially used by the little Eros to please the mother goddess.

He tried to jump on two short legs, trying to squat down the slender mother goddess, so that the wreath could be smoothly put on Lin Lang's head.

Lin Lang held his little head eagerly to try, and only asked, "Eros, the mother **** has something to ask you, do you remember your first mission?"

Little Eros nodded simply, "Pray that the princess is a downcast princess. She hopes that someone will fall in love with her, just like the prince defeated the evil dragon and rescued her from the high wall!

"So, can you explain your solution?" Lin Lang smiled friendly.

The goddess of order lowered her head and closed her legs, trying to reduce her sense of existence.

Aphrodite usually doesn't like to get angry, but when she loses her temper, it is definitely a posture to shake the mountain, and the whole **** is even more ruthless than the little Eros!

Sure enough, it was the nature of mother and child, and the goddess of order thought silently.

The silver-haired boy was full of open face, "Tell the mother, Eros's solution is very simple, is to shoot three golden arrows, so that the princess's father, stepmother, half-brother all fall in love with her!" He also rightly added, "In this way, the princess does not have to marry, and the property is all her own! There is no need for the prince to work hard to defeat her father, her stepmother and her elder brother, so save trouble!"

He proudly propped up his small chest.

Praise.

Lin Lang: "..."

Yes, a family of three fell in love with me, and the chaos / lun lily was a pot.

Why are you so arrogant?

In view of the current chaotic love of the gods and the situation of the city-state on the earth, it is not uncommon for father and son to share a wife. Lin Lang cannot say that this is chaos / ethics, which is wrong.

She had to change her way. "The princess is only 13 or 14 years old. Can you think of her situation in the future? Her father is 60 years old and is the master of the city-state. The power is very high. The stepmother and the elder brother also have to look at him. The complexion. Most likely, the young princess will become her father ’s forbidden one. Do you think she is willing? "

Eros did not understand her "good intentions", and asked, "The princess itself does not have the skills to survive. Is it bad to depend on her father to survive?"

"A 13-year-old flowery girl and a 60-year-old twilight old man, do you think the princess will like it?" Lin Lang followed the temptation. "You stand in the princess's situation and imagine that if the mother goddess is old, her hair is white, and her teeth are missing Now, I want to seize you and make you a lover of the old goddess at a young age. Are you happy? "

"The goddess cannot be old, you will always remain young." He solemnly emphasized.

"I'm talking about hypothesis!"

"... Okay." Little Eros reluctantly agreed to this hypothesis, thinking about it with his clever little head, and then said, "What's wrong with this? My **** is given by you, and I am yours The individual that came out, in a way, belongs to you! Over the past ten thousand years, the mother goddess and I have nestled together. I also like the smell of the mother goddess. Just do it. Even if you are old, I like you as much! Even if the other goddesses are young and beautiful? They are never you. "

Lin Lang had a slight headache.

How can this child justify death?

"Do you know what the lover said by the mother goddess? That is not a simple companionship--"

Little Eros was shocked

"Are you disgusting my small body? Do you still like the tall and slender like Apollo !!!" He blushed angrily, "I, I, I murdered his sun !!!"

Little Eros also specifically quoted the mother goddess classic swearing series to show the credibility of his words.

Lin Lang: "..."

Little Eros struggled to toss her angel-like delicate face, and she was striving to put on a fierce look.

He didn't believe it. He was fierce. See who dares to **** his mother god!