Ex-Girlfriend Blackens Every Day

Chapter 570: | Sister-in-law's ex-girlfriend (12)

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"Huaizhen, what happened to your master?"

Under the palm of her hand, she had a few drops of snow on her lips, which became more red.

Yuan Huaizhen rarely showed a bit of toughness, "The scene is embarrassing, lest the teacher's eyes should be stained, and let Zhendai handle the little sister."

"... little sister?"

She suffocated and moved his hand violently.

In an instant, the ruddy color on the teacher's face faded, and the whole person seemed to be soaked in ice water, with cold hands and feet. Her eyes locked on the body at the foot of the bed and muttered, "No wonder ... no wonder ... it turned out to be a woman ..."

A line of clear tears slipped from the end of her eyes and dripped on the back of the master's hand, which made him tremble with heat.

At the next moment, Lin Lang stepped forward and raised his hand in Xi Jiao Jiao's slightly proud display, scratching her slap.

"Snapped!"

She sternly said, "This slap is to punish you for being shameless and seduce your husband!"

"How dare you hit me, you--"

"Snapped!"

"This slap is to punish you for disguising yourself as a man.

"Snapped!"

"There is no reason for this slap. The old lady just doesn't look good, just wants to hit you!"

Lin Lang bowed left and right, Xi Jiaojiao's cheeks were swollen and tall, and the pitiful color was mostly reduced.

The heroine screamed and twisted her body, but she never escaped Lin Lang's clutches, her skin was swollen, and the corners of her mouth were bloody.

"Don't howl, you howl louder, your master probably won't wake up." Lin Lang sneered, "but you can lead your brothers and let them see how their good brothers are mixed into the pile of men Here, share the same bed with them, and put your shoulders together. "

Xi Jiaojiao spit out the blood in her mouth, hating her even more, "You don't need to provoke the divorce between me and my fellow brothers, what's wrong with my disguise as a man's dress, it's not a broken rule of your door, only accept male apprentices, no To accept female apprentices, you are clearly a woman, and you still discriminate against women. The guy of the Wuma Royal Family is really disgusting! "

"You're talking grandly." The princess shook her numb hands, and the corners of her eyebrows showed the royal contempt of the royal family. "Xi Jiao, are you sure you came up the mountain to sleep for men? Do you say that you study with a teacher Art, what did you learn? "

"You know your brothers are all strong in martial arts, handsome and heroic, so they make them drunk from time to time and use their identity as a man to take advantage of them. You brothers go to the hot spring to take a bath, you are not ashamed, follow, you do n’t When you go into the water, you will be happy on the shore. "

"Now you still resort to sanxing to your master, who is disgusting?"

The brothers and sisters outside the door froze into dumb gooses, and they were already scared.

They were a little uneasy, and quietly followed behind. Who would expect that the brother went to the inner courtyard soon after he went to the kitchen! They remembered the lesson about the second brother, and they feared that the master would have an accident. So, after a total, they sneaked into the inner courtyard.

Then they heard the conversation between the teacher and the younger brother.

"Xiaoqi ... is a woman ??" Brother Si was shocked and completely stupid.

Among the brothers and sisters, he was sturdy and broad, with great strength, and was often regarded as a coolie. Every time the younger brother had a headache and fever, he had to carry or hug him back, and his physical contact was extremely frequent.

The young teacher often touched his chest muscles and joked with him that the woman he married in the future would be blessed. Brother Si recalled Xi Jiaojiao's meaningful eyes and reluctant movements, goosebumps all up.

The four brothers who had a little cleanliness found a place to vomit hard.

The second vomit was Brother Li Qianji, who remembered that Xi Jiaojiao had painted his master's bathing picture. If it was a male son, it would be okay, and it was common for brothers to make jokes. But she was a little girl, but she was passionate about this kind of thing, and it really made him feel sick.

Brother San Gongliang ’s vision is extraordinary, so is Rao, and his expression is extremely ugly, like swallowing a fly, or a fly in a pit. Xi Jiao likes to do small movements, touching his face from time to time, or sneaking on his waist. He used to think weird before, thinking about a kind of rice to raise a hundred kinds of people. The younger brothers are just more nonsense than others.

Now that the truth is clear, he boasted of being clever and he was ruthlessly played by his younger brother!

Xiaoliu is the most careless person in the brothers. After getting close to the sisters, he has long forgotten his little seven brothers, and whispered, "Sisters ... Sisters are all right?"

The brothers and sisters looked strange and complicated.

How could it be all right?

Although they did not see it with their own eyes, they can also infer from the dialogue that Xiao Qi wants to step on the position of the maid and become the door lady of the door!

Xi Jiaojiao heard the outside discussion, but at this critical moment, none of her fellow brothers who used to hurt her were willing to come forward! She gritted her teeth and worried about being killed by the mad woman. She had to endure humiliation and asked for help from the master. The other party's eyes were cold and there was no sympathy or compassion at all.

The isolated and helpless Xi Jiaojiao gave birth to the idea of ​​dying together.

Xi Jiaojiao cried and cried, "Brother, even other brothers, even if I am a woman, I have never concealed you! Do you want to watch me killed by this old goddess? , Save me! "

Lin Lang made a quick move and slowly turned to see the big disciple.

The elder brother was caught off by her, and her calm expression suddenly broke, "Madam, that's not the case, I, I didn't mean to hide--"

"Huaizhen, even you lie to me." Her voice was hoarse, "I trust you that way, and protect you in every way, but you, but you lie to me, you and this guy who seduce my husband, unite with me Fooled around. "

Her eyes lost their light and a dim gray fell, "Huaizhen, what do you think of the maid, are you a fool who applauds?"

In the last sentence, she said very lightly, so lightly that she couldn't hear it, but it fell on Yuan Huaizhen's heart, undoubtedly.

"Sister-in-law!" Yuan Huaizhen bent her knees, kneeled on the ground, and climbed in front of her, her eyes were red, "Sister-in-law, you listen to me, I quietly want to drive her away, I ..."

Lin Lang kicked him away without expression.

"To this day, I don't believe anyone!"

She pulled out the gold needle on Xi Jiaojiao's leg and woke up the unconscious Wei Yuan.

He caressed his forehead and woke up dimly, his wife's frosty face in the hazy sight.

"Wei Yuan, do you remember what I said when I married you?"

"... what?" He tried to concentrate himself.

"If one day, you can't hold your body and mind, and be involved with other women, we will get rid of. From then on, men and women get married and have nothing to do with each other." She grabbed the jade pendant in her sleeve, her fingers clenched, and jade pendant instantly Crushed into powder.

Wei Yuan horrified, "You, what are you doing?"

Lin Lang gave up her body, revealing Xi Jiaojiao who was unobstructed in the back.

The man's pupils contracted.

The door was turbulent overnight, and the Dasheng Imperial Court in the southern border ushered in a commotion.

Above the Jade Order, the emperor was dressed in red Qiu Xuan robe and wore twelve beads crown, and he personally listened to the imperial government. And standing beside him was not the guard of the Golden Sword, but a fourteen-year-old boy with a strong spirit. He wore a snow fox fur and stood upright, like a lush and lush little pine tree.

The young man's eyes were full of curiosity. He looked east and looked west. He was not a fright in front of the civil and military officials.

This gesture does not seem to be doing serious business, but rather to see the monkey doing acrobatics.

The minister, who was looked at by a teenager as a monkey for a long time, was angry and finally couldn't help but stand up.

"Your Majesty, the minister has something to say."

"quasi."

A third-ranking official in a crimson robe held Watboard, "Your Majesty, you are now in full bloom in spring and autumn, and the 14th year of Xiaojun's year is when he entered the school to understand his heart. Shenwu Yingming. The minister heard that Xiaojun has been fighting **** and walking dogs recently, not doing business properly, so slack in Confucianism, lacking the spirit of youth, His Majesty must not be taken lightly and delay the country ’s major affairs. "

The emperor raised his eyelids.

"Prince of the East Palace, you call it a gentleman? You are very capable."

Baiguan groaned in his heart, his head wished to be buried in the ground to take root.

Xiaojun is Dasheng's name for the young man Lang, who was originally an intimate junior to the elders, but this Zou Xianggong, even relying on the old and selling the old, regarded the prince as his own junior, ignoring the difference between the prince and the minister, and reprimanded if he wanted to reprimand, he really was His Majesty these days Don't you dare to mess with his family when you are in a good mood?

Your Majesty has three good, poisonous tongue, short-term protection, love to copy the house.

Among the officials in Dasheng, the most difficult thing is the middle of the year, and the most promising is the year of the year, because at this time, your majesty changed the image of Yan Luo, and his temper disappeared without a trace, and became extra affable, even They kissed them a little scared, and their legs shivered.

His Majesty asked for money, for others, for jewellery rewards, and added officials to the prince, even if he ran into him, at most it was only a few words of reprimand, less of the pain of the flesh.

The Secretary of State was bright in his heart. His calm and unsympathetic Majesty was so happy, but his elder sister Wu Ma Chang was about to return to the palace.

They secretly said that Zou Xianggong couldn't understand this truth, and also publicly rebuked the princess's son for fighting **** and walking dogs.

His Royal Highness entered the palace at the age of three. At the age of six, he was established as the crown prince. Looking at the six countries and the world, it is absolutely the only treatment. His Majesty raised his crown prince with his own hands, such as pearls like treasures, and he loved his bones.

Sure enough, they heard His Majesty slowly speaking.

"Zou Qing, I also heard that the big house junior in your family, young, knows the red railings all over Beijing Fireworks and Willow Lane. It ’s not a teenager ’s spirit to fight a huakui for a teenager ’s impulse. The lonely gentleman goes to the temple and knows the world ’s rule. ”

Here comes, the majesty of the short-guard madman is going to go day after day.

The officials were respectful and excited, and finally it was their turn to eat melons and watch monkeys.

Their majesty had power in their hands, and there was also a prestigious blood-covered spy, whose terrifying degree could stop children from crying, and any kind of wind and grass in the capital could not conceal Dan Chen's eyes and ears.

On weekdays, His Majesty opened his eyes and closed his eyes, which really annoyed him. One by one the handles popped out, and you could choke your eyes and just want to hang your sins.

The official in the Yiyi puffed up and knelt down, shaking like a sieve. "Your Majesty forgive the sin, the dog is just blinded by the adulterer ..."

"Your little junior was weak last year and was already a big husband. You were boasting in front of your clan, saying that he was open-hearted and different in genre, so that the golden jade person would be blinded by the adulterer? Look at it, the root of garlic seedlings is good Yes, it ’s just the wrong place, the wrong water is poured, and then there is today ’s absurdity. By the way, Zou Qing, what did you say about the lonely prince? "

If they compare their children to garlic seedlings, do they dare to say that the prince taught by His Majesty was watered by His Majesty?

The other party was sweating anxiously. "The prince and the prince said that His Royal Highness the Prince is still very young and knows so much.

Under the emperor's balance, the uproar of the young prince Yuqian's political affairs disappeared.

One hour later, the meeting of the dynasty ended, the servants finished eating melons, satisfied with the fish, and as for the unlucky Zou Xianggong, they made up their minds to stay away from them, so as not to get tainted.

The prince listens to politics today, and the princess returns to the palace soon. If someone sees them as unpleasant, and puts a mouth in the ear of the princess, if they are implicated by the innocent, it will be worth the loss.

Above the turret, a line of emperor ceremonies passed.

"Uncle, didn't you see that Zou Shangshu's face, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, very wonderful."

The teenager was very excited, "This old man, in his own age, pretends to be more decent than Taifu. I will preach if I catch him. Hey, as I said, uncle, you should give him an extra salary and praise him. Good teacher. "

"The bogey of man is a good teacher. However, Peir, you remember that although Zou Shangshu is a sour Confucian, he is a loyal servant, and his errands are unambiguous, but he can't communicate with his back home, and his family affairs will be difficult. Tolerate, this piece of chess can also be unexpected, killing others without leaving a piece of armor. "

The teenager looked up in doubt, "Why didn't the uncle tolerate him today? He still had to look out of the bad debts in his house? Under his eyes, his face was completely cleaned. Wouldn't it make him complain about his uncle's ruthlessness?"

The emperor overlooked the landscape of the turret, "You will complain, you will listen to the government on the first day of the imperial court. If they don't give you a face, they won't give me a face. Why don't you choke him?"

There are naturally deeper reasons, for example, he wants to let his tyrant's name go deep into his heart, master his own use, and stick to his own opinion. In the future, Peir will be enthroned, appease his subjects, be good at swordsmanship, and make it easier .

He wanted Peir to step on his reputation, and Yi Peir couldn't rub the sand in his eyes. Of course, he couldn't spread it.

The Emperor Huang's eyes are deep, and now the Six Kingdoms are surging, and the princes everywhere are eager to move. He has to plan for Peier earlier.

Wu Ma Pei Mei Zi Zi, like a school boy, with his hands behind his back, shook his head and said, "I say that leaning against the big tree is good for the cold, I have an uncle, just lying down and winning, everything is worry-free."

Emperor Famine glanced at him, and he was not trained to be serious. "Nonsense, everything in life, is all planning. If everything is going well, it must be planned properly. How can one lie and win? Uncle is not a fairy crane. A winged child can become an immortal and live forever. I can protect you for a while, but I cannot protect you for a lifetime. "

"Peir, your uncle knows you are clever and clever, whether it's tossing chickens to provoke dogs to tease crickets, or throwing pots to chuju to go back to the land, you can stop it.

Wu Mapei quickly begged for mercy, "My good uncle, I'm really tired of reading and playing for a while. Everyone thinks that the next day everyone knows that I'm going to fight **** and walk dogs, and it seems like they saw me in person. It ’s like playing for three days and nights, do n’t I have to sleep? ”

He complained slightly, "If this is known to my mother, I will have to eat another bamboo shoot fried meat."

The young man's eyes turned and he was skillful and coquettish, "Uncle, you know, how hard I study, it's hard to hang the beam. The mother listens to you most, you have to be in front of her mother, how beautiful for me A few words. This big Chinese New Year, seeing blood is not auspicious, is it? "

The Emperor Huang was soft-hearted by a **** of his bitch, and Hanshuang Meiyu rarely showed a spoiled color and scraped the nose of his mischievous nephew.

"You are a little slippery, you haven't learned anything. Moving the rescuers has brought out an experience. It's done. Uncle will watch and act when the time comes, and he will definitely save you."

"I know that Uncle is the best for Peier!"

Emperor Huangpi looked outside, "It's not too early, Taifu must be coming to the East Palace, you go."

In the matter, Wu Mapei dared not delay, "Uncle, I will go first."

"Does your majesty want to drive back to the palace?" The close old slave asked softly.

"The scenery is just right, go again."

The old slave silently glanced at the cold and frost column, and thought of his majesty's unfathomable force. If he persuaded, he swallowed back into his stomach.

The golden glazed tiles folded the light of Qing Lingling, and the Emperor Huang pushed the sill window of the top floor, and the crown and jade string was blown crisply by the wind.

The sky is like a wash, and the snow is clear.

Outside the Imperial City, the exquisite Zhulou and red silk lanterns complement each other. The green and gray eaves are soaked with water and ink under the sky, and the blue stone slab roads that are coming and going are more translucent and the fireworks are breathing.

"The snow hasn't melted yet." Emperor Huang was disappointed.

The old slave has been with the Emperor Huang for many years, almost watching him grow from a sculpted child into a decisive monarch who is killing and cutting today. Although the Emperor Huang has become deeper and deeper in the city in recent years, the thought is meticulous and difficult to see through, but it hits The matter of the elder princess can't hold back the deep calculation.

"Your Majesty, don't worry. It's February. When the sixty-nine ice is on, Dasheng will be warm." The old slave said with a smile. "We live in the southern border. Spring came a few days earlier than Beiqin. The Begonia is the most nostalgic. "

Emperor Huang's face looked slightly, he raised his hand, an ice flower fell in his palm.

"Sister, when the flowers bloom, you can return slowly."

I haven't seen you in a year, my brother, I miss it very much.

Wu Mapei ended Taifu's class and ran to Dan Chen Hall nonstop, and accompanied his emperor's uncle to watch the fold.

The public attendants watched the nose and watched the nose, and were accustomed to this scene.

Although His Royal Highness was not His Majesty's parent-child, His Majesty was very caring for him. I remembered that His Royal Highness had not been able to sleep for some time when he was a child.

After a while, the old slave took a young eunuch, stooped in, and approached the emperor ’s ear, whispering, "Your Majesty, there is a letter from Lanshan, not written by the princess, but by the seven disciples Xijiao. , Indicating that you want to read it for your Highness Prince. "

"Xijiao?" His Royal Highness Prince's eyes were bright. "Did he write to me?"

Xi Jiao was a closed disciple after his father's New Year's Day. He was only one year older than him. Sometimes he was cunning like a little fox, and sometimes he was better than a rabbit. Wu Mapei likes this little playmate very much, from time to time Teasing him.

It's a pity that he didn't stay long, so he returned to Shengjing with his mother. He could only rely on a few letters to tell his heart a year, but he could suffocate him.

Emperor Huang's wind is light, "You, let the palace go and see."

The young **** stooped down and gestured for directions, "His Royal Highness, please here."

The teenager smiled brightly and walked briskly.

"What's going on?" Emperor Huang did not raise his head, and Zhu Bi criticized the chapter.

"It's a blood book." The old slave lowered his voice. "But the old slave smelled, not like human blood, but like rooster blood. The main idea was that the son of Xi was destined to die, and he sent the swift horse to the door to save him. Your Majesty, something is wrong, shall we send someone to follow His Highness? "

Huang Di frowned slightly.

"Uncle! Uncle! I'm going back to the door first!" After reading the blood book, the teenager hurried back, tripped over the threshold, and fell sturdily.

"what happened?"

Wu Mapei just wanted to open his mouth, and thought of the blood book, Xi Jiao ordered him not to tell his uncle, hesitated for a while, "I ... I want to be a mother, can I go back and take my mother over?"

Wu Mapei's young man has a temperament and a high-spirited spirit. Occasionally, there are moments of lying and bragging. In front of others, he is playing fearlessly and fearlessly. Only when he comes to the uncle of the emperor, he is always inexplicable and has a straight waist Too.

It was just that the uncle of the emperor seemed to be busy with political affairs at this moment, and his brows were tightened. Wu Mapei called him several times before he recovered.

"Are you going back?"

He pondered for a moment, "Well, now that the ministers have seen you in politics, they have the bottom of their hearts, but they are not in a hurry. After all, we set a precedent and we have to give them time to buffer. The time is close to the year. Come together, it is inevitable that something will happen, I will send a team of people to go back with you, remember to dress up and be careful on the road. "

Wu Ma Pei was relieved and kept busy, patting his chest and swearing to the sky, he must return to the door without any damage.

His Royal Highness was indeed back to the door with no damage. He hadn't had time to be proud of his escape from a group of thieves, and he was trapped by his family's mountain gate.

Wu Mapei was dumbfounded. He went home so many times, and it was the first time he was trapped as a bird in a cage. It made him like an outsider, and he couldn't help but feel annoyed. It was the three senior brothers who noticed the abnormality and specially came to pick them up.

"Why didn't your mother come?" Wu Mapei was trapped all day and night, without food, and was covered with dew, and he was grumpy.

"Princess Chang has something to be busy with." Brother Three coughed, and it was strange, "Brother Peir, why are you back?"

Wu Mapei pretended to have something in his heart, and for a moment ignored the title in the mouth of Brother Three, and lied without blinking. "It was the uncle who brought me back. He couldn't wait, let me urge my mother."

Brother Three said aloud and asked Wu Mapei some interesting things in Sheng Dynasty.

Wu Mapei replied in a conspicuous manner, after turning a few corners, he asked tentatively, "Xi Jiao? Why didn't I see him, was the master punished again?"

Gong Liangzhan was silent for a moment, and there was a trace of disgust in her eyes. "She, she has a bad mind, and she has gone through a big disaster. I am afraid it will not be exposed by a single penalty station."

"This ... the third brother laughed?" Wuma Pei was stunned.

"The third brother told you what to do with laughter? Xi Jiao disguised her as a man and went to the mountain to learn art. She seduced her master and was caught in bed."

Wu Mapei heard the sentence "female posing as a man", and exploded countless fireworks in his heart, automatically ignored the second half of the sentence, and his face turned red with excitement, "Xi Jiao, Xi Jiao is a woman? This ... how is this possible? ? "

No, actually think about it carefully, she has a nice smell on her body, and she is also soft and soft to hold. Once he accidentally touched her chest, she was like a little rabbit with a hairy hair, scratching hard Holding his face.

He was scratched and angry, but as soon as he looked up, he saw that her ears were very red, and the wickedness in his heart disappeared unconsciously.

The three brothers inspected and observed, and at the sight of the boy's squirming look, he floated on absurd speculation and blurted out, "Do you like her ?!"

"Who, who likes her! Don't talk nonsense, my third brother!" Wu Mapei was angrily angry. "I wouldn't like a yellow girl with no chest."

After the three brothers were shocked, they reverted to their previous waveless appearance, and poured out a bucket of cold water without carelessness from Pei’er ’s brother. “It ’s fine, Princess Chang is now hating Xi Jiao, and is punishing her in the commandment hall today. If you want to die, you have to take off half of the skin. I remember that your witch royal family was very strict in selecting concubines. No scars or flaws were allowed on your body. "

"What? Mother wants to punish her?"

Wu Mapei's expression changed, and he broke away from the three brothers.

When he arrived, the commandment hall was filled with blood, and the masters sat on the chairs, either with a look of solemnity, or facelessness. Dad Weiyuan Tieqing's face did not say a word, and his mother sat on the head, harsh cold noodles, even a smile.

"Save ... help ..."

Xi Jiaojiao was tied to the bench, beaten with flesh and dying.

Wu Mapei hurriedly rushed over and blocked her, "Stop it! Are you crazy? You will die if you fight again!"

The law enforcement disciples are somewhat ugly to the first person.

"Blood ... a lot of blood, mother, why are you so cruel?" Wu Mapei's eyes were red, and a person who wanted to show off wantonly, now his hair is scattered, his eyes are loose, his heart is unbearable.

Lin Lang's eyelids opened, "The door rule has been clearly stipulated. Anyone who has a bad heart will be responsible for fifty, lock the pipa bone, and close it for ten years. If she is not lucky to die, it is her. The nature of God is that God wants to spoil his pro-daughter, and I have nothing to say. "

"But, she is a girl, how can she be so punished?"

The eldest princess was unmoved, "The emperor broke the law and still committed the same crime with the common people. She knew the bitterness of today, and she also wanted to mix in as a man. Is the door for her to play with her family? , Saying she relied on her identity as a man and took advantage of them in secret. Thinking deeper, she might be a spy from another country, mixing in to steal information. "

There was a sneer in the corner of his mother's mouth. The strangeness was so cold that Wu Mapei shrank his shoulders unconsciously.

"My son, you don't know her skills, under your mother's eyelids, dare to covet your father, and want to make rice to cook mature rice, oh, so bold, she is really like my long princess is coming Vegetarian for her? "

"This, no, Xi Jiao she's pure and kind, there must have been a misunderstanding ..."

"Misunderstanding? Your mother and your brother saw her courage, but she was also clumsy. The residual medicines in the dishes were not cleaned up. Are you misunderstanding with your mother now? Do you think your mother's two eyes are holed? Is it a decoration? "

"Fight." Lin Lang spit out a word, "You can't stop your hand until you finish."

For the first time, Wu Mapei pleaded useless, and his heart was so confusing. He turned to beg Wei Yuan, "Dad! Daddy! She is your disciple, you can't see death and don't save!"

Three words popped out of Wei Yuan's teeth, "Let her die!"

"Help, Pei'er, help ..." Xi Jiaojiao sprayed bleeding foam into his mouth, spraying the teenager into a daze.

Wu Mapei shuddered, holding the girl's soft and boneless hand, thinking of her smile-like appearance, and simply let go, hugged the man, "You hit, you beat, kill me! I see how you made a job with my uncle! "

The two law enforcement disciples frowned, looked at each other, and even dared not start.

Their young master is not a small one, and he was promoted to the prince of the Six Kingdoms at a young age, especially the ghost-bellied emperor who lived in the Dasheng strategist. A piece of oil skin, Tianya Haijiao also have to recover back.

Although the law-enforcement disciples practiced in the outer courtyard of Lanmen, their hometown was a prosperous dynasty. In case the emperor was angry, what could their family members do!

Wu Mapei subdued the law enforcement disciples and gritted his teeth, chasing after victory, "My dear, if you kill her today, I and I will not be emperors, leaving you, the Wuma royal family, unsuccessful and losing face in front of the five kingdoms ! "

The room was suddenly silent.

"Ah."

There was a very cold laugh outside the hall.

"Peir, are you really uncle begging you to be this emperor? If it weren't for my elder sister's blood, what would you count?"