After wandering around in that **** mountain range for more than half a month, Achill and Laxus finally walked out of the mountain range in a state of embarrassment, but their looks at this time have tended to be post-modern~

Achill is pretty good, at most he looks like a beggar, the one who has changed the most is the tragic child of Laxus, he is considered to have evolved the most thoroughly, from the original impetuous fake monk. , completely reduced to an ascetic monk with a blank face and partial facial paralysis, as long as you dare to stand in front of him with that look! There will definitely be a kind of breath of great compassion and eminent monk blowing in the wind...

On this day, the two of them were sitting on the back of a huge flat creature with one eye that Shizuku had turned into, aimlessly flying slowly at an altitude of 10,000 meters.

Achill sat at the front, holding a pot of small wine barrels in his hand, drinking there by himself, expressing emotion from time to time, and occasionally howling a few times, but no matter what No matter how he tossed about, Laxus sitting behind him was as stable as a mountain, his eyes were slightly closed, his face was as calm as water, and he looked unmoved at all, as if he hadn't heard Achill's ghosts and wolves at all. There was no trace of unnecessary fluctuation on his face.

"This feeling and this scene can't help but make me poetic~" After drinking a big sip of spicy white wine, looking down at the vast land below, Aqier couldn't help shaking his head and sighing loudly, "Oh earth, you are so **** big! Mmm , so wet, so wet~ I never imagined that besides the countless advantages that are already shining in front of the eyes of the world, I, Achill, have such an extraordinary poetic talent! Sure enough, I am a genius~ Speaking of rebooting, you think so too Right? Tell me, how about your poetic talent as a teacher? Don’t you think it’s awesome??” After finishing speaking, he looked back and patted Laxus on the shoulder as if he was very optimistic about you~, triumphantly He held his head high, waiting for his answer.

"..." Laxus remained unmoved at all, still resting his eyes with his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep, without any reaction.

"Hey, let me say, give me some feedback, okay?" Looking at Laxus sitting upright with his eyes closed, Achill frowned and muttered to himself, "Could it be that poetry for teachers is really that big?" ? So much so that he is still intoxicated in the artistic conception of the poem improvised for the teacher just now, confused and unable to extricate himself?"

"No! You can't do this! What if you accidentally get mad?! I have to wake him up!" Thinking about it, Archer turned around and grabbed Laxus's clothes. He raised his palm and slapped a dozen or so Taiwan palms on Laxus's face!

"Hey, wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" While slapping his hands wildly, he roared vigorously in Laxus's ear, "The sun is drying your butt! Get up quickly!!"

But Laxus still remained unmoved, allowing him to slap him like a storm, the expression on his face remained unchanged from the beginning to the end, as if he was already dead.

"Yoho~ How dare you be fat enough?! Ignore you like this? Hey, hey! Give me one last warning! If you don't give me any response, I will not only slap your face but also spank your ass. ?!" While speaking, he actually pulled Laxus over, pressed him head-down on Shizuku's back, swung his right hand, and Achill shouted loudly, "Finally A warning! It’s the last warning! If you don’t respond to prove that you are still alive, you will really be slapped as a teacher! Good! Don’t listen, right!”

After finishing speaking, he slapped Laxus's **** without hesitation, and later found that fanning with his hands was a bit too much, it seemed a bit suspicious of base affection? Ever since, Achill deliberately controlled Shizuku to descend once, picked up a thick log on the ground, then used a stick instead of his hand, and continued to smash it madly, but this time the target had changed from the **** Became the shiny head of Laxus~

"Boom! Boom, boom! Boom! Boom, boom, boom—" Achill tapped more and more smoothly, and the more he tapped, the more enjoyable he was, and gradually he unconsciously developed a sense of rhythm?

In fact, he didn't realize that Laxus's face was already twitching slightly when he said he was going to spank Laxus's **** at the beginning, but it was not only intentional or intentional, in short, it was given by Achill. Selectively ignored~

And later when he spanked his **** with a big log, Laxus not only twitched his face, but even gritted his teeth loudly! In the end, when he shifted the focus of his work and knocked on Laxus' head as if it were a wooden fish, Laxus' face was completely distorted—

When Achill knocked out a Doraemon theme song again with Laxus' head, Laxus, whose patience had reached the limit of collapse, finally went berserk and left!

"You have endless bastards!!" Kicking Achill away from him (why does this sound so ambiguous??), Laxus pointed at the Qier's nose blushed and his neck was thick and he roared angrily, "You bastard, do you really think I'm afraid of you?! How dare you challenge the dignity of my brontosaur over and over again! Let's fight!! Scum! I want Use your blood to wash away the shame you brought me!!" While roaring, the thunder light on his body suddenly exploded, and the angry and golden look was like a bald super Saiyan , It looks majestic and inviolable!

"Wow?! Could it be that you are the legendary Enlightenment~~~~ Kong?! Sure enough, you are very imposing! Since you want to come, then—" He said and immediately let out a strange cry, and wiped his right thumb Nose, and then put on a look of Huang Feihong, Achill said solemnly, "Let's duel! Sao Nian! Burn your coquettish little universe, and work hard towards your dream!!"

"Roar—go to **** with me, you bastard!!" The powerful thunder and lightning instantly condensed into a thunderous Fangtian painted halberd in his hand, and Laxus roared fiercely, "Thunder Dragon Fangtian's halberd!!" , Throwing the Thunder Halberd in his hand towards Achill!

"I rely on you for real?!" screamed Achille's body immediately soared into the air, and easily avoided the straight-line attack of the Thunderbolt Halberd! However, before it was too late to continue joking, Laxus' angry roar sounded from behind him again!

"The Roar of the Thunder Dragon!!!"

Suddenly! A thick beam of thunder and lightning bombarded straight down from above!

"What do you want me to say about you, sure enough..." The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and Achill raised his head and said lightly, "You are still too naive..." After finishing speaking, he gently held the hairpin pinned to his left waist with his left hand. Handling the moon-white long knife, he took it off his body together with the scabbard and the scabbard, and then without even looking at the lightning beam that was about to hit, he raised the knife in his hand to the top of his head, and immediately —

"Boom—" The thick beam of thunder and lightning slammed fiercely on the long knife raised by Aqier, and with a slight force in his hand, he went down to the side, and immediately smashed the beam of lightning and light!

"I've said it too many times. With your current level, if you want to win against me, it's still a little early~ At least, you have to wait until you become a holy ten magic way like me... "The figure instantly appeared beside Laxus, who was unwilling to continue attacking, and put his hand on Laxus' shoulder lightly. Aqier joked, "Before this~www.mtlnovel .com~ Do it well! Reboot~ Archmage, I am very optimistic about you... quack quack quack quack ~" After finishing speaking, he patted Laxus on the shoulder vigorously with the look of a villain.

"You bastard..." Laxus gritted his teeth and stared fiercely at Aqier in front of him, with a look of bitterness and hatred, as if he wanted to pounce on this nasty guy to infrastructure~

"But before this before~" As if he suddenly remembered something, Aqier suddenly said with a wicked smile, "You should be concerned about your own safety for the time being~" After finishing speaking, he didn't explain much, just said It flew up from Shizuku's back.

"What?" Hearing this, Laxus Guo was taken aback for a moment, and before he had time to ask Achill what he was talking about, a huge shadow had already enveloped him, and he looked back with difficulty. , Laxus suddenly met a huge one-eyed.

Only then did Laxus realize that he seemed to be bound by a soft thing?

"Hello!" When he saw clearly who the owner of that eye was, Laxus laughed dryly with cold sweat all over his head, "May I ask your name, buddy..." However—

"Gudong—" With the sound of swallowing something, the next moment, the world of Laxus has turned into a sticky darkness...

"It's such a bad baby~" Seeing the process of Shizuku tying up Laxus with his tail and stuffing it into his mouth, Achill could not help but gloated and said to himself, "Who told you that you were fine before?" Random discharge~ I'm fine, but you really dare! Don't look at where you are, dare to discharge randomly without thinking, don't you know that most creatures hate clicking? Is it a tragedy now~haha..."