Fake Ancient God

Chapter 247: toilet guard

Nie Yuan was dumbfounded by Spike's words.

These crazy words made Nie Yuan hear the logic, and vaguely felt that he seemed to be making sense.

"Captain, don't be fooled by this guy's slick tongue, pirates are born deceivers!"

Devon said: "Spike is definitely a pirate, a famous pirate! This is the consensus of the navigators of the port city!"

"Sometimes... consensus can actually go wrong."

Spike corrected with certainty: "Just like Rossi and the others not long ago, they also agreed that you are just ordinary expedition ships passing by."

What an interesting person.

Nie Yuan looked him up and down.

There was no nervous expression from him, as if he was really just seriously discussing whether he was a pirate or not.

This is a man who has seen big storms, a guy who looks crazy, but definitely not simple.

Nie Yuan gave Spike such a conclusion in his heart.

"It's a pity Mr. Spike."

Nie Yuan opened his mouth and said, "It's not how good your dialectics are to judge whether you are a pirate or not, it's all up to my mind."

Hearing this, Spike raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't there any legal process?"

Nie Yuan answered truthfully: "In fact, I am currently the king of Havana Port City."

"wow~"

Spike exclaimed and said to himself, "The last guy who was so arrogant pushed the definition of 'waiting' more than a hundred nautical miles out."

After speaking, he looked at Nie Yuan's waist again and said, "Also, there is such a bell hanging on his waist. Do you know him?"

"do not know."

Nie Yuan shook his head and said, "I just heard about his deeds, why, you know him?"

"yes."

Spike didn't hide it at all, and said: "I met once, almost, he almost caught me."

"I think you are the most arrogant."

Nie Yuan said: "You don't seem to know that you are already in deep danger? You don't think you can escape this ship, do you?"

"Don't think so."

Spike said: "It's just the captain, I think my use value is greater than the dead one, you may be willing to define me as an explorer like a pirate, not a pirate who calls himself an explorer, please let me persuade you. "

"Okay, give you a chance."

Nie Yuan said: "The destination of our trip is Nightmare Canyon. Do you have the ability to show us the way in?"

"Nightmare Canyon?"

Spike pulled at his temples and ruffled his long messy hair, and said, "I went in once, but the fact is that the reefs in Nightmare Canyon change every day to block the entry of foreign ships. No one can guarantee that. , can guide the way in for ships."

"Have you been in?"

"Yes, but it was kidnapped by some nasty ghost. That's really a not-so-good memory."

"I heard that you can lead the Gaso Pirates to find the legendary gold treasure?"

"They forced my captain, and I just wanted to survive."

"Then can you find a heart of the ocean for me?"

"Heart of the Ocean? A tricky thing indeed, but nothing to stop the legendary explorer Spike's Captain."

"Then what are you waiting for?"

Spike no longer answered, but after a moment of silence, he immediately opened his arms to the crew and said, "Slackers, is your head parasitized by slackers? What are you waiting for, Yang Fan, set sail! We are going to Nightmare Canyon, looking for the heart of the ocean, I hope you won't cry mommy, get ready! Full speed ahead!"

Dewen looked at it blankly.

Looking at Nie Yuan with some stutter, he said, "Captain, this..."

slap~

But he didn't want Spike to come straight up, slap his three-cornered hat off, and said, "First mate's medal? But first mate is not as good as first mate, slackers, don't wait for the whip to hit you before you know what to listen to. Captain's words! ... The hat is good, change it with me."

Having said that, he put his mottled triangular hat on Dewen's head, and put Dewen's brand-new hat on his head, and took care of his appearance.

"This guy is a lunatic captain!"

Qian Ning said to Nie Yuan: "My suggestion is, now, immediately, hang him quickly!"

Nie Yuan thought for a while and said, "Okay, hang him up! But still do as he says!"

"this……"

Spike was stunned, and before he could speak, he fell to the ground.

Because Bande had been prepared long ago, when Nie Yuan opened his mouth, he wrapped his feet with a noose.

Without any explanation, he was hanged upside down under the watchtower.

"You can't treat the deputy captain like this, it violates all maritime conventions!"

Spike, who was hanging upside down, said firmly.

Bender walked up and grinned: "You mean the pirate convention, right? It's not a maritime convention."

But I didn't expect that Spike immediately turned back and said: "Go and wash the toilet thirteen times! I order you! The captain said to listen to my orders, you won't listen?"

"this……"

Bender's expression froze instantly, and he looked at Nie Yuan, but Nie Yuan didn't speak.

He had no choice but to cry out that "the traitor is in power", and walked to the toilet with great indignation.

Anyway, it was only two days after going to sea, and the toilet was basically brand new, and it wouldn't take long to wash it, but it was very uncomfortable.

"Move quickly, first mate, lift anchor, second mate turn the sails, sailors, clean the deck!"

Spike is still there with feathers as arrows.

The other crew members looked at each other and sighed as they did.

At this time, Nie Yuan came up and said:

"Spike."

"Captain! I am your loyal dog and I will serve you wholeheartedly!"

Spike immediately put away his arrogance, sternly said in an upside-down posture, and saluted.

"I admire you very much."

Nie Yuan said, the conversation changed again, and said: "However, if you didn't take us into the Nightmare Canyon and found the heart of the ocean, then I will let Bender be the judge when you land."

"Who is Bender?"

"The one who was punished by you to wash the toilet thirteen times just now~lightnovelpub.net~ Ou~~~ This is the scariest story I've ever heard."

Spike shrank his neck.

When Bender in the toilet heard this, he immediately became interested, licked the corner of his mouth, and said, "I even started to expect the mission to fail~"

"I made a mistake just now, thirty-one times, not thirteen times!"

Spike refused to admit defeat and said: "The task of cleaning the toilet in the future will be handed over to you. As the deputy captain, I have appointed you as the toilet guard. Your task is to clean the toilet, and keep cleaning the toilet!

A little ambitious sailors, our mission will not fail! Pick up the passion! "

Amid the shouts of Bender and Spike, the Son of Wind sailed again.

With three pirate ships and Vel'Koz under the sea.

After only two days at sea, the team has grown a lot.