Guo Rong felt very painful in his stomach, as if someone had cut his belly. She thought to herself, the turtle and grandson hit the old lady on the head, why did her stomach hurt so much? After finishing the ball, it was not a problem for me! She opened her eyes vigorously and saw a kindly smiling white angel nurse in front of her.

The nurse said to her: "Congratulations, Ms. Guo, you gave birth to a son who is exactly six kilograms, a very cute child!"

Guo Rong: What is it?

Guo Rong: "What do you say I gave birth to?"

Nurse: "...Uh, boy, what's wrong with you, Ms. Guo?"

Guo Rong was shocked: "Who did I give birth to and when did I get pregnant?"

The nurse was also shocked and ran out of the ward and shouted: "Doctor, it's not good, Ms. Guo Qiong seems to have a cognitive problem!"

Guo Rong: "...wait!" What Guo Qiong, her name is Guo Rong!

On this day, the wicked girl Guo Rong found out that she had become another woman she didn't know. This woman was named Guo Qiong. She had just given birth to a six-jin-heavy son. His father didn't know who it was. What a fuck!

[Seven years later]

The penguin-shaped alarm clock on the bedside table ticked, the big one and the small two bumps on the bed moved at the same time, but the next reaction of the big one was to roll up the quilt to cover his head, while the small one moved He lifted the quilt and got up, slapped the penguin alarm clock, which was beating constantly.

"Mom, got up." The seven-year-old boy rubbed his eyes and shook the dreaming giant next to him. Under his persistent harassment, Guo Rong reluctantly pulled the quilt away and opened it. Just look at him.

The little boy pulled her hand out of the quilt and said, "Rock, paper, scissors..."

He and Guo Rong stretched out their hands at the same time. Guo Rong is ‘scissors’ and he is ‘cloth’.

Guo Rong: "You lose, you go buy." She closed her eyes and waved to her son, and went to sleep under the quilt. The little boy could only be willing to bet and lose, put on his jacket, and then sit on the edge of the bed and put on socks and shoes. The socks have been worn for two days and they are a bit stinky, but there are no clean socks in the drawer. They are all piled up in the washing machine and have not been washed because they are too lazy.

He sighed like an adult, put on his shoes, skillfully opened a drawer in the closet, counted a few change from the bag, took the key, and went downstairs.

They live in an old community with a primary school nearby, so there are quite a lot of people here, especially the breakfast shop. At this time, the breakfast shop has passed its peak period. The students who studied early in the morning have already eaten and entered the school. Now the residents who are sitting at the table eating breakfast are nearby residents, chatting loudly while eating.

The lady who sells breakfast, wearing a greasy apron, was serving porridge to a guest. Seeing the little boy running over, she smiled and greeted: "Money, you are here to buy breakfast again today. Mom is sleeping again. ?"

The little boy nodded, "Yeah, she is too lazy to do it."

The proprietress laughed, wiped her hands on her apron, took a new fast food box, and asked, "Is it the same as before?"

"Well, the same, two cages of Xiaolongbao, two porridge, two eggs, one boiled egg and one tea egg!"

"Okay!" The proprietress was familiar with the road and put the xiaolongbao and the cooked porridge on an empty table. The little boy went over and started adding the side dishes one by one. One serving of Xiaolongbao requires tomato sauce, one serving of Xiaolongbao with vinegar, one serving of porridge with sour radish as an appetizer, and another serving of porridge with peanuts.

When he added the side dishes, the proprietress neatly wrapped him up, took the chopsticks and plastic spoon, and let him carry it away.

The little boy returned upstairs with breakfast again, and put the hot breakfast on the dining table. There was still no sound in the bedroom. He put down his breakfast and ran into the room, shaking Guo Rong who had fallen asleep.

"Mom, get up and have breakfast!"

After shouting for three minutes, Guo Rong got up like a ghost. She has been having trouble getting up for many years, and she looks like she is about to return to the West every morning. Stepping on slippers and walking into the bathroom, the little boy took a big blue toothbrush and squeezed toothpaste and handed it to her. Guo Rong took it and stuffed it in his mouth, brushing his teeth in the mirror blankly. The little boy took his little blue toothbrush again, squeezed toothpaste, and stood beside her brushing his teeth.

The two moved in unison to brush their teeth, drink water, throw up, rinse their mouths, wash their faces together, and sit at the dining table together to start breakfast.

Guo Rong was completely awake at this time, "Oh, I'm starving to death." He pushed aside the tea egg in twos or twos and swallowed half of it in one bite. As a result, he choked and could only slam into his chest.

The little boy opened the porridge and put the bowl of porridge with a few peanuts in front of her. Guo Rong picked it up and took two mouthfuls, and swallowed the egg yolk.

The two were very used to each having their own breakfast. Guo Rong ate Xiaolongbao with tomato sauce and the little boy ate Xiaolongbao with vinegar. The tastes of the two are very different, they are often like this when eating, completely separated. Although the taste of food is completely opposite, the fault of this kind of carelessness is exactly the same.

It has been seven years since Guo Rong became like this. In these seven years, it was enough for her to understand that she had traveled through it, she had crossed into a world similar to her original world, and became another person. It was also enough for her to get used to the cheap son born from her own body, that is, the little boy who was drinking porridge and drinking like a little piglet next to her.

I think that when she first arrived, she was almost not crazy. After all, this body is not her own using super-level twists, and the most important thing is that this poor woman has no savings at all. She doesn't know how to live and raise a child. It's the **** kill her. But then she couldn't deal with her delicate skin and tender meat with a paring knife, so she discussed with herself that it is better to die than to live, and to struggle anyway.

Then she got used to it. Not only did she live well until now, she also raised her son with a blushing face, with a gratifying IQ.

That's right, her son, she named Guo Qian. I don't know whose IQ is inherited. He is so clever that he is so clever. It is so enchanting that ordinary people do not dare to have such a child.

Guo Rong doesn’t have a healthy family. Judging from her pierced ears, colorful arms, and short hair dyed in straw yellow, she is not a good wife and mother. Developed like this, it can only be said that God's favor plus Guo Qian's own efforts, has nothing to do with her mother.

"Have you finished eating? Hurry up. I had an appointment with someone today." Guo Qian urged her after eating.

When Guo Rong heard this, he asked with interest: "Hey, you have another appointment with someone? Why, is there a bet this time?"

Guo Qian nodded: "I bet 500 yuan."

Guo Rong: "Oh, you are promising. I won't pay you if you lose."

Guo Qian hugged his chest and said, "Have I ever lost? Don't underestimate me. I will add two chicken legs to you at noon when I win."

Guo Rong immediately called him: "Dad! Wait for me, I will finish eating right away." After the two drank the porridge, they packed up and threw the packaging bags into the piled trash.

"Walk!"

The mother and son walked with the wind and went to the nearby Internet cafe. The Internet cafe's network administrator yawned for a long time this morning. When they saw the mother and son, they vaguely greeted them, and didn't even look at them.

Guo Rong: "You worked all night and night work last night, and you were stuck like this dog?"

The webmaster complained to her: "Xiao Ai, who is on the night shift, has asked for leave, so she can only go on her own."

Guo Rong casually chatted with him, and took the card to the innermost seat. It is a treasured geomantic place, and the location is hidden. In summer, the air conditioner is facing, the heating is on the side in winter, and the smoking area is far away. You don’t have to worry about second-hand smoke. Guo Rong used to smoke. give up.

The mother and son lived here for three years, and the two machines in the corner of the Internet cafe were contracted to the two of them. Every day, two people came here to ‘work’ after breakfast, and did not go back to sleep until night.

Guo Rong’s job is rather complicated. She didn’t know anything else before, only playing games. So here, she practiced and sold accounts in various games, helped people level up, upgrade people, and bring people for a fee. After copying, selling equipment and rare materials. She is a lazy temperament, can earn living expenses and just live like this, earn more, use more, and earn less, use less. Occasionally, when I get rich, my mother and my son will eat seafood and eat enough. If the money is not enough, they will eat a few instant noodles.

Recently, because a large gun battle game went online, there were a lot of people playing it, the servers were full, and many derivative professions appeared, such as accompany play. Most of them are men who have money and leisure, or who have no money or girlfriends, and want to enjoy the pleasure of bringing a girl in the game, so they use the game play app to find those young ladies who can play games with them online. Most of them are one How much is an hour. Guo Rong did a good job. After all, as long as the game skills are good, the voice is good, he can chat with people in the game, and he will call customers and bosses, the money will be more profitable.

As for Guo Qian, he was immersed in Internet cafes at a young age, and he was able to play many games proficiently at the age of seven. Sometimes even Guo Rong’s mother could not beat him in games, so he could only hold himself and tremble, shouting that he was evil. . Every time Guo Qian has a face of asshole, he makes appointments with people and occasionally makes extra money.

The two of them, Guo Qian usually calls Guo Rong to call his mother, and occasionally Guo Rong jokingly calls this little kid to call his father. The two of them have fun, but the people next to you occasionally hear strange eyes, probably never before. Be someone's mother.

Guo Rong was not in a hurry to find the'boss' today, so he hung up and watched his son make an online appointment with netizens.

Guo Qian is playing a large-scale antiquity online game. His character is a cold swordsman. The effect of his moves is very cool. He is recognized as a handsome character, coupled with his enchanting game skills, and he is famous in this game.

Guo Rong had seen a female character come to chat with him, asked him how old, and wanted to worship him as a teacher. If this is an adult man, it’s hard to say whether he will be tempted by acting like a baby girl. Unfortunately, the swordsman’s skin is a seven-year-old boy. He doesn’t even know a lot of words, so he doesn’t bother to type and chat with people. When he came to tease his sisters, he complained to his mother in annoyance every time, "They don't play games well, so they always talk to me."

Every time Guo Rong saw such a funny scene, he would die of laughter.

Because he can’t type a lot of words, Guo Qian’s child is extremely silent in the game, and he will only play cool and fiercely. This setting is very attractive to girls. Guo Qian’s child is sometimes annoyed by questions and tells him that he is seven years old. Hahaha laughed, not believing at all.

Yes, who can believe that, across the Internet, there is a dog on the other side and I don’t know.

Guo Rong's daily fun is watching his son deal with funny netizens.

Today, Guo Qian had an appointment with people. There were still many people watching the game. Guo Rong watched with interest and cheered his son back. Guo Qian Xiaoxiao sat there alone, his fingers were still fleshy, but his operation was sharp, he successfully killed the opponent in three minutes and won.

The word victory enlarged on the screen accompanied by the fireworks exploding, and the other party's losing face was embarrassed. As expected, the account was transferred.

The money was transferred to Guo Rong. She took a look at the account and counted 500 banknotes to Guo Qian. Guo Qian drew a piece and bought two bottles of milk. The two of them drank each bottle and started today's game tour.