Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

v5 Chapter 1: newcomer

(Shangliangzhang was killed again. As the ending chapter of the world of Northern Ireland, it will be resumed after ten o'clock tomorrow.)

July 7th of the lunar calendar, late summer and early autumn!

The night breeze blows, bringing a little bit of coolness.

The lights are from near to far, layer upon layer. The high-rise buildings are decorated with colorful lights, the colorful neon lights flash beautiful eyes, and the beautiful night view of the Bund is fascinating everywhere. In this charming night, a man is curled up against the wall, holding his hands in his arms. The head groaned in pain.

Scenes of splitting headaches hit my mind one after another, and various pictures flooded into my mind, Zhang Xiaoshan groaned in pain.

After more than a minute, the headache disappeared.

Zhang Xiaoshan slowly opened his eyes, first looked at the yellow jacket on his body, and then at the motorcycle in front of him, with a box marked with the four characters "Meituan Waimai" on the frame, and was speechless for a while.

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Damn, can't you be tall, rich and handsome, and reach the pinnacle of life in one step? Is it because my system is given away for free and there is no recharge?

Originally advocated Xiaoshan, 25 years old, college degree, a native of Modu, currently working in Huaihai Middle Road Police Station, Huangpu District, oh, a professional auxiliary police officer, and a part-time Meituan rider.

The family members are very simple, grandma, father, mother, and a twin sister. The same person has different fates. The original owner was poor in education since he was a child, and his registered permanent residence in Shanghai is only mixed with a specialist. The twin sister is a proper student. Now he is studying at the University of Auckland, New Zealand master.

According to the memory of the original owner, after the parents retired last year, they resolutely sold the family house and took their grandma to New Zealand to settle down. The family only left the original advocate Xiaoshan alone in Shanghai, but fortunately, the grandma’s house was left to the original owner Living, finally do not need to rent a house to live.

Zhang Xiaoshan was checking the memory of the original owner, when suddenly the phone ringing interrupted him, he looked at the phone screen, the caller was called: Wife.

wife?

I haven't had time to check the original owner's emotional memory, is it possible that the original owner is already married?

This is really sad news. I don't know which film and television drama this world is in. I have a wife so early. If my wife looks "beautiful as a flower", I can accept it, but what if there is only the word "like a flower" ,so what should I do now?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help but shudder, and thought about it for a while, since he came, he will be at ease.

He answered the phone first, but before Zhang Xiaoshan could speak, he heard a whine of complaints from the phone: "Why did you answer the phone so late, do you know what day it is?"

"What date? Wedding anniversary?" Zhang Xiaoshan asked hesitantly.

"The beauty of thinking, you can't meet my requirements, and you still want me to marry you, what do you think! It seems that you are not sure to take it to heart, today is Valentine's Day, your brain is so funny, it is so important I can forget the days, forget it, let’s not talk about it, break up!" the woman opposite said angrily.

what's the situation? Forget Valentine's Day and are about to break up? Zhang Xiaoshan was so stupefied by the other party's spray that he didn't know how to answer for a moment.

separate?

But after thinking about it carefully, the original owner should be with the other party, just a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, coupled with the other party's attitude, Zhang Xiaoshan's depressed heart became restless again.

Haha, heroines of the unknown world, Uncle Zhang Xiaoshan has been resurrected with full blood!

Maybe it was because I waited for a long time, but I didn't get Zhang Xiaoshan's answer. The other end of the phone was even more angry, "Why don't you talk? You..."

Zhang Xiaoshan felt that his eardrums were a little uncomfortable, so he quickly moved the phone away from his ears, and pressed the hang up button.

Then, he was about to sort out the memory in his brain, but the phone rang again, and it was still the woman marked as his wife by the original owner. After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Xiaoshan still answered the phone. If the other party still had that aggressive attitude, he would resolutely block it.

"Zhang Xiaoshan, you are so bold that you dare to hang up on my phone, you..." the woman roared angrily.

Hearing that the other party still had such a bad attitude, Shi Xiaomeng interrupted her, and said impatiently: "Will you talk? If you can't talk, just shut up. If you have something to say, I still have to deliver food. I don't have the time Listen to your nonsense."

"Uh!"

The woman was stunned. Since she agreed to be friends with this licking dog three years ago, it was the first time that she heard Zhang Xiaoshan talking to her in this tone, and her teeth were itchy.

I really want to break up with Zhang Xiaoshan now, but after thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoshan's help to me and this second fool's house, as a senior dog walker, the woman tried her best to suppress her anger, took a deep breath, and changed her face , said softly:

"Xiaoshan, I just spoke in a bad tone just because I was too anxious."

"Well, I forgive you, let's continue." Zhang Xiaoshan said calmly.

forgive yourself? Is this what a licking dog should say? For the house and household registration in Shanghai, I will bear it!

The woman resisted the urge to drop the phone, "Xiaoshan, today is Valentine's Day, and all the colleagues in the store have received Valentine's Day gifts just now, and it just so happens that the necklace you promised me has arrived, look?"

"Wait, hang up, goodbye."

Hearing what the woman said, Zhang Xiaoshan said casually, and hung up the phone casually.

Maybe it was the anticipation of the gift or Zhang Xiaoshan's attitude just now, but the woman on the phone didn't call again.

He had just come to this world and hadn't figured out the situation yet. He happened to be addicted to cigarettes. Zhang Xiaoshan touched his pocket. Fortunately, the original owner was also an old smoker, but when he saw the brand of the cigarette, Zhang Xiaoshan's face turned black.

What’s so weird, it’s actually Yipinmei, the official guide price is 5.5 yuan, the original main police station’s auxiliary police job, the monthly income is more than 8,000 yuan, plus 3,000 to 5,000 yuan for food delivery during breaks, no need to hand over to parents, no need to support the family Children, why do you usually smoke this cigarette?

After sorting out the memory of the original owner again, Zhang Xiaoshan was stunned. What the hell, the original owner is a top dog licker.

The girlfriend's name is Linda, and she is the counter lady of a high-end luxury store named Misia. The original owner just started working more than three years ago. Because of a dispute, she ran into Linda by chance. A persistent pursuit.

Although he got his wish and became a boyfriend and girlfriend with Linda, according to the memory of the original owner, coupled with his experience as a veteran player, Zhang Xiaoshan thought about it for a while, and understood why Linda accepted the original owner.

On the one hand, it is because as a cabinet lady who came to Shanghai to work from other places, she never forgets the house left by the original owner's grandmother and the household registration in Shanghai. On the other hand, it is because the original owner is willing to spend all her income for her. On her body, and she is obedient and obedient to her own words, such a good dog licking is really rare.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoshan hurriedly checked the original owner's personal assets.

Ha, Zhang Xiaoshan took a deep breath, and secretly rejoiced: "It's okay, it's okay, although the deposit is a little less, only in the early 20,000s, but I didn't owe all kinds of credit cards or small loans for Linda. Because the owner's name is not Zhang Xiaoshan, he was not fooled away.

After three seconds of silence for the original owner, this good dog, Zhang Xiaoshan calmed down and turned on the system.

Panel: The current world: only thirty and other urban drama fusion world.

Remaining ability value: 11620 points.

Basic enhancement: first-level kidney strengthening, eagle hand, first-level smelling women, first-level heavy artillery, first-level scud, first-level smooth ears, first-level crow's mouth, and first-level skin (reward).

Reward: Physical Enhancement: Level 1 Skin.

System warehouse: 2210 cubic meters, storing living functions. (Before leaving the world of BJ Love Story, Zhang Xiaoshan upgraded once with 10,000 ability points.)

Description: The system warehouse is emptied.

Red line: The VIP function of absorbing 10 points of ability at one time.

Is it possible to use the remaining capacity value to strengthen the red line function?

Countdown: 1!

Ding, the countdown is over, you agree by default, and the red line function is enhanced.

Red line: ...the suction distance increased to 47.9 meters.

I said, why do you feel that the names of Misia and Linda are so familiar? It turns out that they are only thirty.

Damn, the three heroines in this world seem to have problems.

In the superficial plot: Gu Jia is the enviable upper level of the pyramid. She turned her husband Xu Huanshan from a firework engineer into Mr. Xu, and she also turned herself into a full-time wife who is the top leader inside and outside. However, when there is an intruder in this home , Gu Jia did not escape.

Wang Manni is a maverick rebel, convinced that she has good looks and brains, and will always deserve better, but she also has her own troubles.

Zhong Xiaoqin is the majority of the standardization. Married to a husband with an iron job in a public institution, she keeps an ordinary job and is an ordinary wife with peace of mind, but accidentally sells high-priced copyrights because of her writing hobby. The economic and social status of the couple changed overnight. Inverted, the marriage of strong women and weak men loses balance in an instant.

But Zhang Xiaoshan is not a stupid woman who was brainwashed by the screenwriter. Gu Jia has a strong personality and speaks one word. All aspects can forcefully suppress her, otherwise divorce and cheating will definitely be the final outcome.

Wang Manni, on the other hand, is a woman who lives in a big city. She believes that as long as she maintains a good attitude and works hard, she will have a better tomorrow. The cabinet sister who earns more than 10,000 yuan a month actually earns more than half of her income It was all spent on the rent, and I insisted on renting a high-end apartment stupidly, with a swollen face to pretend to be a fat man. Throughout the whole drama, there is no self-knowledge and a money-worshiping woman.

As for Zhong Xiaoqin, she grew up under the care of her parents and was taken care of by her husband after she got married. She has never suffered any setbacks, and she has no energy, or goals in life. Going to work and getting married are all based on the basic plan of "living correctly". To put it in a nice way, it is called simple, and in a bad way, it is called naive. She is the kind of naive, irrational, and brainless woman who doesn't know what she wants. Ever since she became a best friend with Wang Manni, her values ​​have been distorted. Longing for the splendor outside of marriage.

These three women are completely poisonous chicken soup made up by the screenwriter in order to cater to the psychology of most urban women.

Well, among the three heroines, two are already wives, and the remaining one is also a mindless gold digger. Zhang Xiaoshan doesn't want to provoke any of them, and he doesn't have any tasks that must revolve around the three heroines. There are plenty of beautiful women. , why bother asking for it!

After thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoshan felt much better immediately. He looked at the orders on his mobile phone, and there were two takeaway orders that were about to expire. Talk about it in a while.

Riding on his beloved small motorcycle and feeling the breeze blowing from the Huangpu River, Zhang Xiaoshan rode all the way, first solved a problem that forced programmers to work overtime for dinner, and then galloped towards the next destination.

After more than ten minutes, Zhang Xiaoshan arrived near an alley in the old magic city. Zhang Xiaoshan looked up at the public toilet in front of him, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number on the list, "Hello, Mr. Zhu, your Meituan takeaway arrive."

"Well, thank you, the No. 2 pit in the women's bathroom, hurry up." A woman with a nice voice said.

Uh?

Why did Mr. Zhu become a woman? He was still in the women’s bathroom, and when he glanced at the bag in his hand, he could see that the delivery order was actually toilet paper and sanitary napkins. He said hesitantly, “First... Miss, I’m a man Oh, it's not appropriate to enter the women's toilet to deliver food to you."

"Please, delivery guy, I've been squatting for almost an hour, and my legs are numb. You should think of a way." The woman said pitifully.

"Okay, I'll look for it and ask a woman to send it in for you."

Zhang Xiaoshan said helplessly while searching around the public restroom.

I waited for a full ten minutes. I don't know if it was the night or the lack of people around the alley. Except for the occasional male passers-by, I didn't see a woman.

"Miss, your character is really not very good. I haven't seen any women who can help you in." Zhang Xiaoshan said helplessly.

"Please, help me find a way." The woman said pitifully: "Do you think this is good? There is no one else in the middle of the night. Come in and deliver it for me. I will send you a message later." Reward a red envelope, okay? Please, please!"

Alas, Zhang Xiaoshan sighed, forget it, after all, this is what he is doing, a woman begs herself like this, and there are no other people and cameras around.

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll come in right away." Zhang Xiaoshan agreed, looked around, and then entered the men's room to take a look.

Well, no one was there.

Holding the bag, Zhang Xiaoshan tiptoed into the women's bathroom, glanced at it, and shouted: "Miss, I'm coming in, squeak, there's no sign for Pit No. 2."

"Here it is!" cried the woman.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoshan came to the woman's so-called No. 2 pit, knocked on the door, "Miss, pay attention, I'll throw you in from above."

"Wait, don't throw it away. I'll open the door for you. By the way, close your eyes." The woman said hurriedly.

"Okay~lightnovelpub.net~Zhang Xiaoshan replied indifferently. He is not a perverted and wretched man. He really doesn't like to visit women's pussy. He closed his eyes, stretched the bag to the door, and shouted: "Miss, I Eyes closed, you open the door. "

"En!" The woman carefully opened the door a gap, took the bag, and quickly closed the door.

Hearing the sound of the small door closing, Zhang Xiaoshan opened his eyes, probably because the original owner's body was used to memory, and shouted to the second pit: "Miss, I wish you a happy meal."

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Xiaoshan heard the woman's roar: "Get out!"

Well, Zhang Xiaoshan, who came to his senses, also felt that his actions were a bit inappropriate, so he hurriedly left the public restroom.

"The last order has also been delivered. I just came here today, so I won't accept the order. I'd better go home and have a good sleep."

Thinking in his heart, Zhang Xiaoshan took out his mobile phone and prepared to complete the order delivery operation on the order receiving software. Suddenly, a big bad review on Kugua's face appeared on the screen of the mobile phone.

Damn, the one who gave the bad review is the customer of Pit No. 2. He didn't give the promised red envelope, but he still gave the bad review. Who the **** is this!

At this time, the woman who had finally finished cleaning also walked out of the public toilet leisurely, and glanced at Zhang Xiaoshan who was still at the door. Coincidentally, the aggrieved Zhang Xiaoshan also heard the movement and looked over at the woman.

The two looked at each other, and suddenly, they were stunned by unspeakable embarrassment.

"Why haven't you left yet?" the woman said blankly.

"Is this how you repay your benefactor?" Zhang Xiaoshan said bitterly.

Huh? This woman looks familiar!

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