Fox of France

v1 Chapter 418: , Fooled

This Lucian Evans is actually Gauss's vest. Of course, this name was taken with the help of his mentor Joseph Bonaparte. The reason is naturally for some unknown memorial.

"Hehe, I really thought this happened like this?" Joseph couldn't help thinking like this when he decided on such a name for Gauss's vest.

Of course, no one except Joseph knows what kind of horror the seemingly ordinary name "Lucian Evans" represents. In another time and space, such terrible names as "primordial devil, fallen morning star, skull crusher, brain-eater, headshot madman, and three-view destroyer" are enough to stop babies from crying.

Naturally, Napoleon didn't know what kind of horror he was going to face.

"Strict proof of geometric principles and the parallel lines theorem?" Napoleon read the subject first. "Parallel lines theorem, ah, is this also someone who wants to remove parallel lines from the axioms?"

The fifth postulate of Euclidean geometry, the parallel postulate, seems far less intuitive than the previous postulates. It lacks the concise and clear beauty of the postulate, so since ancient Greece, countless mathematicians have wanted to prove it through four other postulates and five axioms, so as to remove it from the ranks of postulates and make it a one theorem.

Napoleon opened the paper and read it.

"Not bad, at least from the beginning, it's very neat, unlike the idiots in front, who can't figure out the most basic things." Napoleon nodded and took a sip of the coffee on the table. He lowered his head to continue watching.

Looking around, Napoleon was no longer calm.

"Damn it, what are these things! Really... I thought I could see a slightly normal thing that was not from the folk sciences, but as a result... how could this guy talk nonsense so seriously! This is really, this Don’t you guys want to see what the outside world looks like? It’s so irritating!"

Napoleon couldn't stand it anymore, so he couldn't help but turned the paper to the end, and then started to comment directly:

"A ridiculous reasoning. I got the ridiculous result. This is a paper with a series of errors, which is worthless and cannot pass the review. I think the author should look up and look out the window. Look at the real world... My opinion, the paper Unable to pass the review. I think the best way for this whimsical dream that no one can understand is to throw it in the fireplace, which can play its only role."

After writing this, Napoleon also threw the paper aside, and his mouth was still purring: "I understand why no one wants to review the paper. This is all about forcibly feeding people to eat shit. A whole one. In the morning, all morning, I saw so many ridiculous things! This is really... Joseph was right. There is no lower limit to human intelligence."

Generally speaking, in order to ensure a fair evaluation of the paper during review, a paper will be sent to several people for review. This of course increased the workload, so in the afternoon Napoleon was assigned to a pile of papers.

Napoleon's enthusiasm has long been consumed by the folk science papers. So he made an excuse and said that he was going to date Ms. Laura, then he lost his job to Mr. Lagrange, and then went off. Of course, Mr. Lagrange is not willing to do this kind of thing-he has not done this kind of thing for many years. So he naturally distributed these things to several of his students, so that they could receive some exercise...

Early the next morning, Napoleon unexpectedly received a notice from the Academy of Sciences because of his evaluation of the thesis "Strict Proof of the Principles of Geometry and Parallel Line Theorem" and another apprentice academician, Jean Baptis. Mr. Joseph Fourier’s judgments were very different, so the Academy of Sciences re-issued this paper to him in accordance with the usual practice, so that he could review it again. If no one is willing to change their views a week later, then a hearing will be held to resolve this disagreement.

"Huh? Fourier passed this **** paper?" Napoleon was taken aback.

According to Fourier's academic level and contributions, he would have been an academician of the Academy of Sciences long ago. It's just that he is still an important person in the Bonaparte Laboratory, and his most important research results are considered by Joseph to be very strategic, especially in radio communications. As long as he can cover his things temporarily, even if the British steal the radio station secretly equipped by the French, they can hardly imitate useful things. So these results are temporarily kept secret.

Of course, Joseph did not treat Fourier badly. For this reason, Fourier also got a lot of shares of General Electric Bonaparte. Only relying on the annual dividend, he has become the second only to Joseph and Lava in the French Academy of Sciences. Tycoon of tin.

Of course also because of this, until now, Mr. Fourier is only an academician apprentice. (In fact, it's not bad. In the original history, Fourier was not even an academician apprentice at this time)

Although Fourier was only an academician apprentice. But Napoleon still admired Fourier's academic level. Moreover, Fourier was a member of Joseph's line, which made Napoleon more alert.

"Am I really wrong? Yeah, I didn't even finish reading that **** paper. If I made a mistake the first thing I did when I became an academician, that would be really shameful. Damn it, that paper Didn’t Joseph deliberately let someone prepare to cheat me? No, I have to look again, look again..."

After half a day, Napoleon looked up painfully from the pile of papers. He forced himself to read through the whole nonsense paper from start to finish-it felt like forcing himself to eat a lot of shit.

"Shit, really shit! Although this **** paper has a rigorous structure and looks like a normal paper, it is still **** in essence! Even if it is made into chocolate, its essence is still Shit!" Napoleon scolded angrily.

But at the level of mathematics, Napoleon did not have his own level of mathematics that could surpass Fourier's confidence. So, although he still thinks this paper is shit, it's just **** in the shape of chocolate. But she still decided to find a few reliable people to take a look together, so as not to be fooled by Joseph and the others in the end.

So Napoleon called his adjutant:

"You have someone to copy several copies of this paper, and give them to Mr. Laplace, Mr. Lagrange, and Mr. Monge. Then let them all come to me the day after tomorrow."

The adjutant saluted and left. Napoleon lowered his head again, looked at the paper by "Lucian Evans," and couldn't help muttering, "What the **** are you doing?"

Soon, Laplace, Lagrange and Monge all got the paper one after another, and learned the story inside.

"Our Majesty is true too. If you encounter something that is not easy to judge, please press it first and ask us. Now it is a shame to admit the mistake, it is not big or small." After getting the paper, although it hasn't It was too late to see, but considering Napoleon's mathematics level and Fourier's level of mathematics, Laplace didn't even look at it and sighed like this.

After saying this, Laplace sat down behind his desk, put on his glasses, and began to study the paper.

"Ah, is anyone going to challenge the fifth postulate again? This is one of the most famous problems since the introduction of "Geometry". Can anyone really solve this?" Laplace was also interested, and continued Look down carefully. But soon after, he also changed his face like Napoleon.

"What's all this? How could this be? This is utter nonsense. How could there be such a conclusion? It's completely incompatible with the real world. How could this Lucian Evans dare to write such a strange thing? No wonder Napoleon decided that this paper could not be passed. How could this kind of thing be passed? If it was written by my student, I would hang him up and beat him after affirmation. His Majesty Napoleon said in the comments that the only use of this paper Throw it into the fireplace to make a fire, that’s totally correct. But...but Fourier wouldn’t make a fool of himself with his reputation, and, besides...Fourier might have a dean behind him. I’ll take a look again. Look at..."

So Mr. Laplace forced himself to read the paper again. In other words, he forced himself to eat chocolate **** again. But Laplace is different from Napoleon after all, he still found a problem.

"Although the conclusion of this paper is absurd, there is no obvious loophole in the derivation process~lightnovelpub.net~ What's the matter? But how can this be without loopholes? If this is correct, then The world is not right! I can't say, I'm right, the world is wrong, right?" Laplace said to himself.

In several other places, Lagrange and Mr. Monge reached similar conclusions as Mr. Laplace. That is: this paper must be wrong, so he should not be allowed to pass it. But this paper is so wrong, and for the time being, I really can't find any problems in the whole derivation process. But in any case, this paper must be wrong, otherwise, could it be that the world is wrong?

On the third day, they came to the government together and discussed the paper with Napoleon. However, they still failed to find any problems in the derivation of the paper.

"Is it right? Are we really wrong?" Napoleon felt a little frustrated.

"Your Majesty, this may be a trap." Laplace said, "If you change your opinion now, and then Mr. Fourier will also change his opinion, how do you plan to defend this thesis?"

Napoleon stunned, and then said: "Damn Joseph, maybe he arranged this way, **** it, I'm not fooled!"