Freelance Artist

Chapter 159: Marquis

Chapter 159 Mr. Hou

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

 “What kind of style is this? It makes me laugh to death!”

“Are you trying to laugh me to death and then inherit my Kunpeng video membership?”

“Is it okay to type directly with the frost and fire effects?”

 “Nima, squirt!”

"What the **** is the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire? Hey, why are you so sentimental? I'm still a child and I don't understand it at all!"

 “My career has no regrets?”

 “I remember running under the sunset that day?”

 “The lines were written by Hou Yehou?”

 “Hahahahahaha, this is too unserious. Is this still the excitement of writing "The Nightless Hou"?"

 “Really low cost!”

“Why do I want to laugh the more perfunctorily they perform?”

“No wonder the cost is so low. How can we achieve such a funny result if the cost of Ma Dan goes up?”

 Just over a minute.

 The audience has changed their view of this drama!

 The main film has just begun here.

Wang Dachui was walking on the road, "Since the enemy has been defeated, can I rescue the princess?"

"No!"

 At this time, another villain jumped out, "You still have to defeat me!"

 The audience was dumbfounded.

 Because this villain was the guy who received the box lunch just now, Wang Dachui also recognized it, and said confusedly: "Didn't I defeat you just now?"

 Villain: "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dachui: "It's totally the same thing. I just changed my clothes!"

The villain put his hands on his hips and laughed, then said: "That's right."

Wang Dachui: "You are shameless enough to admit it. This crew is too poor. Would you die if you changed the actor?"

 The audience laughed wildly again.

The outside world has been criticizing Kunpeng for making this drama shoddy and being reluctant to spend money. As a result, the crew of the drama is also scolding it with netizens, making all kinds of self-deprecation!

 Villain: “Come on, let’s fight it out!”

The audience is thinking:

 Is there going to be a real fight now?

 However, the next scene made everyone laugh until their **** hurt!

The picture turned into two stick figures fighting. One stick figure had the word "Wang Dahammer" on his head, and the other stick figure had the word "enemy" written on his head.

There are also words on it.

Wang Dachui used his unique skills, and the enemies were dealt with with the flaming diamond fist. The music was very exciting, and the fights and other events were all explained by text. The crew couldn't wait to let the audience figure it out!

 “Funds explode!”

The barrage is all about these four words. Many people's hands are shaking when typing. They are really going to laugh to death from this drama.

 At the end of the stickman screen.

The villain has fallen again, and his lines are exactly the same as before, "He is worthy of being the successor of Nine Sun Divine Fist..."

 Wang Dachui: “What just happened?”

The villain said to himself: "I have no regrets in my career..."

Wang Dachui: “I didn’t do anything!”

The villain continued to talk to himself: "I think of running under the sunset that day..."

 In the lens of memories.

 The silhouette of the villain is running in the wild.

 Villain: "That's my lost youth!"

finally!

 The decisive battle is coming!

Wang Dachui's mood remained unchanged: "The princess is about to be rescued. Why are you not looking forward to it at all?"

 He walked to a meadow.

There is a huge perfunctory special effect in front, with the words "Flaming Mountain" written on it.

There is a villain standing on top of the Flame Mountain, and it turns out to be another guy who has died twice before.

Wang Dachui was expressionless: "Can the special effects be any worse? There is no sense of immersion at all! And the guy standing on the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? Wasn't it painted by the same makeup artist? The style is completely different!”

 Special effects above the mountain.

The villain looked at Wang Dachui and smiled evilly, "Young man, you are finally here. The princess is locked up under this... tsk... this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.

Ya, I forgot the words again!

Wang Dachui was helpless, "How many times have you recited it and still can't remember the lines?"

  The villain simply skipped a line: "You have to step over my corpse! Boy, I want to fight you to the death!"

 Music starts.

 Wang Dachui’s expression changed, “As expected of the ultimate devil, even the special effects have become exquisite!”

 The villain has a pair of black wings behind his back.

Plastic material.

 But it is indeed much better than before.

 Wang Dachui: “Finally, it looks like a decisive battle!”

Is there going to be a real fight this time?

 The audience watched with wide eyes.

 Then the villain slipped and fell down the mountain.

audience:"…"

Wang Dachui: “…”

 The villain began to leave his last words: "I have no regrets in my career..."

Wang Dachui: "Wuhui, your sister! She obviously fell to her death by herself!"

The villain said to himself: "I think of running under the sunset that day, that was my lost youth..."

There was another gasp.

 The big devil is also dead.

 The screen changes for a while.

Wang Dachui’s dull face.

“My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I still rescued the princess even though I didn’t want to save her at all.”

 He turned around and looked.

The princess is also played by the previous villain. He is a man. Can he still play the princess?

Wang Dachui: "As expected, he is still the same..."

Princess: "You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you today, I want a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, I want it, I want it!"

Wang Dachui took out his toy sword and wiped his neck.   committed suicide.

The princess hugged him and said, "Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?"

 Voiceover.

Wang Dachui’s voice said, “Haha, I never want to work with such a poor crew again.”

 The end of the first episode.

 The following are some tidbits.

 …

online.

 All the netizens who had criticized, were angry, and bad-mouthed this drama before have forgotten everything before. Everyone was made a fool out of laughing at the first episode!

 “How can it be so funny!”

 “This is the funniest show I’ve ever seen!”

“It lasted more than three minutes. God knows how many times I laughed.”

 “Laughing to the point of tears.”

 “My stomach aches from laughing, goose goose goose goose!”

 “I laughed like a pig!”

“I didn’t have any abs before, but this show made me laugh out loud.”

“Hahahahahahaha, it’s really shoddy and shoddy, but it seems like this is what people want. If this drama is too refined, it won’t have this effect!”

"I was wrong!"

 “Kunpeng, please accept my knee!”

 “Kneel down to Nightlord, I can’t believe that this thing is written by the same screenwriter as “Crazy”!”

 “Hou Ye yyds!”

 “What’s the name of this male protagonist? I’m totally obsessed with him, his expression is so awesome!”

“Kunpeng, I’m sorry, I’ll open a membership right now!”

“Whatever you sign up for as a member, the first ten episodes are free!”

 “There is an advertisement before the second episode.”

"Local tycoon!"

  This drama released ten episodes in one go. Except for the first episode, which had no commercials, there were commercials starting from the second episode.

 You can avoid advertising by becoming a member.

Judging from the effect of the first episode, many people have been attracted and decided to sign up for membership directly, so that they don’t have to wait for advertisements later.

 …

 In the industry.

 Many people are confused.

 Professionals can naturally see how awesome this comedy is, and it has completely created a new comedy style!

"How did you do it!"

 “This style is really unbeatable!”

“It’s mindless and illogical, and a lot of things are simply untenable, but this thing makes everyone lose their logic, or even their brains, and just follow the silly fun!”

 “This is only the first episode.”

 “Can this quality be maintained in the future?”

 “Is it difficult?”

“The first episode has so many laughs!”

 …

 Three big ones.

 Shen Shen is no longer arrogant, Nathan is no longer ridiculing, Tianguang is no longer bad-mouthing, and many people feel their heads are buzzing.

Sudden.

Someone said: "This is just the beginning, it doesn't mean anything!"

"right!"

 “Look again!”

 “Can it be so hilarious later?”

"impossible!"

 “Absolutely impossible!”

 “How could the script of No Yehou be so funny!”

“The lines in it are so brainwashing, running under the sunset, lost youth, so magical.”

“What a brain this guy has. It’s very difficult to write a comedy script like this, and his style has changed so much!”

 …

 Novel Circle!

There are also many people here who are paying attention to "Unexpectedly".

This kind of attention started when Kunpeng officially announced that the script of "Unexpectedly" was written by Wu Yehou.

"Never imagined?"

 “This wave is really unexpected!”

“Hahahaha, netizens are all stupid, asking why Buyehou has changed so much. It seems they still don’t understand Mr. Buyehou.”

 “Bu Yehou is famous for his varied styles!”

“The White Night Marquis, the Dark Night Marquis, and the Marquis who wrote the script. As we all know, the Night Marquis is a divided state with thousands of incarnations.”

  “Is this a white night or a dark night?”

“We usually scold him, but this time we really have to call him Ye. When he was a screenwriter, he was Hou Ye!”

 …

  Everyone has woken up after watching the first episode!

  The shoddy production, perfunctory special effects, and reluctance to spend money are all true, but they are the characteristics of this drama!

 Everything is done for fun!

 Netizens have sprayed it wrong before, and many people are feeling guilty.

Someone has already posted the words "Kunpeng I'm sorry" on the barrage, and the number of likes has exploded!

 Public opinion has begun to reverse!

Everyone realized that they had wronged Kunpeng!

Jiang Cheng called Lin Zhibai, his voice full of excitement: "Boss! Our number of member registrations has begun to increase. Many people signed up for membership after watching the first episode of "Unexpectedly", just for the sake of it. Advertising is exempted for the next nine episodes, but most people are single-month members. They may run away after watching this drama, but this is already very good. Our Kunpeng Video’s losses can be temporarily stopped, and we will update it later. Should you consider going to VIP, where non-members can’t watch?”

 “Not into VIP.”

Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This drama is used to attract traffic to Kunpeng Video. You can watch it without being a member. As long as you are willing to wait for thirty seconds of commercials in each episode. Being VIP will drive away some people." .”

 Making money is not the primary purpose.

 Diversion is the most critical thing.

Amid the excitement among netizens, everyone has already watched the next nine episodes, each episode only lasts a few minutes anyway.

This kind of mini-series is like fast food, you can watch it in a short time...

 Why was Douyin so popular in the previous life?

  It is because it is short, fast and can catch the most eyeballs in the shortest time.

 And "Never Expected" is also the same with the same approach!

 (End of this chapter)