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Chapter 352: You can't tell the difference between ma

Chapter 352: You can’t tell the difference between male and female, the perfume is poisonous!

  The results of the second round of draws will be out soon!

 Frog Prince No.1.

 Tibetan Mastiff No. 2.

  Cuckoo No. 3.

  Bai Bian Xing Jun No. 4.

on the stage.

  Host Huang Li announced the results of the draw.

 Then the Frog Prince came on the stage and started singing.

Perhaps it is because the four promoted contestants in this round are only competing for ranking and no one will be eliminated, so Frog Prince was very bold in his song selection and actually sang a very niche song. However, the response from the audience was surprisingly good, although there was no The last round was so explosive, but judging from the overall applause, it was no problem.

 Follow.

Tibetan Mastiff came on stage and sang a song that was not very suitable for the competitive stage, but was very immersive. The overall song was very heart-warming. Lin Zhibai felt a little inexplicably sad when he heard it, and suddenly felt a sense of familiarity from it.

 “This singing method is very unique…”

Although the voice is not that familiar to him, Lin Zhibai feels that this singing style is very similar to that of one of his old friends, "Could it be Zhang Xiyang?"

This idea flashed into my mind.

 Recalling the feeling of Tibetan Mastiff’s previous games, it seems that this vague sense of familiarity has always existed, and Lin Zhibai’s eyes gradually brightened!

 “Maybe it’s really him!”

Lin Zhibai is 60% sure.

In fact, Lin Zhibai can directly ask the system to explore the singing skills of other singers and compare the data to know. Of course, he can also directly ask Jiang Cheng to tell him who is who, but that would be boring. The fun of this show is in "Werewolf" Or "Please close your eyes when it gets dark" is a very subtle atmosphere. Only when you guess or test it out by yourself will you feel a sense of accomplishment!

And then.

 The cuckoo is here!

This cuckoo who is suspected of being Luo Yan was well hidden this time and used that slightly neutral voice again, but Lin Zhibai had already noticed the other person in the last issue—

This person is probably Luo Yan!

After all, Lin Zhibai personally selected the person in "The Voice". He is still very familiar with Luo Yan, "I can't recognize who this Chu Liuxiang is. Even if the others haven't been confirmed yet, I can infer based on the clues." The results are almost the same.”

 When the cuckoo has finished singing.

Huang Li looked at the obviously agitated audience and announced: "Next, let us give warm applause to welcome the last masked singer today to the stage. He is the Variety Star!"

"ah!"

 The audience is excited when they hear "Various Star King", and smiles appear on their faces in advance, as if the other person is some kind of comedian!

 “Ouch!”

 “Finally it’s him again!”

 “The number one scammer in the music industry!”

 “The first person to play pranks!”

 “What kind of work will he do next?”

"There should be nothing new. First of all, Zhang Xiyang can't pretend anymore. Lin Shouzhuo also personally refuted the rumors. He has imitated Zhou Hanjin's voice twice. Even if he continues to imitate, there will be nothing new."

"Right."

“There is probably nothing new in the area of ​​voice. After all, he has imitated three voices so far, which is probably the limit. Otherwise, he would not have imitated the singing voices of Zhou Hanjin and Lin Shouzhuo twice each.”

 “He should be left with only the original sound and no use?”

The audience has been counting. Variety Star Lord has sung a total of five songs so far, using three voices respectively. Among them, Zhou Hanjin’s voice was used twice, Lin Shouzhuo’s voice was used twice, and Zhang Xiyang’s voice was used once. , given that the voices of Zhou Hanjin and Lin Shouzhuo were each used twice, many viewers felt that this was because Variety Star Lord had no new tricks.

certainly.

There are also some viewers who are looking forward to the fourth voice coming from Variety Star King, because there is a high probability that it will be its true original voice!

 …

 The curtain call fell.

 The Variety Star King walks towards the stage.

The cheers at the scene were wave after wave, making several other masked singers envious. Variety Star’s popularity with the audience is really great!

 Just because Baibianxingjun is so good at making things happen!

 90% of the program's effect is on him!

It can even be said that the popularity of "The King of Masked Singer" is so high because of the existence of Variety Star. Obviously in terms of the hard power of stage performance, Tibetan Mastiff and Frog Prince are better than Variety Star. Get on the front line!

Prepare.

Lin Zhibai motioned to the band.

 The stage lights suddenly dimmed.

 At the moment when the stage went dark.

 Everyone’s eyes were turned to the big screen at the same time!

Why?

 Because everyone wants to know the name of the song that Baibianxingjun will sing this time!

This is a wonderful person who can start every performance from the title of the song!

Looking at the many music talent competitions in Qinzhou over the years, only a character like Baibian Xingjun can do it—

Just the name of the song can make the audience scratch their heads in anticipation!

  唰.

 The big screen lit up.

This time, Variety Star King still did not disappoint the audience. Just the title of the song made many people burst into laughter!

 Because the name of this song is:

"Perfume is poisonous"!

 “Hahahahahahahaha God, the perfume is poisonous!”

 “The song titles of Variety Star King are always unreasonable!”

“Is it the perfume that’s poisonous or your Variety Star King that’s poisonous?”

"This guy is really poisonous. He just finished singing "You're So Poisonous" and now he's starting to be poisonous again!"

“It’s very toxic.”

 “This is a poisonous joke playing on Li Xiao!”

“You may not know that Li Xiao recently signed an endorsement deal with international first-line perfume brand Fran, which was officially announced last month.”

 “Poof!”

“Then this is Chunchun pranking Li Xiao!”

 Many people’s attention immediately shifted to Li Xiao, the eldest sister of the guessing team.

 “What a crappy song title!”

 Li Xiao didn’t know whether to cry or laugh for a moment. Didn’t he say that Baibian Xingjun was poisonous several times?

  How can you write a song using such a bad joke?

The key is to write two more songs. Isn't the song "You're So Poisonous" from the last issue not enough?

 “Hahaha, that’s too much!”

Everyone in the judging panel laughed wildly, "Sister Xiao, I suspect he is targeting you!"

 “What do you call this?”

Li Xiao snorted: "You also said he was poisonous."

 That’s true.

While everyone was thinking this, a guitar intro played, and then they heard Variety Star Lord sing:

 “I once loved such a man.”

 “He said I was the most beautiful woman in the world.”

 “I kept that innocence for him.”

 “Close the door to loving others.”

 Boom!

 The guests were confused!

 The audience was dumbfounded!

Other participating singers were also stunned!

The moment the Variety Star’s song resounded on the stage, everyone’s scalp was numb and they were so shocked that they had goosebumps all over their bodies!

 Li Xiao’s voice!

 This is Li Xiao’s voice!

Of course Li Xiao herself heard it. She stared at Baibianxingjun in astonishment and didn't react for a long time!

how so?

 He... or she...

How come this Variety Star Lord makes the same sound as me! ?

  Bai Bianxingjun imitates the voices of other singers, everyone has seen this before!

 Even if his song has a fourth sound, even if everyone is surprised, it is definitely within the acceptable range!

But! !

This does not include the fact that Baibianxingjun can produce a woman's voice, or even the voice of the female singer Li Xiao!

 “This is the man I love so much.”

 “Make me the stupidest woman in the world.”

 “I will take everything he says seriously.”

 “He said he loves my lips the most.”

Lin Zhibai made perfect use of his ever-changing voice and sang this song exactly like Li Xiao’s voice.

 Purely feminine voice!

 Pure Li Xiao’s voice!

 Li Xiao felt that his brain was in chaos, and he murmured unconsciously: "How could this happen..."

yes!

how so?

Everyone was so confused that they even forgot to scream!

 Scary!    This is so scary!

At this moment, Li Xiao truly experienced how Zhou Hanjin felt when he heard Baibian Xingjun imitate his voice before!

  It just so happens that this is a song sung purely from a female perspective!

Every lyric of Baibianxingjun illustrates this point!

Li Xiao's voice when singing "Perfume Is Poisonous" has no sense of dissonance!

If Li Xiao hadn't been sitting in the judging panel at the moment, the audience would have thought that Variety Star Jun really was Li Ge!

 The singing continues.

Bai Bian Xingjun looked at Li Xiao, the judging panel, and the audience. At this moment, he looked like a woman who was hurt in love.

 His/her voice is so sad and painful!

 “My requirements are not high.”

 “Treat me as well as before.”

 “But one day you said the same thing.”

 “Put someone into your arms.”

 The grievances of women are completely presented through the voice of Baibian Xingjun!

Yingwei's expression looks like he is constipated. This is a distorted expression that only appears after being overly shocked!

“Is the Variety Star Lord a boy or a girl?”

Han Bo’s eyes were also trembling: “Can a male singer make such a sound?”

Tian Wei's heartbeat almost skipped a beat: "It's impossible. Even Luo Yan's female voice doesn't have such a strong feminine flavor. It's exactly the same as Teacher Li Xiao's voice!"

 “She might be a female singer!”

 Li Xiao finally came to his senses, and at this moment, the chorus came!

 The Variety Star King raised his head high.

The voice was like weeping and complaining:

 “You smell like her perfume!”

 “It’s my nose that’s to blame!”

 “Shouldn’t smell her beauty!”

 “Erase everything and sleep with you!”

 There is a saying, this song "Perfume is Toxic" which was popular in the past life, ordinary male singers cannot sing it at all with the original key!

 Even for many female singers, it is quite difficult because the key is too high!

It just so happens that Variety Star King can sing!

This versatile star, who everyone initially thought was a male singer, is now singing such a high-pitched female tune with Li Xiao's voice!

The chorus isn’t over yet.

With a slight pause, Baibianxingjun once again struck up the long and bright diva-level treble:

 “You smell like her perfume!”

 “You gave me the humiliation!”

 “The love you want is too perfect!”

 “I’ll never learn!”

The audience couldn't help but scream, and some people even stood up directly. Variety Star King went crazy with Li Xiao's voice!

The audience went crazy too!

 In fact, the song itself is not really shocking to this extent, but Baibianxingjun sang this song with Li Xiao's voice, which matched the feeling of the song itself, and directly stimulated all the audience to the point of numbness!

 “Oh my God!”

 “How is this done?”

 “That’s outrageous!”

 “I’m stupid!”

“This is Li Xiao’s voice. Variety Star Lord can even imitate a woman’s voice!”

 “Is it possible that Baibianxingjun is a woman?”

“It’s just that we all had preconceptions before and subconsciously thought she was a man?”

 “Don’t forget that there is a female singer in “The Voice” who can produce a man’s voice!”

 “It’s hard to tell the male and female of the Variety Star King!”

As for other masked singers, the more the audience listens to them, the easier it is for them to guess the voice of the other person. After all, there will always be times when the secret is revealed in consecutive songs.

 Only this ever-changing star king!

Rather than becoming clearer, the identity becomes more confusing. In this scene, the audience can’t even distinguish the most basic gender!

Who dares to say that Variety Star King must be a man?

 No one dares to say it!

Which man can sing Li Xiao’s voice?

 Li Xiao himself felt a little dizzy and dizzy.

It seems like it’s my own Li Xiaofenxiao on stage?

Even Li Xiao feels that he may not be able to perform like this.

This song is so cruel!

How can a woman who has never been divorced several times sing to this level?

 …

Backstage.

 Zhou Hanjin, under the mask of the Frog Prince, felt as if he was diving in the deep sea.

vaguely.

Even the voice made by the Variety Star Lord, which was exactly the same as that of his wife, was a bit hard to hear.

 The Hundred-Change True King?

At this moment, the Frog Prince truly understood the true meaning of "variety"!

Do you believe that you can become my wife?

Also, this song is so awesome, Baibianxingjun sings it with Li Xiao’s voice.

Zhou Han listened as if Li Xiao was accusing himself of being a scumbag looking for a woman outside!

I do not have it!

 There is no other woman’s perfume smell on me!

 Ahhhhhhh!

Is this Variety Star King a boy or a girl?

 Where did it come from?

It’s okay to prank me, but why don’t you even let my wife go!

 …

next door.

Zhang Xiyang’s face is confused under the Tibetan Mastiff mask!

 The Variety Star King finally made his fourth voice!

Everyone was looking forward to whether this guy would make a fourth sound, whether it would be his original sound...

 Okay!

The fourth sound came out, but only a fool would believe that it was the original sound of Ya. It was clearly Li Xiao’s voice!

 Men can imitate!

  Women can imitate it too! ?

 Or should I say that this scammer is really a woman! ?

 …

 Next door again.

ˆ Cuckoo was so shocked that he stood up and his face was almost pressed against the TV!

"Did I hear it wrong?"

Under the cuckoo mask, it is Luo Yan’s face, but all the muscles in this face are tangled together at this moment!

“I can also imitate Teacher Li Xiao’s voice, but I can never achieve this level of similarity…”

 What if Variety Star Jun is actually a woman?

That’s terrible!

What if Variety Star King is a man?

That’s still terrible!

Where on earth did this evildoer come from?

 …

on the stage.

 Bai Bian Xingjun is about to cry.

“You have the smell of her perfume on you, which is the inferiority you gave me. The love you want is too perfect, I will never learn it..."

This is to sing out the feeling.

 Singing into the depths of the soul.

When he uttered the last line of the lyrics, Baibian Xingjun’s voice had a crying tone: “I will never...learn...”

 Okay.

For those who don’t know, you really think that Baibianxingjun is an emotionally injured woman!

 The audience’s hearts were also broken!

Only Li Xiao and a few other people had their eyes widened!

Li Xiao doesn’t believe this is true. Baibianxingjun must be a singer similar to Luo Yan, so he can express the beauty of a woman with a man’s body...

Um?

 Luo Yan! ?

Li Xiao’s eyes widened even more!

 Luo Yan, is that you? Stop pretending, I know it’s you!

  —

 ps: I recommend everyone to listen to a small round version of "Perfume is Poisonous". I cried when I heard it (dog head)

 (End of this chapter)