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Chapter 991: Five officials compete for merit, a chor

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Numerous news and reports about the real-time ratings of the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala have emerged one after another, shocking all viewers who have not yet watched the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, including some who have directly targeted Zhongzhou TV since the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast.

"what?"

"Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala is so powerful?"

"The ratings are the same as Nakasu!?"

"How is this possible? How wonderful is the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala to be equal to Zhongzhou?"

"No, it arouses my curiosity!"

"I'm going to Qinzhou TV Station to see why their Qinzhou ratings are so high!"

"I'll take a look too!"

"It's too ridiculous that the local Spring Festival Gala ratings are the same as the Central Continent Spring Festival Gala, let's see what's amazing about them!"

Countless people are curious!

The audience ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala can be equal to that of Zhongzhou. People who have not watched the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala can't understand it at all!

Under such curiosity.

Countless viewers opened the Qinzhou TV station!

If you watch it on the Internet, you will definitely see dense barrage, all new audiences who heard the news from other Spring Festival Gala:

"Does Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala look good?"

"I heard that the Spring Festival Gala here is so exciting?"

"The ratings are really the same as Zhongzhou?"

"I came here specially from the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Plus one upstairs!"

"I'm from Zhao Zhou."

"I'm here from Han Zhou Spring Festival Gala."

"I came from Wei Zhou Spring Festival Gala."

"Add 9527!"

The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala rose again.

Nakasu.

Zhuang Xian's expression was ugly.

The deputy director, Chang An, turned pale.

The entire director group of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala was frightened by the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala ratings, and uneasy emotions spread.

"Why is this?"

"The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are even the same as ours!"

"It's over!"

"Zhongzhou's face has been lost by us!"

"The ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have never been caught up by the local Spring Festival Gala..."

"No matter how special this year's situation is, it is still a shame for us in Central Continent to have such a situation!"

"Is it a question of shame now?"

"Now it's a question whether you and me will be held in Zhongzhou for the Spring Festival Gala in the future!"

Everyone panicked!

Zhuang Xian suddenly yelled: "Shut up all to me, who said that we are over, there is half the time left for the Spring Festival Gala!"

Only about three hours have passed now.

And in the last three hours of the Spring Festival Gala, Zhongzhou hid several killer features. This is his arrangement, leaving the good things behind!

Almost forgot this!

Everyone suddenly felt calm.

Everyone was just shocked by Qin Zhou's ratings.

Zhuang Xian is right, all the good programs of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala are behind!

Qin Zhou didn't know about Zang Zhuo. He put out so many good-looking and fun shows in the first three hours. In the remaining half of the time, are there enough heavyweight shows to fight Zhongzhou?

Thinking like this.

The deputy director Chang An suddenly got excited, looked towards the stage, his face returned to a rosy look: "Finally it's the two teachers' turn!"

"There's a good show here!"

As soon as everyone in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala group saw the situation on stage, they burst into laughter: "Don't worry about this round of ratings at all!"

crosstalk!

The next show in Zhongzhou is a cross talk. The performers are the top cross talk masters of Blue Star, the famous Liu family brothers, Liu Kun and Liu Wei's cross talk show. The status of these two people in the cross talk world is the same as Shi Yan and Chen Feng in the sketch. The status of the world is almost the same!

Brother Liu said cross talk!

The news quickly reached the ears of the audiences of the major Spring Festival Gala, which immediately aroused countless people's eagerness.

Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was also affected.

"My friends, look at Zhongzhou Station, they are finally serving hard dishes!"

"What hard dish?"

"I'll just say four words, Brother Liu!"

"Liu Kun and Teacher Liu Wei!?"

"Good fellow, it depends on Zhongzhou Station!"

"Let me just say, there must be hard dishes behind Zhongzhou!"

"Although the Qin Zhou show is very exciting, there is really no way. I really like the Liu brothers talking about cross talk!"

"Go and go!"

"Looking at the cross talk, it really has to be the Spring Festival Gala!"

Many people who have just switched to Qinzhou TV Station have not yet settled, they are attracted by the news, and even many viewers who have been watching the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are a little tempted!

Liu Kun, Liu Wei!

That's the Liu brothers!

Their cross talk is so wonderful!

Shall we go to Qinzhou TV Station to watch for a while?

It's fine to switch back to Qinzhou TV Station after watching the comic dialogue!

Thinking this way, many people are ready to act, but coincidentally, just as many people are preparing to change the channel, the host of the live show suddenly introduces the next show: "We know that there are two kinds of cross talk, one is called stand-up cross talk. It's a cross talk by one person; a kind of cross talk, which is a cross talk between two people, one to cheer and the other to tease; but have you heard of the cross talk by five people, have you heard of the cross talk?"

Backstage.

Lin Yuan smiled.

Blue Star has only stand-up comedy and cross talk, but no cross talk. His design is also a pioneer.

However, even in the celestial cross talk circle, cross talk is rare. Those classics are mostly stand-up or counterpart cross talk, and cross talk is not the mainstream.

Because there is such a saying in the cross talk world:

One for talking, two for teasing, three for coordinating, four for coaxing, and five for chaos.

Three people’s cross talks are still rare, and four people started to roar, not to mention the difficulty of the five people’s cross talks. Even if Lin Yuan searched the system library, only a few groups of cross talks were found, and among them the most classic group. One of the cross talks is the traditional cross talk "Five Senses Striving for Merit" by Teacher Ma Ji!

Officials refer to organs.

The theme of cross talk is the debate about eyes, nose, mouth, ears and head.

Following the introduction of the host, a few lines appeared in the lower left corner of the TV.

Program: Five senses contend for merit

Performance: Guo Leng, Zhao Qilin, Li Qian, Peng Zhou, Feng An

Script: Chu Kuang

Many viewers who were about to switch channels couldn't help but put down the remote control, and were more or less attracted by this gimmick.

"Five people's cross talk!?"

"This statement is really new!"

"The cross talk book is also provided by the old thief. The old thief is the rhythm of changing careers. It is also a sketch and a cross talk!"

"Can this thing work?"

"I originally wanted to express my doubts, but thinking of the "Eating Noodles" sketch, I also think that the old thief's book is mostly a bit level!"

"The five actors are not bad!"

"Although these five people alone can't compare to the Liu brothers, the weight of the five is no worse than the Liu brothers!"

"Crosstalk is not so calculated."

"It's really not that the more people there are, the better it looks."

"But I have to say that the five cross talk masters performing on the same stage are indeed very attractive, plus the old thief's book, I am interested!"

Chu Kuang!

Five cross talk masters!

Come talk like never before!

These gimmicks put together are enough to form a reason for many audiences not to switch channels!

at this time.

Qin Zhou's cross talk has begun!

The cross talk in Zhongzhou has also begun!

The programs of the major Spring Festival Gala are not synchronized, but the occasional overlap is also normal. This is the first overlap between the two sides, and they are all cross talk performances!

Guo Ling walked onto the stage with a fat figure and a very friendly smile: "I'm here to tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream is very strange. I dreamed of my facial features... "

Sudden.

There are voices next to him, and four other actors are on stage one after another. They play the roles of eyes, head, nose, and ears. The facial features come together to form a good show with the head played by Guo Ling!

"Yo! Head."

"Hey."

"Ha ha!"

"Hello!"

"Do you still know me?"

"May I ask your last name?"

"My last name is Eye."

"Last name?"

"Family name."

"Does Baijia have your surname?"

"That's the first one."

"Which sentence?"

"Zhao Qian Sunyan."

"Never heard of it! Zhao Qian Sun Yan? Zhao Qian Sun Li!"

The five sense organs are arguing about who deserves the most credit. It is obviously a very popular thing in life. When it comes to a few cross talk actors, it is extremely funny and humorous!

Nakasu.

Zhuang Xian frowned: "Qin Zhou is also a cross talk?"

Chang An sneered: "Now they can hit the muzzle. The difference is easiest to see through the horizontal comparison. The audience will understand which side of the program is more exciting after watching our program. Look at this scene!"

On the stage of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala.

The Liu Brothers performed very well.

The audience applauded from time to time in the audience.

Without the slightest mistake, the Liu brothers are as funny as ever, and the quality of the show is as good as always. No wonder that every year, no matter which continent holds the Spring Festival Gala, the Liu brothers are invited over. These two brothers can hold the scene!

But Zhuang Xian was still uneasy.

He suddenly found a place to avoid other people, and opened the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala with a tablet, and watched Qinzhou's cross talk for a while.

Qinzhou stage.

The five sense organs are still arguing.

Nose: You are facing that mouth!

Head: Why am I facing him?

Nose: Hey! Get some delicious, delicious, chicken, duck, fish, seafood, orange soda, and cream popsicles, you just put it in your mouth! Ah?

Head: I'll stuff your nose, can you digest it, you?

Mouth: Come on, nose, no matter how delicious he is, my mouth is not on the edge, let you smell it first!

Nose: Hey? I'll smell it first, why do you have a slap in the face?

Mouth: nonsense! You have a cold and catch a cold, this gasping, I have to stand it up for you.

Eyes: Don't talk about it! You two are fragrant and spicy, I just looked at nothing wrong with me!

Ears: Yes! I can't see it yet?

Head: Alright, alright! There is nothing wrong with the two of you at all.

Nose: This is a good thing, it's all on the mouth!

Mouth: Alright! You only see my fragrant and spicy drink! Who of you has a disaster, has a sickness, drinks some bitter water, and takes a pill that doesn’t stuff my mouth? What did i say? Just say your nose, clear water nose can flow into my mouth, and I am your spittoon!

Ears: Yes, these studs are still piercing my ears!

Mouth: Yes! It hurts your ears, and I have to grin.

Eyes: Yes, when you grin, I have to squeeze tears.

Nose: Then my nose is sore. Who am I to provoke me? Your eyes are still not satisfied! Don't think I don't know, the one-hundred-inch large color TV at the head home is for you!

Zhuang Xian was airborne, so he looked at it without end.

However, Zhuang Xian understood the purpose of this cross talk after only watching a few dialogues, and it didn't affect his understanding of the cross talk at all.

Turned.

Looking at the performance of the Liu brothers on the Zhongzhou stage, although there was a lot of laughter and applause, he always felt a little flustered, especially after seeing the full screen of audience barrage and comments:

"Hahaha!"

"Killing me!"

"Unexpectedly, old thief Chu Kuang's cross talk is so good at playing!"

"The old thief is too showy. You can find scripts from this angle!"

"It's okay for a few teachers to perform, but five people perform cross talk but it's not messy at all!"

"So happy!"

"I always think that the sketch is more exciting than the cross talk. This is the first time I have discovered that a good cross talk is no worse than the sketch!"

"How fresh! Cross talk!"

"Qin Zhou Spring Festival Gala, nothing is new!"

"If the Liu brothers are still at their previous level, then I feel that the cross talk of the Liu brothers should be no better than "Five Senses Compete for Merit"!"

form!

conception!

angle!

Connotation!

There is everything that this cross talk should have. You say he is a traditional cross talk, but people are still so novel. You say that they are novel, but traditional cross talk audiences are also very acclaimed. Both netizens and live audiences are applauded!

To know.

This is a cross talk for nearly twenty minutes!

However, none of the audience was impatient after the twenty-minute cross talk performance!

The whole network is admiring!

The cross talk between Qin Zhou and Zhongzhou was also put together for comparison!

"The cross talk of the Liu brothers is as wonderful as ever. After all, the Liu brothers grew up together. There is no tacit understanding, but the cross talk of Qin Zhou directly opened up the precedent of cross talk, probably because I saw it for the first time. It’s a cross talk in the form, I always feel that the performance of five people is more shocking than the performance of two people!"

"Chu Kuang, this book is so good!"

"For the first time, I felt that the Liu Brothers' cross talk was compared to other people's cross talk!"

"Don't blame Brother Liu."

"This wave is two to five, hahaha!"

"It's obviously two to six. The cross talk on Qinzhou's side is made by Chu Kuang. When it comes to the creation of works, Chu Kuang is really awesome!"

"People in the circle come and take a look!"

"The old thief is no longer satisfied with writing reasoning, fantasy, martial arts, and fairy tales. This guy now needs to write sketches and cross talk!"

"Slightly moved."

"Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala really gave me the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala as a child."

"It is said that the quality of the Spring Festival Gala shows is getting worse and worse. Whoever dares to say that Qin Zhou is worse than I am anxious this year, even if Qin Zhou can't produce any good programs, I will finish watching it!"

"How's the Nakasu ratings?"

"This wave should be tied. Although I think Qinzhou's is more exciting, the Liu family brothers are very attractive. Many people have adjusted the stage. I don't know that the cross talk on Qinzhou's side is more exciting."

The fight for the five sense organs is almost over!

Guo Leng, who played the head, smiled at the audience and said: "I understand, these facial features are just like family members. Only when our family loves each other can we win honor and happiness together!"

Five senses: "Yes!"

Ear: "Listen!"

Five senses: "We can't hear."

Ear: "Do you hear that?"

The audience was stunned, but there was a sudden sound of singing in their ears, the chorus song "Blind Date and Love a Family":

"I like to have warm lights waiting when I get home

I like to bed together and see everyone’s smiling faces

I like to work hard for my family and my ideals as soon as I go out

I like the family’s hearts looking in the same direction

I like to be happy when I want to share it with you right away

I like to think of your warm embrace when I am injured

I like to think of how great you will always be when I am angry

I like to bring good memories home for you when I travel

Because we are a family

A family who loves each other

Only when you have the heart

Only if you have the heart will you cherish it

Why let the sky full of dark clouds cover your eyes..."

The show transitioned naturally. Dozens of top stars from all continents even sang on the same stage. All the singers have one sentence after the song!

The climax part.

Direct chorus of stars!

Even if it is directed at so many stars, it is enough for the audience to cheer, let alone the song itself, which fits the tune of the Spring Festival Gala!

"Too ruthless!"

"Qin Zhou is too cruel!"

"What lineup is this Nima!"

"The top singers from all continents are here!"

"These people are all qualified for the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala!"

"The white swan is here too!"

"The robot is here!"

"A few of the most popular singers of the Masked Singer King!"

"Didn't it mean that Zhongzhou also invited the white swan and the robot, and was rejected by them. As a result, they did not participate in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala, just to participate in Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala?"

"Good fellow, Qin Zhou really has a lot of face during the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Qin Zhou doesn't have this appeal, it must be the face of Yu Dad!"

"I saw it along the way, and the biggest emotion is that the funding for the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so high!"

"The sponsor is Yanyan Hotpot!"

"The other sponsor is Daughter Red!"

"These two sponsors definitely gave a lot of money, especially for Yanyan hot pot. There is always this brand in the projects of Zaiyu Dynasty?"

Nakasu.

Zhuang Xian watched Qin Zhou's program with his eyes frozen!

Not only did the cross talk just calm him down, the following chorus also made his mind sway!

Moreover, the shock brought to him by this chorus is greater than the cross talk!

Of course not because of how awesome the song is.

The song is really good, but the real point is the status and identity of this group of singer queens!

Zhuang Xian recognized it at a glance!

After the Qinzhou Stars Chorus has a few top singer songs, Zhongzhou sent out an invitation to the Spring Festival Gala!

They refused!

At that time, Zhuang Xian didn't think much, only when some celebrities wanted to spend the New Year with their family during the Spring Festival.

Until this moment.

Zhuang Xiancai realized:

These few singers are not to spend the New Year with their families. They refuse Zhongzhou because they want to participate in the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!

To be exact, it is because of Xianyu!

Zhuang Xian felt completely incomprehensible!

Why did they abandon Central Continent and choose that fish?

In the eyes of these few singers, the weight of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala is not as good as a jealous fish?

Isn't Xian Yu just a song father?

Is it worth their flattery?

They would rather sing a few or two pitiful lyrics on the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala than come to Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala to sing independently! ?

This is the first time!

Zhuang Xian doubts Zhongzhou's signboard!

Before that, he and any celebrities from other continents showed the signs of Central Continent, no matter how big the opponent is, he will take the most important attitude!

Sudden.

phone vibration!

Zhuang Xian looked at the news that he had just received, and his pupils shrank into needle-pointed wheat awns in an instant: "The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala have slightly surpassed yours. Of course, the magnitude is very small. I can press the news for Zhongzhou for an hour, but if Zhongzhou picks up In the next hour, I still won’t be able to get back the viewership. This year this year’s scene is really a bit ugly..."

Zhuang Xian squeezed the phone!

There has never been a precedent in Bluestar's history that the Spring Festival Gala lost to a local Spring Festival Gala!

And if Zhongzhou holds the Spring Festival Gala and loses to the local Spring Festival Gala, UU reading www.uukanshu.com will be the most faceless one in Zhongzhou in so many years!

Zhuang Xian is very sure!

If Zhongzhou can't grab the popularity, the Spring Festival Gala group he leads, don't think about holding up the Spring Festival Gala guide in this life, and many people may even have to retire early with themselves...

"Will not!"

"There is hope!"

"There are still good shows!"

Zhuang Xian seems to be self-encouraging himself, although he understands that even if he grabs the popularity, he is just trying to win his respect. Zhongzhou is so embarrassed by the local Spring Festival Gala that it is like Xianyu slapped the faces of countless big men in Zhongzhou. With a slap, it is one thing that Xian Yu completely offends Zhongzhou because of this. It's another thing that she has to dismiss get out of class after this Spring Festival Gala.