Chapter 271 The Art of Slow Play!

Looking at the huge word "onlyup" on the game details page, the protagonist in the picture, the kid wearing a blue and white baseball cap, has his hands slightly open, as if he is taking off.

 Below him are residential buildings as small as ants, and behind him is the city.

 It was him who was cursing and downloading.

Yinzi lay with his head up on the chair, looking as if he was hopeless.

He was extremely eager for the game to download for a longer time, but a light and sweet "dinging" sound soon came to his ears.

 Downloading completed.

"Okay, we're not that kind of cowards! We're just having fun!" Yinzi looked at the progress bar of the download and began to accept his fate.

Seeing him looking at death as if he were home, Danmu couldn't stop laughing.

 ‘Why is it like TM going to the battlefield? ’

　　‘Isn’t the outcome of playing this game already determined? ’

  ‘As a die-hard fan of the old thief, every game is a fate that the anchors cannot escape. ’

 ‘Thunder, rain, and dew are all your grace. ’

 …

Yinzi himself can’t stop laughing when he sees the barrage sometimes. He doesn’t know how this generation of troll netizens come up with these words.

Everyone’s brain waves seem to have taken a big turn, emitting signals that everyone can understand but at a different frequency than ordinary people.

 Looking at his game screen again, he had put away his smile and looked at the game cautiously.

“Okay, let’s take our time and walk slowly.” Yinzi said and controlled the character to move forward.

 There was no difficulty at first. With his skills, he could easily jump up the low buildings of residential buildings.

“Is this game anti-addiction?” Yinzi suddenly remembered something and asked the barrage.

 He ​​knew that the demo given to Bobo at the beginning was not anti-addiction, but it could also be said that it was just a demo and did not incorporate the anti-addiction system.

 ‘No, the game details page clearly says no. ’

　　Some people also responded quickly to the barrage.

 After hearing this sentence, Yinzi’s fingers controlling the character paused. What a bastard!

Obviously games should be something that can make everyone happy, but what they are trying to do is stop players from becoming addicted to the Internet.

 After passing the low residential building at the beginning, he had already begun to familiarize himself with the operation of the game. When he saw the location of the pipeline, he did not make a big gamble like a jackpot, but slowly explored along the pipeline bit by bit.

 “I’m sorry!” Yinzi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Just now he jumped and thought he was going to fall. Unexpectedly, the protagonist in the blue and white baseball cap actually held the thing in front of him with both hands, kicked up his legs, and climbed up.

“I almost thought I fell, you know!” Every time I want to jump far away, I will make a movement with my hands on the edge of the obstacle.

  Just like athletes in extreme sports, they are always on the edge of danger.

On this day, all employees of Germination Studio temporarily put down their work. This is also allowed by Ye Feng. On the first day of each game release, everyone is allowed to relax temporarily and watch various anchors play games. Or rest on your own.

 This item has become the repertoire of Sprout Studio.

Now that everyone saw the appearance of the major anchors, they couldn't help but laugh.

 As expected, the game is meant to be played with a smile.

Especially for this kind of game, it’s so much fun to watch other people play it.

 Ye Feng looked at the major anchors on the live broadcast platform. Although this game in the past had broken defenses, it was always scolded.

Because of 3D, its structural design is more complicated than digging into the ground to climb up. The layers of buildings are spiraling up. I want to find a way among the overlapping obstacles to allow each anchor to fall back to his hometown from various positions. , the required precision is too high.

 So the game manufacturer did something that many players hate.

They set up a wall of air where they should have found a foothold when landing, bouncing away players who were about to land.

　　Everyone’s mentality has become abnormal after falling from a height. Those air walls cut off the opportunities that players can touch before their eyes, which brings about the ultimate change in people’s mentality.

Ye Feng picked up the tea on the table. This time, their design was different. They made the obstacle that seemed to be winding and overlapping upward slightly tilted. What you looked up to was always the blocked sky.

 In addition to the staggered trajectories of stacked items, it also ensures that no matter where the player lands from, they can land at the starting point most of the time.

Of course, if someone can control his character to a new footing during a drop, Ye Feng can be considered awesome.

However, this probability is too small. You have to align yourself with the starting direction when you finally jump, otherwise you may fall halfway due to the momentum.

 But Ye Feng did not eliminate the opportunity to go ashore midway.

 Isn’t it more thrilling to experience hope and despair than to experience it all at once?

For anchors with some skills, although the location of the pipe may seem mysterious and mysterious, they can pass through it safely if they work carefully.

 It’s just that the process is a bit mysterious.

"Every time I jump in the air, the protagonist will feel like he's not quite there when he jumps a little far, but he can hold it up with both hands." Yinzi scratched his head, every time They all felt very worried.

Finally arrived at the position of the rail car, looking at the railway tracks one after another, Yinzi put his head in his hands, "This thing won't miss the mark, right?"

 It’s no wonder that he was confused. He was not cautious about every step he took until now. Looking at the railway track in front of him, it was difficult to move even an inch.

 The next second, he saw a moving rail car next to him.

Standing on the car, although I am still cautious, I am worried that the speeding rail car will rush me out, but I am still immersed in the exhilaration of charging forward.

“I feel there may be a fault ahead.” Just as Yinzi finished speaking, he saw the railway track in front of him split into two directions, one rising to the sky and the other turning.

 He had no idea which direction the car would go.

"There is only one way to jump, there is only one way to jump, brothers." Yinzi's expression became serious, and he found the right moment to jump forward.

 “Hehe.” The relief of falling on the railway track made him smile.

 He noticed that he was standing in the middle of the rails, but he did not fall.

“It turns out that you can run on this track casually, but you can’t fall down.”

Just when he was thinking about continuing to run forward, he felt a push behind him, and his character was moving forward out of control.

 “Nima! This car is hitting me!” Yinzi felt as if his blood pressure was rising. It was obvious that he had landed in a safe place, but he ignored the rail car that was always speeding forward behind him.

“Help, pipe, help me!” Yinzi said and was about to jump to avoid, but with this jump, the track behind him followed him.

 The jumping little man flew into the air, bent his knees slightly, and flew forward.

 Tatah, tahtah...

The keyboard and mouse in his hand clicked loudly, and the sound of the mechanical keyboard clicked loudly and sweetly in the quiet environment.

Yinzi’s fingers were still controlling the mouse and keyboard, and he dreamed of letting the tracks and tubes under his feet save his life.

But as the right mouse button is clicked and the action slows down, the background music becomes a low accent, like an amplified heart beating sound.

 ‘Trivia, slow motion only slows down the time when you fall, but does not change the ending of your fall. ’

　　　‘Start to go against the grain. ’

  ‘onlydown. ’

　　‘He didn’t even look at who made the game, but he was still operating it in a delusional way. ’

 …

boom!

　　The ditty going home sounded again, and the melodious voice resounded through the live broadcast room again.

If you listen to this song alone, it is indeed a good song for relaxation, but it is definitely not used in this position.

The second he landed on the ground, Yinzi slapped the keyboard hard.

"Grass!"

　　"Take a breath, take a breath, say yes, laugh and play." He stroked his chest.

He himself didn’t believe what he said.

 …

　　‘I comforted myself, knowing that I would soon be unable to laugh anymore. ’

 ‘Can you go and see Teacher Ma? He walks steadily. Can all students learn from it? ’

 ‘Sometimes it’s a good thing to be low, at least the mentality won’t collapse so badly. ’

　　　‘I suspect that the boss fell in this position on purpose, at least it’s not that uncomfortable. ’

　　‘Hey, it’s simply impossible. These anchors cannot escape the fate of playing this kind of game by climbing to the top and clearing it. ’

 …

Yinzi didn’t speak, but raised the corners of his mouth slightly and twitched upwards.

The smile seemed abnormal, but it made everyone laugh.

 ‘Brother Meng, my happiness is back again! ’

　　‘I asked why the anchor’s smile disappeared, but it turned out to be transferred to my face. ’

　　Even a smile obeys the law of conservation of energy. ’

　　　bgm has really done a great job. ’

 …

Yinzi continued to step forward. Throughout the afternoon, he had fallen from different positions.

 The emotion after every drop becomes different.

 “Brothers, let’s laugh and play.”

 “I can’t laugh anymore.”

 “I’m really having fun! I really don’t know who suggested this game.”

 “Play with it!”

 “Sabi Game! Get out of my computer!—”

"boom-"

　　　…”

 …

His emotions began to undergo complex changes, because each time he would learn a lesson and climb higher than the last time. By the end, he really had no power to roar anymore.

 Despair, madness, autism.

Now he really understands a truth. The real way to break the defense is not to yell, but to be quiet and silent.

He had gone to watch the live broadcasts of other anchors, but after seeing Teacher Ma's game, he still couldn't accept the slow progress of squatting step by step.

 Because in his opinion, this will only make the person suffer longer.

But he really envied Teacher Ma's luck. Every time he fell, he could land on a better foothold.

Thinking of this, he touched his nose again. Although he was scolding while playing, he was really happy when watching others play.

He couldn't bear to go offline anymore, but he was watching other anchors' live broadcasts in private.

 He was in Zhi's live broadcast room, watching the opponent's game operations.

This is a somewhat fat anchor, wearing a pair of silver-rimmed glasses and looks elegant. Because there is a big gap between the early live broadcast style and the current style, it has attracted countless players to his live broadcast room to see the most authentic side.

 Early gestures, artificiality and a squirming voice: brothers fighting for each other.

The current posture, sticking out the tongue, imitating the way a puppy exhales heavily: here comes two barrage dogs.

 Everyone said that the previous posture was disgusting, but the current posture is equally disgusting.

 In the past, it was called posture, but now it is called metamorphosis.

 I couldn’t let go before, but I can’t hold it back now.

 After playing until now, most anchors will reach a relatively high level by breaking defenses again and again.

 He looked at the posture and came to a position of a rainbow bridge.

The posture in the video is cursing while playing, and the smooth short hair has been rubbed into a mess.

The moment he yells, he will stick out his tongue and make two hey sounds.

 ‘I still miss my previous posture. It’s like being touched by Nangong Wenya. Now it’s like being chopped down by a demonic soldier. ’

 ‘Jade tongue! ’

 ‘Brother, everything will only harm you! ’

 …

“Is this right here? Will you let me fly out from here?” He had already seen what the barrage said, and he was always looking at the road under his feet.

 The figure on the screen frowned, looking for traps for him to fall into.

At a glance, I didn’t see any obvious traps or obstacles that were difficult to climb.

The Rainbow Bridge is looming in front of you. Sometimes the Rainbow Bridge, which is two people wide, is dim with only a dim rose-red stripe.

 The road under my feet began to become transparent, but transparency was not the reason for the fall. Although the Rainbow Bridge was transparent, the bridge was a real thing.

Stepping on it is a down-to-earth feeling.

Standing on the bridge and looking down, the most basic ground was no longer visible. He was already above the clouds, and countless birds were slowly soaring in the sky under him.

But he couldn't be careless. Before sprinting, he kept preparing to start, calculating how often the rainbow would disappear.

He quickly ran towards the rainbow disk in front of him. He thought something would happen on the Rainbow Bridge. Who knew that when he just jumped on the rainbow disk pizza, the things under his feet began to disappear and the pizza began to fall.

 The little man above also lost his point of strength and fell down.

At that moment, Zhi Zhi's eyes were wide open, filled with disbelief.

The scenes that came up began to pass by him, and the most exciting thing about this game is that the player can see everything he experienced when he climbed up, instead of digging into the ground to rise, it is not real when he falls. Really see everything I have experienced.

 The sound of the mouse and keyboard are still clicking, and the posture is half-opened with a confused look on the face.

 While falling, every time he encountered an object in the middle, he tried to slow down and then operate his keyboard quickly.

He hoped that every time he encountered something, he could seize the opportunity to climb up and prevent himself from falling so miserably.

 But every slow motion will have a low heartbeat-like accent, thump—

 The world began to pass by.

 ‘This is the old thief’s art of slow play! ’

 ‘A revolving door, and scenes from the past emerge one after another. ’

 ‘What are you doing standing there, Xiao? ’

 ‘He’s even resuscitating. ’

 ‘Death replay. ’

  ‘This is the process of converting gravitational potential energy into anger energy. ’

 ‘Cardiac arrest! ’

 …

Yinzi watched the opponent fall, and his mentality really stopped. He took a deep breath when he saw the posture, and the operation of his fingers did not stop at all.

There are fewer obstacles at high altitudes and there are fewer opportunities for maneuver. At that time, the opponent can still maintain his composure.

 But a little further down, the buildings here begin to become mixed, with railroad tracks and various housing buildings.

The winding railway tracks were clearly hovering in the sky, but the anchor was able to pass through them without any accidents.

Sitting on the chair with a straight posture, his body stepped back unconsciously, and his cheeks began to turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

 Falling down step by step, a face explains what real panic is.JPG.

 Fans who send comments are even more devilish.

Yinzi also felt the joy of watching others play games.

　　‘Looks like the little pearls are about to fall out! ’

　　‘Top torture! ’

  ‘As expected of an old thief, the games he makes are excellent, and with so many obstacles, he can still give you an unstoppable and unobstructed effect. ’

　　‘Isn’t this a basic essential element for a good designer? ’

 …

Yinzi swallowed and remembered the disc on the Rainbow Bridge. You can’t jump! It's a trap!

The further he went down, the bigger his eyes became. He looked at the familiar railroad tracks, the familiar rusty pipes, and the familiar low-rise buildings.

 When the protagonist finally fell to the ground, the familiar homecoming ditty sounded again.

 No roar, no roar.

 Instead, he gently pushed the table away and lay back on the gaming chair. He grasped his hair little by little with both hands and pursed his lips tightly without speaking.

Yin Zihou glanced at him fearfully, and said nothing when he was truly broken.

 He noted the time. It took him two minutes just to fall.

The gesture kept grabbing his hair and rubbing his face.

 The fair face turned red and hot as quickly as possible.

Yinzi always thought that the red temperature was just an exaggerated description in a one-second anime, but when he saw the gesture, he found that the other person was really red.

After a few minutes of silence, he regained his composure.

 “I’m sorry, I really won’t pick anything for you.”

 “There is really nothing along the way!”

 “Damn it, does he know how to play games?”

“I would rather he landed on the pipe above my head. I admit it, and he lets me fall directly to the bottom!”

 …

　　Looking at him looking collapsed and in disbelief, the barrage drifted past a sentence.

 ‘It still needs to settle! ’

Punching his fist on his keyboard, he continued to look up game guides without saying a word.

 He was not the only one who was deceived at the Rainbow Bridge. Most people would go the wrong way here.

 After seeing the need to jump from the side, I couldn't help but curse.

 After another three hours, he came to the location of the Rainbow Bridge again.

Thinking about the game guide he had seen before, he jumped towards the position next to him. If he could reach this position, this simple jump could not stop him at all.

When I saw the golden leaves not far away, I finally let go of my nervousness.

There is a golden apple in front of the golden tree, and there is a golden jar man next to it, which is exactly the same as the man sitting in the jar with a hammer in his hands.

Stepping on the apple, the golden apple quickly disappeared, and the golden platform began to rise slowly.

 While walking among the golden leaves, his posture has changed.

"What's going on?" The corners of his mouth began to turn upward, "Can it be a little more difficult?"

“This game is really not difficult at all. Can the designers increase their efforts?”

Looking at his triumphant look, it was completely impossible to connect him with the miserable way he cursed the designer for not being able to make games three hours ago.

 ‘The villain succeeds! The old thief will teach each of you a lesson. ’

 ‘How come you still can’t learn? You should have an attitude of awe towards the old thieves’ games! ’

　　‘Please remember this smiling face. ’

 …

The number of people gathering in his live broadcast room has begun to increase. This is how playing this game is. Many gamers will consciously gather in the live broadcast room of the anchor who has climbed higher and higher over time.

 It is self-evident what kind of mentality everyone has when watching the live broadcast.

 Looking at the increase in the number of people in his live broadcast room, his attitude became even more dismissive.

"Want to see the anchor break the defense? It's impossible. It's impossible for me to break the defense when I play this game."

The gesture raised the corners of his eyes, with a hint of frivolity in his disdain.

 He looked at the sky not far away, which was a towering tree pointing upward.

Green branches with huge vines winding up.

In the air among the green trees surrounded by huge vines, there was a huge dark red ancient dragon hovering and flying towards it.

 After climbing over one obstacle after another, he got closer and closer to the ancient dragon above his head.

He stood in a safe position while twitching, and would look at the barrage and taunt him from time to time.

 “Can you still take a shortcut by riding a dragon?” Looking at the message from this water friend, he immediately raised his eyebrows.

 He is already arrogant enough now, "What's so difficult about this? Come and let me ride one for you!"

 Because the flying dragon is constantly moving and moving upwards.

 He wanted to ride a dragon but could not find the opportunity.

 But just watching the flying dragon move upward little by little gave him confidence that he could let the flying dragon take him for a ride.

He jumped forward step by step, and just when he was about to slip down, the dragon's wings just fell under him, gently lifted him up, and placed him safely on the obstacle.

Before he even had time to be happy, the next second he was blown away by the dragon's wings flapping again.

Looking at this scene, he was stunned for a moment, and then realized that his character was flying in an uncontrollable direction.

Looking at the character flying away, he held his head in his hands and his temperature began to rise.

 “No, I didn’t even want to ride that dragon just now!”

 The game began to fall again, constantly showing his way up. This time he almost returned to the original starting point. Although he did not fall to the bottom, it did not prevent him from starting to deal damage to the old thief.

 “I’m sick, I’m really sick!”

 “Nah, ah!”

“Do you know how to make games? Isn’t it enough to have a model for the main torso? There are also models for the wings!”

He now hopes to be able to wear the model more than once, and for the first time he secretly hates the exquisiteness of the games produced by Moya Studio.

 ‘It’s so funny, what’s wrong with doing it so delicately? ’

　　‘If you scold again, return it next time. ’

 ‘The purpose of playing games is to laugh, host, stop being angry, calm down, you’re all red and warm. ’

 …

"It's okay, it's okay. It only takes ten minutes to get to that position again." After scolding to calm down, his posture returned to his straight face, "No, you don't find it difficult, do you? It won't take you a long time. You can’t go up either?”

 After spending dozens of minutes again, he arrived at the same location again.

Standing on top of a cabinet, a huge dark red ancient dragon flew towards him.

The ancient dragon did not attack him, but just flapped his huge dark red wings.

Standing motionless on it, the city under his feet has become extremely small, and there are light clouds and mist around him, covering most of the sky.

Huge wings flapped with the sound of whistling wind.

 The first blow sent his posture flying. Just as he was repositioning himself to land, the second blow of wings followed.

Two **** of wings sent him flying away.

“Hey, no, are you sick? Who the **** got slapped twice!”

 “I just stood there motionless! It slapped me twice!”

 …

 Looking at the fallen villain, waving his hands in mid-air, his posture and mentality have changed.

This is not the first time he has been slapped away by a dragon. This is the second time he has been slapped away by this dragon.

 The second time, I took pictures of myself twice in a row.

 “I’m really having fun!”

　　He slapped his keyboard with his palm, wanting to catch the giant dragon on the screen and devour it alive.

 ‘itai’s animal friends! ’

　　‘Don’t worry, I think you have a third time. ’

 ‘I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be in a hurry. ’

‘Seeing the anchor being flapped by wings, I suddenly smiled with relief. ’

‘The final result of this game is that although you are careful, you will still explode in the end. ’

　　‘Every time it falls, I can’t catch one, which really makes me laugh to death. ’

　　‘The main focus of the game made by the old thief is exquisiteness. If you are told not to catch it, you won’t be caught. ’

 …

It took Zhizi another few dozen minutes to reach the same location. This time, he no longer thought about riding a dragon and taking a shortcut.

 He just wanted to keep his feet on the ground and climb up steadily.

But just as he was crouching and moving forward carefully, the giant dragon appeared under him at some point, and finally slapped him away.

When the scenes of the world began to reappear in a flash, without saying a word, he poked his own shutdown button with one hand.

 “Downcast!”

 Being slapped down by a flying dragon three times will be regarded as a classic.

‘Facts have proved that some people will fall down three times in one place. ’

‘I remember the anchor had a classic saying, it’s impossible to see the anchor break the defense? ’

 ‘In this game, I can actually see the anchor collapse step by step. ’

　　‘It turns out that a real collapse is silent. ’

 …

  In the past, everyone thought that the real breakdown of the defense was to scream louder and louder. After all, the old thief's first game was called a roar simulator, which ruined countless golden voices.

But after watching the anchor play this game, I realized that the real breach of defense is silent and speechless.

　　Everyone was speechless until the end of the game, and even the intensity of hammering on the keyboard disappeared.

　　"Really not a human being... Really not a human being!" Song Shan was sitting in Ye Feng's office. He originally wanted to ask Ye Feng to supplement the content of Terraria.

 But as soon as I came in, I forgot what I wanted to do, and my mind was thinking about the live broadcast I just watched.

“…Are you talking about me?” Ye Feng blinked his eyes, how innocent he was!

Isn’t this a game that everyone wants to play?

 Isn’t that the advice given by everyone?

Song Shan’s lips twitched, “If the player’s wishes are fulfilled, it will only harm you.”

“Speaking of not being human, I think the game you made is similar.” Ye Feng said jokingly.

 Up to now, the general framework of what Song Shan has in hand has been completed. What he needs to do now is to fill in the content and supplement the resources.

Song Shan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled awkwardly. Indeed, his game was quite inappropriate.

 He ​​has seen the game schedule in the future, and there is a trend that game players nowadays cannot play it.

　　Everything has been explained from the moment the players burst into flames.

“Actually, I suspect you have another career.” Song Shan moved closer to Ye Feng.

“I suspect that you are actually a killer. Honestly, there are targets among these players that you want to assassinate, right?”

Song Shan looked at Ye Feng very seriously. If this continues, the players will really be killed.

He remembered the game that Ye Feng sold to Ubisoft before. Ye Feng once told him something with a smile, that is, kill everyone you see, and there will always be your target in it.

 “Fuck you!” Ye Feng couldn’t help laughing and scolding.

 …

 Facts have proven that the old thief can use Zelda to give people the ultimate happiness, and he can also use Onlyup to torture players crazily.

 When players now see that game suggestion, people who were watching the excitement at the time can no longer see it.

 From the beginning to the present, the progress of Sprout Studio is obvious to all.

Players have called on Sprout Studio more than once to make a new game of Hollow Knight, a new game of Dead Cells, or other new games...

Everyone still misses the previous games very much. I think that Sprout Studio has made a lot of progress. It will be more fun to make the second one, right?

 Cold rice will become extremely delicious as long as it is fried fragrantly.

But no one expected that Ye Feng’s first dishonorable job was to dig deep for promotion.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve been tortured. I’ve almost forgotten what it feels like to be tortured.” Bobo smacked her lips. She was glad more than once that the game she was playing was real, otherwise she wouldn’t have known how long it had been since she broke the defense.

The torture of this game is completely different from that of Souls. This time there are slow playback and sound effects settings, and the old thief has used the method of torturing players to its peak.

“Comparatively, I’m still looking forward to playing with two people in the future.” Bo Bo smiled.

  She was the first person to be tortured, and now she felt very happy to see others feeling her pain.

Every time I go to other live broadcast rooms, lower the volume of my headphones, and watch other anchors playing games, my whole soul will be elevated to its peak.

 “Play?” She shook her head.

"I don't want to play, I've been tortured, and I'm just waiting for the two of us to get together after playing." She shook her head quickly.

 She said she wouldn't play, but when she saw other anchors dropping it, she still felt a little bit eager to give it a try.

 In the end, reason rules out other ideas and prevails.

 But this is the charm of the old thief’s game,

 Players will curse, "onlyup is really Shabi", but they honestly click on the game.

Black Star’s old thief Electronic Succubus deserves his name!

 (End of this chapter)