Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?
Chapter 129
The lady's eyes swept across Li Xingshan's wrist, and sure enough, the [Ring of Confusion] was tied to his wrist.
According to her original plan, this man might have been knocked unconscious at this time, and then handed over to other men to "concoct".
However, after seeing his appearance, the lady suddenly hesitated.
Even if he is not the doctor in the dream, he must have some connection with him. It is better to pretend to serve first, and then look for clues.
"I see." The lady nodded and said, "You lie down, I... come to give you a massage."
If other people hear this sentence, I am afraid that even their eyeballs will fall.
That's a lady!
Will take the initiative to serve others!
"Let's talk first," the lady said softly in order to avoid being seen as flawed, "I'm working for the first time today, please forgive me if there is any poor reception."
Li Xingshan didn't think about it, he just lay down on the bed and said with a smile, "You don't have to be nervous, it's my first time."
"Who knows, is this your first time?" The lady said lightly, "Many of the men who come here are carrying their wives behind their backs to seek excitement."
"I... I don't have a wife either." Li Xingshan said with a wry smile, "If there were, I wouldn't come to a place like this."
I don't know why, but hearing Li Xingshan say this, the lady was inexplicably relieved.
Li Xingshan took off his bathrobe, revealing his rather broad shoulders. The lady pressed her hands on it. Li Xingshan only felt a cold and soft feeling coming from behind him, as if it could penetrate his back and go straight into his skin.
Even if you don't massage, just sticking it like this is already a supreme enjoyment.
"call…"
Li Xingshan couldn't help but let out a comfortable voice.
"What's wrong with you?" the lady asked suspiciously, "I haven't started yet."
"Your hands are very cool and comfortable." Li Xingshan closed his eyes and said, "It's very similar to someone I know."
The lady naturally didn't know any massage techniques, but the touch of the back was very familiar to her. In her dream, her fingernails had also left many painful and happy scratches on such a back.
"Oh?" the lady asked tentatively, "Your lover?"
Madam, are you your lover?
Judging from the results, it is actually a wife.
But Li Xingshan just finished saying that he didn't have a wife, so naturally he couldn't slap his face immediately, so he replied, "It's just a woman in a dream."
in a dream?
The lady used her hands to draw circles lightly behind Li Xingshan's back. This unskilled approach was enough for him to enjoy.
"Can you talk to me?" The lady's voice trembled a little. "About that dream."
It seemed strange to chat with the staff in such a place, and even meant to delay the time, but Li Xingshan didn't think about it, but really started to talk about what happened in the simulator.
The content of the story, of course, has been changed, and it is impossible to apply the characters of the executive officers of the Fools. But what happened between him and the lady was almost exactly the same as what happened in the lady's dream.
Suddenly, Li Xingshan only felt wet on his back, as if water was dripping on it: "What's wrong?"
"No...nothing," the lady wiped her eyes and said, "It's just the essential oil for massage."
"You take a rest." Li Xingshan said gently.
"How about that?" The lady shook her head and said, "I haven't... started serving."
"I'm already very happy to be able to chat with you." Li Xingshan said with a smile, "And, to tell you the truth, your massage skills...it really seems like the first time."
Although it is very comfortable, it is not so much a massage as it is just a gentle rubbing of your back with your hands.
"I'm really sorry." The lady felt that her self-esteem was a little frustrated, and murmured: "I said, this is the first time."
"Let me teach you." Li Xingshan stood up from the bed and said, "You lie here."
"How can there be such a reason?" The lady said at a loss: "You are a guest."
"The guests are gods, aren't they?" Li Xingshan pressed the lady on the bed and said softly, "So, listen to the gods."
Different from the half-hearted "massage" of the lady, Li Xingshan was a real massage master. His palms seemed to possess magic power, and immediately let the lady know what constitutes a real master.
More importantly, Li Xingshan's massage technique is not at all different from that of the Doctor in the dream, but it can only be said to be exactly the same.
In the feeling of being about to be melted, the lady seems to have united the man behind her with the lover in the dream.
For the first time in 500 years, the heart that had been as solid as ice appeared cracked.
However, at this moment, there was a crisp bell outside the door.
"It's time." Sister Hong's voice reminded: "Do you want to add the clock?"
"Happy time is always short..." Li Xingshan sighed and seemed to say, "That's it for today."
Volume 4 Reverse Flying Meteor: 297 A Song of Ice and Fire
This sudden "hint" also made Li Xingshan realize that the woman in front of him was not a lady after all, nor could she be a substitute for a lady.
Although he didn't enter the main show, the process of chatting with this woman already made him feel that it was worth the fare.
However, the lady suddenly said, "Wait...wait a minute!"
She stood up, opened the door and walked out, leaving Li Xingshan alone in the box.
When Sister Hong saw the lady coming out, she hurriedly asked: "Ms. Madam, I saw that you had been in for too long, and I thought something had happened, so I came to investigate... You're fine."
However, what surprised Sister Hong was that the lady in front of her had a blush on her face. She had never seen such a lady before.
"What can I do?" The lady regained her cold expression and said, "Are you questioning my strength?"
"My subordinates dare not!" Sister Hong immediately lowered her head.
"Don't worry." The lady said lightly, "I will be successful soon."
"How can you let the lady do this kind of thing?" Sister Hong said in a panic: "Just leave it to the sisters to do it."
"What are you talking about!" the lady said angrily, "I... I have other methods. You stand here, waiting for my dispatch at any time."
"Follow the order!" Sister Hong naturally did not dare to disobey the lady's order, so she could only watch helplessly as she walked into the room again.
Sister Hong wondered for a while, although the man was indeed quite handsome, but it should not be enough to attract a lady.
When the lady returned to the room, she saw that Li Xingshan had already started getting dressed, and she quickly said, "Please wait!"
"What's wrong?" Li Xingshan wondered, "Isn't it time?"
"Yes... they misread it," the lady casually found a reason and said, "There are... two hours left."
"Isn't it only two hours in total?" Li Xingshan tilted his head.
"Today's reward, buy one get one free." The lady continued: "Also, the project of saving energy has not yet started."
"Saving energy?" Li Xingshan smiled and said, "How much energy do you have?"
Li Xingshan was a man after all, so he would not ignore it if he had such a big bargain.
"You can see for yourself." The lady handed a brochure to Li Xingshan and said, "This is the menu. Just put a tick on the back of the item you want."
Really high end.
Li Xingshan has only seen this kind of plot in "All the Way to Dirty", not only that, but the figure of the woman in front of him is no worse than the one in the movie.
However, Li Xingshan was not as greedy as the protagonist in the movie. He chose all the projects in one go, but chose a few names that looked more interesting, and then handed them back to the lady, saying, "That's all. ."
The lady took the menu, but couldn't help frowning slightly.
Crystal love, moon walk, desert storm, ants climbing trees, hanging golden hooks upside down...
These words are picked out individually, and the lady understands them, but when they are combined, she can't understand them at all.
Although the lady was wearing a mask, Li Xingshan couldn't see her expression, but he seemed to have rushed to her hesitation, so he asked tentatively, "If there is any difficulty, forget it..."
"No difficulty."
With the pride of a lady, it is naturally impossible to admit defeat in such a thing. She clenched the menu in her hand and said, "Wait a moment, I will prepare the props."
There are props!
Think about it with a little hope.
Seeing the back of No. 8 leaving, Li Xingshan's heart was inevitably a little excited.
Outside the door, Sister Hong was still standing by, but she didn't expect that the lady would come out so quickly.
Could it be that the man is so fast?
"Little Hong," I saw the lady handing the menu to Sister Hong, "He ordered these items."
"This subordinate understands," Sister Hong nodded and said, "I'll send someone in immediately to serve."
"No," Who knows, the lady shook her head and said, "Teach me... how to do these things."
"What... what?" Sister Hong was startled, and for a while she thought it was something wrong with her ears.
"Don't you understand human language?" The lady said a little displeased: "I said, let you teach me how to do these projects, the sooner the better!"
Good guy, the leader goes to sea in person?
"Yes!" Sister Hong replied immediately, "Please come with me, I will... probably teach you."
...
Li Xingshan originally thought that it would be fine to wait for a while, but he did not expect that this wait would last for more than half an hour, and when he was drowsy, the door of the box was opened again.
I saw the lady walked in with a delicate small box, her face slightly red and said: "I made you wait for a long time."
"No...it's fine." Li Xingshan immediately woke up and said, "I just took a break."
"Then, go... let's begin."
The lady opened the small box, took out a small lump of transparent solid that kept shaking, and said, "Let's start with the love of crystals, this is slime gel, which one do you want to choose."
Slime gel?
Li Xingshan couldn't help but think back to the lady, they had done a lot of things with slime gel.
"Can I still choose a type?" Li Xingshan said casually.
"Yes, the thunder element has a numbness, the grass element has a tangled feeling, the wind element has a cool feeling, the rock element has a grainy feeling, and the water element has a lubricating feeling." , are generally used in combination.”
What a double day, right?
Li Xingshan couldn't help but think of Brother Chen's famous words. Did you see them one by one? That's called professionalism!
"Which one do you want to choose?" the lady continued.
"Children only make choices," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "I want them all."
"Then... let's start." The lady took a deep breath.
Until now, she still couldn't believe that she actually chose to do this.
The eighth seat of the dignified fools' executive officers, at this time, is doing the most disgusting work in this dark box.
However, this sense of identity contrast gave the lady a feeling of excitement that she had never had before.
What's more, the person sitting in front of him is his lover who has been in his dream for the rest of his life.
In terms of combat, the lady is a seasoned veteran, and I don't know how many strong men have died under her ice and fire.
And now, "ice" and "fire" are still her weapons, but this time, her moves are a bit jerky. Obviously, those skills learned in dreams have now been forgotten.
But in Li Xingshan's eyes, her hard-working look is so cute and charming.
Volume 4 Reverse Flying Meteor: 298 The Lady Who Can't Resist
The feeling of being surrounded by seven elements gave Li Xingshan a sense of comfort he had never felt before.
"How does it feel?"
The lady spat out the slime with ice and fire elements in her mouth, and asked vaguely.
Li Xingshan did not answer her question directly, but smiled: "Do you want to listen to the truth or lie?"
"Of course it's the truth," the lady said immediately.
In fact, the lady basically already knew the answer. After all, the [Ring of Confusion] was still on Li Xingshan's wrist, which proved that what she just did was all useless.
"It hurts a bit." Li Xingshan answered truthfully. He stretched out his finger and wiped the residue from the corner of the lady's mouth, "But it's not your fault. Such a beautiful cherry mouth is not suitable for this kind of thing."
"This is just the beginning," the lady's unyielding character was inspired again at this time: "Next, I will show you how powerful I am."