Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Chapter 94

"My heroic soul lives in this sword!" Li Xingshan opened his arms and said, "If anyone dares to insult and slander her again, I will come again and impose a heavy punishment!"

After all, Li Xingshan's body was still shaking, and he slowly opened his eyes, pretending to be blank, and murmured, "Strange, what happened just now?"

Everyone was silent. If Li Xingshan had forgotten what happened just now, of course it would be the best. After all, what he said just now were all domestic shames that should not be made public.

"Cough cough..."

At this moment, Patriarch Joseph, who had been sleeping all the time, suddenly coughed twice. He opened his slightly cloudy eyes and said solemnly, "You don't have to be stupid about what happened just now. The Lawrence Family You should really take a good look at yourself."

"Since Yula has obtained the Seal of Ice, she has also been recognized as a family treasure and an ancestor's heroic soul. I, Joseph Lawrence, officially announced that Yula Lawrence will be granted the inheritance qualification of the patriarch."

"Wait...Wait a minute, so, will there be an appointment..." Hubbard doesn't seem to be planning to give up: "Lord Patriarch, I suggest voting..."

"Vote for this, vote for that, doesn't it count when the head of the family speaks?" Joseph said coldly, "Do you really think that I'm just a sleepy worm?"

Even if the power is weakened, the head of the family is still the head of the family, and no one dares to oppose him in the open, even if Joseph is already a weak and decadent old man.

"What's more, if you don't let Yula inherit it, do you want your son to inherit it?" Joseph said lightly: "I'm not sure if they are your seed."

Hearing this, Hubbard's face turned pale again, and he quickly lowered his head.

"After I die, Yula will inherit the position of the head of the family..." Joseph's voice suddenly became a little cramped: "I...I..."

Speaking of which, he suddenly lowered his head.

Everyone was stunned for a while, and Yula stepped forward in shock: "Master Patriarch, you..."

There was a strange rancid smell in the air.

No way……

Li Xingshan was speechless for a while, is this a fart?

That's not to stink and attract flies so quickly, and it's not Yu Qian's old man.

At this moment, Joseph raised his head again and whispered: "It's an old problem, I couldn't control it, I missed a little..."

Everyone: "..."

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Although a series of things happened, this "farce" finally came to an end. Not only did Yula not receive any punishment, but she also inexplicably obtained the inheritance rights of [When the Song Lai Sounds] and the head of the family, which was a real win.

"Today, thanks to your help," Yula said with a slightly complicated expression at the door of Lawrence's mansion: "What happened just now, is it true, or did you act it?"

"Is it real or acted, what does it matter?" Li Xingshan gave an ambiguous answer: "The matter can be resolved satisfactorily, isn't it?"

"It's just good luck," Yula frowned and said, "Do you know how dangerous it was just now, maybe not only can it not help me, but even you have to get in."

"Of course I know all this," Li Xingshan smiled and said, "But even so, I'm still going to save you."

"Idiot..." Yula's face showed a touch of emotion. She pressed her arm and murmured, "Why do we have to do this, we only know each other for a day."

"So, it's only for one day?" Li Xingshan said with a free and easy smile: "I think we seem to have known each other for a long time."

The second volume of the girl's precarious killing intent: 217 Wendy, you don't have that (four more)

In the depths of their hearts, both of them have actually had a feeling similar to a "previous life lover" with each other.

Of course, neither of them were able to say it clearly. One was a simulator and the other was a dream. No matter which one it was, it would be a fantasy.

"You guy, shouldn't you say this to all girls? I'm not that easy to deceive." Yula narrowed her eyes slightly and said, "Also, how did you know something happened to me?"

"Actually, it was Qin who asked me to save you." Li Xingshan repeated to Yula what happened before Qin came to him.

"Is it actually her?" Yula said thoughtfully: "Don't think so, when the time comes to duel with her, I will be merciful."

"Are you going back to the Knights now?" Li Xingshan asked, "Since you have escaped danger, it's better to tell Qin."

"Please go and tell her," Yula shook her head and said, "I have to go back and deal with the heir."

"I almost forgot," Li Xingshan smiled and said, "Then I will congratulate you in advance and inherit the position of Patriarch."

Yula seemed to suddenly think of something, and saw that she was holding [When the Song Lai Sounds], and handed it back to Li Xingshan, saying, "This, take it first."

"Eh?" Li Xingshan said in surprise, "Are you going to give me a family heirloom? That's not good?"

"It's beautiful!" Yula snorted coldly and said, "It's just for you to keep for the time being. I am not qualified to use it yet. When I'm strong enough, I will naturally ask you to get it back. "

"I... look forward to that day." Li Xingshan solemnly took the sword back into his hands.

【When the Song Lai sounds】

【Level: S】

[Effect: Each time an attack hits, a Whispering Talisman can be accumulated, and each Whispering Talisman can trigger one of the following effects: 1. Physical damage increased by 5%2, element damage increased by 5%3, attack speed increased 5% (The effect of the whispering rune can be accumulated infinitely, but the duration of each rune is 20 seconds)]

[Introduction: A great sword that is as light as the breath blowing over the trees, and a weapon that is as destructive as the hurricane that blows down the trees]

Sure enough, the effect of S-level weapons is extraordinary.

Although it is slightly different from the weapons in the game, it is still very powerful. In short, the faster the attack speed, the higher the superimposed effect.

And [When the Song Lai Sounds], it also has a "hidden attribute", that is, the weight is very light, almost lighter than a one-handed sword, which ensures the user's attack speed so that he can obtain the Whisper Talisman faster.

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Watching Yula turn around and enter the gate, Li Xingshan was ready to leave in relief.

Who knows, just as he turned around, he saw a familiar figure, holding his chest with his arms, standing behind him waiting for him.

"Isn't this Wendy?" Li Xingshan greeted pretendingly: "How about it, did you enjoy your drink last night?"

"Stop pretending to be garlic!" Wendy's little face flushed slightly. "You know what you did last night!"

"I just did what I was supposed to do according to the previous gambling contract," Li Xingshan said cheekily, "Don't worry, I just took a few pictures."

"How many?" Wendy bit her lip lightly. "How many?"

"Three... three or four hundred," Li Xingshan replied.

"Three...three or four hundred!" Wendy was surprised: "Show me!"

Li Xingshan also did not expect that after Wendy knew the number of photos, the first thing that came to her mind was not to destroy herself, but to take a look first.

"It's okay to take a look," Li Xingshan looked around and said, "But, do you want to take a look here?"

If you were caught by the West Wind Knights and sentenced you to the crime of distributing silver and gray products in public, I'm afraid it would not be wrong at all.

"Anyway, give me all those photos!" Wendy rarely toughened up: "I was in Lawrence's mansion just now, but I helped, and you stunned those guys."

Only now did Li Xingshan understand why the [When the Song Songs Sounded], which was broken by himself just now, would be repaired inexplicably.

Probably, only Barbatos has the ability.

However, Li Xingshan still pretended to be stupid: "You, a bard, can you have such great ability?"

"I'm..." Wendy was so angry that he almost revealed his identity, but he immediately regained his composure and said pitifully, "In exchange for this favor, you...you can give me those photos."

Seeing Wendy's cute expression like a kitten, Li Xingshan, of course... still chose to refuse: "Even if it was really your help, but I didn't ask you."

Li Xingshan's words made Wendy's teeth itch with anger, but he himself was inexplicably refreshing.

This is also a revenge for being constantly teased by Barbatos in the simulator.

"However, I'm not the kind of ungrateful person," Li Xingshan pretended to be merciful: "Well, I can return half of it to you, and as for the remaining half, just leave it with me first."

Wendy, a dignified generation of Fengshen, has been so threatened before, he frowned and said, "How do you want to give me back the remaining half?"

"I believe that I will definitely need your help in the future," Li Xingshan's face showed a wicked smile: "You don't want these photos to be seen by others, right?"

If it wasn't for her being a **** who couldn't interfere with humans at will, Wendy would probably have been unable to resist teaching this guy a long time ago.

"I... I see," Wendy stretched out her hand towards Li Xingshan and said, "I will keep my promise, give me the half first."

"Wait a minute," I saw Li Xingshan took out a very large-looking photo album from the pot in the world, and began to look at it: "Well, this one is good, and I want to keep this one too. …”

"You've already made a photo album!" Wendy said furiously: "And, how do you see it, there are more than three or four hundred pictures, right?"

"Because there are several large high-definition pictures, which take up a whole page," Li Xingshan turned the album over and showed it to Wendy, "Look at this one, it's almost completely visible!"

"I don't want to watch!"

Although Wendy hurriedly covered her eyes with her hands, she still took a peek at the gaps between her fingers.

The eyes are blurred, the movements are provocative, and the horseshoe bug is a yuppie.

Shame of the Seven Gods!

"In addition, when I was taking pictures, I also discovered a little secret..." Li Xingshan whispered against Wendy's ear: "You don't seem to have that."

(The following is what the author has to say, not included in the text number)

In order to avoid future disputes, let's talk about it here.

First of all, this book definitely does not engage in male ketones

The character of Wendy, in this book, is currently set as gender: no

Either help her, or simply have no gender, just like a wisp of wind, you can't say whether it's male or female

Although it is officially stated that Wendy has been a boy since the beginning of the elf, I still think that it is a bit far-fetched to forcibly assign a gender to "a wisp of a thousand winds"

What's more, doujin always needs to have a second setting. This setting is also to avoid trouble.

(Again, I have no opinion on any sexual orientation, except that there are no male keto in this book, and I will not write it, if you think there is, then you must be wrong)

The second volume of the girl's precarious killing intent: 218 The fun of teasing Fengshen

Hearing this sentence, Wendy's already ugly face turned into petrification.

The book endorses that the body Wendy is using now is based on the appearance of a friend back then.

And Barbatos' body is just a wisp of a thousand winds, and naturally there is no gender distinction.

Appearing in human form is only for the convenience of moving in the human world. Naturally, there is no need to make the body too meticulous, so Barbatos just made two channels for metabolism.

This body is neither male nor female.

Just like the first puppet machine "Guo Beng" made by Lei Movie, it doesn't matter if some "less important" details are omitted.

"It's been...seen..." Wendy murmured.

"Don't worry," Li Xingshan whispered, "I won't tell anyone about this. After all, we are good friends."

"Don't...don't talk!" Wendy begged. "Give me the picture, please."

"Well, these are all for you." Li Xingshan slowly took out a stack of photos, handed them to Wendy, and said with a smile, "There are no negatives for these, so don't lose them."

"You'd better not..." Wendy hurriedly wanted to get the photo, but at this moment, Li Xingshan suddenly let go and said, "Ah, my hand slipped."

And at the moment when those photos fell on the ground, a gust of wind suddenly lifted up, and the scattered photos were blown away one after another.

Wendy's indecent photos flew all over the sky immediately.

"Look at what you did!" Wendy said immediately, "You did it on purpose!"

"Hey~" Li Xingshan sold a fool and smiled: "Instead of blaming me, I advise you... It's better to hurry up and retrieve those photos."

"Damn it!"

Wendy, who likes to play pranks, was the first time to be teased like this. I saw him stretch out a hand towards the photo flying in the air. In an instant, an invisible wind rose from his fingertips, forming a A whirlwind, like a vacuum cleaner, sucked those photos into his hands.

In general, Wendy doesn't like to use her power very much, but now... it's a special case.

The reason why Li Xingshan dared to tease Wendy like this was because he knew in his heart that he had the strength to take back these photos.

Li Xingshan quickly applauded: "Good skill."

"Don't look at me like this, I'm very good," Wendy proudly raised the photo in her hand: "Wait, why does it feel like there are a few missing..."

"Are you talking about the ones over there?" Li Xingshan pointed in the air, only to see a few fish that slipped through the net and drifted away with the wind.

"Don't run!"

Wendy didn't care to hide her strength either, she kicked in the air under her feet, rose in an instant by the wind, and chased after the flying photos, she didn't forget to turn her head and shouted to Li Xingshan, "Keep the rest for me! "

"I see, bye~"

Looking at Wendy's back, Li Xingshan smiled and said, "Also, the fact that there is no negative film is a lie to you."

...

The matter on Lawrence's side was resolved, Li Xingshan was temporarily relieved. He originally wanted to go directly to the West Wind Knights, but suddenly felt a hunger in his stomach, and then he remembered that he has been running around today without even having a meal. time to eat.

It just so happens that the market is not far away. If you come to Mond, how can you not try Mond's special dishes at the "Deer Hunter" restaurant?

Unlike Liyue, which is a commercial city, Mond's business is not developed. Many merchants don't even have shops. They basically set up stalls beside the road to sell their goods. Even many restaurants are open-air.