“…”

Comedy? Affectionate? patriotic? Anti-war?

What options are there?

Guo Guo is blind: "If I am guilty, the law will punish me, not let me face this kind of problem."

In comparison, even the last movie's test was less outrageous.

Zhang You said very simply: "I can't choose, what about you?"

The eyes focused on Tang Xinjue again, the girl stared at the question for two seconds, then turned her head: "Wanqing, what do you think?"

Zheng Wanqing: "Uh...Wait, do you think it's appropriate to throw this kind of IQ logic problem on me?"

"No." Tang Xinjue shook her head without thinking, "To reach this level of multiple-choice questions, it is no longer logic, but luck."

In the entire 606 dormitory, it is recognized that the luckiest European emperor is Zheng Wanqing.

"The sky will come down to the emperor of Europe, Wanqing, this question must be yours."

Zheng Wanqing: “…”

I believe in your ghosts!

There is not much left to count down, she bites the bullet and thinks for a few seconds, and makes a bold choice: "Then A!"

"From the beginning to the end, the headless ghost smiled and laughed, maybe it thought it was funny."

I don't know if it's fun or not, Zheng Wanqing was almost annoyed to death.

She exhaled angrily: "Comedy! That's all."

[Ding! correct answer! ]

The system prompts a burst of cheerful music, and stops after about ten seconds: [Next, the on-site review will be written, please prepare paper and pen related tools, and be prepared—]

Everyone: "???!!!"

Is this correct? !

Several people looked at each other in dismay, too late to discuss the reason for the correct answer—probably no chance—and could only hurriedly search for the pen and paper at hand in the sound of the prompt.

Tang Xinjue quickly reminded: "Don't forget your phone and props."

The voice falls, and the surrounding environment changes immediately.

The lights became dim, and the reflections on the wall patterns were dazzling. The desk and bed became a wine table and a sofa. As soon as Tang Xinjue concentrated, a deafening scream came to the face, shocking people Spirited up.

The four well-dressed men and women were hugging each other, looking at the position behind Tang Xinjue in horror, and screams kept coming out of their mouths.

This is a box, which is quite luxurious in terms of decoration. The place where the four men and women huddled was the door of the box directly opposite. Dining chairs, dining carts, handbags, and various personal belongings were scattered around. They should have just violently smashed the door but failed to open it.

"Don't come, don't come, help!"

The screams got louder and louder, and fear filled the room.

The next moment, Guo Guo's screams also jumped from the side, and rushed forward with the others: "Ghost! Right behind us!"

Suddenly looking back, the headless body is crawling down against the wall, only a few feet away from Tang Xinjue, and even the broken incision on the neck is very clear.

"Who cut off my head...who sealed me in the earth...and I can't escape..."

A low and hoarse voice sounded from the other side, and the line of sight turned away with the voice, a **** head was standing beside Tang Xinjue's legs, and the huge whites rolled up to meet her.

The headless body swooped down, and she turned sideways. The headless ghost did not continue to attack, but walked slowly towards the door of the box while hugging the head on the ground.

Looking at the scene in front of her, Tang Xinjue reminded her roommate aloud: "Calm down, it's time to write after watching, stay away from them, we shouldn't be in too much danger."

Sure enough, no matter the four men and women at the door of the box, or the headless ghost with a clear goal, it seems that they can't see the four people in the dormitory, and they only care about the horror at the end of the movie.

[Ding, please write down your thoughts about the movie within 60 minutes, with no less than 800 words, and the countdown begins! ]

“…”

After calming down, she opened the pen and paper, and a few people dragged Guo Guo, whose legs were soft, to a corner away from the haunted scene and sat down, and began to conceive amidst the screams of the characters.

If there is a "replay" of the last movie and a relatively complete understanding of the plot, then this movie can be said to be completely confused. Even the theme of the movie was answered by Zheng Wanqing by luck.

Soon, Zheng Wanqing, who was thinking aimlessly, found that her roommates' eyes were all on her.

She: "...I'm totally blind!"

She is a financial dog, and she has never encountered such a thing after finishing two humanities elective courses in her freshman year. She is helpless.

"Right," she suddenly remembered: "Guo Guo, you transferred to journalism in your sophomore year. You should be able to write this kind of on-site summary, right?"

Guo Guo just recovered from the shock of being confronted by the headless ghost, his face ashen: "The press release does not include the scene of the haunted murder, and I won't make it up!"

Zhang You vetoed in advance: "I am a foreign language major, and it has no applicability to this movie... But after watching it, we should mainly use our imagination, we should write a paragraph, and then cooperate with the heart to write The theme, it’s good to finish it as soon as possible.”

Speaking of this, several people looked at the third-year Chinese major who had already started writing—Tang Xinjue had already written several lines, and his slender fingers wrote vigorously:

[On the universal applicability and irony of headless ghosts in comedy films]

Several people were silent for a while.

Guo Guo was amazed: "God Jue, how did you come up with these arguments?"

Tang Xinjue said without hesitation, "It came from giving up your brain and thinking logically."

…It makes perfect sense.

At the door of the box, one of the four men and women was too frightened and threw over, and the remaining three chose to run for their lives in the house, and one raised a chair and went up to fight the headless ghost. , and then saw the headless ghost squeeze lightly, and the chair shattered and exploded.

The fighting man fell two steps and hit the door, slumped to the ground and shouted: "It's been so many years, why are you still pestering us! What wishes do you have in life we ​​can do it? Satisfaction, we can overtake you! Don't kill us... woo woo..."

Fear made the shouting man burst into tears.

The headless ghost actually stopped, the human head in its arms stopped rolling, looked at the man, and moved its lips slightly: "My wish is..."

A layer of white fog suddenly rose in the room, covering all the movie characters and voices.

How many people in the dormitory watching: ...how can they stop them from watching the plot?

Tang Xinjue wrote and analyzed: "This paragraph may involve spoilers for the second part, so it was blocked. We try to observe the information we can see."

After a while, the white fog dissipated, the headless ghost in the box disappeared, and only four men and women were dumbfounded.

They got up stiffly, slowly turned to the four people who were writing the aftermath, and then tilted, the four heads rolled down from their necks.

The head fell on the ground, and the corner of the mouth grinned, screaming in horror.

Guo Guo: "Sigh-"

She retched instinctively again, clutching the notebook tightly in her hand, forcing herself not to close her yin and yang eyes.

Zhang You looked beside him and couldn't bear it: "If you feel uncomfortable, just close your eyes and bear it, we shouldn't be attacked."

Guo Guo shook her head: "No, I saw something behind them, vomit—"

Fortunately, several new headless ghosts are limited to mental pollution, their legs are spinning in place, and they have not rushed over. After a moment, Tang Xinjue put down his pen: "I wrote five hundred."

Zhang You tore off his note paper: "I wrote exactly three hundred."

After giving up my brain, my writing is much smoother.

[Ding dong, the review has been submitted and is being evaluated…]

[The protagonist of the film will score the test takers' impression! ]

The four heads screaming on the ground: "It hurts, I can't see anything..."

"Zero, zero!"

[The scoring is over, your final score is: zero! ]

“…”

Zheng Wanqing clenched her fists: "If I hit them now, will the rules allow it?"

"Forget it, it's just that I won't get any extra rewards." Zhang You stopped Zheng Wanqing, who was about to run away, "The evil spirits of ghosts towards us are unreasonable."

In fact, the four new headless ghosts who were screaming and screaming for a long time were obviously very dissatisfied just after they successfully wrote the aftermath, and their pale eyeballs stared at them fiercely.

Tang Xinjue didn't care about the score, she seemed to be attracted by the heads spinning around on the ground, squatted down at them and asked, "What did the headless ghost just say to you?"

The four heads rolled their eyes: "You come closer, and we will tell you when you come."

Tang Xinjue took out the toilet, "Really?"

Head: "…"

For some reason, the toilet made them feel a little apprehensive. The coldness attached to the rubber head made their scalps explode, as if something very unfriendly to ghosts had happened on it.

The four heads shook in unison: "Go far, you go far!"

Tang Xinjue did not move, but emphasized and repeated: "Did that headless ghost turn you into this? What did it say?"

"It said..." The head finally stopped screaming, and reluctantly said slowly:

"Only by fulfilling their demands can we end our curse...Otherwise, the headless servants will live forever..."

Who are "they"? End what curse?

Tang Xinjue was about to open her mouth to ask again, when the reminder of the end of the review sounded, and several people were sent back to the dormitory again.

The spirit returned, and the incomparable exhaustion immediately covered. After watching the two movies, everyone seemed to have run two marathons, so tired that they didn't even have the strength to lift their fingers.

[Excessive exhaustion: Your mental and physical strength are greatly consumed, continuing to overdraw will reduce a lot of health]

"This game is in the youth mode, and it pays attention to healthy work and rest." Zheng Wanqing said casually, propped up her body and staggered to wash.

"Ah, wait!" Guo Guo forced her eyelids to open, her first reaction was to draw on paper.

This is what she saw on the four "victims" with her yin and yang eyes in the "view scene".

Tang Xinjue looked and saw that Guo Guo had drawn four headless stick figures. On each stick figure, lines like steam were rising.

"This is the black qi emanating from the red marks on their necks. The red marks are where the necks are broken. At the back, the black qi rises from the neck."

Guo Guo was a little worried: "But there is one more thing, I don't know how to draw..."

She simply threw the pen and gestured to Tang Xinjue with her hand: "That's right, there is a red pattern in the black gas, it seems to be a ghost drawing, but I can't see it clearly..."

According to her description, Tang Xinjue personally drew a rune pattern: "Is that so?"

Guo Guokang nodded: "Yes, yes, it's almost the same. At the beginning, the headless ghost also had this pattern on the neck, but it was deeper, and it was very uncomfortable to look at."

After explaining everything, Guo Guo finally breathed a sigh of relief, fell down from exhaustion, and fell asleep on the table not long after.

"Everyone is tired."

Zhang You finished checking the supplies every day, and he sighed when he saw this scene, and stopped Tang Xinjue: "Actually, I have an idea."

."

Especially Guo Guo, who has a relatively low "immunity" to terrifying things, spends most of the time panicking and being stimulated.

Zhang You discussed with her: "If possible, can we spare a day for review and rest?"

Tang Xinjue was silent for a moment, then said, "You are right, I did ignore this."

…Years of nightmares made her accustomed to this kind of mental stress, but it was her first contact with her roommate.

Strings that are stretched all the time are more likely to break, maybe after this exam, it's time to take a break.

Press negotiation for now, after a short wash, the bedroom quickly fell into a deep sleep.

"Jingle Bell~"

In the sound of the alarm clock, Jin Wen rubbed her eyes and sat up.

But then she froze, and everything in her mind reappeared:

Yellow paper and runes, roommate’s head dropped, screaming in horror…

Is it a dream?

"Jin Wen, get up, you're going to be late, let's go first."

Several roommates shouted from below, and then the bedroom door was opened and closed.

Jin Wen came back to her senses and answered vaguely, thinking while quickly dressing. When the memory was completely restored, she quickly realized that the practice of yellow paper was a week ago, and now the paper bag is still hanging on the bedroom door.

It seems that it is really just a nightmare, Jin Wen relieved and showed a happy smile.

Then she put on a turtleneck to hide the red marks on her neck.

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