God Simulator

Chapter 97: Sir, can I take a moment of your time?

  Chapter 97 This gentleman, can I take up a little of your time?

  As the end of the year approached, the company began to discuss the issue of enrolling children in school.

  More than half of the staff are people with families and children. Regardless of men and women, as soon as they talk about children, they immediately talk endlessly, telling each other bitterness and learning from each other.

  In the past, Lu Yao was not interested at all.

  He doesn't even have a girlfriend, which has nothing to do with the child's enrollment.

  But recently, due to the battle of the two cities, the two cities have been entangled. Lu Yao was going to eavesdrop, learn from these experiences of being a parent, and how to resolve conflicts between children.

   There is a mother who gave birth to twins in the company, named Jiao Jie.

  Sister Jiao is distracted and sleepy when doing things, but when she talks about gossip, she immediately regains her energy.

   "It's getting late now, starting from December is the spring registration for kindergarten, you should go to see it as soon as possible, this kind of thing can't be delayed."

   "Let me tell you, it's good to have one, but it's too troublesome to have two."

   "The elder brother thinks that the family takes care of the younger brother, and the younger brother thinks that the family pays more attention to the elder brother. If you are jealous, you will have a big head."

  Sister Jiao said cracklingly.

   Someone answered her words: "Then your two children, how can a bowl of water be level?"

   "You can ask the right person."

  Sister Jiao proudly said, "I'll teach you some experience."

   "This kind of thing must not be involved in the intervention, you have to be a bystander, you have to be a referee, and you have authority. You have to treat everyone equally, otherwise they will not accept it."

   "Don't look at the young age, children nowadays have a lot of eyes."

   "When necessary, you can directly create a problem, scold them all, and find something for them to do. Of course, you must find a sufficient reason. Children must be patient and strategic..."

  Lu Yao silently recorded the summary in his small notebook.

   Be a good referee, man-made accidents.

  The puzzled eyes cast by sister Peng next to her seemed hesitant to speak. Lu Yao quickly put on the earphones, twisted his neck, pretending to be listening to music.

  …

  As soon as he got home from get off work, Lu Yao quickly sat in front of the computer and followed the latest developments in the simulator.

  He first opened the temple, and clicked on the head portrait of the skeleton man Phellus.

  The screen shifted to the eastern coast of the Western Continent.

  The Skeleton King's arm turned back into a ball shape and got stuck in the sand.

  Phallus held two bones, climbed up and down, and was beating on the king's arm.

   Lu Yao typed.

-how is the progress?

  Fallers trembled in fright, immediately slid down from the skeletal creature, and knelt down toward the screen.

   "My lord Yaoshen, my subordinates have searched the entire continent with king armaments and bone worms, and dug deep into the ground... to confirm that the God of Tape is not on this land."

   "There is no flame of belief in heresy and evil gods. He should be in the Eastern Continent or a certain island."

  The skeleton man said tremblingly: "Because it has been continuously digging and moving underground recently, the Skeleton King's arm has some wear and tear, so his subordinates are doing repairs and maintenance."

  Lu Yao remembered one of Phellers' abilities.

  [Skeleton Craftsman]: Can repair skeletal creatures and use bones as raw materials to strengthen them.

   It is normal for a driver and engineer to maintain the car regularly.

   Among the four apostles, Phallus was the lowest in level, but his intelligence was second only to Isabel. Its fear and awe of Lu Yao are the most intense and obvious.

  Lu Yao is also uncertain.

   Is it because its intelligence is high enough? Or did [Egil's Fire] blast it into the sea of ​​death before, resulting in post-war ptsd? Or is it because it is a general who witnessed the former **** being killed by himself?

   "However, this subordinate made an unexpected discovery deep underground in the forest."

  Phelles said cautiously: "There are tree roots all over the deep underground area, and those tree roots are entangled with hard stones. It took a lot of effort for the Skeleton King's Armament to drill through those boulders and tree roots."

   "There is a layer of tightly wrapped stones below, and there is a forest cabin inside."

   "The seal around that hut has been loosened... But the subordinates didn't go in because they were afraid that there might be some trap inside." The skeleton man said.

  These elements made Lu Yao vigilant.

  Forest, underground, forest hut... [Golden Field] This is what the tree of Sylvanus wants.

  He smelled some conspiracy.

   Behind him is the shadow of the forest god.

  It must be guarded against.

  Lu Yao made up his mind to thoroughly investigate the underground forest hut after dealing with the threat of the God of God.

  He gave Phellers a follow-up order: continue to be vigilant underground, pay attention to all suspicious objects, and report at any time.

   "Yes, Lord Yao!"

  The skeleton men continued to repair the Skeleton King's arm.

  …

  Lu Yao changed his perspective and came to the sky above Yao City.

  In this city with a strong theological atmosphere, many people put on robes and held the Gospel of Gods in their hands. They left in all directions, went into the depths of the forest to find the wildlings, and sailed across the sea to visit the islanders...

  Once they meet outsiders or uncivilized aborigines, they will enthusiastically say: "Sir (Madam), can I take up a little of your time?"

   "I wish I could tell you about our Heavenly Father and Savior, God Yao."

  Most of the savages and islanders don't know what's going on, and a bunch of gibberish characters appear on their heads.

  The language of the two parties is completely different.

  However, these missionaries were not discouraged at all. They made gestures, pointed to the sky, and made prayers. Most of the local aborigines hid far away, with question marks all over their heads, and they couldn't figure out what these robed people were doing.

   But the missionaries clearly came prepared.

   They brought out presents.

   Missionaries began to send food and clothes, including wheat, potatoes, pickled fish, and linen...Using this gift-giving method to lure these remote indigenous people to believe in gods.

  Faced with this naked temptation, the natives gave in without hesitation.

  The power of food allowed them to understand each other, breaking through language barriers and racial barriers.

  The aborigines held food and clothes in one hand, and the Gospel of the Gods in the other, imitating missionaries, stammering and shouting: "Praise our Heavenly Father and Savior, God Yao!"

   "Praise God Yao!"

  Then the missionaries told the natives to find their relatives and friends, and everyone would have food. As long as they believe in Yao God, they can get these free gifts.

  For a while, the natives flocked to receive gifts from foreigners.

   Then both the missionaries and the natives left satisfied, thinking they had won.

  Looking at this scene, Lu Yao's eyelids twitched.

  He wanted to scold the missionaries.

   Isn’t this fraudulent pyramid scheme? How indecent!

   But see the belief value that keeps jumping and increasing in the upper right corner.

  Lu Yao held back.

   They make too much money.

  Yao City vigorously spread faith to the whole world, which increased Lu Yao's population and faith value by more than 1,000 points at once.

  It was only then that Lu Yao realized that there were so many other human beings in the corners of the pixel world.

   There is another point to consider.

  Most of the aborigines don't really believe in their own god, relying on food temptation, the conversion rate will never be too high.

  Even so, it brought 1000+ population and faith increase.

  Lu Yao can only say, well done, you guys!

  Yaochengism is indeed worth learning!

So.

  When Yaocheng spread faith to the entire pixel world, what was Yancheng doing?

  Lu Yao turned his perspective to another city.

  As soon as I arrived in Yancheng, a new reminder appeared in the simulator.

  【Yancheng invented the nursing home. 】

  【Yancheng built the first hospital. 】

  【The intelligence of everyone in Yancheng has improved slightly. 】

  【The death rate of all people in Yancheng has been slightly reduced. 】

  【The fertility rate of everyone in Yancheng has increased slightly. 】

  Lu Yao thinks this is not bad.

  After the fertility rate rises, the life expectancy of the little people will be extended, which is a good thing for the development and inheritance of the entire city.

  Yancheng, which is good at business and trade, is strengthening urban infrastructure construction, and Yaocheng, which is good at theology, is exporting culture to the outside world.

   Everyone has a bright future.

   Thanks to Fuyi for supporting 100 starting coins.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)