Golden Fishery
v2 Chapter 672: .The first shot on Weibo
Penguin's Weibo action is very fast. It was only announced the day before that it would be opened, and it was opened the next morning, and it does not need to be authenticated. It is automatically authenticated and VIP is added.
Looking at the number on the phone, Qin Shiou inevitably sighed that he finally joined the evil group of Weibo Big V, so let this devil use his methods.
Penguin's Weibo not only added VIP to him, but also made headlines for him. The introduction is that the king of the Canadian fisherman landed on Weibo and exchanged face-to-face with you about the experience of raising fish in foreign countries, buying luxury cars, big houses and soaking beautiful girls.
On Weibo, Qin Shiou’s reputation is not as insignificant as he imagined. The official Weibo of Farewell Island is now very famous and has already attracted millions of fans. In the Weibo of Farewell Island, he is the absolute protagonist.
Qin Shiou didn't know, nor realized that his number of fans had exceeded 10,000 unknowingly, and at this time he didn't say any bullshit.
It’s not that I don’t want to say it, but Qin Shiou doesn’t know how to fight the first shot, so I can’t say hello everyone. I’m Qin Shiou. I’m feeding myself a bag of salt, right?
He was distressed here, and Shaq’s voice rang from the walkie-talkie at hand: "Hi, BOSS, come to Gaozhuo Pier, there is a leatherback turtle here, uh, this guy is not right."
Leatherback turtles and star-pointed water turtles are protected animals in the fishing grounds. They must not be shot and they must be protected if they go wrong. Therefore, the fishermen take good care of them and report any problems to Qin Shiou as soon as possible.
As soon as Qin Shiou heard that there was something wrong with the leatherback turtle, he ran to the high-piled wharf, and watching him run, the tigers, leopards, bears, wolves and pineapples who were playing on the lawn followed immediately, and you chased me and ran behind. .
The area of the fishing ground is too large, and the piled wharf is more than one kilometer away from the villa. Qin Shiou ran past with acceleration, exercising every day and strengthening the Shanghai God's Heart. This is a trivial matter.
On the beach at the end of the pier, almost all the fishermen are surrounded. Qin Shiou pushed them away and took a look. A leatherback turtle the size of a pot was, was, was...
He didn’t know how to describe it. The big turtle’s oar-like limbs propped on the sand, twisting at various non-mainstream angles. The head shrank and shrank and sometimes swayed from side to side. The big tortoise's shell was shaking up and down, and the rhythm was quite good. Just like a person dancing, he still danced hip-hop.
It’s just that if a person can dance, can a tortoise also dance?
The fishermen had this doubt, so they called Qin Shiou over. At this time, they gathered around him and had a lively discussion:
"Is this leatherback turtle drunk? You see it stumbling. It looks like a drunk bull."
"Fak, don’t speak ill of me, this is obviously a big ma, do you remember the last time you smoked a smoker? Haha!"
"Shit, what I do is drunk boxing! Speaking of drunk boxing, is it also playing some punches? Oh dad, dad! I want to do ten! It may be China-Kongfu. ?"
Qin Shiou recognized this guy at a glance. Wasn't this the unlucky ghost who was electrocuted by Billy yesterday? Nicholas, the King of the Dancer of Daqin Fisheries-Turtle Four. But how could this climb onto the beach next to the pier?
Touched his chin in doubt, Qin Shiou squatted down and watched the weird dance of the Fourth Master Huigui. He also didn't understand what was going on.
Actually, he knows how Si Ye came from this posture, dancing, punching and getting drunk, it’s all bullshit. It’s obviously because of being electrocuted, okay, it was like this bird when Billy was electrifying it.
Qin Shiou did not understand, nor did the well-informed fishermen, everyone could only shrug each other's shoulders.
But then Qin Shiou realized that he had hundreds of millions of great compatriots in China in his hands? He believes in the ingenuity of fellow netizens. Definitely can explain the weirdness of Nicholas-the Four Dancers of the Turtle.
It took a lot of effort. Qin Shiou understood how to shoot the video and post it on Weibo, so he came up with a few videos from various angles, and then posted them on his Weibo one by one with the name: "Help." What's wrong with my leatherback turtle."
posted a Weibo, but Qin Shiou ignored it. He used to use the QQ space before anyone commented anyway, so he concentrated on watching the ecstasy dancing of the four masters of the turtle.
Tiger, Leopard, Bear, Wolf and Pineapple were originally worried that there will be another soul-grabbing soul, but when they saw the bird that the brother turned around, they suddenly grinned. Your father doesn't have such a heavy taste, right? You don’t know how to get anything from home, right?
They guessed it right. Qin Shiou does not intend to claim Nicholas Turtle IV, not because it looks a little bit sickly, but because leatherback turtles are proud prodigal sons. Their hearts are always far away. If they are confined in one place, they will Infertility!
Qin Shiou doesn't want to commit sins, he hasn't conceived yet.
The leatherback turtle jumped for a while and felt tired, so he lay on the beach and began to rest. At this time, a small turtle got out of the water and crawled onto the big turtle's carapace, staring at its small black eyes. Staring at a group of people disdainfully.
Look at you paralyzed, and then see the Lord go back and call our leatherback turtle army to drown you!
Unanimously, a group of fishermen saw this emotion in the eyes of the little tortoise.
However, as the saying goes, it’s not fake that Little Turtle abused Billy yesterday, but today it will encounter a stronger opponent.
Yes, the powerful real snapping turtle is here!
The master is always that empty, lonely and cold demeanor. It walked calmly to the beach, looked at the opposite leatherback turtle father and son with a cold face, and his face began to darken.
The true snapping turtle is the **** of war in the turtle world. There are still many legends, such as going ashore as fierce as a dog, such as seeing everyone is a tilapia, such as biting and not spitting.
So, Nicholas Turtle saw that the situation was not right, and immediately took the turtle back to the sea. As for the unruly non-mainstream turtle? This will only see a tortoise shell, the head and limbs are missing...
Qin Shiou patted the master's head, and said dissatisfied: "Unity and friendship, understand? Don't scare your friends in the future."
The master looked at Qin Shiou innocently. Who frightened them? I was obviously going to hit them just now, okay?
Seeing that Nicholas-Turtle Four was still so flexible in action, and the dance steps were so good when escaping, Qin Shiou no longer worried. Ivorson brought him a recliner and parasol, he sat on it and turned on his phone to read his Weibo. Does anyone care.
As a result, the opening was shocked, and there were more than two hundred message records, which is much more fierce than Qzone!
The compatriots have a way. Qin Shiou looked at these messages with emotion, and the more he looked at his expression, the more sluggish:
"Fuck it, it's so **** good! Use it to stew the soup and sprinkle thirteen incense, it tastes great!"
"There is no common sense upstairs. This is called a tortoise. It belongs to the reptile class, tortoise order, and turtle family! The king is a turtle, and the turtle is not a tortoise!"
"Don’t bullshit, I want to know why this **** is shaking? Was it scared by the Qin local tyrant? The local tyrant wants to drink the **** soup?"
"Wow, is this Qin Tuhao's fishing ground? It's so beautiful, I want to give you a monkey!"
"Zheng'er Ba Jing says that this **** may have epilepsy. I know an old military doctor who specializes in treating epilepsy."
"Shit epilepsy, this is a stroke, what the hell, my grandpa stands up like this now!"
"It may also be rickets? You see it can't stand steady..."
"Fuck, Si Ye! Nicholas-Zhao Si! The Asian dance king, this is, how did the concert go from Tieling to the big cities in North America?" (to be continued~^~)