The whole world is in an uproar!

Spears and short guns gathered in Madrid and Manchester, waiting to witness the moment in the history of football known as the "transfer of the century". Three hundred million yuan, according to the purchasing power of the strong recovery of the euro in the second half of 2014, to convert all three hundred million euros into gold, it would take 140 Zhuoyang to flatten the scale.

If you cast the gold into a solid little gold man exactly like Zhuo Yang's tall, short, fat and thin, you can make eight plus one lower body.

This transfer is not only unprecedented, but also eliminates inflation and only calculates the actual purchasing power. Everyone believes that it will not be surpassed in the future. Many media joked that Zhuo Yang was the second most expensive person in European history, the first being the Helen who had fought the Trojan War for ten years.

People didn't dare to believe their ears at first, but later they lamented that Zhuo Yang was too valuable, and he also made luxury football more luxurious, so extravagant that ordinary players can no longer play it.

But when the world was eagerly anticipating, the transfer was finally aborted. Zhuo Yang didn't play, and Manchester United didn't even play.

On the first day of September, Real Madrid, Manchester United and Zhuo Yang all issued official announcements. Real Madrid expressed their pleasure to see Zhuo Yang continue to play in Real Madrid and also appreciated Manchester United's constructive efforts in the negotiation process.

Manchester United expressed regret and thanked Zhuo Yang in his speech. He also said that Zhuo Yang will continue to be the primary goal for Manchester United to continue to pursue. Manchester United will continue to maintain contact with Real Madrid on this issue.

Zhuo Yang’s official team thanked the media and fans for their care, thanked the Manchester United club for their love, and said that he will still be full of enthusiasm for Real Madrid and will help Real Madrid win every championship. A breezy look.

In fact, Zhuo Yang was very angry. As he said to Lord Ferguson, not going to Manchester United is no longer a problem, and staying behind Real Madrid is not a problem, but it is really sorry for the three old brothers Peng Peng, Derby and Angel Di.

Why is the rich Paris with big money suddenly not moving this summer? It is because Paris also likes Peng Peng, De Bixi and Angel Di, of course, Zhuo Yang and Pogba.

The three did not dare to say all, but at least half of the reason was because Zhuo Yang chose Manchester United in the swing between Manchester United and Paris. Now it is equivalent to being put together. This is what Zhuo Yang feels most owed.

At dawn, Zhuo Yang hurriedly called to compensate the three people. The three of Peng Dedi were really speechless, but it was clear that Zhuo Yang could not be blamed. Who would have thought that San Dezi would be so blind.

There is also Falcao, and the Colombian shooter wants to get together with Zhuo Yang. However, Falcao looked very open, he said where to play is not a kick, in turn, comfort Zhuo Yang does not need to bear apology.

Next, Zhuo Yang immediately called J Luo because there was no place to live without calling.

Zhuo Yang rents in the Crystal Palace in La Finca, and the landlord is the La Finca Property Group. As early as the end of May, Zhuo Yang informed the landlord that he would not renew the lease and set the lease time limit on September 15. Now it seems that, fortunately, there was no fever in the head, otherwise I had to go to sleep on the street for two months.

By the end of July, the procedures between Zhuo Yang and the landlord had all been settled, and La Finca Real Estate Group began to re-lease the Crystal Palace in due course.

The next tenant is J Luo.

J Ronald loves La Finca very much, but La Finca is not the same as when Zhuo Yang first came three years ago, and there are still many empty houses. Now they are all full and can only be moved like a queuing pit in a female toilet Come on one ass. J Luo's eyes were quick, and he was next to Zhuo Yang's next ass.

The rent has also risen a lot, Zhuo Yang is 19,000 a month, and to J Luo is 26,000. Zhuo Yang's 19,000 ends on the 15th, and J Luo's 26,000 starts on the 16th. He has completed all the formalities with La Finca Real Estate Group, the lease term is one year, and he has priority to renew the lease after one year, and the rent has been paid for half a year.

Zhuo Yang said to J Luo every day after returning to the team: "Brother moved away in the past two days. You live directly. The number of days in advance will be treated as your brother, don't be polite."

Said every day.

Every day, J Luo also bowed to the waist and said: "Then I would like to thank Brother Lao Zhuo. I am interested in this house because I want to be blessed with you."

Then this summer transfer logo king J Luo has been dragging his family to deal with it in the hotel these days, ready to get blessed at any time.

As a result, Zhuo Yang does not leave now. He certainly does not want to leave La Finca to find a house again. Moving home is not enough, so this matter can only be discussed with J Luo.

From a legal point of view, Zhuo Yang must give J Luo Teng a house, even if it is illegally occupied by more than 15th, the Spanish police in Jiu Zanque's nest took him with a handcuff. Can you tell J Luo to talk to Zhuo Yang about the law? How bold he must be.

Zhuo Yang said: "Brother, think about it for yourself. The house will be subletted to me. Brother will give you 30,000 a month." It sounds like a negotiation, but it is actually an order.

J Ronaldo never dreamed that he came to Madrid to play football, but inexplicably became a second host.

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Zhuo Yang wants to leave, but Manchester United will not say that the tastes of Real Madrid are colorful. Many people are reluctant to leave Zhuo Yang, such as his brother De Tu, younger brothers He face, A Kuan, flatter, Varane, as well as stupid horse, Bell, Pepe, Isco, Hesse. Either they are very close to Zhuo Yang, or they have no positional conflict with Zhuo Yang. Zhuo Yang's stay will make them continue to benefit on the court.

An fat belongs to singing and dancing, old fat waist twisted into a straw skirt. He didn't care what other people said he was because Zhuo Yang was lying down, because being able to lie down was the ability, otherwise Mourinho would not be able to lie down for three years.

It's not good for dumplings, fun for sister-in-law, but comfortable for lying down. The first two are not interested in fat, he decided to change to the most comfortable lying position in the new season.

Some people don’t care. Shui Ye, Ka Dasha, Wei Ge, Jin Mao, Na Da, Na Qiao, their relationship with Zhuo Yang is not good enough to be reluctant. Zhuo Yang’s stay or stay will not affect their presence. The current situation of the team. Zhuo Yang stayed better, and it was a fate to leave.

But some people murmured in their hearts.

Ronaldo likes to play with Zhuo Yang, the game will become simpler, and Zhuo Yang's pass is unparalleled in Ronaldo's view. But Zhuo Yang is too dazzling. As long as he is in the team, he doesn't want to be a brother of the team, but Cristiano Ronaldo is also unwilling to be a host.

In addition to this, Zhuo Yang did not have to pick other aspects, but it is precisely this point, so that Ronaldo has moved to leave Real Madrid before, Chelsea and Greater Paris are good places. But after Zhuo Yang wanted to switch to Manchester United, C Ronaldo stayed at Real Madrid, and then struggled to find such a perfect teammate in the future.

Now that Zhuo Yang is not leaving, Cristiano Ronaldo's entanglement once again wants to be a brother and wants to take the golden ball. He now understands Messi in those two years.

Magic Flute is puzzled by the competition on the court, not by competing with Zhuo Yang. Last year, Real Madrid midfielder Zhuo Tu He Mo's four giants were all happy. But this year, J Ronaldo and A Kuan were added, and Zhuo Yang would not go anymore. This excitement is too big. I am afraid there is no team that can put these six midfielders at the same time.

The same is true of J Ronaldo. He is not entangled as a second host, but he is worried about the status of the court. The same as the newcomer is the same way, he and A Kuan look one after the other, but he and A Kuan originally came to Real Madrid to replace Zhuo Yang, otherwise Zhuo Yang alone can wrap their functions on the field.

The relationship between A Kuan and Zhuo Yang is extraordinary, UU Reading www.uukanshu. comJ Luo knew that he would have come without Akuan. The value of your own king will play a role, but it will not take too long for a giant such as Real Madrid to become a dead substitute overnight. J Luo and Zhuo Yang are not competitive, but once the team has to choose between A Kuan and him, J Luo dare to ensure that Zhuo Yang will not be biased towards him, even if he is Zhuo Yang's second landlord .

The most scratchy person is Captain Casillas.

Cassie was seriously fooled by An Fat last year, and before he came, he was in a state of small blooms. After he took office, he became somehow the main force of the cup. Mourinho did the same in those days, but Cassie turned over. But he dared to make trouble with Mu Niao, because Zhuo Yang was also accompanying him, but he really didn't dare to make trouble with Ang Fat, and Cassie was afraid Zhuo Yang would turn his face.

The relationship between Zhuo Yang and Ang Fat knows that because of the existence of Zhuo Yang, Ang Fat needs to be more at ease in the dressing room of Real Madrid. No one dares to fry.

Cassie does not hate Zhuo Yang, but he is afraid of him. To be honest, there is no one who hates Zhuo Yang in Real Madrid's dressing room, and no one who does not submit to his prestige. Casey's fear made him very tangled.

But the tangle of all of them, together, is not as big and fat as the sadness of Manchester United captain Rooney.