The speed of light is 300,000 kilometers per second, and the propagation speed of gossip must exceed the speed of light. Harry Kane heard the news from the Vikariji Road Stadium during the intermission, and he couldn't laugh or cry. He admired Zhuo Yang, the veteran of the stadium, and reborn.

What's the matter? We have to start with Keelung Dyer, the ‘little yellow man’.

Dyer, who is 39 years old this year, is Zhuo Yang's long-lost old friend, Newcastle's midfield whirlwind. One is very yellow and the other is very violent, talking about Dyer and the "bad boy" Bowyer.

Dyer and Ferdinand are the iron stones of the England national team, Ferdinand and Mo Grandpa are iron stones at Manchester United, and Grandpa and Zhuo Yang are rusty. This is how Hupugouyou came from.

After missing the 2006 World Cup in Germany due to injury, Dyer's competitive form has experienced a serious decline. In the summer of 2007, he was sold to West Ham United by Newcastle for £8 million. Since then, because of the growing gap in football status, and there really are no hobbies to overlap, Dyer and Zhuo Yang have basically no longer contacted each other.

In the following three years, Dyer held the team's highest weekly salary of £85,000 for West Ham, but only played 22 times in three seasons, and did not play a full 90 minutes in a game, and did not score a goal in 22 games. It's not a professional attitude, it's mainly because of injuries. The Hammer Gang is equivalent to raising a waste of money and losing grandma in blood.

After his contract expired in the summer of 2010, the 32-year-old Dyer chose to retire. He really didn't have the face to play anymore and lost his enthusiasm. In the next few years, the uneducated man tossed off the bad money he had saved in his career. The paper was as clean as a dog licked, and people were as poor as a lamp.

Really can't make it through, Dyer had to put down his pride and go to an old friend to help. I didn't come to Zhuo Yang, and I had been estranged after many years of no contact. It was the old captain Alan Shearer who extended his hand to care for the mentally retarded.

After Hiller retired, he worked as a crappy head coach for a year, and at the same time joined the BBC as a commentator on the five major league broadcasts, which is obviously a more promising industry for him. Over the past ten years, Shearer has successfully crossed the border perfectly, and his contacts have also crossed the circle.

It is better to teach people how to fish than to teach people how to fish. With his old face, Shearer introduced Dyer, who didn't understand anything other than playing football and yellow, into the BBC earlier this year, and acted as an assistant who ran after the match scene. He could also be an intern reporter.

After all, he is a former star, and Dyer's face is still worth a little money, so he can live on. After plucking up the courage to schedule an exclusive BBC interview with Zhuo Yang a month ago, Dyer is finally getting better and better.

Today, Dyer, with a card hanging on his chest, and the BBC team came to the Vicariji Road Stadium where Manchester City played against Watford.

When the midfielder left the field, Zhuo Yang asked Dyer: "Just ask, do you have a filming and interview team at Tottenham?"

"Of course there is, why?"

"Do me a favor and pass a message to your colleagues over there, and pass it now."

The Dyer looked like a dog and held the microphone to Zhuo Yang's mouth, while the sweaty Zhuo Yang was facing the BBC live camera seriously.

"Harry Kane is a very good young player, I admire him. From him, I can see the shadow of Alan Shearer." Compliment the England striker, no matter what type, praise him as Shearer , Sure, because everyone loves to listen.

Zhuo Yang said: "For young players, we should love and praise, rather than suppress."

"Harry Kane deserves to be the top scorer again. I wouldn't be surprised if he overtook me at the end of this round, because he was already very good."

"Harry, come on, I am optimistic about you. I heard from Big Gere, you got two in the first half, which is great, now...how much...oh, 28, only two of me. Harry, you are so too Great. I performed a hat trick in the first half, which is a little test for you."

"If you can score two more in the second half, I will be very honored to share the honor of the best scorer with you. If you can score three more, it will be the best thing, and I will personally congratulate you. Come on, Harry."

"I won't play again in the second half. I said that young players should be supported and cherished, not suppressed. The opportunity is left to Harry Kane, I hope he can succeed. This is a wonderful Premier League season, thank you."

Big Gere said his words, and the temporary interview screen went to the Kingston Communications Stadium at a speed faster than light, and Kane almost spewed old blood on the spot.

This old world, the good and the bad let him occupy, winning or losing is his reason. Not to mention whether I can make three more in the second half. Even if I made three consecutive top scorers, others would say that Zhuo Yangrang was the one who didn't play in the second half.

If it fails, it will be even more faceless. Can Zhuo Yang let you be? One bite a ‘young player’, I’m 24 this year, OK? It's not the little trash who just debuted.

Lao Pao'er is La Pao'er. Kane lay down on the ground in worship and scored 100 points.

Before the game, Kane really wanted to compete with Zhuo Yang and compete with such a legendary old fairy. Although it is gratifying to win, it is not ashamed to lose, but Zhuo Yang!

But Zhuo Yang was forced to act and became Kane in a dilemma. Splash your life in the second half to score a goal, look anxious, behave a little more chic, and let people say that the mud can't help the wall.

The entire Spurs team looked at Kane with sympathy, and Kane felt like a mentally retarded. Even Uncle Bo shrugged at him, expressing his helplessness.

Damn it, just learn something, I won't kick in the second half.

But Kane was not reconciled, and no one was reconciled to it. Suddenly, his IQ took over the high ground, and Kane came up with a brilliant idea.

Two more! After two more draws with Zhuo Yang, he took the initiative to ask to end. I told the media after the game that it was out of respect and tribute to football legends. So awesome master, how can I be ashamed of a young player to take advantage, hahaha...

The force is the same, and the points are high and low. If you want to pretend to force everyone to pretend, I can at least score 95 points.

Harry Kane was stunned by his own wit, he wrapped his wisdom and fighting spirit on the court again.

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At the beginning of the second half, Zhuo Yang was replaced by Jesus. The gentleman didn't play a virtual game.

In the first half, Manchester City 4:0 Watford, Tottenham 3:0 Hull City, the other two more sensitive matches were all tied. Liverpool 0:0 meters Fort, Chelsea 1:1 Sunderland.

The three battles are settled, and the championship is still walking on the razor. Still with the same score, Uncle Zha has two more goal differences than Kong Er Lengzi.

However, after the first minute of the second half, there was no need for a goal difference for the time being. Firmino assisted, Wijnaldum scored, and Liverpool 1:0 meters at Anfield.

The news was instant, Kong Er Lengzi was anxious at Stamford Bridge.

I was anxious, it was useless. In the 51st and 55th minutes, it was as if the sewers were open. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Liverpool went down to the two cities by Kuniao and Lallana to turn the score into 3:0. Next, let's see how Chelsea sing.

With singing and dancing in the stands at Anfield Stadium, the KOPs can’t wait to start celebrating their first Premier League championship in advance.

The Premier League was established in 1992, Liverpool has not reached the top, and the last top league champion of the Red Army was the old League One in the 89-90 season. In 27 years, in World War II, it was enough to play three or four rounds. Liverpool had no championship in the league, and the giants looked like fakes.

Gerrard once said: I am willing to exchange the Champions League trophy for a Premier League champion. He is also in the Anfield stand today, wearing a formal suit.

But Conte at Stamford Bridge will not let the story of the season end like this. In the 60th minute, he decisively replaced the handsome but busy Costa and replaced the 24-year-old Congolese Belgian forward Missi Bashu. Yai.

Who is Bashuayi and Costa Beauty? Leave it alone. Changing hands is like changing a knife, but it is a feng shui theory that is common in the poker court. Thus, the final drama at the end of the season was officially staged.

Who is Liverpool and Chelsea beauty?

Which one of Zhuo Yang and Chengdong Kaienmei?