"Stop it to Lao Tzu! Don't blame me if anyone moves again."

　　 There was a thunder explosion, and the noisy players in the channel were suddenly collectively fixed, and the bustling group of sculptures.

　　 Manchester City, Manchester United, the staff at Old Trafford, and the people eating melons all looked nervously at Zhuo Yang, who rushed in fiercely.

　　 Ibrahimovic took the chair and rushed up.

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　　 48-year-old soft tissue physiotherapist Mark Sertori is not a member of Guardiola's private team, and his personnel relationship belongs to the Manchester City club.

　　 Sertori is very skilled in business, absolutely nothing to say about his massage skills, and he is enthusiastic and enthusiastic, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with asking him for help.

　　 The last time Dad Zhuo came to Manchester, he said that his back hurts. Sertori personally ran to Cheshire and gave him a massage. Dad Zhuo praised his skill.

　　 Moreover, Sertori has a particularly strong sense of collective honor. Manchester City is more excited than the players when they win, and even more frustrated than the players when they lose.

　　 But Jin is not barefoot, and people are not perfect. Sertori has his own problems. This buddy loves trouble and is a troublemaker.

　　 At Stamford Bridge in April in the first half of the year, Zhuo Yang turned his face on Guardiola and Kong Er Lengzi. The cause was Sertori's provocation and scolded Chelsea's physical fitness coach Paul Bertelli for a "stupid".

　　 Today Manchester City won their 14th straight game of the season, and it was an away derby in the same city. Everyone is full of sense of accomplishment. Sertori is also proud.

When 　　 left the field, the happiness of the Manchester City people and the sadness of the Manchester United people formed a sharp contrast. Coupled with several skirmishes before the end of the game, the Manchester City people's excitement at this time behaved very deliberately.

　　 The more ugly the faces of Manchester United, the higher the happiness of Manchester United. Lu Xun said that the joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked, I just think they are noisy.

　　 Manchester United have endured it, but the gloating Manchester City did not hold it back, and Sertori was the one who picked up the matter.

The reason why 　　 is a troublemaker is not all because he likes to pick things, but because he picks troubles and specializes in troublesome masters. This time, Sertori picked Ibrahimovic.

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　　 Ibrahimovic has been in a bad mood these months, not all because of injuries.

After coming to Manchester United last summer, Ibrahimovic’s performance was actually good. He scored 28 goals and 10 assists in 46 appearances on various fronts, setting the stage for the Red Devils League Cup, League Cup, and Community Shield’s “mini triple crown”. Made a great contribution.

　　 But Ibrahimovic couldn't find the feeling of being'king' in Paris at Manchester United. The 17 Premier League goals were also drowned out in the competition for the best scorers such as Zhuo Yang, Kane, Lukaku and Sanchez.

　　 Ibrahimovic does not like the Premier League. In the first half of April, he did not like it even more after he strained his thigh during a quarter-time contract with Anderlecht in the UEFA Cup and was reimbursed for the season.

　　 So, as soon as the season ended, he chose to terminate his contract with Manchester United, wanting to return to Paris freely and continue to be king.

　　 It was unexpected that after Paris acquired Neymar and Mbappé in the summer, he no longer needed him as an old king. Although the old friend and assistant director "Coffee" Maxwell tried their best to match up, the newly appointed sports director, Portuguese Antero Enrique, still tactfully refused Ibrahimovic's return.

　　 Ibrahimovic, who didn't have a suitable and favorite giant, and didn't want to go to other places for retirement, could only rely on Guardiola's old face and re-signed Manchester United.

　　 Quite boring.

　　 A month ago, Ibrahimovic returned from injury. But Mourinho knows that he will not stay at Manchester United for a long time, and Ibrahimovic knows that Mourinho knows, so now Manchester United’s trident is Lukaku, Martial and Rashford, Ibrahimovic can only give them three Or halberd Lingard as a substitute.

Three weeks ago, Manchester United, who had already secured the first place in the group, challenged Basel, Switzerland in the fifth round. In the second half, Ibrahimovic replaced Martial, making him the first player in football history to represent seven different teams. Champions Cup people.

　　 The seven teams are Jia Fu, Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, ​​AC Milan, Paris and Manchester United.

　　 But this is even more meaningless. Seven teams, but there is no Champions League trophy, Ibrahimovic did not think this is an honor, but a face.

　　 Ibrahimovic is not the main player willing to be a substitute, even if he is fifty years old, he will play the main player. Allowing him to bear the humiliation and quietly guarding Manchester United is nothing more than looking forward to the big ears of the Champions League this season. Ibrahimovic did not say it, but this is the greatest desire of his career.

　　 It's not that I don't yearn for the World Cup, but I know I don't yearn for it.

　　 The matter of the Swedish national team made Ibrahimovic even more depressed.

　　The Swedish national football team with him at the core failed to score in South Africa and Brazil. After losing in the 2016 European Championship, Ibrahimovic announced his withdrawal from the national team. Unexpectedly, the Swiss football team without him eliminated Italy in this year's qualifier play-offs, miraculously marching into Russia.

　　 Embarrassing who lacks.

　　 Ibrahimovic wants to play in the World Cup and thinks very much, but with such a shiny figure, it is difficult to add back the saliva he spit, nor can he pray for someone. Therefore, he reservedly sent a vague message to the Swiss Football Association, the purpose is to allow Swiss Football to take the initiative to send out invitations, and then he "reluctantly" to return to the public opinion.

　　 However, the stone sank into the sea, and there was no movement on Ruizu's side, as if he had never had the horn of Ibrahimovic.

　　 Ibrahimovic is not stupid, he knows that this is the Swedish national team rejected his return, just like Paris.

　　 Am I really old-fashioned?

　　 Ibrahimovic does not believe in evil, and the more people dislike him as a rag, the more he has to arrogantly adopt the "God" style.

　　 Although God is only a substitute for Manchester United, he is still the biggest star of the Red Devils. In an interview with reporters before the game, Ibrahimovic said he would end Manchester City's winning streak in this field.

　　 "Man City can win 13 games in a row because they didn't meet Manchester United and didn't meet me."

　　 This is not called cynicism, because everyone said that before the game, babble is an indispensable part of football, and no one takes it seriously.

　　 But Manchester United lost the game, and Manchester City's winning streak continues. After Ibrahimovic replaced Lingard in the 76th minute, there was basically no performance, not a single shot, four passes and two turnovers.

　　 It’s hard to say slap face, but compared with his pre-match rhetoric, UU reading www.uukānshu. com is indeed like a joke. It would be embarrassing to be grasped by someone with a heart.

　　 Mark Sertori is this caring person.

　　 Sertori and Arteta were walking and chatting happily, and they were very happy, especially the suffocating black face of the Manchester United next to him made him even more excited.

　　 Manchester United's face was getting darker and darker, Sertori getting more and more hilarious, so he floated.

　　 are all walking in the passage. The person who walked shoulder to shoulder with Sertoli happened to be Ibrahimovic. Sertoli had a good head and remembered the big talk of Ibrahimovic before the game.

　　 "Oh, Swede, didn't you blow up all the awesomeness before the game? It's not just a fake trick."

　　 Don't talk about Ibrahimovic, no one can stand it.

　　 He twisted his head and smashed the wet towel in Sertori's face. "Fuck you!"

　　 Sertori is a troublemaker but not a troublemaker. He doesn't have the courage to punch someone's face with his fist. He is simple and cheap.

　　 Arteta hurried up to persuade, straddling in front of Ibrahimovic. "Forget it, don't make trouble."

　　 Ibrahimovic shoved Arteta vigorously with a black face.

　　 His strength is not small, even Arteta and Sertori were all put on the wall and posted photos.

　　 "Fuck you!"

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