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Guardiola has three troubles recently, one team, two opponents, and three families.

The team sang all the way and won consecutive victories, and others hated it too late, so what's the trouble? His troubles prove that people cannot eat too much and live too well.

The well-decorated mansion is beautiful and flawless, except for a wall tile in the kitchen that is skewed. Can you bear it? Anyway, the old melon can't, even if it's just a little bit slanted.

Successive victories are pleasing to the eye, but the old me can't bear to lose the ball at every turn, like obsessive-compulsive disorder. In the past, 2:1 or 3:1 was fine, the important thing is 3 points, now 5:1, 6:1, that '1' is a wall brick, a mouse dropping on the cake.

He said that the old melon with obsessive-compulsive disorder would not admit it, and said that he was a perfectionist, and now he felt that he was complimenting him.

The characteristics of a perfectionist: the closer to perfection, the more demanding perfection, and eventually that little bit of imperfection will become the death of perfection.

A while ago, they conceded consecutive goals in the game, and Lao Gua threatened to "break the net and seal training", and these **** really cheered up to achieve consecutive zero seals.

I thought I had a long memory, but I didn’t expect to start from 3:3 Tottenham, Millwall, Southampton, Shakhtar Donetsk, and today’s Manchester Derby against Manchester United, no matter what game, no matter what opponent, don’t lose Balls are harder than shit.

Manchester United Martial's supplementary shot just now made Perfect Melon feel like eating flies, flies in shit.

If it's really possible, Lao Gua can't wait to start training off the net after today's game, and won't stop until one or two of these **** are smothered to death.

But obviously not, the industry rules do not allow it, what is the reason? To concede the ball in the game? It's called Versailles. The old melon will be torn apart by the media, criticized by the players union, and investigated by the disciplinary committee.

Even if there were none of these, even if all the players succumbed to the power of the coercion, that would not work. The women in the players' families did not have fuel-efficient lamps. Others don't talk about it, dare to take Zhuoyang into the training center for isolation, Kou Kou definitely dares to come to the door with a compound bow to make Guardiola unable to eat.

Then the whole world applauded, the light of the righteous way.

Conceding goals every game is one aspect. Lao Gua found that there are very bad signs in the team, and everyone is relying on Zhuoyang.

It’s not that Zhuoyang is not worth relying on, and the dependence mentioned here is not about the spiritual and competitive aspects, but that Zhuoyang’s **** came to the world to make other people lazy. It seems that everyone wants to lie down and let Zhuoyang take care of everything.

Slut, bitch, all Manchester City can only allow me Guardiola to lie down and win alone, don't even think about it.

In the League Cup 18 match with Millwall ten days ago, Zhuoyang was replaced by Aguero in the 56th minute after completing a hat-trick. The score was 5:1.

Millwall is not a strong team, and was completely discouraged by Zhuoyang's one-minute hat-trick. I think the team will use the remaining time to rehearse some offensive routines. Goals are not important, but goals can explain a lot question.

But the final score was 5:1. This group of **** dared to spend more than half an hour working abroad. Zhuoyang's departure seemed to take away their desire.

It's as if there is a very capable father in the family who earned more than a dozen factories and dozens of real estate with nothing. The pocket money in the hands of filial sons and virtuous grandchildren is like winning the lottery every month. Life. Even if the old man retires, he still has nothing to do.

You make money to support your family, and I am as beautiful as a flower. Lao Gua believes that Zhuoyang is Manchester City's father who is responsible for making money to support the family, and he is the only mother who can be as beautiful as a flower.

Three days later, the 11th round of the Premier League played against Southampton at home, and it was almost the same.

Zhuoyang started with a penalty kick in the 6th minute, and Manchester City had already led 6-0 when he completed a hat-trick in the 69th minute. In the 73rd minute, Lao Gua replaced him with David Xiwa.

Good guy, not to mention not scoring a goal in the next 20 minutes, but Danny Ince scored a counterattack in the 86th minute to get back a goal, 6:1.

The 26-year-old Ince was born in Bournemouth's youth training and now belongs to Liverpool. He was loaned to Southampton by Uncle Zha this season. He is not one more onion, otherwise Uncle Zha would not recall Origi and rent him out instead.

Ince, who was not onion, not only scored a goal, but also had a goal post and an offside goal. It was not Shandong green onion but onion.

Guardiola endured.

Another three days later, Manchester City ushered in the fourth round of the UEFA Champions League group stage at home and the match against Dunn Mine.

In the last round, Huo Cun and Lyon scored 3:3. After three rounds, the two teams and Dunkui had 2 points. In this way, Manchester City, which has won three consecutive victories, has already qualified three rounds ahead of schedule. This game against Dunkuang only uses the victory to consolidate the first place in the group.

Originally, there was still a little bit of fantasy in the mine, and Fonseca stuffed the two generals Marlos and Tyson, who had returned from injury, into the starting lineup.

But the Hungarian referee, Zhuoyang’s old friend Kassai, had his eyes on 25 minutes before the first half, and decisively awarded two penalty kicks. After Zhuoyangmei scored twice, all the fantasies and spirits of the mine were dissipated.

In the 80th minute of the second half, Zhuoyang was replaced by Sane. The score was 6:0. He also completed a hat-trick again. Champions League four consecutive, all games 20 consecutive.

After all, Dayton Mine is a strong team in Eastern Europe and has a sense of shame. Taking advantage of the slack after Manchester City's big victory, similar to the man's sage time, Tyson was in the 88th minute, and Nigerian winger Kayode, who came off the bench, was 90+4, and the score was settled at 6:2.

The 25-year-old Larry Kayode is a Manchester City player~lightnovelpub.net~ and won the top scorer (17 goals) in the Austrian League this season. He was recruited by Manchester City from Vienna Club for 3.5 million last summer.

But the day after the transfer contract came into effect, Kayode was loaned out by Manchester City to La Liga, a sub-team belonging to City Group, along with Douglas Luiz, Maffeo, Alex Garcia and Marlos Moreno. Girona.

It can be said that Kayode was bought by Manchester City specifically for Girona.

But the five tigers of Manchester City failed to make Girona flourish. Last season, they ranked third from the bottom and fell back to the second division. The performance of the five tigers on loan was very average.

In the new season, midfielder Douglas Luiz moved to Villa, left winger Malos Moreno was loaned to Brazilian Flamengo, midfielder Alex Garcia and full back Pablo Maffeo continued to follow Herro Na went to play in the Second Division.

Kayode did not score a goal in 13 La Liga appearances, and only had two assists. Such a performance, let alone returning to Manchester City, would be disgusted if he stayed in Girona.

He was originally going to be loaned to Ligue 1 Caen for the new season, and it was basically negotiated. I don't know where the wrong tendons were made, so I came to the door to call for rent.

The mine is not short of money, so Manchester City is happy to rent it for a year at a price of 2.3 million, which is basically not much different from his German turnaround price.

Kayode was not able to play the main force in the Dundee mine. He did not expect to score a goal when he returned to the city stadium that day, and he was very proud. One giant step for him, one small step for Tonton.

After the game, Lao Gua scolded the street for half an hour in the locker room. Those who didn't know it thought that Manchester City had lost and that Manchester City hadn't won the first place in the group ahead of time.

Then there was today's Manchester Derby. These **** went too far and let Manchester United lead 1:0 in the 12th minute. Coupled with Mourinho's venomous tongue taunts before the game, at this moment Guardiola's bald scoop is so depressed that it can drip.

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