Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

v2 Chapter 1832: Miscellaneous

"The official family is reading your book, even the saints."

Chen Zhongheng pointed out his purpose of leaving the palace: Brother, your book is on fire, the fire is very hot!

Cough!

Shen An was proud, but with a sad face, "It's a pity, a pity!"

He was so melancholy, Chen Zhongheng asked, "What a pity?"

Shen An's face looked like he had a pain in his face. "Selling a book will cost you a penny, and the meat hurts."

"You ..." Chen Zhongheng looked around, and Zhuang honestly asked, "What does Chen Du know about? Just tell the villain."

Chen Zhongheng scolded: "Your Lang Jun is shameless, look for a stick, someone fights with him today!"

Zhuang honestly had a black line, and Chen Zhongheng said angrily: "What did a certain official say a while ago ... Three immortals, there are merits in the upper class, merits in the second place, and opinions in the second place. "

Shen An smiled and felt that he was immortal now.

"Your Langjun meritorious service is the first in the dynasty, making a statement ... Now that the miscellaneous knowledge is out, Bianliang paper is expensive. Isn't this a statement?"

"Former Tang Kong Yingda has a cloud, Li De said that the creation of vertical law, Bo Shijizhong." "Zhuang honesty suddenly became serious, even looking like a great Confucian," Lang Lang, my family, hacked through the new law to benefit the world. The Shen family donates countless donations every year, benefiting the lonely people in the world ... A hundred years later, who dares to say that my family is not three immortals? "

Chen Zhongheng didn't expect that the flattering Zhuang honest who was like a treacherous person could say this, and could not help sighing: "Yes! Three immortals! Someone is jealous, uncomfortable, Ermei ..."

With a swish, Zeng Ermei appeared.

When I saw Chen Zhongheng, Zeng Ermei was confident: "Chen Duzhi wants hot sauce?"

"The most spicy! Otherwise, someone who thinks about your family's Lang Jun's achievement of three immortals in a hundred years, and praise for future generations, it hurts."

"Three immortals?" Zeng Ermei froze for a moment. "To be immortal, it's better to marinate. The more salt you put, the better. They said that someone marinated meat with salt a hundred years ago. If you put too much salt, it's still a hundred years later. Ok……"

Laozi is bacon?

Shen An said angrily: "Not yet!"

Zeng Ermei didn't know why his own Lang Jun was angry, so he bowed his head and left.

"The house is unfortunate!" Shen An was embarrassed.

"Bacon? Ha ha ha ha!" Chen Zhongheng couldn't help but laugh. After enough laughter, he gasped and said, "Who can make someone immortal, someone will."

"There is a country to the west. If the owner of the country dies, he will be emptied of his internal organs, and then made into corpses, wrapped in shrouds, which can be kept for thousands of years ... Old Chen, I will wait for you to go later. ? "

Shen An smiled, Chen Zhongheng stunned, "Are you lying?"

"Fool you are not human!"

Shen An thought of the mummy.

Wouldn't that be able to preserve the millennium.

Chen Zhongheng shivered, "Well, some still don't want it."

"Why not? A guarantee doesn't cost money." Shen An thought it would be good to have a test product.

"Let's go, there are many things in a palace." Chen Zhongheng felt itchy all over, and hurried away, as if the Shen family had a ghost.

"Hahaha!"

Shen An couldn't help laughing.

"Congratulations to Lang Jun." Zhuang honestly arched his hands, then said excitedly: "Lang Jun, wait for you ... After becoming a god, can the villain be buried beside you?"

"Why?" This time is about family cemeteries, but those who are capable are basically buried together by a large family, so even if the descendants are withered, other clans will also sacrifice to you. In this way, cold pork can be eaten under the ground, with drinks, and of course, incense can be enjoyed.

So Zhuang honestly asked Shen An to be a little stunned, wondering why he didn't want to be buried in his own cemetery?

Zhuang honestly said: "The villain thought, Lang Jun, you must be sanctified in the future. When the time comes to heaven, no one can be around you. The villain is willing to follow Lang Jun.

He was very serious, even a little apprehensive, worrying that his demands would be excessive.

Shen An was a little ignorant.

Sanctification?

Why don't you go to heaven?

But when he thought about it carefully, he understood the source of the matter.

At this moment, people believe the ghosts and gods. The gods are in the sky, and they are breathtaking and chic.

Zhuang Lao felt that Shen An would become a **** in the future, so he looked forward to being with him.

What is this called?

One person knows, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven?

Shen An thought this was a little funny, but when he saw the seriousness of Zhuang honest face, he was shocked.

"it is good!"

He nodded in response, feeling that there was nothing.

"Thank you Langjun!"

But Zhuang honestly knelt down and knocked hard like pounding garlic.

Puff puff!

The sound of the forehead hitting the ground gave Shen An a headache. He said, "Okay."

"It's ninety-nine or eighty-one! The villain asked, so this is the worship of gods."

Zhuang honestly seemed to have been planning for a long time, but even this was heard.

Shen An was helpless, trying not to persuade him, but he was so upset that he saw him, and left.

"Seventy ... seventy-one ..."

Zhuang honest forehead was swollen and his eyes were loose.

"Eighty ... Eighty ... Eighty ..."

"eighty-one……"

Boom!

Zhuang honestly fell.

Shen An got the news and thought it was too ridiculous, but Yang Zhuoxue took it for granted, "You don't know, officials, generally don't make a big contribution to our family, even the housekeeper can't be buried near you, otherwise it is blasphemy."

Uh!

This evil age!

Shen An was lying in bed reading a book, listening to his wife talking.

"You are destined to be sanctified in the future!" Yang Zhuoxue said happily: "The concubine is also a saint's lady, and he can follow you to heaven in the future ..."

"Can we not say this?"

Shen An felt that the word God had heard the panic panic, but Yang Zhuo Xue Bai gave him a glance, "Where do you not go to heaven? You are a god, naturally go to heaven, the concubine will follow you. In the future, they will also come, our family Zi Zi spends his day in the sky, sucking the wind and drinking dew, heading to the North Sea, Mu Cangwu, Taro will certainly like this day. I do n’t know if there are good quilts, and soup cakes can have hot sauce ... "

Shen An is speechless.

If there is a god, are they still worried about not having a quilt? Still worry about eating soup cake without spicy sauce?

Shen An felt crazy.

"Isn't ... sucking the wind and drinking dew?" He asked carefully.

Yang Zhuoxue tilted his head for a moment and thought, "Go back and ask She Hui if you want to go now."

"Don't!" Shen An felt that this family was going crazy.

Yang Zhuoxue hurriedly drove to Izumo Temple, but he was not happy when he returned.

"Lang Jun, they all said that you set a precedent!"

This school refers to the theory.

In the early years, hundreds of schools contended, and no mathematics school existed. Later, after the sole respect for Confucianism, the so-called school disappeared.

Now there is a miscellaneous lesson, although the name is not eye-catching, it can't stand people like it!

"She Hui said that you must be the **** of Daomen in the future, and said that when you go, it will be a statue to worship."

It hasn't been posted this day.

Shen An excuses to go out and relax, so he went out alone.

He walked along the street all the way, watching the buildings gradually lit up, shops on both sides of the street were open, countless people came in and out, laughed, or bargained.

He didn't have such a thought in the sanctification, but according to Zhao Shu's meaning, he clearly wanted to put him in the position of a generation of learned bigwigs.

So in the Bianliang city, the news that he Shen was going to be sanctified is everywhere. Shen An even maliciously wondered whether there were people from the Imperial City who were spreading rumors.

Certainly, look at the fat man in the winery on the left. Isn't that Rao Chunlai, the former spy leader of Xiongzhou?

When did this product return to Bianliang?

"Then Shen Guogong was a genius when he was a child ..."

When Rao Chunlai said, Shen An only heard the beginning and knew what was behind.

It's nothing more than to brag about the fact that Shen Shen has been reading materials since childhood, and growing up is even more terrible.

Will such academic tycoons, self-contained masters, rebel?

Make a fart!

Rebellion can have generals, for example, during the Tang Dynasty, those generals rebelled and breathed like nature.

You can also have the right to control the door. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, those doormen were thinking about rebellion, and finally pushed the Li family out, and everyone overthrew Yang Guang.

But it is impossible for the learned masters who can be sanctified.

Why?

Because the reputation of these people in the world is too loud, in everyone's eyes, he is a perfect representative and a loyal model.

The saint wants to rebel?

Are you not hearing? Otherwise, the saint is possessed by the ghost. Come on! Light the fire and burn the saint to see if he is possessed by the ghost.

Nima!

The official family is so cruel!

Shen An felt that Zhao Shu was really a plan. No wonder he sat down this time. No, he pushed the miscellaneous school into the room with one hand, and then he was expensive.

The purpose of all of this is one: to make him Shen someone to become a master of learning.

Learn big brother, you try to make a counter?

The dog said! It's really yin!

Shen An laughed, only feeling relaxed.

With the development of the New Deal, especially after the success of the Northern Expedition, Shen An knew that suspicion would come inevitable.

Too much credit is also a mistake, so he wanted to keep a low profile, but this is just an ostrich policy ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ useless.

Finally, try it out, starting with miscellaneous studies, to let the officials feel their sincerity in Wu Zhuanwen.

As a result, Zhao Shu turned the boat into a super scholar.

In this era, the master of learning is the god.

Well, in the future, you kid will be a god!

God will not rebel!

Why?

Because the three schools of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism are gradually moving closer, God is omnipotent.

And rebellion is to kill evil, hey!

Shen An felt that he had lost a huge baggage, and his feet were brisk.

"Anbei!"

In front of the blue building in front, Su Shi was waving under the lights.

That pure smile is the joy of seeing the brother.

"coming!"

Shen An walked briskly under his feet.

Su Shi had many companions. When introducing each other, one of them was Qin Guan.

The last time Qin Guan went to the Shen family for a meeting, he was sent by Zhao Wuwu. Today, the two people met for the first time.

"Have seen Guo Gong."

If it was said that Qin Guan could still maintain some arrogance yesterday, then now he is very painful to find that he is facing a great god.

The versatile master!

He turned Qin Guan into a little shrimp and could only maintain a polite attitude.

"Ha ha!"

Shen An smiled with compassion.

"Go, go in and drink!"

Su Shi's radiant look made Shen An a little relieved, and asked, "Isn't Zizhan your pocket money gone?"

Su Shi was entangled in an instant.

Shen An couldn't help laughing, then hooked his shoulder, "Some treat!"

"Good brother!" Su Shi also hooked his shoulder, and the two went in side by side.

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The third is even more, good night!

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