Chapter 767 I think your brain is abnormal

  The sound of the cannon battle was very loud, probably the loudest sound since ancient times.

  Li Yifu trembled all over, and immediately ran behind the pillar. He hid behind the pillar and peeped, and saw Jia Pingan standing there with an angry expression on his face.

   "Is it over yet?"

   Jia Pingan scolded: "This is the court!"

  Changsun Wuji was also taken aback, but he was the most stable.

  Yu Zhining sat directly on the ground, looking around in panic.

  Xu Jingzong was stunned for a moment, looking very calm, but then began to tremble.

  The other courtiers were in a mess.

   As far as Yang Deli is fine... Jia Pingan made a lot of big firecrackers, and they set them off in Daodefang on the first day of the year, and the explosions were louder than this one!

  He just had a verbal battle with all the heroes, and now the corners of his mouth are foaming, but he feels that he can spray for another half a day.

  Li Zhi was quite comfortable.

  Look at these courtiers, they were impassioned when they besieged me, but now it’s just a firecracker that scares them like this, it’s really... unsightly!

  He narrowed his eyes and said lightly: "Calm down!"

  The officials gradually quieted down, and someone said: "It was Jia Ping'an who set off a big firecracker!"

   Damn it!

  In an instant, the artillery fire turned, and Jia Pingan had nowhere to hide.

   "...the court is carrying such a murderous thing, Jia Ping'an, are you trying to plot something wrong?"

  Li Yifu was so ugly just now that he was blown away.

   "Your Majesty, severely punish Jia Pingan!"

   "This broom star will not only make Datang unlucky, but also has evil intentions. If that cannonball is thrown by Your Majesty's side... Your Majesty, please take Jia Ping'an!"

  Li Yifu complained angrily.

   Everyone looked at the emperor, but no one noticed that Jia Pingan took out another cannon, lit it and threw it at Li Yifu's feet...

  The guard found out again. He couldn't believe that Jia Pingan still dared to make a move, so he rushed over to stamp out the firecracker. But before reaching the place, the artillery battle exploded.

  Boom!

  Li Yifu jumped three feet high, and when he landed, he screamed, "Help!"

  He yelled loudly, the smoke cleared, and everyone found that this man was fine.

Well!

   "Lee Sang... calm down!"

"help me!"

  Li Yifu was so frightened that he urinated, and screamed wildly.

   "Silence!"

   Master Jia said with a serious face: "We are discussing matters! Be serious!"

   A group of important ministers are mad at the emperor, what is seriousness? This is called seriousness.

   But no amount of beeps can stand up to a cannonball battle. If it is not enough, get a gunpowder bag, ignite it and throw it in the middle, and Datang will be quiet.

  Li Yifu knelt down, "Your Majesty, I beg your Majesty to be the master."

  I want to peel your skin now!

  This wild dog is becoming more and more disregarded the overall situation.

  Li Zhi was thinking how many more years this person would last.

  But Li Yifu felt that he was the emperor's confidant, with left and right hands...Have you ever heard of someone who cut off his left and right hands?

   I am not afraid!

   Everyone was silent.

   But silence is worse than spouting.

  These people stared at Jia Ping'an with cold eyes. Once these old ghosts want to seduce someone, they have to find a rope to hang themselves as soon as possible to make it easier.

   "Your Majesty, the broom star is terrible, please punish Jia Pingan severely."

   "The meteorite rain was caused by Jia Pingan. If this person is not severely punished, Datang and His Majesty will be in danger!"

   "Severely punish Jia Pingan!"

  The crowd is passionate!

  Old Xu and his cousin are trying to refute, but it's just a stand-up comedy.

  Li Ji glanced at Jia Pingan, thinking that this baby is a disaster, but...

   Li Ji stood up, "Your Majesty, this statement is wrong!"

  Li Yifu smelled like gunpowder, and said with a sneer, "What does the Englishman mean by this? The old man knows that the broom star and your grandson are like brothers, but this is the imperial court!"

  He cleverly countered Li Ji with Jia Pingan's previous words.

  Li Ji said indifferently: "The achievement of Sanmenxia is enough to prove that Lord Wuyang is not a broom star."

   Jia Pingan suddenly laughed.

"why are you laughing?"

   Li Yifu asked coldly.

   "I laugh that the meteorite rain didn't cause any damage, but some people can't wait to use it to achieve their ulterior motives."

  Look at the emperor, sitting there looking extremely weak, pitiful and helpless...

   Phew!

I read it wrong.

  The emperor is preparing to pretend to be a grandson, and will wrestle with his ministers after this difficulty is over.

but…

Jia Pingan said disdainfully: "When the meteorite rain falls, how is the Tang Dynasty today? Is there a disaster? Is there an important person? Listen to the wind is rain. If there is a heavy rain, is it also my fault? Or the earth dragon turning over It's also my fault... Do you know what this kind of behavior is called?"

  He said word by word: "It's called... people are useless, strange eggs hurt!"

  Yang Deli couldn't help being stunned as he watched his cousin sparring with the ministers.

   When was my cousin so brave?

  These bosses are not good people, cousin... Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by them?

  Li Yifu said indifferently: "Meteorite rain is a disaster. It has long been a public opinion. I will ask you today. You said it is harmless. Can you prove it?"

Of course!

   Jia Pingan nodded.

  Li Yifu was secretly delighted, thinking how could this meteor shower prove harmless? Jia Ping'an is also throwing himself into the trap.

   "Xiao Jia!"

  Xu Jingzong was a little flustered. He always felt that Jia Pingan's words were too much. If he couldn't prove that the meteorite rain was harmless...these old ghosts could eat him alive!

   Impulsive!

  Old Xu is really sincere to me, but unfortunately he is an old man...

  If it is a woman, I will join hands with her.

   "Everyone, go to watch the stars at night, and see the brilliant Milky Way all over the sky, and the stars twinkling. These stars are big and small, and they are far or near to us. The small stars that are close will be sucked by the big ball under our feet."

Jia Pingan pointed to the top of his head and said: "Do you know why the white clouds don't float out? That is because there is a cover in the sky above our heads. This cover protects us. After the meteorite is sucked in, it will break through the cover. Then..."

  His hand moved down, "Everyone once rode a horse, do you still remember that feeling?"

  Xu Jingzong said: "The wind is whistling in my ears, and the blowing is chilly."

  Old Xu is indeed my best supporter... Jia Pingan nodded, "There is no wind, there is only the friction of breaking the air after the speed is fast, so it feels like wind..."

   Is it true... Master Jia is also a little confused, but let's talk about it first.

   "When the speed is fast enough, the air friction increases, and the meteorite will burn violently...so we can see the meteorite shower shining, and even dragging a small tail, because they are burning...not what."

   A bunch of idiots.

   "How to Prove."

  Li Yifu is still holding on to this!

   "I saw a meteorite rain falling in the east, there must be some that are not fully burned, so I went to search for it."

  Seeing that everyone still wanted to attack, Li Zhi said: "In this case, I will send Shen Qiu to follow."

   "Your Majesty, I implore you to follow along."

  Li Yifu hated Jia Pingan to the bone, and at the moment he didn't care about the emperor's blame, so he came out and said.

   Li Zhi looked at him, his eyes were gloomy, neither happy nor angry, "Yes!"

   Jia Ping'an turned around and left the hall calmly.

  Shao Peng waited outside, looked at him worriedly, "The queen summoned."

   "Light up the firecrackers!"

  As soon as she met Wu Mei, she kicked her away.

   "Ordered two more!"

   Another kick.

  Wu Mei gritted her teeth and said: "Let's not talk about the Tang Dynasty, even the former Sui and Han have never heard of such things, why don't you go to heaven?"

   "Sister, I can go to heaven."

   Master Jia is really in a hurry, isn’t it delicious to get a hot air balloon out?

   It's just that it will inevitably be mistaken for some kind of fairy.

   "Also!"

  Wu Mei kicked again, and Jia Ping'an's **** was covered with footprints.

   "How to do this? I thought of a way!"

  Wu Mei's eyes became more cunning, "You turned around and asked someone to buy off a family, and you said you saw a meteorite falling in the backyard, and then went to look for it..."

  Sister, you really... Heroes see the same thing!

  Jia Pingan also thought of this trick.

   But Li Yifu is with him, so it's not easy to fool him.

   Jia Ping'an is ready to adapt.

   "Xiao Jia!"

  Outside the palace, Xincheng was waiting.

  She waved, "Get in the car!"

   I don't drive!

   What car to get on!

   Besides, this is outside the imperial city, under the watchful eyes of everyone, you are not worried about Changsun Quan getting angry?

  But everyone is a good son and daughter, and doesn't care about small details... Datang is just like this.

  Jia Ping'an got on the carriage, saw the luxurious decoration inside, and praised: "I will make one later."

   Later, I will give one to the two wives, but Gao Yang wants to get one? That stupid woman's carriage is also luxurious, but she will definitely say that he treats one more than another, and might squeeze him dry.

  Men... Difficult, and it is even more difficult for men with several women.

  I'm having a hard time.

Xincheng sat cross-legged, "I've heard many rumors that you caused the meteorite rain. I was thinking, if you can attract the meteorite rain, can you also call the wind and rain. Xiao Jia, give me a call for the wind and rain." ..."

   What meteorite rain was summoned by Xiao Jia, and some people believed such words!

  Look at Xiao Jia... If he is upright, won't those people's consciences hurt?

  Xincheng was a little annoyed.

   "If I can call the wind and call the rain, why am I still in Chang'an? If I go all over the world to show off, I will be worshiped as a **** in a short time. Wouldn't it be better to enjoy offerings?"

  Xincheng is really wise, no, he is a brother!

  Good brother, forever!

  Xincheng leaned against the wall of the carriage, sneered and said, "I know someone is secretly instigating..."

  The son-in-law is actually among them, what is he trying to do?

   This person made me quite happy at first, but why did he gradually become ugly?

   Sure enough, even men are unreliable... no, Xiao Jia is still reliable, enough brotherly loyalty!

   "I don't worry about those shady methods. By the way, I will leave Chang'an immediately to find meteorites."

  Xincheng was speechless, "The world is so big, where do you go to find it? It's just a needle in a haystack. Xiao Jia, I have an idea."

She lifted a corner of the curtain and looked out, and saw no one was around, so she lowered the curtain and said in a low voice, "Xiao Jia, take a stone and throw it somewhere, and then go find it Say it's a meteorite. Who would dare not believe it!"

   Damn it!

  Ah-sister had the same idea, and so did Xiao Baihua... This idea... I'm afraid it's not a good idea!

   It's all rotten, Li Yifu and the others can't imagine it.

  I am very sad!

  Arrived outside Daodefang, Jia Pingan saw Wei Qingyi.

   Wei Qingyi frowned and looked at Jia Ping'an's face. Jiang Rong saw this scene from the side, and couldn't help but speculate on the relationship between the two.

   "Mr. Wuyang, are you in trouble today?"

   "A little trouble."

Jia Pingan was very tangled and said: "Originally, this matter has nothing to do with me, but after hearing what you said, I made a big firecracker and put two in the hall... Trouble is coming. You say, this trouble How did it come about?"

  If Wei Qingyi hadn't believed in it, how could Jia Pingan enter the palace with a cannonball? He left the palace with his front foot, and the person guarding the palace gate entered the palace with his back foot to plead guilty, vowing to make Jia Pingan strip naked and search his body next time.

  Of course this is a joke, and it can be seen from this that Master Jia has committed a lot of crimes.

   It turned out to be because of me?

  Wei Qingyi was confused for a moment, wondering if I interfered with Duke Wuyang's fate? If so, how embarrassing I am.

  Wuyang Gong must be annoyed by me, right?

  Wei Qingyi looked up and saw that Jia Ping'an looked calm and showed no resentment, he couldn't help being surprised.

   Sure enough, he is a famous gentleman, but the sins I have committed should naturally be eliminated by me.

   "Mr. Wuyang, so I will go with you to investigate."

  I have the ability to spy on anomalies, so I can carefully look for meteorites along the way.

  …

   Jia Pingan immediately led the people out of Chang'an City.

   Li Yifu originally wanted to follow, but after thinking about it carefully... If this trip fails, Jia Pingan will be unlucky, but the emperor will also be besieged.

   That's all, so he sent a confidant named Qin Sha.

  Qin Sha is in his thirties. Under his thick eyebrows, his eyes shine brightly. He claims to have unparalleled eyesight. Li Yifu hopes to discover Jia Ping'an's hands and feet.

  Before departure, Li Yifu explained all possible actions of Jia Pingan, including creating something out of nothing... throwing a strange stone somewhere, and then went to find it.

Qin Sha glanced at Jia Pingan in front of him, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and said to his entourage: "Jia Pingan was forced to go to court, so he wanted to find the meteorite that fell to the ground. If there are traces of burning, the broom star can be washed away." If there is no...then naturally we can do whatever we want. The Tang Dynasty is very big, and criminals can be exiled everywhere. We are here to keep an eye on him, and we must not let him change positions and escape!"

  Shen Qiu kept a cold face, and from time to time pressed down the long hair floating from his temples.

  Jia Pingan felt that his movements were too much, so he couldn't help asking: "Old Shen, is it useless for you to press your hair like this? Is it interesting to be blown up after pressing it?"

  Shen Qiu said flatly: "Zi is not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish!"

hehe!

   "Old Shen, let's get your hair done."

  Jia Quode said something casually, but Shen Qiu didn't understand why.

   All the way east...

  Out of Chang'an, everyone asked questions along the way.

   "Meteor?" The old farmer on the side of the road raised his head and said happily: "I didn't see it! Look at this field, the rain is good this year, and it must be a good harvest. Your Majesty is indeed our lucky star."

  Qin Sha who asked the question was slightly startled, then smiled.

  Who would think that the emperor is a lucky star?

  Wei Qingyi glanced at the old farmer, and said in a low voice: "This is luck. Countless people's admiration finally formed Datang's luck. As long as this kind of praise exists, Datang will always exist."

   Isn't this the gold cup and silver cup, not as good as the reputation of the common people?

  Old publicity.

   Jia Pingan smiled.

   All the way to Xinfeng County, everyone inquired about the news in the county, and Jia Pingan went to his Zhuangzi in Mars Bay.

  The tributaries of the Weihe River are in the shape of a few characters, slowly flowing past the Jia family's field. The steward Zhao Sheng came to greet him, and said with a happy face, "Lang Jun hasn't been here for several years."

   "I have something to pass by today."

  Jia Ping'an took a look and found that this guy has gained a lot of weight... Could it be that he is playing a big role here?

   Immediately entered the village.

  When those farmers saw Jia Ping'an, they all smiled happily.

  Wei Qingyi has been in Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, often going down the mountain to buy supplies, and met many farmers and masters. She swore she had never seen such harmony.

   This person... is really a mystery!

  When he was majestic, he was terrified, and on weekdays he looked somewhat similar to that fellow daoist he met in Zhongnan Mountain. But that fellow daoist looked at him with something wrong, with some covetous eyes. But Master Jia's eyes are clear, he doesn't care about him at all...

   When he saw Jia Pingan picking up a farmer's child, Wei Qingyi shook his head slightly.

  Who will hug the farmer's child?

   "Girl?"

  Wei Qingyi couldn't help pursing her mouth, thinking that Master Jia's words were a little fake.

  He is trying to win people's hearts.

   But look, he looks sincere, and his smile is extraordinarily relaxed.

  Jia Pingan communicated with the farmers for a while, and then asked a question.

   "Who saw the meteorite rain that night?"

"I!"

   "I saw that too."

  Many dealers have seen it.

   "Where can I see clearly?"

  A group of farmers point their fingers to the east.

   I say!

   Still in the past?

   Beyond that is Huazhou.

  Meteorite rain fell in Huazhou, and I was yellow mud falling on my crotch, neither **** nor shit.

  Shen Qiu led people around the city to inquire, and inquired a lot of news with Bao Dong and others, but they were not optimistic.

   "Shen Zhongguan, they say they are still in the east."

  Shen Qiu's heart skipped a beat.

   "If in Washington..."

  A Baiqi was worried.

   "Bullshit!"

   Lei Hong said dissatisfied: "What Huazhou? Even if it is in Huazhou, we can move it to other places."

   "What are you talking about?"

  Shen Qiu said indifferently: "Where did Duke Wuyang go?"

   Bao Dong knew, "Mr. Wuyang said that he went to Mars Bay. He has a farmer there, and he hasn't visited it for a long time. This time, he took the opportunity to go and see the farmers."

   What time is it, and you still go to check on Zhuangzi's leisure and elegance. It is said that you are greedy for money and you are not short of money, but why do you do this if you are not greedy for money?

  Shen Qiu said in a deep voice, "Where is Qin Sha?"

   "I'm here!"

Qin Sha came with a few people, and said with a sneer: "What did this Baiqi say earlier... Even if it is in Huazhou, he can be moved to another place. Is Baiqi doing things for His Majesty like this? Back to Chang'an , I must report to His Majesty."

  Shen Qiu squinted at him.

   "You are not qualified to meet His Majesty!"

   Hitting people doesn't slap people in the face!

   The hundred riders couldn't help laughing.

  Qin Sha said lightly: "I don't have it, but others do."

  Shen Qiu said contemptuously: "Then go and report."

  If Li Yifu dared to expose Baiqi's affairs, he would be touching the emperor's bottom line.

   Jia Pingan came and brought good news.

   "It is said that some abnormalities have been found ahead, so hurry up."

  Qin Sha sneered and said, "Could it be that you arranged the anomaly?"

   Jia Ping'an got on his horse and rode over. Qin Sha said coldly, "Are you going to do something when you're so angry?"

   Jia Pingan pointed at him with a whip...

   "I think you're out of your mind."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

   Baiqi laughed wildly.

Good night.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)