Guard With a Knife

~: 538: [All-Star Situation]

The composition of the Eastern Conference All-Star team are the starters: Dwight Howard, Zach Randolph, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Snoopy Du. Substitute list: Joe Johnson, Al Horford, La Garrondo, Derek Rose, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, Chris Bosh.

The composition of the team this year is a bit scattered, almost cut off the behavior of collectively isolating Snoopy in the All-Star Game last season. Moreover, the argument about "Snoopy is not worthy of the All-Star" has completely disappeared, and Snoopy's statistics and record are absolutely worthy of the All-Star. If he can't be an All-Star, then what is the face of the big group of All-Stars in the East who were killed by him last season?

But even so, when Snoopy arrived in Dallas, he still heard a lot of criticism about himself.

Kevin Garnett is still brooding about Jerry Reinsdorf’s remarks: "This is still the era of our old guys. The young rookies are trying to take away the scepter for at least It will take five years, and I don’t think there is a place for the Chicago Bulls in the list of these promising Eastern Kings."

"I do have some prejudices about Snoopy', and the reason is not just because of the loss of last season's playoffs. More reason is that I have a completely different outlook on life from him. As a basketball player, I will never Let myself be linked to the names of so many female Hollywood stars, although I know that it will make me more influential and make more money. But basketball is basketball!"

This is not the first time Kevin Garnett has spoken about Snoopy.

Reporters have also known for a long time that interviewing Kevin Garnett will surely provoke a war.

However, Snoopy did not respond to Garnett's provocation. He just calmly faced the extended microphone: "Sorry, I still have a lot of commercials to shoot today, and I can't accept your interview for the time being."

For Lord Duke, the All-Star Weekend is not a time to rest and relax. He had to finish shooting the long backlog of sponsored advertisements. For this reason, he even refused to participate in the All-Star Rookie Game.

In fact, his teammate Derek Rose did not participate. And the staff of his team clearly mentioned when chatting with reporters: "Why are we going to play such a boring rookie game and accept Kevin Durant as the head coach? He and Derek are both full. Star player."

This staff member, who is deeply imprinted with the Adidas label, certainly does not want the brand's most potential star to give Nike's second potential newcomer.

This was originally a matter between the Derrick Rose team and the Kevin Durant team.

But because Doug did not participate in the rookie game, in the end it was Snoopy's name that became the focus of public opinion.

"Snoopy blatantly provoke Kevin Durant and bluntly said Durant is not worthy of being a second-year team leader!"

"Snoopy humiliated Durant by rejecting the game after turning the goddess Kevin into a cat!"

"Snoopy thinks he is even better: I am the All-Star voter. Why should I accept the leadership of the Western Conference's substitute All-Star?"

"..."

All of a sudden, such reports appeared endlessly.

Even Westbrook called to ask if Snoopy did so deliberately against Kevin Durant. He even thought that Duger might be fighting for the ball on his behalf and deliberately competing with Durant.

"I really really don't know anything about it." Snoopy said helplessly to the phone at the shooting site of the Apple mobile phone advertisement: "I am so busy now!"

He hung up the phone impatiently.

Then he continued to shoot, and then he still had a series of commercials to be shot, such as pickup trucks, chewing gum, hamburgers, drinks, clothing, domestic communication software, etc. He didn't have time to pay attention to the news, and he didn't even have NBA community activities participate.

Fortunately, this incident was quickly overshadowed by another incident.

When Snoopy did not respond to Kevin Garnett’s provocation, Miley Cyrus, who hurried to Dallas, fired fierce artillery fire when he got off the plane: "Kevin Garnett had better go back and check when he said this. Take a look at your high school education, the data of the previous two seasons, the team record and most importantly, buy a mirror."

"As a high school student, as a player who has never played in the NCAA, what qualifications does he have to laugh at a player who led a team to win the NCAA championship and won the MOP of the semifinals?"

"As a player who didn't even touch the threshold of the playoffs in his rookie season, what qualifications does he have to target a star who led his team to the Finals as an absolute core player in his rookie season?"

"Also, do you think there will be a scandal with a first-line female star? Do you think there will be entertainment media who can't wait to shoot his exclusive pictures every day in exchange for high income? Do you think he can create his own Kevin Garnet? Special economy?"

"He can't do anything. He is just relying on his qualifications, his age is arrogant and arrogant over there."

"But what he doesn't know is ~lightnovelpub.net~ Snoopy is more than a hundred days away from his 21st birthday. Time is the least scarce thing for him. As for this one Mr. Kevin Garnett, his unrealized talent may only be in his mouth and tongue."

Miley Cyrus's artillery fire was fierce and well-founded, which was impressive.

In fact, she came with the idea of ​​fighting this time. Kevin Garnett is just a small test, appetizer.

Everyone knows that her target is Scarlett Johansson, the black widow who had previously reported the "Wildcat Storm" in Chicago.

"Will you resolve differences in a cowboy way? In the Middle Ages, knights would fight for princesses. In fact, the great poet Pushkin died in a duel for his lover."

Some reporters deliberately teased Miley Sellers.

But Miley Sellers didn't answer at all. She just put on her sunglasses in silence, and under the **** of the security, she walked to the nanny car and drove towards the center of Dallas.

This makes reporters follow crazy, everyone knows that this weekend will definitely happen earth-shattering super news.

Miley Cyrus is not a fuel-efficient lamp. She is full of wildness. She was also expelled from the show last week for touching the female model's buttocks during the Los Angeles Fashion Week. But this Disney princess was not ashamed at all. Instead, she faced it calmly: "I can only act on women now. I can't betray my love for Snoopy. Therefore, I can only become a bisexual!"

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