Guard With a Knife

~: Eight hundred and fifty-four: [Snoopy is

Even if Snoopy is not in the City of Angels, he is still the absolute protagonist of Los Angeles in recent days.

First of all, on April 27th, Kobe Bryant’s father did not forget to give Snoopy an example when he accused Kobe Bryant in front of the media: "...He was not even good to Snoopy. I absolutely can’t help it. Drive his Lamborghini like Snoopy. Do you know what I mean? I'm his father!"

The old Bryant looked very angry in front of the media.

Then, Vanessa made a solemn statement on April 28: "We absolutely have to fulfill our maintenance obligations. But some people are too demanding. We will never agree to their new house purchase plan. This has seriously increased the expenditure burden of the family. In addition, Snoopy will never auction Kobe's jerseys, clothing, medals, All-Star rings, championship rings and other items."

"Although their relationship is really extraordinary."

Vanessa said sourly at the end.

It sounds that not only the father of Black Mamba is jealous of the intimacy between the two, but even his wife complains.

However, the recent Lakers fans' pursuit of Snoopy has obviously diminished. After all, Snoopy has already completed a five-year contract extension with the Bulls, and the Bulls have absolutely no reason to trade him! Can only wait until the summer of 2016.

And this housework that was originally just the Kobe Bryant’s family quickly burned into Professor Tonisman’s laboratory. Faced with repeated questions by the media, this harassed scientist said angrily: “If you If I continue to disrupt my life so endlessly, I will call the police."

"Also, I can tell you frankly that I don't support any boy with same **** orientation to marry my daughter. This will harm the whole family. Understand?"

His words are believed to be interfered by Kobe.

How can anyone really think that Snoopy is in love with the same surname?

What's the sharp twist in this scientist's mind?

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On April 29, before the start of the playoffs, Du Ge received a call from Du.

After staying in the United States for nearly two weeks, he said helplessly: "My advice to you is to get on the bus first and buy the ticket. Your prospective father-in-law has a brain problem, and he is actually worried that you are a lover of the same surname. Daphne has a big belly. Get up!!!"

Old Du said lightly. It's as simple as planting seeds and blowing up a balloon.

This made Doug on the phone look depressed. Where and where are all this! !

"Anyway, it's just such a thing. Please handle it carefully. I believe in your ability. Also, it's okay to mess around before getting married. After all, the rules in the United States are relatively wild. Let's do the same in the countryside. Whether it is the kitchen or the sofa... …as long as you are happy."

"But, after getting married, you have to tighten the skin a little bit. Don't make the kind of flower-hearted carrots."

Before hanging up the phone, Lao Du rarely educates his son.

It sounds like he still has a deep memory of what happened on Lunar New Year’s Eve in 2010, otherwise, why would he talk about kitchen...?

The puppy's face was red.

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It's half past seven in the evening. The highly anticipated first round of the Eastern Conference Bulls vs. 76ers officially kicked off.

This game attracted a lot of fans for the United Center Arena, and everyone walked into the stadium with the mood of ‘teaching Evan Turner’. Although Turner was once a basketball player in Illinois, but now he dares to provoke, thinking that he can stop the rejuvenation of the Bull Dynasty, then he must be destroyed!

This is why the fans chanted ‘Turner, sucks! 's reason.

Compared with the restlessness of the fans, the Bulls players seem to be much calmer, especially the head coach Tom Thibodeau. He even put on a brand new customized suit. He just got the best coach and looked calm and relaxed.

He thinks he should be a little handsome, but he can no longer squat on the sidelines like a rookie.

So, he sat on the bench with a bit of Phil Jackson's grace.

In this game, the Bulls sent the starting lineup: Snoopy, Richard Hamilton, Lor Deng, Carlos Boozer and Jokinoa.

Derrick Rose had just recovered from his injury. On Timberlake's suggestion, it is better to increase playing time gradually, so he was placed on the bench.

However, in the list of the best team just announced, his name was included in the best second team. In fact, if not for the last ten games, he is likely to join Snoopy into the best team.

In addition, Jokinoah entered the third team of the best team, and was also selected to the second team of the best defensive team.

Snoopy, who averaged a triple-double per game, was also selected to the All-NBA team without any suspense, but it was a bit unpleasant that he was selected as a forward.

This makes Kevin Durant and his supporters quite unhappy. Snoopy was selected as the best defensive team as a forward. This is indeed no problem. After all, he not only continued the high level of rim protection this season, but also increased the wing defensive ability. He deserved to be selected as the best defensive team.

However, why did he enter the best team as a forward?

He spent most of his offensive time in the guard position! !

This is obviously taking care of Kobe Bryant! ! !

Durant was upset. He clearly and unambiguously posted his question on social networks: Are you kidding me? The scoring champion couldn't make the best team?

His voice quickly spread to the basketball circle, and the basketball circle did not think this selection was appropriate. Durant has improved in all aspects this season. Although he can't compare to Snoopy, it's no problem to outperform Kobe.

All of a sudden, there was a lot of uproar, condemning the unfairness of the alliance.

In this regard, Snoopy was silent. Even if many fans say that Kobe is tied to Snoopy's sales and got the best team from the back door... This is too venomous. God knows how Kobe Bryant will torture his own basket after seeing these remarks.

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The 76ers were beaten in less than five minutes! !

This thing is too cruel.

Even Iverson, who was sitting on the sidelines, was unexpected. Originally, as a Philadelphia star, it was symbolic for him to run over. He hopes to watch his little brother play a glorious defeat, because these guys are really not bad. They are united, hardworking and friendly.

However, the playoffs are another world.

The 76ers in the regular season are such a team: If you only look at the statistics, you will feel that they are perfectly balanced; watching the scenes, especially the first three quarters, is dazzling and orderly, making people wonder "How can such a team not win?" ". Then you take a look at the rankings and you will find that the Pacers and Knicks have steadily thrown them off.

Indeed, the 76ers are extremely defensive, the carpet-style shotgun counterattack is also brilliant, and the bench scores like a wave, but they have a bunch of Pippens, but they don't have a reliable finisher.

Iguodala was exchanged by Lordon at the beginning.

When Holledi faced his university alumnus, he only said a few words of hello, and then hugged him for a while before he felt the surging power from Lord Duke.

After all, with the Bruins. Holiday was with Collison, and he didn't have much friendship with Snoopy.

As for Evan Turner, although he got some opportunities. But without exception, all were missed. He is not used to high-intensity collisions at all.

And Carlos Boozer also fulfilled his promise, he did clean up the old captain, and Mr. Eltonbrand was crying because of his mid-range shooting. When he played post-up singles, the best defensive second team center Joe Jinnoah would play against him in the paint, which made him feel uncomfortable.

"If the 76ers remain humble before the game, maybe they can return to Philadelphia with a little face. But now, I don't think they will be better accepted by the Bulls' opponents in the first round of last season, the New York Knicks." TNT commentator Kenny Smith Stretching in the commentary, he must admit: "This series is over, even if it’s only now in the first advertising pause of the series."

He looked bored.

In fact, Charles Barkley, who was sitting next to him, yawned again and again.

"The Bulls are the ultimate version of the 76ers. They are too stupid to try to win this series." Shark shrugged: "The only suspense now is to see if the stingy Bulls owner wants to sell one more home ticket."

Reinsdorf shook the VIP box above the stands.

He has really thought about this.

However, with Snoopy's proud personality, he will certainly not allow the team to lose on purpose. In his basketball logic, solving the opponent as soon as possible is not only a respect for the opponent, but also a responsibility for his own players. He is afraid that the extra games will lead to injuries.

Speaking of injuries, Reinsdorf has actually had a very in-depth discussion with Timberlake and the medical team.

Their views are very consistent: of the two core players, Derrick Rose is more vulnerable and Snoopy is a super iron man. The same drawbar layup stepped on the back of the opponent's instep, Rose is very likely to lose his foot and even lose his career. In Snoopy, the more likely probability is that the defender screamed and fell to the ground.

This makes Reinsdorf's connection with the teams closer.

He has made up his mind to trade Derrick Rose out ~lightnovelpub.net~ because Rose will enter the maximum salary sequence next season, which will make the entire team's salary burden heavier and heavier.

Now, his trading partners have been locked to three.

The first is the New York Knicks. The Knicks have special trades and Stoudemire. And they are willing to do everything possible to swallow Carlos Boozer's contract. If Stoudemire can replace Carlos Boozer, the Bulls' formation will undoubtedly be stronger. If by any chance, get Carmelo Anthony, then it would be... even more powerful, it is possible to sweep the league for eight consecutive championships.

The second target is the Golden State Warriors. The Golden State Warriors also traded special gold, and Reinsdorf took a fancy to their two outside players: Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson, he felt that if these two players were traded over. Not only will Snoopy be happy, but the offensive of the entire team will crush the league!

The third target is the Lakers. Reinsdorf hopes to exchange Pau Gasol for Pau Gasol and draft picks and expiring contract with Ross Gabzel.

Among these three objects, Reinsdorf's favorite is the Golden State Warriors. Then there was the New York Knicks, and then the Lakers.

Although Reinsdorf is a bit stingy, in order to strengthen the team, he is still willing to invest.

The reason why he is now trading Derrick Rose with one mind: On the one hand, the Rose team made this request to him. On the other hand, the compatibility between Rose and Snoopy is really not good. In the absence of Snoopy, Rose led the team with 5 wins and 1 loss. Without Rose, the Bulls won 11 straight.

Based on this situation, he is certainly willing to keep Snoopy who is stronger and more appealing.

This is the most basic business approach.

However, Snoopy is not a commercial person.

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