Guard With a Knife

~: Eight hundred and forty-nine: [The son-i

April 19th.

Kevin Durant is used to coming to Fragrant Honey Garden. He has a house here, and a girl named Tiffany lives in the house. But he seemed more willing to call her Scarlett.

Before every important home game, he always comes here to seek strength: Tiffany... Uh, Sigani is very good at bathing and massage, which will make him feel relaxed all over.

However, when he arrived tonight, he felt very unhappy. It's not just that Sijiani is wearing a green dress that he doesn't like, but the TV in the living room is actually broadcasting the MTV channel, which is telling the love history of **** dogs.

As Snoopy went to Los Angeles some time ago, more and more people felt that it was time for the little duke's past scandals to make a phased summary. Because it seems that he is about to enter into marriage: the Snoopy family sold the villa they bought last summer, and finally bought a mansion worth 30 million US dollars in the best location in Beverly Hills.

This French Palladian style mansion is located on the slopes of Beverly Hills in the west of Los Angeles, Southern California, overlooking the famous Sunset Boulevard. Its construction area is 36,000 square feet and covers an area of ​​2 acres. Its developer is Fred Wehba Real Estate, which is designed by Biglin Construction Group and Fenton Construction is responsible for the construction.

This French-style mansion has 9 bedrooms and 13 bathrooms. The entrance hall has two floors, with marble stairs on both sides. The walls and ceiling of the library are decorated with gilding. It is especially worth mentioning that the interior decoration of the building uses a large number of imported hand-carved limestone, French chandeliers, agate stone and 24K pure gold ornaments. The beauty is just like a luxurious palace, which is breathtaking.

In comparison, the Beckhams bought a luxury house with a total area of ​​about 1,208 square meters in Beverly Hills in 2007 for 22 million US dollars, which can only be regarded as a "little little man."

"We Chinese like to buy a separate residence for our children before they get married. This is the responsibility of parents. And, it is a good investment. As far as I know, the original price of the mansion in 2008 was as high as US$68.5 million. The current transaction price is simply too cheap."

The little duke's mother said lightly in front of the camera. This former sweet song queen who can spend 30 million US dollars at any time is becoming the coveted mother-in-law of all beautiful women. Daphne has naturally become the "eye thorn in the eyes" of unmarried women across the United States.

After all, she got Snoopy! Young and strong, tall and handsome, rich and powerful, and... such a good mother. God, what could be happier than marrying him.

Sijiani was sitting in front of the TV with a look of envy, which made Durant feel depressed.

He sighed inwardly, and then said: "From tomorrow, you don't have to come here to work."

what?

Sijiani looked very surprised. She asked: "Why? Is it because I don't look like Scarlett? I can go for a plastic surgery. I have already made an appointment with a cosmetic surgeon..."

"roll……"

Kevin Durant was like a bear kid who had been exposed to secrets, he cried furiously.

Ok.

Tiffany no longer argues, she has made a lot of money from Durant in the past two years, and she feels that there is no need to impost others: sometimes she feels disgusting herself, especially when she is standing on a high platform to take a shower. , God knows what's wrong with this NBA billionaire.

So she picked up her bag and turned and left, just like when she came here two years ago.

I can finally be myself, and finally I don’t have to take three baths a day.

Tiffany stretched her waist, and she left Xiangmiyuan with a happy suit and the three hundred thousand dollars in her bank card.

Lying on the sofa, Durant changed channels angrily, where ESPN was talking about the importance of this game to the two most promising regular season MVPs.

The three guests felt that the two sides are actually at the same starting line: Although the Bulls have a better record, Snoopy's performance is also slightly better. However, after all, he has won the regular season MVP last season, and re-election is far more difficult than the first time. Therefore, if he wants to get the MVP, he can only do well in the regular season with a double-kill Kevin Durant.

As long as Durant wins a head-to-head duel, reporters will hesitate to vote.

This sounds more like favoring KD.

So... bang!

Adu smashed the TV.

He felt that everything was terrible, why Snoopy can have Scarlett, but I can only use a fake Skannie, and she still remembers Snoopy.

Why should I say that I got the MVP as a sympathy vote, but he wants to increase the difficulty?

How am I worse than him?

I am the first person in the new generation! !

I must prove myself.

From tomorrow night.

He clenched his fists and set his ambitions.

At this moment, he is like the male protagonist who is about to lose the counterattack on TV.

However, at this moment.

Zi Zi Zi! !

The smashed TV started to smoke,

Then a fire ignited quickly, and he hurried out of the villa, and then quickly dialed the fire alarm...

...

Daphne moved into the French palace in Beverly Hills as soon as she was discharged from the hospital. Together with her, her father, Thomas Mann, an associate professor at the University of Southern California, and her mother, Lin Baozhen, came in.

The two professors are both middle and upper class in the United States, but facing such a majestic and majestic palace, they still seem very surprised and speechless.

Frankly speaking, if it weren't for so many scandals caused by the puppy, he is really a very good marriage partner, and his family is also very good.

Before going abroad in the 1980s, Ms. Lin Baozhen often listened to the songs of the Queen of Sweet Songs. Therefore, the relationship between them is a bit like fans and idols. When Ms. Lan Fei was busy in the hospital, she couldn't believe her eyes: My idol would become my in-laws in thirty years.

"My husband will arrive in Los Angeles this evening. He also thinks we should meet. After all, marriage is a fusion of two families. We must understand and communicate as much as possible beforehand." Ms. Lan Fei sat after dinner. Once again on the sofa, I talked with Daphne's parents about important life events.

The physicist Thomas Mann sat there calmly, no matter how high his academic achievements, when faced with the issue of marrying a daughter, the inner feeling of being a father is always not so good.

Ms. Lin Baozhen was able to accept the matter very calmly. She sat there chatting with Lan Fei back and forth.

Daphne is very embarrassed, she thinks...is it too fast? I haven't really started dating Doug yet.

"The game has started. Mom."

She tried to change the subject.

But the two ladies turned their heads to watch TV at the same time, which made her even more embarrassed, as if calling two mothers in one sentence.

"So, is this No. 0 player gay? Why does he kiss Snoopy?" The serious scientist Thomas Mann frowned and said.

"They used to be university alumni, and they have a very good relationship." Daphne explained to her father.

"Oh!"

Thomasman nodded, and then the air fell silent again.

After all, apart from Daphne, the other three don't understand basketball. The TV commentators have always emphasized that the game is related to an important award, and based on the relationship with the son/pro-son-in-law, plus the fact that there is no other topic when newcomers do not talk, so I have to sit in front of the TV.

...

Doug, who was fighting at the Chesapeake Energy Stadium at this time, obviously didn't know that three bored people were sitting in his new house watching his game.

Although the media rendered this game a battle of the century, he did not actually regard it as a ritual battle.

He just wants to win this game.

As for the DUDU battle that the media had rendered, he didn't even think about it.

Therefore, he chose to assist on the first ball in the opening game. He swayed Westbrook with a flexible change of direction. After entering the paint, as Ibaka stepped forward and blocked, he passed the basketball to Carlos Boozer. Boozer finished with a relaxed throw. Jump shot.

Kevin Durant chose to use a jumper to declare his dominance on this court.

Huh!

His hand feels very hot, even if Lor Deng puts his hand on his face. But he still scored 2 points easily.

"It seems that the fire last night did not affect his state."

Shaker O'Neal said on TV.

All day today, Oklahoma's media are reporting on the fire in Durant's home, and they are worried that this matter will affect his performance. But judging from his expression and state today, he was obviously going to put this account on Snoopy.

Even Torrisman in front of the TV thought that the boy's eyes were full of flames when he looked at Snoopy.

Daphne hurriedly explained: "Kevin Durant is a very famous new-generation superstar in the NBA. Before Snoopy was born, he was considered the next ruler of the league. But now Snoopy has taken him away. The light."

"Oh." Torisman nodded and finally understood.

There is one thing in the house and one thing is not talking about the sky. Just like the game tonight.

After the two teams made a good start, they began to enter a long defensive see-saw, and both sides improved their defense to the playoff level.

The Thunder, composed of Kentrick Perkins, Ibaka, Sofrosa, Collison, Kevin Durant, Westbrook and others, have a strong defensive depth. They know that Snoopy is fast. Like to do pick-and-rolls when on the offensive. Therefore, the anti-pick-and-roll plan they came up with was squeezing through + soft delay, blocking the restricted area + pinching the three-point line, and putting in the middle distance.

In the absence of Hamilton, the Bulls' mid-range timing is somewhat at a loss.

Plus...Tonight, Coach Brooks' defensive strategy for Snoopy turned out to be a mid-range jumper.

This makes his highly difficult fairy jumper useless. He can't create difficulties without difficulty, forcibly twisting himself into the sky, and throwing the ball with his waist straight? This seems strange, the actual hit rate is not high, after all, the limit is forced out.

The Bulls' offense has stalled.

As a result, they began to devote most of their energy to suppressing basketball, showing the toughness of hand-to-hand combat with Bulls players such as Jokin Noah, Tay Gibson, Lordon, Snoopy, Asik, Butler, etc. Whether they suppress the ball or hold the ball, they have reached the level of transformation.

Charles Barkley in the commentary even compared them to the Detroit Pistons of the year.

Shaker O'Neal kept giving thumbs up: "Thiebodeau does have two brushes on defense."

However, the audience in front of the TV clearly does not have this appreciation for defense.

Thomas Mann and his wife looked drowsy, and the Queen of Sweet Song was also holding on to her spirits.

If it wasn’t for the son’s game tonight, if it wasn’t for Du Kefeng who had just got off the plane to come over, they wouldn’t sit here and watch a group of men chasing a boring basketball, and they would continue to collide with their bodies and sometimes pass Slow motion shots watched a player pinch his opponent's waist with his hand, or blow two breaths into the ears of a competitor next to him while grabbing a rebound. Even the honest-looking player No. 9 deliberately pulled down his opponent's pants.

"How come these NBA players are so gay."

The physicist Torrisman once again touched on this topic: "This player named Lor Deng has slapped Snoopy's **** more than once. Every time Snoopy steps to the free throw line, others are high fives. He always It’s a **** slap."

He seemed to prove that his prospective son-in-law was gay, so as to soothe his sadness of marrying his daughter.

Daphne had to explain to him: "This is an NBA sports etiquette and a way for the players to show their enthusiasm. Dugge has just finished a beautiful offense, so Lordon will go up and say it."

"Then why did he pull the pants of the No. 35 player just now~lightnovelpub.net~ Torisman said incredibly: "This kind of etiquette is simply too funny. If someone pats my butt, I will definitely pat his hand swollen. How can you tolerate this? It's like a housewife who has cooked a good table, do you still want to pat her **** to express appreciation? "

The rigorous physicist watched the basketball game very critically, and he was full of vigilance about everything around Snoopy. Even when Snoopy was in a timeout, a female fan wearing the No. 10 jersey stood up and cheered, and he quickly sat down.

The creature like son-in-law is terrible.

Torrisman thought warily in his heart. If possible, he even wanted to slice and study Snoopy's physicality and make predictions about whether he would cheat after marriage.

Daphne stretched out her palms helplessly, this was a dialogue of different dimensions.

For her, the game has now progressed to the most important part. With less than 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter, the two sides are still tied.

The shooting percentages of both teams were not very good tonight, but James Harden and Kevin Durant have gradually recovered their touch recently. Westbrook seems to have changed after scoring 15 points, 10 rebounds and 8 assists. Yes, his frequent passes have brought great challenges to the Bulls' defense.

Therefore, Du Ge had to increase his aggressiveness. He began to go deep into the penalty area and hit the paint area like a missile in a fast offensive and defensive state.

This maintains the balance of power on both sides.

But in the case of the thunder three masters playing together, can he really win this game without support?

"Hahahaha! Dear mother-in-law, father-in-law, and daughter-in-law, I am coming!!"

At this time, the hearty voice of a famous Chinese real estate company came from outside the door.

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