Guard With a Knife

~: Five hundred forty-one: [The Incredible

The progress of the story is like a third-rate Hollywood drama.

Two female stars wearing red cheongsam stopped in front of the same counter, and reached out to pinch the same bag of flour which was the only remaining flour in the supermarket. Immediately the two sides looked at each other and jumped a step back to each other!

All this is as funny as it is in the TV series. People even wonder if this is the shooting scene of a third-rate TV series.

In fact, the two parties were also taken aback.

They are here to buy ingredients for tonight's dinner. They have already thought of the theme of tonight: New Year's dumpling dinner. And for this, I learned a lot of production methods on the Internet.

However, what they didn't expect was that today they not only bumped their shirts, but also bumped into ideas. Now I even met and fell in love with the last bag of flour.

Even the screenwriters of "The Big Bang Theory" dare not write such ridiculous passages.

However, it just happened.

Two female stars in red split cheongsam face each other with four eyes looking at each other. They look like two brave matadors, ready to fight at any time.

In fact, the paparazzi reporters around are ready for it to happen.

If they really fight here, then... it will definitely become the headline of tomorrow, and both the media and newspapers will be worth a lot.

These paparazzi who eat and stay in the rain will also get a lot of economic rewards. In fact, economists have recently launched the Duke of Snoopy economy after the creation of the Britney Spears economy at the beginning of the century. Their mainstream opinion is that Duke Snoopy and his Duke girls have supported at least 200 paparazzi and 100 street newspapers in North America, and dozens of media giants have benefited from this.

"Listen, red-haired rebellious girl. I don't want to quarrel with you in full view. I am different from you. I am a mature woman. And I never want to add trouble to Snoopy." Scarlett Johnson quickly calmed down, and she showed the momentum of her big sister: "He should focus his attention on the court. You know how many NBA players are waiting to see him jokes now."

To be honest, Miley Cyrus really wanted to fight Scarlett Johnson, just like she tore her jacket to the Chicago Police Department last year. She couldn't bear this ‘old woman’ playing the cat and harassing Snoopy again and again.

But when Scarlett Johansson said that ‘compassionate’ sentence. Her anger immediately became politically incorrect, and...how could I be worse than this big brainless old woman?

"Huh! You really are a pretentious woman. Recently, you obviously made the news, and it has nothing to do with me."

Miley Cyrus snorted coldly, and she stepped forward and tried to take down the bag of flour.

However, Scarlett Johansson's hand was also pinched on it. The eyes of the two were intertwined, and the anger was as real.

At this moment, a new paparazzi hid in the dark and pressed the shutter. The flash of the flash revealed his whereabouts. At the same time, Scarlett Johansson, a professional actor, instantly smiled.

Miley Sellers also quickly returned a smile without a smile.

The two of them hooked their shoulders and backs almost in the same tacit understanding, then took down the bag of flour with a smile, and then pushed the shopping cart to the parking lot quickly.

In their hearts, they wanted to stand out in the parking lot and fight for the ownership of this bag of flour.

However, the rush of paparazzi reporters gave them no private time at all, and even panicking... Miley Sellers got into Scarlett Johansson's car.

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"That's why you stay together?"

Snoopy sat at the dinner table looking at the two cheongsam beauties wearing aprons in surprise: "You actually made this table Chinese food together?"

"The truth is: I did this part of your left hand." Miley Cyrus said clearly.

This made Lord Duke a bit of a headache, even though he had been emphasizing that during the Chinese New Year these few days, no one should quarrel. During this period, even if the children did something wrong, the parents would keep it until after the fifth day of the middle school before tidying up.

But Miley Sellers obviously did not comprehend the spirit of this Eastern culture.

She still stubbornly believes that the dishes on the left hand side are more in line with Chinese tastes.

Scarlett Johansson also argued for this reason. He believes that his braised potatoes are the best Chinese food in the world.

However, for Doug, the dishes they cook are nothing more than the difference between sweet and sweeter. So far, Snoopy still can’t understand the American’s obsession with sweetness. Scarlett’s advertised world’s best braised potatoes are actually more like fried mashed potatoes, wrapped in a dense layer. The sugar juice, sprinkled with chopped green onion at the end.

If this is also called Chinese cuisine, then... the eight major cuisines may have to be changed to nine major cuisines.

But even so, that is, braised potatoes are like mashed potatoes with sugar, scrambled eggs with tomatoes are like eggs wrapped in ketchup... Snoopy still ate very happily, and tried to search for praise in his stomach.

He hopes that he can enter the lunar calendar 2010 with a happy and smooth mood, and in the following year, he will complete the leap of his basketball career.

Before the dumplings were cooked, Snoopy turned on the TV, hoping to relax his nerves by watching the show.

However, the local television station in Dallas reported on Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus visiting the mall in the afternoon.

"... It seems that they don't have any violent atmosphere, and they even left together talking and laughing. Their friendship seems to be more intimate than any girlfriends, and they are not so-called rivals at all. I think... it's time for some people to give Sis Nubby apologized a bit. The misunderstanding he suffered is beyond ordinary people's understanding..."

amount!

Snoopy changed the channel silently, and it took a long time to switch to the Chinese channel. What he was watching was the rebroadcast of the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Tiger this year...No way, Beijing time is 13 hours ahead of Dallas time.

This year's Spring Festival Gala did not have Uncle Benshan. Although the language programs were lively, they lacked the burden of a straight smile. It makes people laugh a little bit.

Fortunately... Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus soon brought two bowls of dumplings. They all wanted Snoopy to taste their craft.

But to be honest, Snoopy has had some natural resistance to dumplings since experiencing the nightmare of last year's New Year.

He still doesn’t know why he ate the dumplings well, and he suddenly became interested. He even made it in the kitchen with Scarlett. At the most important time, he was pushed in by his father and mother. It was in Surprise’s. From the screams came the best of my life...!

At this moment, Scarlett Johansson poured a glass of red wine into Snoopy's glass in silence.

And after pouring, quickly put the bottle away.

"I think you can taste each other's dumplings first, and then give your comments." Snoopy smiled and gave his suggestion. He hoped for a warm interaction.

But obviously, this has backfired.

Scarlett deliberately frowned and took a bite of Miley Cyrus' dumplings: "This is simply the most unpalatable food I have ever eaten."

Then, Miles Luis even sniffed and said: "I will never eat such unpalatable food."

The two disliked each other, and then recommended their own dumplings to Snoopy.

This made Doug feel a headache. To be honest, he would rather face two Kobe Bryant double-teams at the same time than deal with two women, and it is still such an important holiday of the Lunar New Year.

Therefore, he can only eat one each.

Then silently poured some of the red wine in her glass to Miley Cyrus, and some more to Scarlett: "Come on! Let's have a drink together, Happy New Year!"

When Snoopy raised his glass and said this, Scarlett's face immediately became very, very awkward. She reached out her hand and tried to **** Miley Cyrus' cup. Then drove her out of the house she rented.

However, Miley Cyrus quickly picked up the glass and touched Snoopy: "Happy New Year!"

She drank it all in one fell swoop.

Scarlett is going crazy.

Her pupils are full of horror! !

She realized that this matter was really going to get out of hand. She originally planned to quickly drive away the uninvited guest, Miley Cyrus after dinner.

But now it turns out that Snoopy shared the red wine with everyone, and... Miley Cyrus drank it.

"Cheers, Scarlett!"

Snoopy raised his glass and touched Scarlett who was dumbfounded. Scarlett almost subconsciously raised the cup~lightnovelpub.net~ and drank it.

And when she finished drinking, she realized...bad! ! !

She looked at Snoopy.

The emotions are extremely complex.

And just as Snoopy tried to drink red wine, his cell phone rang. He subconsciously put down the red wine glass and picked up the phone. It was an overseas call.

Dad Du came here.

He quickly got up and walked to the other end of the living room to answer the phone, and exchanged New Year greetings with relatives on the other side of the ocean.

And here, the two duke girls felt weird, physical.

The Lord Duke was over there beaming, he chatted with his father for five or six minutes, then his mother, then his uncles, aunts, aunts, uncles, aunts, cousins, cousins...

The joy of the New Year has not diminished due to the distance of the Pacific Ocean. The radio waves entrust each other's blessings and cares. Everyone holds the simplest blessing in their hearts: Happy New Year.

The call lasted nearly forty minutes, and Snoopy's last call was Lin Weiwei. He never thought that Lin Weiwei would go to China to accompany her parents for the New Year, and it was not difficult to hear from everyone's tone that everyone liked her very much and had a strong sense of recognition.

This made Du Ge a little embarrassed. Therefore, he quickly exchanged New Year greetings with Lin Weiwei, and then hung up the phone amidst the lively firecrackers.

When he turned around with a happy smile, everything that happened before his eyes exceeded his imagination.

This even caused his latest iPhone to fall to the ground.

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