NBA games change rapidly, and anything funny can happen. 【Full text reading】

However, the "front face buckle with nosebleeds" is really unprecedented, and it is definitely the first time in the NBA.

Therefore, when Snoopy and Gortat both left the stadium, the fans still couldn't help laughing.

The atmosphere of the game also became a little strange. After Dwight Howard came on the court, he even didn't want to defend Wade's dunk. What a shame if I get a nosebleed from under Wade again.

Dwyane Wade wanted to show this kind of talent, after all... it looks big and hard! !

However, Snoopy felt very troubled and ashamed at this time.

When he was sent to the hospital, he took off his pants under the crowd of onlookers. After the doctor finished the examination in exclamation, the same stunned female nurse walked over and told him gently: "Come on, try if you can get ****."

Everyone looked at him with very scientific eyes, and he himself was a little anxious.

The attending doctor kindly turned on his computer and clicked on the player. It was a story of a male doctor and a female patient.

About thirty seconds later.

Exclaims came from the ward.

It's as if Doug finished another heavy dunk.

...

That night, after the Heat’s 102:98 victory over the Orlando Magic at home, Spoelstra answered Snoopy’s injury to concerned reporters: “Good news has come from the hospital. Please everyone who cares about Snoopy’s injury. Nubi fans and fans can rest assured that he has no problems and is still very strong!"

In the press conference after the game, Dwyane Wade, who scored 45 points, 6 rebounds and 5 assists in this game, was still asked about this topic. Although he led the team to win the final victory, the focus of the game was already Snoopy was snatched away.

For this matter, Dwyane Wade did not complain about it. Because he himself is also very interested in this matter.

"To be honest, this is the first time I have encountered this situation since I played basketball. Snoopy has always been a man who must do what he says in my heart." Dwyane Wade said: "At the time, when I heard Gotta When Te told Lavigne Avril those nasty things, I also thought about teaching him a lesson. But I didn’t expect Snoopy to actually break the bridge of Gortat’s nose with his little brother. Maybe this should be applied. Click on the Guinness Book of World Records."

"Now, I am very worried about his condition. But I heard that he has no problems and has returned home."

Dwyane Wade introduced to reporters again.

At the same time, Snoopy has quickly become the focus of discussion in the online world. After all, he was the first basketball player in the world to break someone's nose with a third leg.

The focus of the discussion extends from how strong Snoopy’s third leg is to how strong his sexual abilities will be, and then he diverges thinking to Miley Sellers and Taylor Swift, and netizens begin to speculate about their future. Sex life. Of course, some non-girl netizens expressed their hope that they can taste the third leg that can break the bridge of the nose in person.

In these ubiquitous discussions of ‘unsuitable for children’, the poor Polish hammer became the subject of ridicule.

Although, when he was interviewed in the hospital, he vowed to emphasize: "I was not interrupted by something. This happened because I injured the bridge of my nose when I fell, and his dunk just right aggravated the injury. Love. Please don’t spread these unscientific theories. No one can use their own'genitalia' to interrupt the bridge of others’ noses."

However, it is a pity.

Even the Magic staff thought he was evasive.

At this time, some people on the famous basketball website have made highlights based on ESPN's video materials. Gortat’s arrogant talk before the game and his disrespect to Avril Lavigne, and then Snoopy directly overturned it, plus a combination of bleeding together. Immediately produced a strong dramatic effect.

"Gortat should be grateful that at least half of his declaration before the game is completed. I bet that after tonight, there will definitely be more than 100 million people remembering his face."

"When he yelled'Avril Lavigne home to eat a male dog Jba," he never thought that our Snoopy would use "Jba" to directly interrupt the bridge of his nose."

"His biggest mistake is that he didn't believe Snoopy's warning. If he apologized directly at the time, maybe he wouldn't have to regret it so much now."

"This is the most humiliating injury in the history of the NBA. I'm talking about Gortat."

"Hey, didn't you find that Snoopy's other performances are also very eye-catching tonight? Less than 11 minutes on the court, he scored 6 points, 4 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 blocks, ranking first in the Heat in terms of efficiency!"

"Whether it is from personal data or stadium gimmicks. The No. 8 show completed an epic debut."

"..."

While the basketball website was discussing enthusiastically, the gossip media also sensed the value of news one after another. They were dispatched to find the hospital where Snoopy was treated.

Then the female nurse responsible for checking Snoopy was surrounded by groups. Surrounded by countless flashing lights, the female nurse named Amanda still looked terrified. She grabbed her small left wrist with her right hand: "It's probably this big. With. The baby's fist is the same."

Wow!

The reporters were amazed.

...

Whether it is sports media or gossip media. Tonight is undoubtedly a busy night.

Snoopy's debut shocked everyone's eyes, and he can always make such unexpected big news.

Pat Riley rubbed his temples in his office, and he felt a headache. Although Snoopy found that there was no problem after the inspection, the team doctor who accompanied him to the inspection even stated that Snoopy's thing was hardened and it was able to play drums. But the advice given by the attending doctor was to rest for a week.

There are three games in a week, exactly three away games.

If Snoopy is allowed to play, it will definitely be said that Miami is impersonal, regardless of the life and death of the players. Moreover, in the future, if there is any news, the old injury recurs, or something, the crime that I bear can be serious.

Without letting Snoopy play, Sean Marion will return in two games~lightnovelpub.net~ and then...Michael Beasley will also return. Both of them want the ball in hand. Although Snoopy played well tonight, his performance in the use of that set of tactics was not enough for Spoelstra to keep the tactics in the tactics. Manual.

Ugh!

Pat Riley sighed and patted his head. Feeling the paste filled his head.

Spoelstra sat opposite him, waiting for his answer.

"Forget it, don't take him."

Finally, Pat Riley made a decision.

Big deal, personally supervise the fifth game of the regular season.

Anyway, now Pat Riley is determined to increase the bargaining chip on Snoopy.

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[This chapter is the "Dark Order" plus more, thank him for his reward. . 】

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