Guard With a Knife

~: One hundred and sixty-five: [Double Prot

Beep!

With a rapid whistle on the court, the whole game ended. [Reading the latest chapters]

109: 95.

The Heat won the victory without blood.

Despite the various forward-looking predictions at the beginning of the season, the Atlanta Hawks are ranked much higher than the Miami Heat. Before the game, the forward group of the Eagles, especially Josh Smith, made a clear claim that they would complete a face-to-face dunk on Snoopy.

However, the result is.

When Snoopy stood in the penalty area, no one succeeded in dunking. Josh Smith, who was not ashamed, was covered to his knees, faceless.

As for the Atlanta Hawks, which claimed to be ready to become the strongest in the East, they lost the game in confusion. They don't even know where they did it wrong. So McWoodson had to repeatedly say after the game: "We did a terrible job on the rebounds, our mid- and long-range shooting was not good, and the instability of young players was further manifested. But I treat them very much. Confident that all of them will become elite players, even All-Star players. Now... we just lack a little time, nothing more."

You can hear that coach Woodson is as optimistic as ever.

In contrast, Snoopy looked a little pessimistic.

After the game, he was pulled aside by TNT reporters, and then several Chinese reporters surrounded him.

"I have to admit that the NBA confrontation is very fierce. Tonight I can score 8 points, I have tried my best. I may not be able to expand the score to double digits for a long time in the future."

Snoopy responded modestly to his scoring ability as soon as he came up.

As far as his performance tonight is concerned, he is 100% qualified to brag about his achievements. Not only did he get a quasi-three-double, but he also capped the provocative Josh Smith before the game to kneel...change it to any other player. At least five hundred words of self-commendation will be launched for this.

Then the reporter took the initiative to mention this block.

"To be honest, I didn't care too much about what he said before the game. This may be his psychological tactics and it has nothing to do with me."

"I'm just doing what I should do. You have seen it. My job is done well. As for Josh Smith, the only thing I want to say to him is that he should add some calcium."

At this time, the interview was suddenly interrupted.

It turned out that the fans who flocked to the edge of the court to ask Snoopy for his signature had a fierce dispute. A red-haired girl started a battle. She was the first to attack the DM party members with the Taylor Swift poster in her hand.

Immediately, the two sides fought.

Before the security personnel intervened, Snoopy used his amazing jumping ability to climb to the stands, hoping to stop the chaos.

However, the chaos did not end, on the contrary, it became more intense, and everyone was attacking him.

"This is a tragic suicide attack."

Kenny Smith said bluntly.

Ten minutes later, the security personnel at the scene finally rescued Snoopy from the scarred. At this time, his white home jersey has been torn into rags, his strong muscles are revealed, and various scratches of different lengths are faintly visible on it. In addition, there are several lipstick marks in different colors on the neck.

"It's a pity. I can't accept your interview anymore."

Before leaving, Snoopy still waved to the camera with a gentlemanly demeanor.

It's just that he looks so... embarrassed.

"It's like a husband who was domestically assaulted by his wife." Earl Johnson seemed to have a deep understanding of this: "The difference is that he was not domestically abused by a ‘wife’, but by a group of women."

"I don't think Snoopy has learned to be an entertainer. Those Hollywood superstars never go to the fan base to persuade." Charles Barkley said with a smile: "Also, his defensive ability still needs to be improved. Look at his jersey broken into cloth strips, as well as the scratches on the muscles, the hickeys... He is almost **** and strong-he has done it eight hundred times."

"Hey, I said. Isn’t the offensive ability that should be strengthened the most? Poor Snoopy is completely helpless in double-team defense. If it were Alan Iverson, he would break these pressing defenses with a crossover change. ."

"Unfortunately, Iverson will never be surrounded by so many girls at the same time."

The TNT studio was full of joy, and they didn't expect that such a news would be made before the live broadcast was about to end, and the ratings would be increased abruptly.

At this time, Dugger, who returned to the locker room, was also ridiculed by Dwyane Wade: "Listen, Snoopy. You should call the Guinness World Records Committee right now. This is definitely the first time in the history of the NBA. A player suffered a mass personal attack from fans. Perhaps you should also go and learn from Ron Artest the technical experience of how to punch the fans."

"However, if I were you just now, I would just lie down. Anyway, someone will definitely take off their pants and sit up and move by themselves!"

Dwyane Wade talked about the meat joke.

The locker room was amused.

Amidst the roar of laughter, Snoopy quietly asked Haslem around him with some concern: "I shouldn't be banned by the league for this!"

Hahahaha!

Haslem was completely amused by the rookie, and he burst into laughter. Then tell him: "If you really lie down like Dwyane said, and let those crazy female fans sit up and do things on their own, David Stern may be safe for you because you don’t wear a condom. criticism."

"But now, what he should do more is to praise you. You have created a new topic and a new focus for the game. I can guarantee that he is happily closing his mouth from ear to ear, and praying piously to God: let Those women beat Snoopy once every game."

"amount……"

Doug was a little speechless, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

...

When I returned home, just turned on the TV, MTV Entertainment announced to the audience in an ebullient tone: "The latest news, the latest news. After the Miami Heat's home game against the Atlanta Hawks tonight, the DT Party and DM The party made a big fight, and the scene was very chaotic. But the little duke appeared in time, and he forcefully separated the two groups of people, showing his manhood..."

MTV quoted TNT's video material.

Doug looked at himself standing in the middle of the screen and separated DT Party and DM Party forcefully, and muttered angrily: This is very similar to flood fighting and disaster relief.

He conveniently turned off the TV and then turned on the computer. Discussions on the Internet have accumulated even more. The DM Party and the DT Party have spread the war to the Internet, and they have accused each other of being responsible for the matter. He also gave detailed proofs, however, no one can convince the other party.

So the two sides began to declare unilateral victory.

The DM party proudly declared: "The little duke is protecting us with his back. He obviously loves Miley Cyrus more."

The DT Party’s explanation is: “The Lord Duke doesn’t want to see you at all, so he uses his **** to push you away.”

The same thing, everyone has a different perspective on the problem.

But these angles make Doug feel absurd: I just don't want someone to be injured because of themselves, so why can't I just talk about it?

He turned off the computer helplessly.

go to bed.

When he covered the quilt, Pat Riley had just ended the call with **Vicci.

Both parties greeted each other's mother on the phone.

Pat Riley believes that Vicki’s proposal to trade Snoopy with Bruce Bowen is simply a stupid robbery, no different from rushing into the bank with a wave of sugar.

**Vicci thinks that Pat Riley's wish to get Tony Parker is ridiculous: Tony Parker is the finals MVP! !

Therefore, after warmly greeting each other's female family members, both parties quietly hung up the phone.

Despite the unhappiness, Pat Riley knows that **vicki will never give up because of this.

Following the personal call from **Viccić, Pat Riley once again confirmed that Snoopy could be available for sale. He has already drew a price tag in his heart: want to change Snoopy, get an All-Star player who was a hit.

The Lakers want? At least I have to talk about Odom.

The Celtics want? Rondo started ~lightnovelpub.net~ Orlando Magic? You have to use Turkoglu no matter what.

As for the Cleveland Cavaliers, there seems to be no other player except LeBron James.

After establishing this bottom line, Pat Riley's mood broadened a lot. Later, he made another call with Spoelstra, and he confirmed to Spoelstra that Dug's playing time must be more than 20 minutes. At the same time, give him relatively sufficient possession of the ball.

In addition, he asked Spoelstra to establish an ‘internal horse racing mechanism’ as soon as possible, so that the No. 2 show and the No. 8 show can compete vigorously and produce a fierce but upward chemical reaction.

For Pat Riley, the two biggest chips in his hand now are Michael Beasley and Snoopy.

He hopes that these two players can grow up quickly.

In this case, whether it is trading or staying as a core training, there are double guarantees!

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