Guard With a Knife

~: One hundred and twenty-three: [Miami Med

In American society, the media has the absolute right to speak, and they are truly unruly kings. Just like Stephen Marbury, he went from the long-awaited son of New York to the mental illness that everyone scolded. It took less than three years for the New York media to achieve the purpose of propaganda. Although Marbury did a lot of wrong things and failed to drag New York out of the quagmire, the media rendered him a seven-point error into a twelve-pointer.

On the plane to Los Angeles. Du Ge deliberately found several newspapers and basketball magazines to look through their specific evaluations of himself.

"Not all the most valuable players in the ncaa semi-finals can be qualified for the nba. From 1990 to the present, there are a total of 18 mops. Only Carmelo Anthony of Syracuse University has become an nba superstar, and only the University of Connecticut has become an ordinary star. Emeka Okafor and Hamilton. In addition, there are four NBA starters or rotation players Sean May, Corey Brewer, Sean Battier and Juan Dickson. This success rate is not as high as imagined. As a center with a height of only 6-foot-3, Nubaidou is a mini-man even in the ncaa. How does he face the tall and strong 7-foot center in the NBA? You know, the NBA is the best basketball player in the world. More than 400 people."

"The New York Times"'s rookie comments are actually quite satisfactory.

"Snoopydu, a top student at Anderson School of Business who claims to be a point guard and a collector of teenage singers, finally used the superb marketing skills he learned from school to send himself to the No. 8 show. His best marketing operation before. It was signed with Nike for 5 years worth 88.88 million U.S. dollars. But in reality, he received less than 5 million U.S. dollars of guarantee. So, based on this ratio, which pick should Snoopy do appear in? Yes, he lost!"

The Washington Daily is showing off its sense of humor.

"Snoopy does have a good talent in blocking shots, and he is unique in the position of the basket. But... his height will obliterate all of his advantages. At the same time, his shortcomings will be infinitely magnified. He does not have a jumper. Ability, he doesn't have the ability to break through with the ball. With regard to offense, the only thing he does better is that he has a 76% free throw percentage from the free throw line. However, who would foul him?"

"Slam Dunk" magazine commented on Doug in the lottery rookie tour comment section.

"Let's take a look at Miami's current lineup. They have stocked up two seven-footers in the paint, Mark Blunt and Jamal Magloire, and there is also a Joel Anthony who is less than seven feet tall. These three. The main characteristics of the individual are cheap, and can only do defensive coolies. At the same time, they have three power forwards, Sean Marion, Michael Beasley, Haslem, these three power forwards are about 6-foot-7. , And are not good at card positions. What can Snoopy, who is 1.93 meters tall, do when he joins it? No matter whether he plays with any player partner, he will be uncoordinated. I really don’t know the budget Pat Riley. What was the motive for making this transaction? Are the water dispensers in Miami so valuable that they need to have so many caretakers?"

"Sports World" magazine is most importantly questioning Pat Riley's selection of candidates.

All of the above are relatively objective comments.

"We don't welcome that Snoopy dog ​​at all. We would rather choose another Snoopy to be our water fountain guardian. At least he can rap. I don't see any potential for him if Michael Biss Lidu is called a player who is not three or four, so what about him? “No one, no five”? Or “No one, no two, no three, four, no five”? Forgive my frankness, he should go to the music circle , Where can he cut down more data. For example, in a single month, he won five girl singers and three Hollywood actresses?"

"The Miami Herald" almost directly adopted a direct attack model.

"Maybe we should spend another $1 million to send him back to Los Angeles, or Orlando next door. Los Angeles has Hollywood, Orlando has Disney. Obviously he will have more happiness there."

"Miami Sentinel" is also a sarcasm.

Doug looked down and found that the newspaper almost titled ‘Miami’ or the beginning of Florida. He had no good words about himself and was not objective at all.

They like to draw analogies from other industries, such as clinging to the stalk of ‘point guard’, attacking that fake Nike contract, or making fun of gossip between female celebrities. There is no atmosphere at all.

This makes Doug feel puzzling, he thought that this is how Miami welcomes new players?

However, when he saw Michael Beasley's news in the same newspaper, it was an all-around absurdity. They flattered the Kansas State University super striker, and even regarded him as the savior, thinking that he would be the key to leading Miami to take off.

Some media even began to worry about whether Michael Beasley and Dwyane Wade might grab the core position in the future.

In addition to touting Michael Beasley, their other rookie in the final selection of the first round, Mario Chalmers from the University of Kansas, also received overwhelming praise, believing that Miami finally has someone who can help Dwyane Wade control. A solid point guard on the field.

Doug looked confused and thought, why should he treat it so differently? Don't you guys watch ncaa? Both teams lost. They are all defeated by my men!

The source of the matter actually came from Pat Riley.

Pat Riley gave the Miami local media a lot of hints and gave them a lot of ‘exact’ information in order to drive down Doug’s draft pick. This makes them too deeply involved in the play, and they always maintain a ‘not optimistic’ attitude towards Doug.

"I suddenly felt that Miami might not really suit me." Du Ge turned his head and said to Lin Weiwei beside him.

Lin Weiwei is looking down to calculate the latest quotations of major sponsor brands, even though public opinion in the United States is very unfriendly to Doug.

However, in China, Doug seems to have become a new hope in the basketball world. He won the No. 8 show, and his net worth has soared due to the upcoming Olympic Games. Recently, some domestic brands have started to offer him an advertising endorsement fee close to RMB 3 million per year.

"Don't go to Miami?" Lin Weiwei raised her eyebrows: "It's just because the Miami media is not friendly to you? This problem is best solved, just use practical actions to block their mouths? When you play a good performance, I believe in the entire Miami They will all cheer for you. Don’t all Chinese like to thrive first?"

Lin Weiwei's words are very convincing.

Du Ge thinks it makes sense, in the words of the old Du idol: the ocean is full of heroic qualities!

...

Taylor Swift obviously failed to communicate with Dugge. She was interviewed by local media after attending a small concert in Miami. She told the media: "I like it very much. The air, sunshine, ocean and beach here make me feel refreshed and happy. I will definitely come to Miami more in the future."

However, this circumstance did not give rise to a good start.

Instead, the reporter asked: "So, the most important reason is not because Snoopy... uh, do you like to call him the little duke selected by the Heat?"

Taylor Swift did not hear the controversy in his words. Instead, she said: "Of course, he is also a very important reason. I like the feeling of being with him, just like I like the sun, air, and ocean here. , Beach!"

"But Miami doesn't want to be associated with the little duke. Can you call him and ask him to refuse to sign with Miami?" The veteran and **** Miami fan said seriously: "We already have Michael Beasley. We also have Sean Marion and Captain Haslem. We really don’t need a short center or forward anymore. He should go make music with you, right?"

"But basketball is his dream. We shouldn't kill others' dreams." Taylor Swift was a little angry when he heard him say this.

"But ~lightnovelpub.net~ his dream will destroy our dreams. Did you know? He is not suitable for playing basketball at all. With his height, he is a **** in the NBA. He should sing. In the music circle, he He is a giant. And I think he fits you very well, you are all giants in the music industry."

This harsh remark stabbed young Taylor Swift.

She finally went crazy: "Listen, Snoopy has not done anything to hurt you. You have no reason or qualification to slander him like this. And, please remember that he is the most valuable player of ncaa. Also, He is a point guard, not a center or forward as you call it. If you think you know basketball better than your basketball manager, then why would you stand here with your head up and the microphone interviewing me? Instead of sitting in the club Is there a transaction request in the office?"

"In the end, I am indeed a giant. But my height is my pride, and you don't need you, a poor worm less than my shoulders and full of acne, to taunt me!"

Taylor Swift said it very relieved.

Then she walked away.

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