Guard With a Knife

~: Seven hundred and sixty-eight: [Chicago

Perhaps what motivated LeBron James to bring his talent to the South Coast was not Miami’s warm, humid tropical climate. But, in any case, Miami does have beautiful beaches and weather.

This is probably the reason why Jokinoa and Courtney were photographed wearing shorts at Palm Beach the day before the game.

Although Jokin has always claimed that he has nothing to do with Courtney.

But when the photos were posted to major media, his defense became pale and weak.

Of course, even though the team has been ridiculing the height difference between Jokin Noah and Courtney for the most "violent" height difference, when the microphone was handed to Lor Deng's mouth: "Noah has not violated any laws or team discipline. He has the right to sunbathe on the beach with any woman, which of course also includes members of the Kardashian family."

"Besides, two people appearing together on a certain beach can't prove anything? It's not just love between the opposite sex."

Luo Er Deng Yizheng made a statement in front of the media.

In fact, half an hour ago, he urged James Johnson, Carlos Boozer, Ronny Brewer and others in the locker room to take off Noah’s pants to see if there were any Kardashians on it. The mark and smell. In addition, he expressed his gratitude to Noah for his sacrifice, and thank him for his willingness to sacrifice himself to the Kardashian family for the championship trophy! !

This is the current internal atmosphere of the Bulls.

They casually joked and teased their teammates in the locker room, but outside, they supported maintenance and even opened their eyes to nonsense.

Snoopy liked this atmosphere very much.

It was as if Hilde put on Scarlett's clothes again and knocked on his door, and he did not refuse.

Hilton recently promoted her movie in Miami, just at the right time. How could she not feel the brutality and tenderness of the little duke?

Recently, she has made a lot of noise. Johnny Depp publicly wooed her on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but the **** actress who is not even a third-line actress in Hollywood did not give the Pirates of the Caribbean face at all. She threw the flowers into the trash can and told him strongly : I will never fall in love with you.

This incident caused an uproar. Many people thought her behavior was too rude, and some people liked her very individual style and regarded her as a role model for modern women. You won't hesitate for a while because of the high reputation and wealth of the other party.

There are also some people who are beginning to worry that she will not be able to receive dramas in Hollywood in the future, after all, Johnny Depp is a super star. Maybe he didn't mean it, but those production companies will more or less throw her aside when casting roles. No one wants to upset the first-line superstar because of a third-line actress.

In fact, Weinstein, a well-known Hollywood producer, has already spoken in the media that Aimee Pahilde's behavior is extremely inappropriate.

In addition, Nicholas Cage, a former superstar who is also a good friend of Johnny Depp, also said that he will not cooperate with Hilde in the future, so as not to remind old friends of bad things.

When these sounds occur closely for a short time. The duke girls stepped forward one after another, from Scarlett Johansson to Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift.

The three of them were the first to support Hilde.

Immediately after Anne Hathaway, Jennifer also came out to speak up, and later, almost all Hollywood female stars were dispatched.

Obviously, this has become a social phenomenon, and it has been cast as a model of women chasing free love and resisting the suppression of strong patriarchy.

Under this operation, Aime Pahilde became famous because of this incident.

In addition, Johnny Depp, who had been silent for a long time, also came forward to claim that this was a private matter between the two people, and he respected Aimepa’s decision.

In this matter, the pirate captain, who was loved by American teenagers many times, was the biggest victim. First of all, the whole world knows that he was abandoned by a woman, and then this woman has become a role model for all women by virtue of this behavior.

The saddest thing is that a week later, this high-cold and independent woman who pursues free love will even put on someone else's clothes and knock on Snoopy's door!

what is this?

Fortunately, Johnny Depp didn't know.

If you let him know, he is very likely to lose confidence in his masculine charm. This led to the end of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series!

LeBron James is still very confident in his charm, just like...Before the final game, he generously posted his back muscles on Twitter, and attached: I can’t wait to be with Snoopy. Are playing.

And @Snoopy10.

The little duke obviously has no time to pay attention to online information. There are too many women @他 every day, and they send various pictures of him in private messages.

Every time Snoopy opens the phone message and clicks on those pictures, he always asks himself: "Am I the kind of person who is easily seduced by female sex?"

But in any case, when LeBron trained his back muscles in the gym before the game and took 20 photos to carefully select the best line and angle to tweet, Aimepa was rushing on him.

...

Dwyane Wade said before the start of the game that he would not play this game as the Eastern Conference finals: "That's too silly, I won't put all my strength in a regular season."

However, when the game started, he rushed into the penalty area. After Carlos Boozer's dunk over his head, he did not forget to turn around and shout at the audience: This-is-my-house! !

In general, Snoopy has played in the NBA for three years. But in terms of anger, if there is a fight in the NBA, the Flash will at least score eight stones.

For Wade's sudden attack, the little duke was quite depressed. At that time, he was defeating Chris Bosh in the jump ball ceremony. How did he know that as soon as he landed and turned, Wade snatched the basketball from Rose, and then raided the front court to complete the dunk.

This was a surprise to him.

And after Wade turned around, he didn't forget to show off to Snoopy: "I know your dial skills too well. If you meet in the Eastern Conference Finals, you'd better not jump the ball."

The Duke Dog gave him an angry glance.

After arriving at the front court, Derek Rose walked around and did not find a route to directly assault the penalty area, and quickly handed the ball to Snoopy.

Snoopy fell forty-five degrees on the left wing, facing Dwyane Wade alone: ​​The Flash is the only person who has been the boss of the little duke. Snoopy joined Miami as the eighth pick. Wade is a well-deserved leader of the team.

Therefore, when facing Wade's defense.

Snoopy always has a strong impulse, and this impulse urges him to beat the Flash in a heads-up.

So, he slowly leaned down.

He started slapping the basketball quickly and tightly, bang bang bang! The basketball changed its trajectory in front of him constantly and irregularly.

It's like a biting drum, constantly beating the nerves of the defender!

Dwyane is like an enemy.

He must admit that Snoopy now feels the same as a super scorer. He can no longer remember how Snoopy was when he first joined the team: at that time, he seemed to be stumbling after simply dribbling the ball halftime. Right?

As his head flashed back to the previous picture.

Bah!

The little duke suddenly took a half step forward, and Wade subconsciously retreated half a minute.

At this moment, the Duke Dog's shoulders suddenly lifted up: This is a standard shooting posture, very fast.

The Flash quickly jumped up, for fear of being attacked by Snoopy with his iconic One-throw.

However, just as he raised his focus and stepped forward...Boom!

The basketball passed through his crotch between his feet, and the creases on his eggs that were blown by the cool, cold wind piled up along with the goose bumps.

At the same time, the little duke flashed away.

Earl Johnson in the commentary could not stop shouting: worship Buddha! !

Snoopy actually killed the Flash with a worshipper? ? ?

The TNT live broadcast room was in chaos.

At the same time, Pat Riley, who was sitting on the sidelines, couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

He didn't expect that in just three years, the little duke would have evolved to such a sophisticated level.

He was very sorry.

When Snoopy jumped up in the paint, he slammed the basketball into the basket with one hand like a violent storm. He closed his eyes helplessly.

Although since last summer, everyone has forgotten his stupidity in trading Snoopy, and instead praised him for his clever calculations, strategizing and decisive victory.

However, only he knew.

If the Big Three is a 95-point operation, trading Snoopy is a -100-point operation. Moreover, this is still based on the fact that the full score is only 100 points.

After all, halfway couples can't compare to the child brides-in-law chosen from the beginning. What's more, this child bride-in-law is still so amazing!

boom!

The basket roared violently.

Snoopy's one-handed snap button was like the scene of an explosion.

The fans in the American Airlines Center Arena were shocked to hold their breath for three seconds, and then they exclaimed and booed. After a period of hustle and bustle, regrets began to flow in their hearts. If Snoopy was still on the team, that would be great! !

LeBron James tried to replicate Snoopy's dunk in the next round.

He is the only NBA star who can be at the same level as the Duke Dog in terms of the combination of speed, strength and explosiveness.

However, the Bulls' inside is clearly not Miami's inside.

Jokinoa's defensive level is not what Ilgauskas can contend.

His lateral movement delayed LeBron's breakthrough, and when he entered the penalty area smoothly, Snoopy had already galloped from the other side.

When he jumped up, he remembered the scene where he was blocked by Snoopy wearing the Heat's No. 10 jersey on this court, so he quickly turned the button into a throw...Boom!

Hit the board into the basket!

Looking back, Derek Rose hit the basket under the cover of Carlos Boozer and scored a backhand.

During the NCAA period, Mario Chalmers was able to defeat Rose to win the championship with the advantage of the team, but in the NBA, this is a talented battlefield! He simply couldn't stop the blooming of Wind City Rose.

Subsequently, Dwyane Wade singled Snoopy and scored a jumper.

Snoopy assisted Carlos Boozer to complete a jumper.

The quality of the offense and defense of the two teams is very high.

Charles Barkley kept admiring in the studio: "You can't help but admit that this is the highest-level battle in the East. The Mesozoic Big Three fights the new generation Big Three!!!"

He also counted Jokinoa into the ranks of giants.

Maybe it's because he recently surrendered a member of the Kardashian family! ! But in any case, he is indeed on the discussion list of the'best defensive player' this season.

35:35.

At the end of the first quarter, the two miraculously tied.

After entering the second quarter, Miami chose to replace Dwyane Wade and let LeBron and Chris Bosh lead the rotation.

And the Bulls also very tacitly replaced Derrick Rose, letting Snoop's team take it alone! !

Originally in Kenny Smith’s prediction, he thought Miami’s rotation had a slight advantage.

But with Kyle Korver receiving Snoopy's breakthrough ball and hitting 3 points in the two bottom corners, this speculation was shattered.

Snoopy, who returned to the 1st position, is the strongest preparation!

He reaped Mike Bibby’s defense like a grass mustard. Once LeBron James or Chris Bosh assisted in the defense, he quickly played the ball and looked for his teammates like a cruise missile, Carlos Boozer and Kyle Korver. Two teammates who chose to join in the summer easily eat cakes!

In addition, Jokinoa and Lor Deng can always find opportunities to jump from the basket and hit the basketball into the basket.

Derrick Rose on the sidelines saw it very real. He could feel Snoopy's care for himself: he could play better at the 1st position, but he didn't do that.

In the sixth minute of the second quarter, when the Bulls extended the point difference to 7 points.

Spoelstra replaced Dwyane Wade under Pat Riley's instructions.

When the Big Three gathered, the Heat's firepower immediately rose.

The defensive pressure faced by Chicago has also increased sharply.

This led to a weakening of the offensive level.

So Tom Thibodeau quickly adjusted, he replaced Derek Rose and Tay Gibson at the same time, replaced Carlos Boozer and Lordan.

In this way, Snoopy moved from the 2nd position to the 3rd position.

He and LeBron James are on the opposite side.

Although the height and body shape of the two are quite different, they look very out of touch.

But for many fans, this is the normal matchup.

"If we enter the Eastern Conference Finals~lightnovelpub.net~ our confrontation will become normal!"

When Jokinoah executed the free throw, LeBron James said to Snoopy next to him.

Snoopy raised his eyebrows: "Then you have to prepare in advance."

Talking.

boom!

Qiao Jin Noah's shot did not unexpectedly hit the iron, and the basketball went out of the basket.

And just as the basketball rebounded, Snoopy suddenly squeezed LeBron's card position: for a person who often begs in the penalty area, James' card position is too weak.

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