Larry Capel actually likes to patrol with Billy Gilbert at all, even though they are both fans of the New York Knicks. When they parked their car next to 18th Avenue in Queens and listened to the Knicks' home game against the Atlanta Hawks on the radio, the two fell into a carnival, and they swayed in the police car together.

Then Gilbert started his habitual bragging again.

"Listen, Larry. I don’t shy away from telling you that if my knee didn’t hurt on the day of the ninth grade, I would definitely become the head forward of the New York Knicks. I even ranked high in the US high school rankings in 1998. The fifth place in the forward group. Phoenix Suns ace forward Amare Stoudemire was just my substitute at that time, understand?"

"Understood!" Larry Capel nodded repeatedly, and he could even say Gilbert's next lines, because he said in public more than once: "At that time Stoudemire even got on the court by helping you lift your shoes. You taught him the opportunity, even his defense. Right? However, his defense is really not very good!"

"Hey, buddy. Are you tearing down the stage? For the sake of Lord Duke's lore, I won't put you in the trunk, but... don't you think Amare and Snoopy are a perfect match? He will definitely become a more suitable striker for the Duke than Zach Randolph. We should swap with the Phoenix guys... It's good for everyone. I can assure you, as long as Stoudemire comes to New York, I There must be a way to get his contact information, and then let you have dinner with him, how about it?"

Gilbert always brags about his relationship with Stoudemire, but in fact he doesn't even have Stoudemire's phone number. Moreover, he continuously sent more than one hundred messages to Stoudemire's Twitter, but received no response.

Capel stretched out, and to be honest, these clichés kept him upset: "Sorry, Bill. I really have no interest in Stoudemire. If you can indeed make this deal, I hope to see Stoudemire. Nubby, I will tell him... OK, you are our answer in New York. Not everyone wants LeBron James to rule Madison Garden. To be honest, LeBron’s sour remarks made me very angry tonight. I prefer Snoopy’s reply, gentle and tough. This is also my way of doing things."

"Of course there is no problem. If such a deal does happen, I will definitely contact Amare. After all, we used to be so good."

In Gilbert's accent.

The tower's rushing voice came from his pager, and the voice told him... A pickup truck was advancing in a snake shape on the airport highway from Kennedy International Airport to Manhattan, and no less than five alarm calls have entered the alarm center. .

"Oh! Shit!"

Capel slapped the steering wheel hard, then he loaded his pistol: "Those **** **** must be listening to Trap flying poisonously on leaves again. These guys who endanger public safety must be severely punished."

Gilbert and Capel are both blacks, and they will tell each other some ‘niggers’ jokes. However, he frowned at the moment: "Larry Capel, you are a very serious discrimination. You haven't even seen the suspect. Why do you conclude that he is a black crime? This is too arbitrary."

"Only a black man would drive a pickup truck through the streets and sway on the airport highway!" Capel started the car engine and sprinted towards the control center.

"Oh, no. Many people have pickup trucks. The favorite car of the middle class is pickup trucks. Actually...our Duke Snoopy also drives pickup trucks. I can even remember his license plate." Gilbert emphasized. .

In the sound of the sirens, the police galloped all the way!

Twenty minutes later, they found the ‘car involved in the incident’ in an empty parking lot. The car was ups and downs violently and made movements that every adult knew.

There were nearly seven or eight people around, all of them were joining in the fun, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

At that time, Capel took out his gun, and he was about to rush into the uniform of the men and women who shook the car crazy.

Gilbert stopped him: "Hey, look at the license plate. That's Duke Snoopy's car. It's definitely Duke Snoopy's car. I remember his license plate very clearly, PH0605!"

Capel is skeptical of Gilbert's basketball skills, but is very convinced of his ability to remember license plates.

"Snoopy is our city hero. We must not treat him so rudely. Moreover, he is a public figure. It won't do him any good for him. I'm still waiting for him to reach the Eastern Conference Finals!"

Gilbert said: "We have to help deal with it."

So he walked over and drove all the people who were trying to get close to the camera away from the vehicle close to ten meters away.

Then, he and Capel stayed behind the carriage. They seemed to be the entourage who was protecting the Duke's job. They were very ‘professional’.

But...too difficult.

The sound of popping is like a intensive war drum, which hits their hearts one after another, making them excited.

And the Duke girl in the car is also very wild, her cry is full of wildness and waves! It's like the sea breeze from the Atlantic Ocean, not only howling, but also wave after wave below!

Time keeps ticking by ticking.

Five minutes passed.

Capel looked at his watch.

Ten minutes passed.

Gilbert took out his cell phone, and he tried to play Tetris for a while to relieve the tremendous physical stress.

Twenty minutes passed.

The frequency of vibration in the car has not decreased, but the Atlantic sea breeze is no longer as fierce as before. She started to resemble a weak wild cat, making a sound full of begging for mercy.

Capel and Gilbert returned to the carriage and drank two sips of water.

Then, the people on the side came over: "The man absolutely took the medicine. They have been shaking for more than 40 minutes. This is by no means the level of a normal man. I only have 3 minutes, and my wife often chants and can't stand it!"

Capel and Gilbert looked at each other, they looked a little mocking.

"I can do it for seven minutes, excluding foreplay."

"As the hope of the national high school basketball, I can hold on for more than fifteen minutes." Gilbert was very proud. He seemed to have defeated everyone, but the vibration in the car continued.

This makes his bragging seem obscure.

"It really deserves to be Lord Duke."

Capel sighed.

Then, the three-minute white man named Anderson seemed to have spied a terrifying secret, and he shouted: "Hey! The man in the car is Snoopy! God, he is the pride of our New York!!!"

He screamed, this made the onlookers who were planning to leave immediately turned around again. This is great news.

But... Soon, Gilbert rushed over.

He stopped the people from approaching and fired a shot into the sky. He asked these people to leave quickly in the name of obstructing official business.

In the United States, the police have the power to shoot at people who interfere with official duties. No one wants to joke with bullets. Life is obviously more important than curiosity. They left quickly without looking back.

...

Time went back to an hour ago, when both Snoopy and Carly Kraus realized that the atmosphere tonight was a bit charming and exciting. Carly Klaus suddenly turned around: "Would you like to **** lips? I put on sweet lipstick tonight."

With that, she pouted and leaned forward.

Snoopy had thoughts of rejection deep in his heart, but in the end... he got close.

The two kissed affectionately and passionately.

This caused the car to deflect.

Doug quickly realized that this was not a safe thing, and he hurriedly heard the car at the parking spot on the side of the road.

As soon as she put the seat down, Carly Klaus sat up impatiently, she looked very restless...In fact, Snoopy's heart was about to jump out of her chest at this time.

Carly Klaus’s very frizzy behavior led to a lot of communication dissonance at the beginning. Snoopy’s experience in working in a car is not very sophisticated. It took them a while to find the entrance, even though the model is somewhat different. equal. But still gritted his teeth and finished the docking work.

Although Carly was in pain, she was strong, and she quickly devoted herself to it.

This makes Snoopy extraordinarily comfortable.

But ~lightnovelpub.net~ soon, he found...the sound of people's footsteps around, and more and more cars stopped.

His inner shyness and agitation were intertwined, and the concentration of stimulation he felt suddenly increased.

Later, he heard the roar of a police car and stopped at the door.

This made him deeply uneasy.

But fortunately... Mr. Police did not steal the door, but drove the onlookers away.

This made Snoopy breathe a sigh of relief, but the red and blue warning lights that kept lighting up in front of him still plunged him into an inexplicable state of stimulation.

He even thought of a Chinese proverb: This is so much that the mouse licks the cat, it's nothing to find excitement! !

This kind of stimulation improved his performance, and his body became more and more fierce under the urging of the blood of the heart.

After a while, he could clearly hear someone shouting... It turned out that the person in the car was Snoopy! ! He is the pride of our New York!

This made his gradually numb heart beat fiercely again. This feeling of being exposed made him feel a strong sense of guilty conscience, and the excitement increased to the highest level as the truth was revealed!

boom!

When a gun shot.

He even felt the blood in his body break through his scalp.

He sprinted fiercely.

Then, after three minutes... calm down.

He slowly crawled back to the seat, and helped Carly, who was like mud, tidy up her dress. Then put on your own clothes.

This time... it's so cool!

He let out a long sigh of relief. When he pulled the car door and got out of the car, Capel and Gilbert walked over.

They looked very excited: "It really is you, Lord Snoopy!"

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