The confrontation between the pirate master and the duke girl originated 18 hours ago.

At that time, the scene of Carly Klaus kissing the Duke was becoming a hot topic in entertainment news.

Then, the real-time website quickly came out with a message: "Carly Klaus is not worthy of the Duke in every way. She is standing in front of Snoopy more like a little sister than a girlfriend."

Scarlett Johansson even talked about Carly Klaus’ clothing when asked by reporters: “To be honest, if I’m 185 cm tall, I would never try a bohemian dress. It looks like Tie the bed sheet to the clothes rail... Uh, it should be hung on two clothes rails."

Scarlett Johansson's remarks fell into the eyes of the pirate master.

He immediately wrote a long article of nearly 800 words on his social network. He analyzed from various angles why he believed that Carly Klaus and Duke Snoopy were a natural pair: "...the body cannot lie. Organs, judging from the body structure, they fit perfectly from all angles. This fit is unique in a million. This is the magic of God’s creation. In a narrow sense, if they close the bedroom door, they will find anything else in the other person. The happiness that no one can replace, they are Adam and Eve!"

"... Scarlett is nothing but a cheap **** woman in my eyes. She is less than one-tenth of Carly. As for her dressing style... Sorry, I can't bear myself rumbling through the trash. vocabulary."

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The godfather oligarchs of the fashion industry have always been known for their sharp words, and the Pirate Lord is of course no exception.

When his article was published, it quickly became a hot topic of discussion.

Originally, this matter had nothing to do with Miley Cyrus. Everyone knew that she and Scarlett Johnson even got into the police station.

However, this time she actually stood up and dealt with John Galliano together: "His nagging remarks are disgusting. In fact, he should be a clerk rather than a designer. Of course, in my eyes. , His design is completely useless. I will never wear the clothes he designed because his aesthetic has been completely distorted. Only a neurotic would think that Carly Klaus and Snoopy are a match made in heaven."

Miley Cyrus’ recent speeches have become more and more puzzling. When reporters asked her this question, they thought she would have trouble with Scarlett Johansson. After all... the pirate master was quite vicious.

But it turned out that she directly mocked the pirate master.

This is reminiscent of the news that she exchanged drinks with Rihanna in a nightclub in Los Angeles a few days ago, but now, Rihanna is standing next to her, they are now like good girlfriends, they announced that they will be next Wednesday Release the latest single "bang! bang! ". In addition, Rihanna also said: "We will go to Madison Garden to cheer for Duke Snoopy together, and I will ask him face to face. If he doesn't give me a clear answer, I will introduce Miley to his girlfriend. I swear , I'm absolutely serious!"

In fact, except for Miley Cyrus.

Taylor Swift also said in front of the media: "My friendship with Carly is undergoing a huge test."

Moreover, she also thinks that John Galliano's body structure theory is pure nonsense, and she even said: "He is tempting minors to taste the forbidden fruit. This is definitely a wrong demonstration. Carly is only 17 years old now. !!!"

Of course, her remarks did not receive the support of the public, and some even ridiculed that when she and Miley Cyrus had a fierce fight backstage at the National Music Awards last year, neither of them had grown up.

In addition, the United States has the famous "Romeo and Juliet Act", which allows young people to taste the forbidden fruit.

If it is an active sexual act between young people, even if one or both parties are underage, it is not regarded as a crime. Of course, this is a rough explanation. There are actually some restrictive clauses. For example, if one party is an adult, the difference between the age of the underage party and the underage party cannot be more than 3 years; the underage party must be more than 14 years old.

And Snoopy and Carly Klaus obviously meet the conditions in this regard.

God knows why Lord Duke is only 19 years old this year.

Stephen Curry is also very puzzled about this, he is a full year older than Doug, but he has not yet participated in the draft.

"I can guarantee that no one will ever break your triple-double record." Stephen Curry tried to discuss the'Duke Girls Collection Incident' with Doug without any results, and then began to talk to Doug about basketball. problem.

Doug shrugged his shoulders. He looked a little helplessly at Stephen Curry, who had been trying to talk to himself, "If it's really boring, you can go to bed."

"Oh, no. I have to go to rest after you fall asleep first."

Stephen Curry told Doug seriously.

Because Lin Weiwei confessed to him, she must make sure that Snoopy does not cross the backyard to go to a woman's room at night.

On this point, he strictly enforced it.

Du Ge shook his head helplessly.

An hour later, Doug stretched. By this time Stephen Curry had already been fighting frantically with his two eyelids, and Du Ge was angry and funny when he saw him like this.

He stood up: "Good night."

Curry finally breathed a sigh of relief and was finally able to go to sleep.

When Doug and Curry were in their dreamland, a feverish duke storm was set off on the far side of the ocean.

The CCTV Sports Channel broadcasted the bench footage of the third game. Although they did not broadcast all the content, they selected several key points.

For example, the chat when going to the arena, the Knicks' triumph before the game, the low morale after getting into trouble, Doug's shouting to stabilize the army, and fight for rebounds again and again, and finally...the lore win!

The 20 hours of filming was condensed into 9 minutes.

And it was these 9 minutes that made domestic fans crazy.

Originally, they were very excited just by watching the game and very proud.

And when these first-perspective pictures were released, they were even more excited about it.

"True thigh!! True leader!! True trump card!! Real domineering!!"

"The aura exploded! The final lore was too special! This is definitely a milestone in the history of Chinese basketball. Doug is a player of another level. There is no disrespect for Yao Huang, but... Yao Huang is still too introverted in the NBA. He rarely takes over the team directly like Doug, and even does the job of the head coach and wins!!!"

"The king of lore is really not a joke! Doug is very handsome, and he can do it! The Celtics overturned the car at the last moment, and that lore made me kneel!!"

"In the past, the black players in the NBA seemed to have the kind of unruly and unruly tone. I didn't expect our Doug to tidy them up and obediently! Randolph even acted like a coquettish with Doug before the game. ...I really blinded my dog."

"In terms of leadership ability, among all Chinese players in history, Doug has one gear, and then two gaps... let's talk about other players."

"Doug's posture in picking up the tactical board is like General Fan in the football field. General Fan was also the captain in the Crystal Palace back then..."

"Can Fan Zhiyi compete with Dogby? Crystal Palace is not even a Premier League team. The NBA is the best basketball league in the world. Moreover, Doug alone brought the Knicks to the playoffs. He is the absolute core of the team. And it's going to be a black eight... I want to say that he is China's Jordan!!"

"It turns out that the life of NBA players is like this. There are so many content in NBA games. I really want to watch the full version..."

"Why is there no picture of Doug being kissed by a female model? That's the highlight of this game. Now the American entertainment industry is so troubled by this incident."

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The discussion of Chinese fans swept through Chinese websites like a tsunami. Almost everyone was applauding Du Ge's momentum to turn things around by himself. For them, Du Ge has even become a national pride!

But when these images are transmitted back to the United States via the Internet, everyone is concerned about another issue.

In the edited version of CCTV, Doug talked about the songs he had written at the beginning. He said that his favorite song was "JUST-The-Way-You-Are", and also said that this song was thinking about A girl’s head came out of ~lightnovelpub.net~ This message made the gossip fans who have been arguing about the duke girl more excited recently, and they couldn't wait to dig it. In the end, through the comparison of clues, it was confirmed that the girl was Jennifer Lawrence.

"I must go to New York, I must let him know, I'm still waiting for him!"

Jennifer Lawrence called her agent at 4 in the morning in Los Angeles, and she told him in a non-negotiable tone: "I will not go to the awards ceremony. For me, the Best Newcomer Award is far inferior to Snoopy. . Don’t tell me anything about the duke girl, I only know that I am his first love!"

With that, she hung up the phone.

She couldn't wait to rush to the airport. She was going to take the fastest flight to New York, and she was going to appear in the front of Madison Garden.

In fact, at the same time she started the action. Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have already taken the first step to New York.

And Selena Gomez also arrived in New York the night before.

As for Taylor Swift, who was originally in New York, she bought the seat behind the home team's bench two days in advance.

At the same time, the pirate master John Galliano has made a perfect jersey for Carly Klaus. Galliano assured her: "No matter how many people they come and how beautiful clothes they wear, as long as you show up, they will be darkened by you. You are the real duchess!!"

At the same time, gossip fans began to look forward to this game.

Because this is most likely a stage where all the duke girls compete in the same scene! !

No one would want to miss such a war of the century.

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