Half-elf Ranger

Chapter 368: The person who is about to be ruined

"I came here to find you." Thorne stared at Little Loli's expression and told the truth.

Communicating with good-aligned metal dragons is a very troublesome thing.

That's why these funny people like to give themselves constant "detection of lies" and "detection of thoughts" spells. If he lies, he is likely to directly eat pink and tender little fists.

These important tips were all told to him by the lord of Iron Horse Town who had experienced it himself.

As soon as he finished speaking, Thorne's panel appeared a series of Will checks for the "Detect Thought" spell.

Fortunately, for this simple prophecy spell, with his current will attribute, it is naturally easy to offset it.

Otherwise, wait until this Lolita dragon knows the true thoughts in his heart, and there is no **** left in the mouth of the dragon's breath.

"So you're not an idiot..." Little Loli laughed happily when she heard Thorne speak.

However, in Thorne's eyes, this smile always felt arrogant and domineering.

Then the little loli stared at him with bright emerald eyes, first blinked playfully, then tilted her head and said, "This half-elf doesn't seem to be lying to me, and... look Sounds like fun."

"Well... let's go." Little Loli waved her pink hand.

"Let's go?" Thorne was a little confused. He didn't understand what the other party was doing, so he looked at her pink face suspiciously.

"Yeah, didn't you come to play with me? Now that you are mine, of course I want to catch...I want to take you back to play." Little Loli greeted Thorne's puzzled eyes and said with a smile .

Looking at this little face with a hippie smile, Thorne was a little speechless. He was obviously so cute, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt that this expression was that of a kid who was more amused than a middle schooler. I couldn't help but want to go up and kick her.

It's clear that Thorne isn't a sister-in-law.

And he also very much agrees that all sister accusers are suspected of orthopedics.

Therefore, he never liked the naughty 'creature' like his sister!

Especially the little loli in front of me who is not afraid of the sky and earth.

However, when Thorne thought that the true identity of this little loli was an old dragon that had lived for hundreds of years, he felt a chill.

A hundred-year-old dragon pretending to be tender here, is it really stupid or fake, I am afraid that it is not true that he is so stupid that he is so stupid every day.

"What!? Don't you want to go? Then I'll take you back!" The arrogant little loli threw away the empty leather bag in her hand, and once again set her eyes on Thorne and waved Bai Shengsheng. The little fist, said playfully:

"My little toy, do you want to resist? Or do you resist? Or do you choose to resist desperately?"

After he finished speaking, he looked at him expectantly, that cute expression with a little eagerness and anticipation seemed to say to the ranger in front of him: You should resist quickly.

"Do I have a choice?" Thorne glanced at the little loli silently and said, "Let's go."

No matter what kind of dragon it is.

Whether it is a metal dragon or a five-color dragon, there is always something very annoying about them, that is, they are extremely arrogant and self-righteous, and they almost never consider the thoughts of other creatures.

Seeing the copper dragon in front of him, Thorne finally realized that the black dragon named Sigrid was actually quite good.

This is called no comparison, and you never know how big the gap between the two is.

In the current situation, if Thorne wants this loli dragon to talk to him, he has to make her suffer a little first, otherwise she will never take herself seriously, because he is in the eyes of these dragons, It's no different from an ant.

So the question is, do humans care about the feelings of an ant?

Obviously not.

But unfortunately, the current Thorne is not the opponent of this little loli at all.

But it is not that there is no chance, he is already thinking in his heart, as long as he enters the human lair built by the red copper dragon in the iron horse town, he will not be so afraid of her.

Because the space of the lair is very small for the real size of the copper dragon.

And these stingy guys will not risk the collapse of the nest, the damage to the treasure, and the destruction of the labyrinth that they carefully designed because of the provocation of a small ant to change back to the real dragon to deal with him.

After all, most of the copper dragon's favorite treasures are exquisite and sparkling artworks. If the lair really collapses due to transformation, it will be a sadder story than sadness for her.

"It's about the same." Little Loli nodded in agreement when she saw her toy, smiled smugly at him, and took the lead in walking towards the depths of the hall with a step she didn't recognize.

- "Detect traps!"

Looking at the back of Little Loli, Thorne kept an eye and immediately activated the Ring of Insight on his finger.

"Fuck!"

At the moment when the Ring of Insight was activated, Thorne looked at the distance of only ten meters, and finally couldn't help but let out a foul language.

At this moment, the ground in front of him, the surrounding walls, and even the ceiling all left traces of traps.

These traps range from the simplest stumbling ropes and mud pits to the most difficult magic traps, and there is simply no path to travel.

That is to say, as long as his front feet land on the ground, there will be a series of traps that are triggered one after another to drown him before his back feet are on the ground.

The only good thing is that these traps are of the low-harm, but highly insulting type.

- "Shadow Hand School (Stance Skill): Moth Dance!"

Thorne secretly wiped a cold sweat, and saw his thoughts move, his feet slowly left the ground, and then he held the holy emblem and walked slowly.

"That's how I got out of my labyrinth. It seems that the triggering conditions of the trap need to be improved." Little Lolita, who was walking at the forefront, noticed Thorne's every move, pouted her lips, and stretched out her pink little girl. The hand snapped a finger.

The empty hall was accompanied by a light sound, and more than a dozen hidden compartments on the walls on both sides were opened, followed by the 'humming' sound of countless wings vibrating.

Work in a while.

The overwhelming little poisonous bees all attacked towards Thorne who was walking slowly.

Looking at the dense number of little poisonous bees, Thorne's expression froze, and the moment the "Desert Fire" specialty was activated, the whole body was instantly enveloped by light orange fire.

The overwhelming little poisonous bees were like moths to a flame, and they were burned to ashes by the flames, and none of them were able to get close.

"..."

Little Loli looked at the snacks that were all burned to ashes by the half-elf, and stomped her feet angrily.

Suddenly, with the little Loli as the center, there were bursts of faint sounds from the ground. The wall on the left side of Thorne seemed to be affected, and all the hidden compartments were opened, revealing the bows that were already loaded.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Numerous crossbow arrows that were not equipped with arrows but were stained with various unknown liquids were all poured out.

——“Second Ring Divine Art: Wind Wall Art!”

Thorne waved his hand calmly, and a wind wall composed of roaring airflow appeared on his left side. These low-damage, highly insulting crossbows were all blocked and deflected by the wind wall.

The crisis was lifted, and Thorne quickly took this opportunity to speed up and came to the front of Little Loli.

"Wow! You look amazing! That way, I'll be able to play for a few more days."

Seeing Thorne come to him with an expressionless face, Little Loli looked very excited, her big emerald-like eyes began to roll around, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily evoked a wicked smile, as if it was brewing what an interesting thing.

"..." Thorne ignored her, but stood silently waiting for her to open the door.

"However, you have burned all my snacks for half a month, and you will look good later."

Little Lolita waved Bai Shengsheng's little fist demonstratively at Thorne, and saw that he was so frightened that her eyes shrank, she smiled proudly at him, and then kicked the door very arrogantly.

In the bright room, there are not all kinds of precious ores, exquisite works of art, gems, and sparkling gold coins as expected.

There is only a lot of worthless junk in it, such as blunted javelin heads, scattered animal fangs, severely dented helmets, rotten ropes, and so on.

In short, you'd be hard-pressed to find anything of value in this copper dragon's human lair.

Rao, a sharp-eyed ranger like Thorne, had only found a gold coin hidden in a broken boot.

Of course, this is not to say that the red copper dragon is a tattered one.

In fact, this is also one of the evil tastes of the red copper dragon.

They like to tease treasure hunters by placing some worthless junk in the most visible part of the lair so they can take their eyes off the real treasure.

Among all dragon species, the treasures of these copper dragons who are good at designing labyrinths are the most secret, so secret that sometimes they fall asleep and forget where they are hiding...

Thorne looked away from the **** and began to look elsewhere curiously.

When he saw the scene in front of him, his expression became rich.

He found that the lord of Iron Horse Town and several high-level personnel, including the wizard named Randall, were all honestly guarding here like good babies.

Moreover, they looked at the little loli with a very unnatural smile.

From this, it can be seen that these poor guys are afraid that they have all been ruined by the red copper dragon.

At this moment, the cold wizard was holding a plate in which was cooked crayfish, which seemed to sell well, much better than what he had in the tavern.

"Where's my snacks?" Little Loli said half-lying on her throne with a jump.

The wizard Randall, who was carrying the plate, twitched at the corner of his mouth, and immediately walked respectfully to Little Loli.

"Respected Lord of the Copper Dragon, this is my new stir-fried crayfish. It's not a good thing. Please enjoy it." Wizard Randall showed a very ugly smile and said to Little Lolita.

"Isn't it a good thing?" Little Lolita, who was half lying on the throne, was unhappy. She got up in a jiffy, looked at the wizard with a very displeased expression, and said angrily: "Little Ice Cube, you have no guts. Little ah, how dare you to perfunctory my mother with something that is not delicious."

"No, it's just a polite word. In fact, this is the most delicious crayfish in the whole Iron Horse Town, and after frying it, I deliberately sprinkled a lot of venom. This venom is from the venom of the vicious scorpion. It's refined, you'll know when you taste it."

The wizard Randall looked flustered and shivered with fright. The plate almost fell to the ground, and quickly explained to the angry little Loli.

"Really?" Little Lolita stared at him suspiciously, then stretched out her small hand and squeezed a lobster into her mouth, then crunched the shell of the lobster with her teeth and sucked the quilt. Venom-soaked black shrimp.

"Well, it tastes good." Little Loli licked her fingers and said while eating Xiaolong: "You don't have to tell me jokes in the future, you can just be responsible for this delicious crayfish."

"I am willing to serve you, esteemed copper dragon lord." The wizard Randall almost knelt down in excitement, and quickly bowed to thank him.

At this time, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. In order to prepare a venom that could not corrode the shrimp, he had to cook for many days and nights. It turned out that his efforts were not in vain.

In this case, he will no longer have to tell jokes about this scourge in the future.

Then he put the plate on Little Loli's table and stepped aside.

"Golden Retriever?" Little Loli wiped out the crayfish at a very fast speed, and then moved her expectant gaze to Hulme, the lord of Iron Horse Town, who was guarding the side, and said with a smile:

"I'm tired of listening to the dragon's adventure story about the third-rate dog's blood poisoning teenagers, pretending to slap Long Aotian in the face, tell me a few jokes, if you can laugh at me to death, you can inherit me of the entire legacy."

The lord of Iron Horse Town glanced at the half-elf ranger who was standing not far away and was interested in watching their performance, walked over with a very embarrassed look, and said respectfully to the little loli: "As you wish, esteemed lord of the copper dragon ."

"There is a fat man.... jumping down from the top of the mountain.... It turned out to be... a dead fat man!!" The lord of Iron Horse Town took a deep breath and told a cold joke to the arrogant little loli.

"I've become a dead fat man... Hahaha... It's so interesting..." Hearing Hulme's cold joke, Little Loli's cute little face was startled, and then she laughed excitedly.

Immediately afterwards, the others in Iron Horse Town also laughed awkwardly, catering to this arrogant little loli.

Obviously, if they didn't laugh along, the little loli would think that they didn't know how to appreciate jokes, and they were greeted with pink fists.

"It's so interesting, Golden Retriever, give me another one!" The excited little Loli once again cast her expectation on the lord of Iron Horse Town.

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"..."

Thorne silently looked at the unnatural laughter of everyone, secretly regretting why he was not tough when he asked the lord of Iron Horse Town for a reward.

He found that if these people continued like this, I'm afraid they would really be ruined by this wicked loli dragon...

"Malvasa, I hope your method really works." Thorne touched the communication stone on his chest and prayed inwardly.