Handbook of Laughing Girl

Chapter 53: First-rate director VS third-rate star

When Yu Xi got up the next day, she found herself rolling in a ball with Bai Yiqiao. Her feet were on Bai Yiqiao’s legs, and her arms were around Bai Yiqiao’s waist. Bai Yiqiao was also rude and hands too. Put it on her waist and sleep soundly.

Yu Xi raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, took Bai Yiqiao's hand off, and started to get up to wash.

Bai Yiqiao was awakened by the smell of the food. She sat on the bed dull for two minutes before wiping her face and waking up.

Bai Yiqiao went to the dining table to watch today's breakfast, small shrimp cakes with golden and crispy skin, and a plate of white and tender buns.

It smells very good.

Bai Yiqiao happily went to brush her teeth and wash her face. At this moment, she was very thankful that her mother and Yu Xi and her father were relatives. She couldn't be too happy, sharing the bed with the goddess, eating the food made by the goddess, and acting!

Bai Yiqiao took care of himself in the bathroom, the hair on his forehead was stained with water vapor and went out. At this moment, Yu Xi was already sitting at the dining table, drinking porridge gracefully.

"Cousin early."

Bai Yiqiao showed a big smile at Yu Xi.

"morning."

Yu Xi continued to drink porridge coldly. Today's sunny girl is still full of motivation.

This girl Bai Yiqiao didn't have deep scheming and was not even very clever. From the original works, she always acted as a provocation to make mistakes.

Why is it that behind the girl who sits in front of her and smiles brightly, she turns into an unruly woman who leans on her body.

How was it changed?

Because it's just a supporting role, the original book doesn't write too much about the background of his life experience.

Something must have changed her.

"Cousin...Why are you staring at me..."

Bai Yiqiao blinked.

Yu Xi reacted. It turned out that it was too rude to have been staring at her just now. As soon as Yu Xi was about to apologize, he heard Bai Yiqiao's words.

"Oh, I'm so ashamed."

Bai Yiqiao's face was rippling and even more like an orchid finger.

Yu Xi: ...spicy eyes.

Bai Yiqiao enjoyed the sensation of the sticky rice grains sliding on the taste buds. He picked up a small shrimp cake and took a bite of the shrimp meat. The small buns were purple sweet potato buns and custard buns, and the porridge was tasteless white porridge. So happy!

In fact, sometimes don't live so complicated. Life is still very beautiful. It is also very happy to eat ordinary delicacies on a table with the goddess.

"Recite lines."

Yu Xi wiped her mouth with a tissue.

"Oh."

Life is still so cruel, and all the good things are hallucinations.

After Yu Xi washed the dishes and chopsticks, he went into the study. Bai Yiqiao continued to memorize the lines while holding the script.

A few days later, Bai Yiqiao stood in front of Yu Xi tremblingly.

"Back?"

"I've memorized it, but I'm not sure if I will forget it later, but I will definitely keep watching to deepen my memory and I won't let myself forget the words!"

Bai Yiqiao said with no confidence, if you can, please let her remember!

"Well, let's play the opening scene, you only need to say two lines."

Yu Xiang raised his chin.

Bai Yiqiao immediately recalled the content of the script.

That scene was about a man who was dumped by Chen Mengxi and was unwilling to go back to entangle and avenge Chen Mengqian. Shan Yunshan put a sack in the alley and threw it into the alley for ‘education’.

If it is turned into a novel, then it is the following text.

Shan Yunshan stood in the messy alley, lit a cigarette with trembling fingers, and closed her eyes.

"beat."

How many is this... Why doesn't it stop...

The man's wailing was distorted into a stern tone at night by the sound of the wind, Shan Yunshan shook the soot, her eyes were inexplicably dead, and her hoarse voice was like a low sigh.

"Leave her."

After Bai Yiqiao recalled, he felt a little nervous thinking that he was going to act.

Bai Yiqiao was now in the living room, closed his eyes, and Yu Xi sat on the sofa, watching her acting with scrutiny eyes.

Bai Yiqiao opened his eyes and looked at Yu Xi.

"Cousin, do you have a cigarette? I, I, I want to use cigarettes to find feeling..."

After talking about Bai Yiqiao, the whole person is not good again. How could there be cigarettes in the goddess' house? There is no such thing as an ashtray in the house. The goddess' fingers are white and they don't seem to smoke cigarettes.

To her surprise, after a while of silence, Yu Xi got up and walked to the room with sundries.

A few minutes later, Yu Xi came out with a box of ladies' cigarette lighters.

"Cousin, you still smoke!"

Bai Yiqiao cried.

"I used to smoke and play."

Yu Xi opened the cigarette box and handed one to Bai Yiqiao.

Bai Yiqiao subconsciously felt that there must be some story, but it must be very bad to say it, and he was confused and happily passed it on the surface.

How could the goddess have no story? Hahahaha.

Bai Yiqiao took the cigarette, unskilledly sandwiched between his fingers, and after repeating the movements three or four times, he began to perform.

Bai Yiqiao's fingers trembled a little, but her back was straight. She bit the cigarette in her mouth and looked at the coffee table with cold and weird eyes.

Bai Yiqiao kept changing scenes, turning Chen Mengxi in his mind into Yu Xi's appearance.

The goddess was entangled by a man, and now she is a thug, who wants to teach the kid in front of her.

Bai Yiqiao blessed herself with a halo, she is the boss of the underworld! but! She is not an ordinary boss! She still has a little Virgin!

The story of the script was completely distorted in Bai Yiqiao's mind and could not be looked at directly.

Bai Yiqiao stared at the coffee table, yes, this ghost wanted to defile the goddess, but it was a weak thing, and she felt a little sympathetic.

"beat."

Bai Yiqiao shook the cigarette in his hand, pretending that the ashes fell.

Bai Yiqiao took a sip of the cigarette and pretended to spit out the mist.

"Leave her."

It's over! !

Yu Xi didn't know the activities in Bai Yiqiao's mind, but she was really surprised by Bai Yiqiao's progress.

The slender girl is holding a cigarette and wearing a dress with cartoon characters on her knees. She looks at the coffee table as if she is actually looking at a person.

Although it's not impeccable, it's pretty good.

"Yes, great progress."

Yu Xi has always praised.

"Thank you cousin!"

Bai Yiqiao happily sat on the sofa.

"This cigarette?"

Bai Yiqiao held the cigarette with a pleased expression.

"I'll teach you how to pose."

Yu Xi took the cigarette and picked up the lighter on the table again.

"I'm optimistic."

Yu Xi skillfully lit the cigarette, sandwiching the cigarette between her fingers, acting neatly and handsomely, her fingers were thin and white, and the dark red cigarette paper revealed a different sense of temptation.

"Do you smoke?"

Yu Xi looked up at Bai Yiqiao.

"will not."

Bai Yiqiao, who is still a good baby, shook his head.

"Then don't meet."

Yu Xi took a sip of a cigarette, spitting out smoke from his pale lips.

"why?"

"Because it is bitter."

Bai Yiqiao stared at Yu Xi blankly, at the cigarettes Yu Xi was holding, his vomiting posture, faint lips, white smoke, as if he was thinking of something, and as if he didn't think of anything, and couldn't remember anything. But she remembered the way the man smoked.

When the goddess smokes, she looks a little lonely.

But... the aura is very full!

Perfect!

Hey...that cigarette...just seems to have been bitten in her mouth...twice...

Oh oh oh oh oh indirect kissing! !

The goddess ate her saliva!

eat! NS! she! mouth! water!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah now I should run 800 meters or do a math paper to calm down! What the **** are these!

The horse is galloping through the grass and mud in the heart, but the surface is still motionless.

Bai Yiqiao calmly looked at Yu Xi who was smoking, focusing on the place where his lips touched the mouth of the cigarette. Yu Xi’s lip color was always very light, a faint pink, and it must be soft to the touch. Is it hot or cold...

Thinking seems to run in a weird direction, Bai Yiqiao quickly pulled it back, suddenly feeling inexplicably shy.

Oops, I'm so ashamed! The goddess and others kissed indirectly, although it is a pity not to eat the goddess saliva by herself, the goddess seems to have not found it yet, oh oh oh the goddess has put out the cigarette, the coffee table is simply too honored, it was actually used by the goddess as a temporary ashtray!

Coffee table: ...otherwise you come?

Yu Xi went to the sink on the balcony to wash his hands and wrung the rag back.

Wipe the glass coffee table clean, and then wash the cloth. Yu Xi sat back next to Bai Yiqiao.

"Sorry, I just wanted to teach you..."

"It's okay, it's okay, I was also watching and learning just now."

Bai Yiqiao said quickly.

"When filming, you only need to take two mouthfuls. You can familiarize yourself with it. People who haven't smoked can easily get choked on the first time, but don't smoke too much. That's not a good thing."

"Yeah, I know, then I'll use these to practice."

Bai Yiqiao picked up the black cigarette case on the table and shook it at Yu Xi.

"Well, you try it first."

Yu Xi motioned to Bai Yiqiao to take out one to try.

"good."

Bai Yiqiao thought about Yu Xi's actions just now, took a cigarette and started to follow suit.

The hand was shaking in the action of lighting the cigarette, because for the first time, Shan Yunshan's hand was shaking because of her heart fluctuations, but the two can be consistent to a certain extent.

The action was not handsome at all and it lit the fire, Bai Yiqiao put it to his mouth very pretentiously, took a deep breath, and then... choked to death.

Bai Yiqiao kept coughing, and white smoke came out of his nose and mouth, looking very embarrassed.

"How did you take such a big mouthful for the first time, is it okay?"

Yu Xi patted Bai Yiqiao on the back.

"Ahem, I don't know, it feels good or not."

Bai Yiqiao's face was all wrinkled together, and it was so uncomfortable to be choked, the feeling that smoke entered the lungs, smoke was really not a good thing!

"Small sucking."

Yu Xi was instructing Bai Yiqiao, feeling weird in her heart, teaching a girl to smoke, this feeling is so strange.

Bai Yiqiao nodded and began to **** and vomit.

After repeated several times, Bai Yiqiao was already decent.

Yu Xi took the cigarette in Bai Yiqiao's hand, wiped it out on the glass coffee table, and threw it into the trash can.

"It's okay if you will, don't smoke."

"Oh oh."

Bai Yiqiao, who had just experienced the magical feeling, nodded obediently.