What is it like to play football with a Wu Sheng?

The answer is - can't kick.

What extraordinary, breakthrough, defense, all do not exist.

He Xie touched the ball 31 times in total, resulting in 31 goals, all with one shot.

This result was unexpected even by Ma Daxiang, who knew He Xie was very good.

He hugged the other coach who was crying bitterly and said with a tangled expression: "Hey, this little He has deprived me of the joy that football brought me."

The other coach cried even more sadly.

Because the opposing player gave up the game, the ball was completely over after only 41 minutes of kicking.

In the stands, Boss Jin looked suspicious of life.

I just...was watching a ball game?

"Mr. Jin, what should we do next?"

The subordinate's question brought him back to his senses. After all, he had seen the wind and waves. Boss Jin quickly calmed down and said, "No matter which forward, we have seen everything we want to see. He has little influence on us. Qian Are you ready?"

"After contacting the four banks, you can send money into the warehouse at any time, with a total of tens of billions!"

"Okay, go have a look, and then we can contact Wang Duoyu." Boss Jin watched Wang Duoyu, He Xie and the others walk into the player tunnel talking and laughing, and suddenly smiled, "I can hand in a capable person Friends, this is also a skill, isn't it? Extra points!"

"I want to ride the wind back home, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold..."

In the locker room, He Xie sighed with emotion.

"Call..."

The players roared.

"Old He, the earth can no longer hold you, go to heaven!"

"That is, you said that playing football with you, there is no chance for us to perform. Isn't this a pain?"

"I know now why we changed our name to the Cosmos team, Earthlings, who can do this? It's 31-0 at half-time, it's too bullying! It's cruel!"

"Lao He is our team's nuclear strike! Coach, I can't let Lao He play in the future."

"that is!"

The players were all excited, and Ma Daxiang couldn't close his mouth, and announced on the spot: "Tonight, there is a big food stall in the wind, I will treat you, eat and drink enough, you won't go home if you don't get drunk!"

"Ow!"

The scene suddenly became a sea of ​​joy.

When leaving the gym, someone came to He Xie to sign an autograph, but the teammates were envious.

The Daxiang team is just the bottom of the C-level team. When has it been so beautiful?

Although He Xie was the only one in the limelight, they also followed suit.

After finally getting out of the gym, He Xie drove Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang to the bath center, planning to do a small health care program.

"Brother, old He, I will call you brother in the future, you are too good!" Zhuang Qiang was still excited, "Brother, can you teach me? Just your 100% shooting technique, Even if Ronaldo Kaka Beckham is reincarnated, you can't even compare to you!"

Wang Duoyu looked at him speechlessly: "Can you speak? These three people are not dead yet, what is rebirth?"

"With my brother playing at the stadium, what's the difference between them and dead?" Zhuang Qiang snorted, "Is it my brother?"

"It's useless no matter how much you flatter yourself." He Xie chuckled, "You can't learn this one from me."

"I don't want to be able to learn everything, I can have one-tenth of your level, and that's enough for me!" Zhuang Qiang said, "Brother, just teach me!"

"Damn it!" Wang Duoyu's eyes widened in horror, "Zhuang Qiang, why are you so coquettish? Who are you disgusting? These are all my own, familiar buddies, don't bring such viciousness!"

"Disgusting!" Zhuang Qiang intensified, and raised his orchid fingers with a wink.

He Xie couldn't take it anymore: "Zhuang Qiang, get out of the car first, you are so disgusting."

"Joke, joke, don't take it to heart!" Zhuang Qiang hurriedly laughed.

"Old He," Wang Duoyu looked at He Xie, "seriously, your shot doesn't seem like a normal person can practice it. If a normal person can practice it like you, the rules on the court are all decorations. Well, football is long overdue to do away with farts."

"That's right, my brother is definitely the big devil on the court! The rule breaker!" Zhuang Qiang agreed immediately, "I stood on the court for more than 40 minutes today and didn't touch the ball at all, hey, I still won! Who to talk to?"

"Don't you really have any special abilities, martial arts or something?" Wang Duoyu stared at He Xie with bright eyes.

"I only tell you two, you can't talk nonsense outside." He Xie suddenly looked serious.

The two suddenly became nervous.

"Old He, sometimes I can't even pry my mouth open, you have a hundred hearts!" Wang Duoyu said seriously.

"I swear to God, if I say it, I will be a dog!" Zhuang Qiang also said righteously.

"Does the dog provoke you?" Wang Duoyu squinted at him.

"Hey Duoyu...you're going too far, familiar buddy..."

He Xie smiled and said: "Actually, as long as you think about it, you can think of it, I opened a time and space shuttle research center for no reason, am I crazy?"

The two instantly widened their eyes.

"Damn it!" Wang Duoyu said.

"Fuck." Zhuang Qiang's eyes almost popped out.

"Old He, are you not sick?" Wang Duoyu asked.

"Brother, your brain is not broken!" Zhuang Qiang said in shock~lightnovelpub.net~ He Xie threw the car and stopped: "You two get out of the car!"

The two looked at each other, hugged He Xie's arm tacitly, and shouted together, "Brother! My brother..."

"Death!" He Xie cursed.

"We're not going anywhere!" they both shouted in unison again.

"Brother, you are our noble man!" Wang Duoyu held He Xie's arm and did not let go.

"Oops... ah..."

Suddenly, an exaggerated shout came from the front, and a tall and thin man suddenly threw a basket of vegetable leaves on the ground, then fell to the ground gorgeously, and threw himself in front of the front of the car.

The three of them looked together.

"Why is this person kneeling here?" Zhuang Qiang said blankly, "Kneeling people?"

"Touching porcelain!" Wang Duoyu said speechlessly. He rolled down the car window and shouted to the tall and thin man, "Fuck off! There's a dash cam in the car!"

Hearing this, the tall and thin man got up and ran to the driver's seat to take a look, and said disdainfully: "Who is it? It's obviously not pretending! Just bragging!"

After he finished speaking, he ran to the front of the car again, and with an ecstatic "ah" sound, the original was stuck there.

"This is a lantern in the toilet, looking for shit!" He Xie sighed, and was about to open the door to get out of the car, but was grabbed by Wang Duoyu.

"Brother, do you still have to go out for such trivial matters? You said, how good is it to do more research on the time and space shuttle? It's not worthwhile to delay the progress of science and technology for all mankind for this kind of person, right?" Wang Duoyu Straightforward.

"That's right, what's the use of a bull's knife to kill a chicken?" Zhuang Qiang also said, "Look at us, make sure to handle it clearly, brother, just sit down!"