Heavens: Be a New Man

~: Extravagant Balala Little Magic Fairy an

It has nothing to do with the main storyline, Bojun is happy, the new volume will be released tomorrow. The following text:

"Chenghan International Primary School..." He Xie looked at the surrounding environment blankly, "Is this the so-called upper bound?"

He is now standing in the playground of an elementary school, and he suddenly appeared, immediately attracting the attention of a group of children playing on the playground.

"Look at that person, so strange!"

"He's not a teacher in the school. Isn't this place where adults outside are not allowed in?"

"Is it a bad boy who steals children?"

"Ah? A kid-stealing villain! It's scary!"

"Go and tell the teacher!"

"…"

He Xie heard the quiet whispers of these children, turned his head and glanced blankly, turned and walked out the door.

The top priority is to figure out what kind of world this is first, he is not in the mood to deal with a group of bear children here.

"Not good! The bad guys are going to run!"

"He must have done something bad, what should I do?"

"Can't let him go!"

"Nervous children are more joyful." He Xie curled his lips, and didn't bother to pay attention to them.

"Maggie! Miyuki! There are bad guys!"

A little fat man was screaming.

"What what? Where are the bad guys?"

As soon as the little fat man finished speaking, two little girls ran out. The two looked very similar. They looked like sisters at first glance. Along with them, there was another older girl.

"Miss Lan, you're here too!" The little fat man shouted excitedly, pointing to He Xie's side, "The bad guy is there, stop him!"

The three women looked this way, and immediately shouted at the same time, "Stop!"

He Xieli made no sense and continued to move forward.

Seeing this as Miss Lan, she suddenly took out a fancy stick from her pocket, pointed at He Xie, and shouted, "Balala energy, Tarana, stop!"

call out!

A wave of light shot straight at He Xie at an extremely fast speed.

what the hell?

He Xie's eyes widened, and when he turned back, he pointed out an invisible sword qi, which immediately wiped out the light wave.

He felt a little numb in his scalp, turned around incredulously, and looked up and down the three girls whose mouths were all in an O shape not far away. Could they be legendary...

What the fuck?

"Not good! He knows black magic, he's really a bad guy!" Xiao Lan was the first to react, her face changed greatly and she cried out.

"No, stop!" He Xie reached out and wanted to explain.

But his action made the three girls jump like frightened rabbits.

"We can't let him stop us, Maggie Meixue!" Xiao Lan shouted, and the three girls jumped back together, fifty centimeters away.

"…"

He Xie's eyes widened again, so what's the point of the three of you jumping?

The next second, Maggie Meixue quickly took out two things from their schoolbags. One looked like a plastic toy flute and the other looked like a plastic toy piano. It looked like Xiaolan's stick. bells and whistles.

What is this for?

"Wait!" he called hastily, "I..."

"Balala energy, Ukalaka, Xiao Moxian's whole body transforms, transforms!"

The three girls moved in unison, pressing one hand on the necklace that looked like a plastic on their chest, and the other hand pointed upward to the right, as if they were about to take off, and then shouted slogans in unison.

Or a spell?

"Damn it, you guys just wait and change!" He Xie is almost one big and two big.

He put his hand on his forehead and watched the three little girls who were originally dressed as elementary school students begin to hover in the air and circle in a circle, stretching their arms and doing all kinds of cute and cute movements, and then they really transformed.

It's really changed.

That little blue, turning around, has a yellow war skirt on his body, which looks like the material of PVC sewer pipes, and his hair has also turned into yellow hair.

So why isn't she called Xiao Huang?

Maggie turned into a pink battle dress all over her body, it looked like she was wrapped in a wall cloth, and her hair was pink.

Miyuki made a blue battle dress all over her body, and this became a little more normal—traditional plastic.

It looked like a joke, but He Xie could feel the huge energy contained in the three of them.

"No, little girl..." He Xie tried to communicate.

"Who's the little girl!" Miyue stepped forward and shouted, "We're the little magic fairy Balala!"

"Okay, pull Baba little devil." He Xie nodded, "I..."

"What the hell! You bad guy, dare to humiliate us!" Maggie's eyes widened, "We want to represent justice and destroy you!"

"Damn, slip of the tongue!" He Xie waved his hand helplessly, "You guys are so ridiculous..."

"Dare to say that?" Xiaolan stepped forward and pointed at He Xie, "You rascal, I will let you go back and forth today!"

"Your sister!" He Xie went crazy, "You three are crazy!"

"Hey, let me give you some color, and see if you dare to curse!" Xiaolan snorted coldly and took a step forward, first doing a stretching movement, then a jumping movement, and finally turning three times. At one hundred and sixty degrees, he pointed the stick in his hand to He Xie, and said coquettishly, "Balala energy, Dorado, bubble magic!"

hum!

A huge purple bubble flew towards He Xie.

"…"

He Xie pierced it with a blank expression.

"Wow, that's amazing!" The three girls shouted in unison, opening their mouths into an O shape again.

"Come on together!" Maggie yelled.

The three girls jumped forward in unison, jumping 30 centimeters high and 60 centimeters away.

Then the three of them kicked their legs together, and then moved sideways. They pointed the bells and whistles in their hands to He Xie, and shouted in unison, "Bala la energy, La Bala..."

"Pull the wool!" He Xie couldn't take it any longer, turned around and performed light work and left, disappearing in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.

"It's crazy! I'm hidden, can't I hide if I can't be provoked?"

His slightly annoyed voice could be heard faintly in the void.

"Huh, what about people?" Maggie asked strangely.

"Oh, what a pity, he ran away!" Miyue shook her head regretfully.

"Little Moxian saved us again, everyone cheers!" Fatty Xiaolong suddenly raised his arms and shouted.

Immediately, there was a happy and peaceful atmosphere in the campus.

He Xie left the school, circled around the city, and found a computer to understand the history of the world, and finally despaired.

This is still a fusion world!

The key is that you can integrate it well, it is still more thunderous.

I came up so high, you want me to see this?

Fail, so fail!

This world can't wait, withdraw!

He Xie has the intention to go, and the intention to retreat is firm.

He doesn't understand the world of children.

Just as he was about to leave, suddenly, four little girls fell from the sky and stopped in front of him.

"No..." He Xie covered her face in pain. "Is Broken Void destined to suffer such pain?"

"Hmph, there is news from Demon Immortal Castle that there is a bad guy, I think it's you, right!" A girl jumped out, with one hand on her hip, the other pointed at He Xie, her cheeks puffed out and a fierce expression.

He Xie waved his hand weakly: "Sign up."

"You don't even know the famous dancer!" The four of them exclaimed in disbelief.

God knows why they say so in unison...

"Hey, then you just listen!"

A girl wearing denim hot pants and white short sleeves stood up, suddenly jumped up, and said as she jumped: "Duomitian girl loves dazzling light!"

Another little girl in green pants jumped up and down: "Fasu Tiannv Moon Magneto Light!"

He Xie was dumbfounded, and only felt that his inner qi was running wild, and there was a faint sign of going crazy.

"Hey, hey, talk well, don't you jump?" His tone was trembling.

No one pays attention to him.

The third little girl also jumped up: "Lati Tiannv Can Xingmang!"

Then came the fourth: "Rui Shantian Girl Snow Crystal Cream!"

Then the four girls turned in a circle in unison, each posing in a cute pose, and shouting in unison, "Invincible!"

He Xie's eyes were dull, and his legs were shaking.

What's more, the rhyme is still on, you say it's not annoying.

"Farewell!" He Xie clenched his fists hard and was about to leave!

"Hmph, want to leave? It's not that easy! Look at me, Duomi, you!" Duomi Tiannv turned her fist and pointed at He Xie proudly.

Fasu Tiannu suddenly played a trick and pushed forward: "Come to meet Fasu of the Moon!"

"Let Lati give you glory again!" Lati squatted down and made a superhuman pose.

"Finally, there is also the influence of Rui Shantian's love!" Rui Shantian squatted slightly with her legs staggered, and made a love in front of her chest.

"Pfft!" He Xie spurted out a mouthful of blood.

"I'll go first, you can do whatever you want." He Xie turned around and ran.

"Chase!"

The four goddesses Qi Qijiao drank and immediately chased after them.

To He Xie's helplessness and surprise, he couldn't escape.

These four girls can fly!

After running hundreds of kilometers, the four girls were still in hot pursuit.

He Xie is also angry.

"I won't kill you because you are little brats!" He Xie stopped and shouted angrily, "Don't think you are loli and be afraid of you! What kind of dancing girl? It's a mess! I warn you, don't push people too much! "

"Don't talk nonsense with him!"

"Dazzling dance method, dance method goddess, transform!" The four of them shouted in unison, circling in the same pose.

"Again!" He Xie grabbed his hair frantically.

"Now, let's see who is the best of us!" The fourth brother and the goddess who transformed into giggled in unison.

Then…

They jumped up.

This is a dance between radio gymnastics and square dancing, which contains postmodern thinking and exploration of Maltracoff's formula.

As they danced, they shouted out V587's names such as "Dazzling Soundwave", "Moonlight Mambo", "Seven Star Aurora Flash" and "Snow Crystal Flash Hail".

He Xie: "╮()╭"

They danced for a full minute, and finally shouted "Shining!"

Qi Qi hit He Xie with four light waves.

boom!

He Xie smashed into pieces with a punch and shouted frantically, "I can't take it anymore!"

In this broken world, he doesn't want to stay any longer for a second!

"Ah? It's so powerful!" The four girls turned pale, looked at each other with firm eyes: "It seems that I can only go to the stage, and use love to influence him!"

"Yeah!" The four nodded in unison.

Heaven stage?

What the hell?

"Moonlight Dance, Heavenly Stage, open!" The four girls shouted as they danced in unison. The next moment, He Xie felt the scene change and suddenly came to a place similar to a children's paradise.

"No, no, don't dance!" He Xie's eyes widened in horror and hurriedly waved his hands and begged, "Everything can be discussed, don't dance, don't wow..."

But, it's all too late.

Accompanied by cheerful music. The four goddesses began to jump, pouting at He Xie while jumping, clenching small fists, blinking, or twisting their butts.

In short, it's all kinds of cuteness.

He Xie was stunned.

Then they sang.

"Ha, we are, the Dancing Girl Team! Na, na na! Never back down in the face of evil forces, na, na na na..."

"Pfft!" He Xie spewed out a mouthful of blood, and slumped on the ground with a "Pfft" sound, his face bloodless.

"Why nah nah?" he murmured, his eyes full of sadness, "why do you dance when you don't agree?"

"What did I do wrong? Why? Why should I suffer?"

He swore that if he had known this was the result, he would never have chosen to shatter the void in this world.

In this world, he doesn't want to stay for even a minute, a second, even for a moment!

He swears he will never...

no way…

Do not…

Um?

Five minutes later, He Xie: (o°ω°O)

On the stage, Fasu Tiannv in green clothes was dancing and singing happily: "Wan, Rabbit, Sirui, that's enough! Happy and happy, every breath makes a good mood, and it will never expire..."

hmm~~~~

He Xie holds his cheeks with both hands: (^^●

Still kind of interesting.

or…

Go after reading it?

Ten years later.

He Xie happily flew to a garden villa from the sky, and before entering the door, he shouted: "Green lady! Green lady! Uncle He is here to see you!"

Squeak.

The door opened, and the Fasu Tiannv jumped out, with her hands on her hips, and pouted: "Uncle stinky, don't call me a green lady, it's ugly!"

The milk is fierce and the milk is fierce.

"Hehe, Mrs. Green, what kind of dance are you bringing to Uncle He today?" He Xie asked gently with a kind expression on his face.

"Humph!" Fasu Tiannu raised her chin proudly, "Uncle Smelly, now you are not only stinky, but also a little clown, so I don't want to dance for you."

"Hey, you little bastard!" He Xie glared deliberately.

"You..." Fasu Tiannv's eyes widened, her eyes were steaming, "How dare you say that you are a little bunny."

"Yeah~~~" She twisted her little body coquettishly, "It's obviously a cute little bunny, little bunny!"

She puffed out her cheeks and widened her eyes, clenched her small fists on top of her head as ears, and shook her head at He Xie with a smile: "Little bunny, little bunny!"

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It's been ten years!

He Xie has waited ten years!

Do you know how he spent the past ten years?

do you know!

He Xie suddenly hated this world~lightnovelpub.net~Why is the little girl always-long-not-big!

Why?

Why does this broken world have a setting of anti-human, anti-social, anti-moral and anti-civilization that will never grow up?

Such a cute loli!

But a pair of A's, I can't afford it...

I am so hard.

I am so hard!

Oh my god!

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