Hero of the Penalty Area
v3 Chapter 27: The hero is sluggish, can he still shoot
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Chapter 27 The hero is sluggish, can he still shoot? (The first update of the outbreak, please guarantee the monthly pass!)
Now everyone understood why Chen Yingxiong seemed to fall to the ground without much physical contact, and it would be so painful.
Men are often strong, but no matter how strong they are, they also have fatal weaknesses, which are forbidden areas that must not be touched. It's not a soft, delicate, delicate and sensitive heart, but...their birds and eggs.
"Hahahaha..." Some of the commentators laughed heartlessly. Although it was really painful to catch Chen Yingxiong, it was too joyous in the eyes of others...
In football matches, there are a lot of hand movements, and there are also cases of pulling out pants in a scramble. But it’s not common to grab someone’s ball and force the opponent to lose possession of the ball.
Think about the flop gesture made by Papasta Sopoulos just now, it's really amazingly thick-skinned.
"How could this be a diving!" Liu Jianhong was indignant. "Who was caught...Uh, there will lose his balance and fall down?! This action is too bad! At the very least, a yellow card should be given!"
Just when the commentators were either gloating, watching jokes, or angry, Chen Yingxiong was repeating the action of squatting down and jumping up on the sidelines.
"I'll tell you that your method is useless. I can do this..." While sitting like this, Chen Yingxiong said to the team doctor Alfonso de Nicola (alfonso_de_nicola) next to him.
Everyone who plays football has a similar experience to being hit in the vital part, so the native method is naturally very popular. That is to jump up and shake vigorously, then squat down, stand up, and do this several times.
As for whether it is really effective and what scientific basis is there, Chen Yingxiong is not clear.
Papasta Sopoulos caught really cruelly. I don't know if he was deliberate, or he wanted to maintain his balance. He caught it by accident in a panic...
But the result was the same, which brought great trauma to Chen Yingxiong's body and mind!
So far, it was stinging and stinging, making him afraid of something wrong with his baby.
The thought of this made him furious, his eyes fixed on the Papasta Sopoulos.
Now he knows why Cassano said that Papastasopoulos was dirty when playing football-Nima, it's not dirty, I really don't know what is dirty!
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Chen Yingxiong tossed up and down for a long time before he felt that the pain in his lower abdomen no longer felt so painful. However, he still felt a little numb, and he was worried that he would not do so, but the current situation does not allow him to take off his pants and examine and play in public here to see if the thing can be hardened.
He has been on the sidelines for several minutes. During this time, the teammates on the court have been playing ten to eleven, playing more with less. This is the home court of Genoa again. The whole Genoa team took the aphrodisiac today and rushed from the first minute of the game, which caused Naples to suffer.
Now there is one less player, and if you delay any longer, I'm afraid I will be behind when I play.
So he forced himself to worry about the baby, and he raised his hand to indicate that he was ready to play.
The referee hooked the hook, and Chen Yingxiong strode onto the court.
But he just ran for two steps, his posture became crooked-when running, the **** will jump up and down in the crotch, this bump...then it hurts! !
Chen Yingxiong became more worried about his own egg, and didn't dare to run hard.
He was so worried about his **** that he forgot to deal with the "enemy" Papasta Sopoulos
As a result, the first half was extremely embarrassing for Chen Yingxiong.
Almost every commentator would comment on his performance in the first half: "Chen Yingxiong is like a sleepwalker! Since that injury, he suddenly appeared shy!"
Papastasopoulos was the most proud person in the first half because he successfully froze Chen Yingxiong. The existence that was described by the media as terrifying as a giant bear is as meek as a sheep in front of him.
Of course he knows why the other party is so weak, because he caught someone’s bastard...
However, defense is unscrupulous, and fouls are not hesitating. The central defender must stop the opponent's attack as the first priority. To be consequentialism.
As a result, he successfully froze Chen Yingxiong for forty-five minutes by relying on the "Egg Claw Hand" once.
He is so proud that he is even considering whether to carry forward this trick-poor Messi...
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"Hernan Crespo——!!! Beautiful header! This is Genoa's second goal in half of the game! They lead Naples 2-0 at their home court! For the Genoa players , This is indeed a battle for revenge! This score may make them feel relieved-but no matter how many goals they win in today's game, it cannot change that they can only play in the UEFA Cup, while Naples play in the Champions League. The facts..."
"Napoli’s performance in the away game was terrible. Mazzari seemed to underestimate the fighting spirit of the Genoa players. The whole team seemed passive from the beginning of the game... At the same time, the team’s main striker Chen Yingxiong has been taken by Papasta Sopolos After hitting the crotch, it was like a sleepwalking, completely losing its former prestige, which also greatly affected the team's offense..."
Chen Yingxiong's performance was sluggish, and Naples' offense was affected. In addition, the team was not well prepared, so Genoa scored twice in the first half.
This game has lost its suspense...
The more than 6,000 Naples fans who followed the team could only watch the Genoese players and fans celebrate the goal together. There was really no way at all.
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When Chen Yingxiong walked off the court, he looked a little dejected. He lowered his head in a very depressed mood. Seems to be ashamed of his poor performance in the first half.
The Genoese fans in the stands made bursts of laughter and booing to laugh at Chen Yingxiong's extremely weak performance after being caught by Papasta Sopoulos, as if he was really a coward... …
"Oh oh oh oh! Someone has lost the egg!!"
"The eggless coward!"
"The egg is broken, and the heart is broken! Oh la la!"
These fans kept shouting and singing in the stands, humiliating Chen Yingxiong.
This kind of thing sounds a bit angry to other Naples players-so humiliating, it is really deceiving!
But this is at home. They are not happy and can only endure it. They can't really rush to the edge of the stands and have a fight with the enthusiastic fans.
Looking at Chen Yingxiong's dejected look, they all shook their heads and sighed.
Friends were going to comfort him, but as soon as he entered the dressing room, Chen Yingxiong shut himself in the simple bathroom.
A group of people looked at each other.
"I said, the hero won't be really hit by those fans, right?"
"It's not like it. At our home stadium, so many fans booed him before, and I never saw him so frustrated..."
"It's different this time, where he...well, wasn't he caught?"
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Teammates whispered in the locker room, guessing about Chen Yingxiong's situation.
Cassano bluffed carelessly: "Look, I said the opponent is dirty playing football, he still doesn't believe it!"
Someone glared at him: "Antonio, just say a few words at this time."
Cassano smiled, it looked like he was gloating, but it was really hateful. However, that is just because others don't understand him...
When the Naples players were worried about the team's lagging behind in the first half and Chen Yingxiong's inexplicable sluggish performance, the bathroom door creaked open.
Everyone seemed to be electrocuted, and at the same time they turned their heads up and cast their gazes there.
Just stand Chen Yingxiong with his hands on his hips, his belly arched forward, standing at the door, raising his head and laughing: "Hahahahahaha!"
Just as the monk Zhang Er was scratching his head, everyone's eyes were drawn by his belly arched forward... the bottom attracted attention.
There was standing proudly there, putting Chen Yingxiong's shorts into a big tent!
"I'm fine here! Ahahahaha!"
Someone was holding a water bottle and pouring water into their mouths. Hearing this excited shout from Chen Yingxiong, water spurted out of their mouths and nostrils...
The room was shocked, only Cassano laughed with him.
Sure enough, the world of ***, only *** can understand...
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During the intermission, the Italian TV station asked the guests to do an analysis of the first half of the game, and also gave an outlook for the second half.
Almost everyone mentioned Chen Yingxiong's improper performance.
As for the reason...
"I think it is because after Chen Yingxiong was caught there by Papastasopoulos, he was a little afraid of the other party..." an expert said.
"It's impossible, Chen Yingxiong is not the kind of player who is afraid of people! We can often see him taking the risk of being tackled to shoot!" Another expert retorted fiercely.
"What are you afraid of shoveling a leg? I'm not afraid of shoveling a leg. If the leg is broken, I can connect it. Aren't you afraid of being caught by someone?" the first expert questioned.
"Uh..." The second person stopped speaking immediately.
After eliminating dissidents, the first expert continued to talk: "So, it is clear that Yingxiong Chen has a sense of fear for Papasta Sopoulos, which seriously affected his performance. Everyone can start from the first half. It can be seen from the confrontation between the two... Naples wants to come back in the second half? Hope is very slim. Genoa is now morale up, is playing at home again, and is still leading by two goals... And what about Naples? The coach is against this The preparations for the game seemed insufficient, and the main shooter was in a sluggish state. In the second half, I think we should replace Chen Yingxiong, who is obviously out of state..."
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"So...you behaved like sleepwalking in the first half, just because you were worried that you would not lift the rest of your life?" Mazari asked with widened eyes, staring at Chen Yingxiong in front of him.
Hero Chen nodded, a little embarrassed: "Uh, it's like this..."
There was a roar of laughter from the players in the locker room-now no one is worried about Chen Yingxiong.
Those teammates who were still worried about Chen Yingxiong before couldn't wait that they hadn't thought about it that way at all, and wanted to grab the ground with their heads-idiots would worry about this monster!
Mazzari covered his face with his hands and couldn't believe it.
The team fell behind by two goals in the first half, and the counterattack was weak. The leading scorer performed poorly, only because he was worried about his birds and eggs!
"Okay, okay..." Mazzari was very angry. "Now your birds and eggs are all right, the second half, hero, the second half, I want to see the normal you!"
Chen Yingxiong punched in the palm of his hand: "Don't worry, coach. I'm the most revengeful person!"
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